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The Real 3 Idiots Podcast — 226 episodes

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Show 225 Ukranian Drones Are Targeting Ted's Crown Collection

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Show 224 Ted Uses AI To Find Out What He's Thinking

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Show 223 Ted's Favorite Movie Theater Has The Best Lamb-Kabobs

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Show 222 You Guessed It, There's Nothing On Ted's Mind!

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Show 221 Ted Opens A Sex Parlor With 100 Porta-Potties

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Show 220 The Guys Can't Decide If Ted's A Fruit Or A Vegetable!

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Show 219 Ted's Key To Life Is Money and Spiral Staircases

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Show 218 Ted Does His Own Fecal Transplant and It's A ShitShow

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Show 217 Ted Gets A Hole In One, He Just Doesn't Know Which One

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Show 216 Ted Learns The Best Answer is "Sure" Even If You Don't Know The Question

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Show 215 Ted Goes Directly To Jail and He's Very Popular

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Show 214 Ted Decides To Stop Quit Drinking

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Show 213 Ted's Got A New Crack Dealer!

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Show 212 Ted Opens A Drive-Thru Brothel

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Show 211 Ted's Bullshit Gives You Wings!

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Show 210 Ted Divorces ChatGPT, After He Gets Caught Cheating With Claude!

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Show 209 Ted Gets The Job As The Love Interest In Primate 2

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Show 208 Ted And His Best Friend Shia LeBouf Go Bar Hopping In New Orleans

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Show 207 Ted's Tips Are Highly Productive!

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Show 206 Ted Goes To The Senior Center To Get Some Shank Practice

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Show 205 Ted Takes Our Guests Advice And Decides To Travel Back In Time

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Show 204 Ted Does A Meat And Great The Wrong Way!

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Show 203 Ted Decides That Timothee Chalamet Is The Most Over-Rated Actor He's Never Seen!

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Show 202 We Set The Bar Low For Ted, But He Goes Lower!

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Show 201 Ted Credits His Success To All The Hard Working Criminals

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Show 200 The Real 3 Idiots Word of The Year is Crownroyalwash

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Show 199 Ted Prefers His Chilean Salmon With A Side Of Blood

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Show 198 Ted Opens A Corn Dog Training Business

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Show 197 Ted's Broccoli Farts Cause and Cure Cancer

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Show 196 Ted Confuses His Safe Word With His Trigger Word

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Show 195 Ted's Tip Leads To Another Cruise Ship Death

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Show 194 Ted Gets An Invite To Charlie Sheen's Ball Room

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Show 193 Ted Tries To Return His Birthday Suit

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Show 192.4 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship "The Final Chapter"

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Show 192.3 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 3

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Show 192.2 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Pt. 2

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Show 192.1 The Idiots Go On A Road Trip To The World Chili Championship Part 1

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Show 191 Ted Learns He Is Special, Without Effects!

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Show 190 Ted Gets Lucky At The Liquor Store

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Show 189 Ted Learns There's More To Tailgating Than a Chair and a Bottle

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Show 188 Ted Was Born With A Cereal Spoon In his Mouth

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Show 187 Ted's Service Dog Can Sense When He Needs A Drink

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Show 186 Ted Gets His Hymens Confused With Johnny Balls

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Show 185 Ted Turns Epstein Island Into Honey Moon Getaway

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Show 184 Ted Goes To The State Fair And Gets Crown Royal On A Stick

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Show 183 Ted's Dildo Net Business Is Back!

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Show 182 Ted Orders Pizza For The Forest Folks

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Show 181 A Nightmare on Ted Street

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Show 180 Ted Wins The Gas Station Chili Cheese Dog Cook-Off

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Show 179 Ted's Burner Phone Warehouse In Cambodia Gets Pig-Butchered

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Show 178 Ted Sends Text Messages With A Ouija Board

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Show 177 This Week's Movie Mention is SpongeTed SweatPants

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Show 176 Ted Plays The Genetic Lottery Every Week

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Show 175 Teddar Cheese Hits The Black Market

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Show 174 Ted Was Thrown Out With The Bath Water As A Teenager

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Show 173 Ted's Clone Gets Attacked By Coked Up Fruit Flies

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Show 172 Ted Finds Out His Name Means Chimp in Japanese!

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Show 171 Ted's Bucket List Begins And Ends With A "Freak-Off"

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Show 170 Ted Opens A Pants Optional Movie Theater

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Show 169 Ted Shoplifts Water While Staff Is Distracted By A Woman Choking

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Show 168 Ted Heads To New Orleans To Drink With The Bulls!

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Show 167 Ted Needs A Fax Machine Repairman...ASAP!

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Show 166 Ted's DNA is Worth NIL

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Show 165 Ted Gets A Cowboy's Digits At A Dude Ranch

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Show 163 Ted Tips A Scientist In Antarctica And All Hell Breaks Loose!

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Show 162 Ted Tells Snow White She Needs To Lose The Dwarves!

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Show 161 Ted Turns Pillow Fighting Into Naptime

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Show 160 Empty, Is Ted's Trigger Word

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Show 159 Ted Queef's His Way Into The Guinness Book Of World Records

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Show 158 Ted Stars In A One Man Show-Mommie Dearest

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Show 157 Punxsutawney Phil Sees Ted-6 More Weeks Of Drinking

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Show 156 Ted Is Genetically Predisposed To Repeating Himself

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Show 155 Ted Gets NIL Out Of The Transfer Portal

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Show 154 Ted Plans A Drink-A-Thon Fundraiser for LA

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Show 153 Ted Travels Back In TIme And Forgets How To Get Home

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Show 152 Ted Goes To Law School And Gets A Degree In Court Jestering

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Show 151 Trump Names Ted His New Pedophile Czar

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Show 150 Ted Smokes His Beets By Dre

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Show 149 Ted Gets Detention In Acting Class

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Show 148 Ted Wants To Be The King Of His Bee Hive!

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Show 147 Ted's Spider Monkey Uses His Spam Radio To Call For Help!

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Show 146 Ted Tries To Smoke His Turkey, But He Can't Get It Lit!

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Show 145 Ted's Nothing Burger Is Overcooked!

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Show 144 Ted Gets Tattooed at Costco!

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Show 143 Ted Hires An Al Pacino Look-Alike To Do His Taxes

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Show 142 Ted Plagiarizes His Own Memoirs!

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Show 141 The Idiots Plan A Road Trip to Bulgaria And Ted's Driving

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Show 140 Ted's New Gym Is All Crown No Diet

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Show 139 Ted Uses The Force To Make An Endless Crown and Diet

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Show 138 Ted Gets Grilled About His New Workout Regimen

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Show 137 Ted's Giving Tree Has A Monkey Branch

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Show 136 Teds Starts An Uber Eats Convoy In His Honda Fit

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Show 135 Ted Cooks Up His Tips In An Air-Fryer And Gets Burned!

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Show 134.1 Ted Drinks The Last Piece Of The Puzzle

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Show 133 Ted Tosses His Own Taco Salad!

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Show 132 Ted's Emotional Support Chimp Gets Arrested For Rape

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Show 131 Ted Gets Busted Regifting His Tips!

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Show 130 Ted Wins The Slip and Slide Olympic Gold Medal

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Show 129 Ted's A Cow Chip Off The Old Block!

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Show 128 Ted Is Elected King Of The Carnies After He Invents Crown Royale Cotton Candy.

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Show 127 Ted's Clown School Is Now Accepting Non-Pedophiles

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Show 126 Matt Puts A Safety Flange On Ted's Mic

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Show 125 Ted Finds Out That He's Got Lying In His "DNA"

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Show 124 Ted Sits On A Folding Chair of Lies!

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Show 123 Ted Gets A Job As A Bathroom Marshall For American Airlines

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Show 122 Ted Blows His Panda Gig At The Zoo For Barking At The Kids!

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Show 121 Ted Gets A Beard Transplant, But It Looks Like Shit!

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Show 120 Ted's New Cancer Free Cologne Sells Out In 15 Minutes

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Show 119 Ted Thinks Everyone With An Accent Works at Outback Steakhouse

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Show 118 Ted Brings His Special Popcorn Bucket to The Horror Film Fest

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Show 117 Ted Gets Groped By Squatters On An Airplane

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Show 116 Ted Fakes His Own Birth and He Has the Certificate to Prove It!

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Show 115 Ted's Having A Solar Eclipse Party In His Basement, Glasses Optional

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Show 114 There's No Way Ted's a Narcissist, He's Just a Plain Old Idiot!

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Show 113 Ted Comes in Last at an Artificial Intelligence Hot Sauce Challenge

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Show 112.1 Ted Becomes Poetry Champ and CHATGPT Accepts The Trophy

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Show 111 Ted Breaks Up A Ladyboy Fight With Big Dick Nick!

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Show 110 The Newest Girl Scout Cookie, Teddy-Tastics, Sell Out In Ten Minutes.

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Show 109 Ted Island Is Officially Declared A Trash Vortex

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Show 108 Ted Gets Tedded!

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Show 107 Ted Holds His Breath To Get What He Wants, Then Realizes He Already Has It!

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106 Ted Goes Back to School and Finds Out He's A Cancer!

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Show 105 Ted Sells Used Freezers, All Sales Are Final!

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Show 104 Ted Learns That Free Ballin' and Freediving Aren't Free!

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Show 103 Ted Finds Finds A Rug That Really Ties The Studio Together

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Show 102 Ted's Cooking Dinner Tonight! I'm Going To McDonalds!

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Show 101 Ted and His Best "Friend" Andre Discuss the Merits Of Wikipedia

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The Real 3 Idiots Present A Not So Good Christmas Story

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Show 100 Ted Swears That Is The Best F$c@1g C*^%$ S$#& B&*!@ Show Ever!

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Show 99 Ted Buys Pringles and Laxatives, It's Pranking Time!

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Show 98 Ted Awards Break Dancing Legend Michael Chambers The Gold Medal

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Show 97 Ted Figures Out That Vodka is Truth Serum!

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Show 96 Mark Beats Ted To The Toilet Question!

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Show 95 Ted Starts An Adult Babysitting Service

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Show 94 Ted Tames A Cape Buffalo In His Mind!

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Show 93 The Idiots Are Joined By The Invisible Man, and Ted Finally asks the Perfect Question

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Show 92 Wait, I Can Vote For A Chimp or Ted, What Kind Of Chimp Is it?

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Show 91 Scott Sigler Makes Matt the Number One Pick of the GFL Draft!

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Show 90 Ted Still Holds A Grudge Against Wiley Coyote

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Show 89 Ted Chooses a Political Party Color and Matt Steps in it

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Show 88 Ted's Driving to Bangkok In His 76 Cadillac, Look Out Ladies!

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Show 87 Ted's Preshow Flintstones Vitamin Turns Out To Be An Edible

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Show 86 Ted Learns That Yes Is A Four Letter Word.

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Show 85 Ted's Dating App for Chimps Hit a Million Downloads

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Show 84 Ted Has Been Put On A Performance Plan

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Show 83 Ted Plays Ding Dong Ditch With The Wrong Dong!

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Show 82 Ted Learns The Hard Way Between an Otter and Some Beaver

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Show 81 Ted Uses Some Dark Magic To Make Our Guest Disappear...

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Show 80 Ted, Is That A Sharp Stick or Are You Just Happy To See Me!

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Show 79 Don't Cry for Ted, El Salvador

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Show 78 Ted Starts a Chimp Riot When He Runs Out of Birthday Cake

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Show 77 Ted Talks Chimp Real Good!

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Show 76 Don't Panic it's Just Ted!

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Show 75 I'd Like a Nice Smash, Please and Thank You

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Show 74 Does Your College Need a New Mascot, Try Ted!

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Show 73 Call Ted's Boat Rentals If You Need To Fake Your Own Death

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Show 72 Ted Can You get Something Out of the Freezer for Me?

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Show 71 Hey Ted, Take A Hike!

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Show 70 Ted Becomes A Dead Head

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Show 69 Ted Gets Sauced!

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Show 68 We Cut The Mustard, Ted Cut The Cheese!

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Show 67 Ted Sets Up Rideshare for Marathon Runners

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Show 66 Trust the Process, Don't Trust the Ted!

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Show 65 I Think Our HR Department is Stalking Me!

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Show 64 How Many Idiots Can There Even Be?

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Show 63 You Can't Spell Failure Without T E D

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Show 62 Ted, Don't Be A Drag, Give Me A Kiss!

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Show 61 Ted Gets a Little Salty!

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Show 60 We are Teed Off!!!

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Show 59 All Hail Ted!!!

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Show 58 Forget the Hatfield's and The McCoys, It's The Wets vs The Dry's

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Show 57 It's a Beautiful Day For A Podcast, Let's Do 2!

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Show 56 If You Are Supremely Happy and You know It, Good for You, Buckaroo!

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Show 55 Listening to the Show is Torture!

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Show 54 Turn Out The Lights The Parties Just Getting Started

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Show 53 Ted Will be the First One Eaten!

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Show 52 Don't Worry Ted's Shooting Blanks

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Show 51 Dry January is Bullshit!

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It's an Extravaganza, or a really swell get together!

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Santa, how do you turn this off?

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I Love a Good Drag Show!

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How Much Ted is Too Much Ted?

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Happy Beersgiving!

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If I Had A Million Dollars...

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Ted's a Ladies man?

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Member's Only

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This Beer Tastes Like...WHAT!

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Braiding Bigfoot

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Teddy in the Sky With Diamonds

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I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane, And Ted's Sitting Next me!

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It's All In The Cards!

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Ted Knows the Unknowable, He Just Doesn't Know He Knows It.

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I'm So Important, Just Ask Me!

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Smartest Idiots Ever?

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Words Make Me Sleepy

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Don't Die Unless You Have Too!

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A Complete 360* For A New Direction

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OMG! Is That A Box of Socks!

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Ted, Ain't Got No Belt!

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Who Wants to go to Brunch, Ted's buying!

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Filling Your Sock on the Patio!

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Prove There are No Aliens, Wipe Your Ass!

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Bed Wetting is a Serious Medical Condition!

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Nobody Knows Nothing!

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Turns Out Pornography is Good for You

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Protect the City Free the Titties

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Who Wants to Hangout by the Bulwark Tonight?

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How to Make A Good Burger-A Spatula, Some Follow Thru and a Pinch of Where With All

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You're The Corporate Fat and Fuck You Timmy

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I Think Ted's Having a Stroke!

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Wax on Wax Off the Carrot

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Daddy is that a gay intersection?

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Dear Abby, No One Will Listen to My Show

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I Spit on Your Breadsticks!

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Theme Park Ride or Gay porn

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Is This Orgy Wheelchair Accessible

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When Life Gives You Lemons Have A 3 Some

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The Idiots Drop A Load

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Lay Back and Enjoy It

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The Idiots are Unwell

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Stop Giving a Shit Right Away

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Hooray For Bollywood

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Hey You

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Ted Tickles a Pickle

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Teds Mom Buys Him A Handjob

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The Real 3 Idiots "In Search of an Idiot"