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The Real 3 Idiots Podcast — 232 episodes
Show 231 Ted Sets A World Record For Doing Nothing!
Show 230 Ted Starts Cutting Down Trees To Get Laid, and It's Working
Show 229 Ted Gets Arrested For Not Drinking and Driving
Show 228 Ted's Mind Is In The Wrong Place
Show 227 Ted Marries Lake Michigan and Get's Caught Cheating With Chicago River
Show 226 Ted's New Diet is Tequila Based and It's Working
Show 225 Ukranian Drones Are Targeting Ted's Crown Collection
Show 224 Ted Uses AI To Find Out What He's Thinking
Show 223 Ted's Favorite Movie Theater Has The Best Lamb-Kabobs
Show 222 You Guessed It, There's Nothing On Ted's Mind!
Show 221 Ted Opens A Sex Parlor With 100 Porta-Potties
Show 220 The Guys Can't Decide If Ted's A Fruit Or A Vegetable!
Show 219 Ted's Key To Life Is Money and Spiral Staircases
Show 218 Ted Does His Own Fecal Transplant and It's A ShitShow
Show 217 Ted Gets A Hole In One, He Just Doesn't Know Which One
Show 216 Ted Learns The Best Answer is "Sure" Even If You Don't Know The Question
Show 215 Ted Goes Directly To Jail and He's Very Popular
Show 214 Ted Decides To Stop Quit Drinking
Show 213 Ted's Got A New Crack Dealer!
Show 212 Ted Opens A Drive-Thru Brothel
Show 211 Ted's Bullshit Gives You Wings!
Show 210 Ted Divorces ChatGPT, After He Gets Caught Cheating With Claude!
Show 209 Ted Gets The Job As The Love Interest In Primate 2
Show 208 Ted And His Best Friend Shia LeBouf Go Bar Hopping In New Orleans
Show 207 Ted's Tips Are Highly Productive!
Show 206 Ted Goes To The Senior Center To Get Some Shank Practice
Show 205 Ted Takes Our Guests Advice And Decides To Travel Back In Time
Show 204 Ted Does A Meat And Great The Wrong Way!
Show 203 Ted Decides That Timothee Chalamet Is The Most Over-Rated Actor He's Never Seen!
Show 202 We Set The Bar Low For Ted, But He Goes Lower!
Show 201 Ted Credits His Success To All The Hard Working Criminals
Show 200 The Real 3 Idiots Word of The Year is Crownroyalwash
Show 199 Ted Prefers His Chilean Salmon With A Side Of Blood
Show 198 Ted Opens A Corn Dog Training Business
Show 197 Ted's Broccoli Farts Cause and Cure Cancer
Show 196 Ted Confuses His Safe Word With His Trigger Word
Show 195 Ted's Tip Leads To Another Cruise Ship Death
Show 194 Ted Gets An Invite To Charlie Sheen's Ball Room
Show 193 Ted Tries To Return His Birthday Suit
Show 192.4 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship "The Final Chapter"
Show 192.3 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 3
Show 192.2 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 2
Show 192.1 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Part 1
Show 191 Ted Learns He Is Special, Without Effects!
Show 190 Ted Gets Lucky At The Liquor Store
Show 189 Ted Learns There's More To Tailgating Than a Chair and a Bottle
Show 188 Ted Was Born With A Cereal Spoon In his Mouth
Show 187 Ted's Service Dog Can Sense When He Needs A Drink
Show 186 Ted Gets His Hymens Confused With Johnny Balls
Show 185 Ted Turns Epstein Island Into Honey Moon Getaway
Show 184 Ted Goes To The State Fair And Gets Crown Royal On A Stick
Show 183 Ted's Dildo Net Business Is Back!
Show 182 Ted Orders Pizza For The Forest Folks
Show 181 A Nightmare on Ted Street
Show 180 Ted Wins The Gas Station Chili Cheese Dog Cook-Off
Show 179 Ted's Burner Phone Warehouse In Cambodia Gets Pig-Butchered
Show 178 Ted Sends Text Messages With A Ouija Board
Show 177 This Week's Movie Mention is SpongeTed SweatPants
Show 176 Ted Plays The Genetic Lottery Every Week
Show 175 Teddar Cheese Hits The Black Market
Show 174 Ted Was Thrown Out With The Bath Water As A Teenager
Show 173 Ted's Clone Gets Attacked By Coked Up Fruit Flies
Show 172 Ted Finds Out His Name Means Chimp in Japanese!
Show 171 Ted's Bucket List Begins And Ends With A "Freak-Off"
Show 170 Ted Opens A Pants Optional Movie Theater
Show 169 Ted Shoplifts Water While Staff Is Distracted By A Woman Choking
Show 168 Ted Heads To New Orleans To Drink With The Bulls!
Show 167 Ted Needs A Fax Machine Repairman...ASAP!
Show 166 Ted's DNA is Worth NIL
Show 165 Ted Gets A Cowboy's Digits At A Dude Ranch
Show 163 Ted Tips A Scientist In Antarctica And All Hell Breaks Loose!
Show 162 Ted Tells Snow White She Needs To Lose The Dwarves!
Show 161 Ted Turns Pillow Fighting Into Naptime
Show 160 Empty, Is Ted's Trigger Word
Show 159 Ted Queef's His Way Into The Guinness Book Of World Records
Show 158 Ted Stars In A One Man Show-Mommie Dearest
Show 157 Punxsutawney Phil Sees Ted-6 More Weeks Of Drinking
Show 156 Ted Is Genetically Predisposed To Repeating Himself
Show 155 Ted Gets NIL Out Of The Transfer Portal
Show 154 Ted Plans A Drink-A-Thon Fundraiser for LA
Show 153 Ted Travels Back In TIme And Forgets How To Get Home
Show 152 Ted Goes To Law School And Gets A Degree In Court Jestering
Show 151 Trump Names Ted His New Pedophile Czar
Show 150 Ted Smokes His Beets By Dre
Show 149 Ted Gets Detention In Acting Class
Show 148 Ted Wants To Be The King Of His Bee Hive!
Show 147 Ted's Spider Monkey Uses His Spam Radio To Call For Help!
Show 146 Ted Tries To Smoke His Turkey, But He Can't Get It Lit!
Show 145 Ted's Nothing Burger Is Overcooked!
Show 144 Ted Gets Tattooed at Costco!
Show 143 Ted Hires An Al Pacino Look-Alike To Do His Taxes
Show 142 Ted Plagiarizes His Own Memoirs!
Show 141 The Idiots Plan A Road Trip to Bulgaria And Ted's Driving
Show 140 Ted's New Gym Is All Crown No Diet
Show 139 Ted Uses The Force To Make An Endless Crown and Diet
Show 138 Ted Gets Grilled About His New Workout Regimen
Show 137 Ted's Giving Tree Has A Monkey Branch
Show 136 Teds Starts An Uber Eats Convoy In His Honda Fit
Show 135 Ted Cooks Up His Tips In An Air-Fryer And Gets Burned!
Show 134.1 Ted Drinks The Last Piece Of The Puzzle
Show 133 Ted Tosses His Own Taco Salad!
Show 132 Ted's Emotional Support Chimp Gets Arrested For Rape
Show 131 Ted Gets Busted Regifting His Tips!
Show 130 Ted Wins The Slip and Slide Olympic Gold Medal
Show 129 Ted's A Cow Chip Off The Old Block!
Show 128 Ted Is Elected King Of The Carnies After He Invents Crown Royale Cotton Candy.
Show 127 Ted's Clown School Is Now Accepting Non-Pedophiles
Show 126 Matt Puts A Safety Flange On Ted's Mic
Show 125 Ted Finds Out That He's Got Lying In His "DNA"
Show 124 Ted Sits On A Folding Chair of Lies!
Show 123 Ted Gets A Job As A Bathroom Marshall For American Airlines
Show 122 Ted Blows His Panda Gig At The Zoo For Barking At The Kids!
Show 121 Ted Gets A Beard Transplant, But It Looks Like Shit!
Show 120 Ted's New Cancer Free Cologne Sells Out In 15 Minutes
Show 119 Ted Thinks Everyone With An Accent Works at Outback Steakhouse
Show 118 Ted Brings His Special Popcorn Bucket to The Horror Film Fest
Show 117 Ted Gets Groped By Squatters On An Airplane
Show 116 Ted Fakes His Own Birth and He Has the Certificate to Prove It!
Show 115 Ted's Having A Solar Eclipse Party In His Basement, Glasses Optional
Show 114 There's No Way Ted's a Narcissist, He's Just a Plain Old Idiot!
Show 113 Ted Comes in Last at an Artificial Intelligence Hot Sauce Challenge
Show 112.1 Ted Becomes Poetry Champ and CHATGPT Accepts The Trophy
Show 111 Ted Breaks Up A Ladyboy Fight With Big Dick Nick!
Show 110 The Newest Girl Scout Cookie, Teddy-Tastics, Sell Out In Ten Minutes.
Show 109 Ted Island Is Officially Declared A Trash Vortex
Show 108 Ted Gets Tedded!
Show 107 Ted Holds His Breath To Get What He Wants, Then Realizes He Already Has It!
106 Ted Goes Back to School and Finds Out He's A Cancer!
Show 105 Ted Sells Used Freezers, All Sales Are Final!
Show 104 Ted Learns That Free Ballin' and Freediving Aren't Free!
Show 103 Ted Finds Finds A Rug That Really Ties The Studio Together
Show 102 Ted's Cooking Dinner Tonight! I'm Going To McDonalds!
Show 101 Ted and His Best "Friend" Andre Discuss the Merits Of Wikipedia
The Real 3 Idiots Present A Not So Good Christmas Story
Show 100 Ted Swears That Is The Best F$c@1g C*^%$ S$#& B&*!@ Show Ever!
Show 99 Ted Buys Pringles and Laxatives, It's Pranking Time!
Show 98 Ted Awards Break Dancing Legend Michael Chambers The Gold Medal
Show 97 Ted Figures Out That Vodka is Truth Serum!
Show 96 Mark Beats Ted To The Toilet Question!
Show 95 Ted Starts An Adult Babysitting Service
Show 94 Ted Tames A Cape Buffalo In His Mind!
Show 93 The Idiots Are Joined By The Invisible Man, and Ted Finally asks the Perfect Question
Show 92 Wait, I Can Vote For A Chimp or Ted, What Kind Of Chimp Is it?
Show 91 Scott Sigler Makes Matt the Number One Pick of the GFL Draft!
Show 90 Ted Still Holds A Grudge Against Wiley Coyote
Show 89 Ted Chooses a Political Party Color and Matt Steps in it
Show 88 Ted's Driving to Bangkok In His 76 Cadillac, Look Out Ladies!
Show 87 Ted's Preshow Flintstones Vitamin Turns Out To Be An Edible
Show 86 Ted Learns That Yes Is A Four Letter Word.
Show 85 Ted's Dating App for Chimps Hit a Million Downloads
Show 84 Ted Has Been Put On A Performance Plan
Show 83 Ted Plays Ding Dong Ditch With The Wrong Dong!
Show 82 Ted Learns The Hard Way Between an Otter and Some Beaver
Show 81 Ted Uses Some Dark Magic To Make Our Guest Disappear...
Show 80 Ted, Is That A Sharp Stick or Are You Just Happy To See Me!
Show 79 Don't Cry for Ted, El Salvador
Show 78 Ted Starts a Chimp Riot When He Runs Out of Birthday Cake
Show 77 Ted Talks Chimp Real Good!
Show 76 Don't Panic it's Just Ted!
Show 75 I'd Like a Nice Smash, Please and Thank You
Show 74 Does Your College Need a New Mascot, Try Ted!
Show 73 Call Ted's Boat Rentals If You Need To Fake Your Own Death
Show 72 Ted Can You get Something Out of the Freezer for Me?
Show 71 Hey Ted, Take A Hike!
Show 70 Ted Becomes A Dead Head
Show 69 Ted Gets Sauced!
Show 68 We Cut The Mustard, Ted Cut The Cheese!
Show 67 Ted Sets Up Rideshare for Marathon Runners
Show 66 Trust the Process, Don't Trust the Ted!
Show 65 I Think Our HR Department is Stalking Me!
Show 64 How Many Idiots Can There Even Be?
Show 63 You Can't Spell Failure Without T E D
Show 62 Ted, Don't Be A Drag, Give Me A Kiss!
Show 61 Ted Gets a Little Salty!
Show 60 We are Teed Off!!!
Show 59 All Hail Ted!!!
Show 58 Forget the Hatfield's and The McCoys, It's The Wets vs The Dry's
Show 57 It's a Beautiful Day For A Podcast, Let's Do 2!
Show 56 If You Are Supremely Happy and You know It, Good for You, Buckaroo!
Show 55 Listening to the Show is Torture!
Show 54 Turn Out The Lights The Parties Just Getting Started
Show 53 Ted Will be the First One Eaten!
Show 52 Don't Worry Ted's Shooting Blanks
Show 51 Dry January is Bullshit!
It's an Extravaganza, or a really swell get together!
Santa, how do you turn this off?
I Love a Good Drag Show!
How Much Ted is Too Much Ted?
Happy Beersgiving!
If I Had A Million Dollars...
Ted's a Ladies man?
Member's Only
This Beer Tastes Like...WHAT!
Braiding Bigfoot
Teddy in the Sky With Diamonds
I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane, And Ted's Sitting Next me!
It's All In The Cards!
Ted Knows the Unknowable, He Just Doesn't Know He Knows It.
I'm So Important, Just Ask Me!
Smartest Idiots Ever?
Words Make Me Sleepy
Don't Die Unless You Have Too!
A Complete 360* For A New Direction
OMG! Is That A Box of Socks!
Ted, Ain't Got No Belt!
Who Wants to go to Brunch, Ted's buying!
Filling Your Sock on the Patio!
Prove There are No Aliens, Wipe Your Ass!
Bed Wetting is a Serious Medical Condition!
Nobody Knows Nothing!
Turns Out Pornography is Good for You
Protect the City Free the Titties
Who Wants to Hangout by the Bulwark Tonight?
How to Make A Good Burger-A Spatula, Some Follow Thru and a Pinch of Where With All
You're The Corporate Fat and Fuck You Timmy
I Think Ted's Having a Stroke!
Wax on Wax Off the Carrot
Daddy is that a gay intersection?
Dear Abby, No One Will Listen to My Show
I Spit on Your Breadsticks!
Theme Park Ride or Gay porn
Is This Orgy Wheelchair Accessible
When Life Gives You Lemons Have A 3 Some
The Idiots Drop A Load
Lay Back and Enjoy It
The Idiots are Unwell
Stop Giving a Shit Right Away
Hooray For Bollywood
Hey You
Ted Tickles a Pickle
Teds Mom Buys Him A Handjob
The Real 3 Idiots "In Search of an Idiot"