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Show 244 Ted's Favorite Hot Dog Is A Bun Soaked In Crown Royal

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Show 243 Ted Trains To Get One Day Worse, and It's Working Perfectly

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Show 242 A Listener Wants To Put An Ass To Ted's Voice

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Show 241 Ted's New Favorite Comic Is Wonder Woman, For All The Wrong Reasons

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Show 240 Ted Trades His Bowling Ball Collection For Paul McCartney's Cock RIng

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Show 239 Ted Eats A Late Night Baconator, And He Is The Asshole.

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Show 238 Ted Learns He Doesn't Hate Women, He Just Doesn't Like Them

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Show 237 Ted Sings A Duet With William Shatner

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Show 236 Ted Has A Crown Royal Behavior Disorder

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Show 235 Ted's New Cookbook Has One Recipe!

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Show 234 Ted Has A Food Fight With Himself

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Show 233 Flock Cameras Catch Ted In Front of Angelina Jolie's House

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Show 232 Ted's Triathalon is Crown Royal, Gummies and A Missed Putt

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Show 231 Ted Sets A World Record For Doing Nothing!

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Show 230 Ted Starts Cutting Down Trees To Get Laid, and It's Working
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Show 229 Ted Gets Arrested For Not Drinking and Driving

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Show 228 Ted's Mind Is In The Wrong Place

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Show 227 Ted Marries Lake Michigan and Get's Caught Cheating With Chicago River

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Show 226 Ted's New Diet is Tequila Based and It's Working

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Show 225 Ukranian Drones Are Targeting Ted's Crown Collection

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Show 224 Ted Uses AI To Find Out What He's Thinking

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Show 223 Ted's Favorite Movie Theater Has The Best Lamb-Kabobs

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Show 222 You Guessed It, There's Nothing On Ted's Mind!

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Show 221 Ted Opens A Sex Parlor With 100 Porta-Potties

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Show 220 The Guys Can't Decide If Ted's A Fruit Or A Vegetable!

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Show 219 Ted's Key To Life Is Money and Spiral Staircases

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Show 218 Ted Does His Own Fecal Transplant and It's A ShitShow

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Show 217 Ted Gets A Hole In One, He Just Doesn't Know Which One

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Show 216 Ted Learns The Best Answer is "Sure" Even If You Don't Know The Question

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Show 215 Ted Goes Directly To Jail and He's Very Popular

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Show 214 Ted Decides To Stop Quit Drinking

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Show 213 Ted's Got A New Crack Dealer!

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Show 212 Ted Opens A Drive-Thru Brothel

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Show 211 Ted's Bullshit Gives You Wings!

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Show 210 Ted Divorces ChatGPT, After He Gets Caught Cheating With Claude!

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Show 209 Ted Gets The Job As The Love Interest In Primate 2

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Show 208 Ted And His Best Friend Shia LeBouf Go Bar Hopping In New Orleans

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Show 207 Ted's Tips Are Highly Productive!

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Show 206 Ted Goes To The Senior Center To Get Some Shank Practice

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Show 205 Ted Takes Our Guests Advice And Decides To Travel Back In Time

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Show 204 Ted Does A Meat And Great The Wrong Way!

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Show 203 Ted Decides That Timothee Chalamet Is The Most Over-Rated Actor He's Never Seen!

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Show 202 We Set The Bar Low For Ted, But He Goes Lower!

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Show 201 Ted Credits His Success To All The Hard Working Criminals

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Show 200 The Real 3 Idiots Word of The Year is Crownroyalwash

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Show 199 Ted Prefers His Chilean Salmon With A Side Of Blood

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Show 198 Ted Opens A Corn Dog Training Business

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Show 197 Ted's Broccoli Farts Cause and Cure Cancer

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Show 196 Ted Confuses His Safe Word With His Trigger Word

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Show 195 Ted's Tip Leads To Another Cruise Ship Death

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Show 194 Ted Gets An Invite To Charlie Sheen's Ball Room

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Show 193 Ted Tries To Return His Birthday Suit

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Show 192.4 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship "The Final Chapter"

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Show 192.3 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 3

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Show 192.2 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 2

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Show 192.1 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Part 1

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Show 191 Ted Learns He Is Special, Without Effects!

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Show 190 Ted Gets Lucky At The Liquor Store

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Show 189 Ted Learns There's More To Tailgating Than a Chair and a Bottle

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Show 188 Ted Was Born With A Cereal Spoon In his Mouth

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Show 187 Ted's Service Dog Can Sense When He Needs A Drink

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Show 186 Ted Gets His Hymens Confused With Johnny Balls

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Show 185 Ted Turns Epstein Island Into Honey Moon Getaway

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Show 184 Ted Goes To The State Fair And Gets Crown Royal On A Stick

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Show 183 Ted's Dildo Net Business Is Back!

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Show 182 Ted Orders Pizza For The Forest Folks

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Show 181 A Nightmare on Ted Street

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Show 180 Ted Wins The Gas Station Chili Cheese Dog Cook-Off

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Show 179 Ted's Burner Phone Warehouse In Cambodia Gets Pig-Butchered

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Show 178 Ted Sends Text Messages With A Ouija Board

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Show 177 This Week's Movie Mention is SpongeTed SweatPants

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Show 176 Ted Plays The Genetic Lottery Every Week

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Show 175 Teddar Cheese Hits The Black Market

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Show 174 Ted Was Thrown Out With The Bath Water As A Teenager

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Show 173 Ted's Clone Gets Attacked By Coked Up Fruit Flies

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Show 172 Ted Finds Out His Name Means Chimp in Japanese!

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Show 171 Ted's Bucket List Begins And Ends With A "Freak-Off"

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Show 170 Ted Opens A Pants Optional Movie Theater

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Show 169 Ted Shoplifts Water While Staff Is Distracted By A Woman Choking

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Show 168 Ted Heads To New Orleans To Drink With The Bulls!

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Show 167 Ted Needs A Fax Machine Repairman...ASAP!

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Show 166 Ted's DNA is Worth NIL

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Show 165 Ted Gets A Cowboy's Digits At A Dude Ranch

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Show 163 Ted Tips A Scientist In Antarctica And All Hell Breaks Loose!

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Show 162 Ted Tells Snow White She Needs To Lose The Dwarves!

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Show 161 Ted Turns Pillow Fighting Into Naptime

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Show 160 Empty, Is Ted's Trigger Word

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Show 159 Ted Queef's His Way Into The Guinness Book Of World Records

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Show 158 Ted Stars In A One Man Show-Mommie Dearest

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Show 157 Punxsutawney Phil Sees Ted-6 More Weeks Of Drinking

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Show 156 Ted Is Genetically Predisposed To Repeating Himself

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Show 155 Ted Gets NIL Out Of The Transfer Portal

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Show 154 Ted Plans A Drink-A-Thon Fundraiser for LA

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Show 153 Ted Travels Back In TIme And Forgets How To Get Home

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Show 152 Ted Goes To Law School And Gets A Degree In Court Jestering

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Show 151 Trump Names Ted His New Pedophile Czar

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Show 150 Ted Smokes His Beets By Dre

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Show 149 Ted Gets Detention In Acting Class

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Show 148 Ted Wants To Be The King Of His Bee Hive!

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Show 147 Ted's Spider Monkey Uses His Spam Radio To Call For Help!

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