The Rise Guys Podcast

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Headlines Exactly what is the price difference between GLP-1’s in the USA vs England? Holy shit, if you’re on this stuff you might wanna move over there lol Homeless people asking for money is more of an issue than it use to be, what happened to the characters? RIP Hubba Hubba

A combo TRG movie review, here’s two not to watch, can’t remember the name of one of em tho… Here’s something we gotta figure out, the new promo code for jeremyellenburg.com A Kushner just bought the Lakers and it’s not Jared, it’s has damn brother, whole family’s loaded lol

Mattman went to a bar over the weekend and paid way too much for a cheeseburger plate, which brings the question..”Why is food higher, and smaller at the same time?” Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Party Man Dan calls in with his updated diagnosis

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What happened to kid shows like Bozo? They aren’t around anymore, probably a liability issue Headlines

Re-selling liquor people didn’t drink, genius idea Lot of squatters everywhere now, I mean everywhere, probably near you right now

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Headlines Party Man Dan calls in with a health update he teased a couple of weeks ago

Did you see the Chinese scam marriage bust from yesterday? Shit been going on for ten years Dwight calls in because he also thinks he’s cursed, plus he’s tired of getting hit by cars lol

Pornos came up and of course Fat Boy schools everybody in the room, that’s not good dude lol Fat Boy brought up that Matt Rife bought the Warren house in Connecticut and makes his money back off it by leasing it as an Air BnB property, and people line up to stay in the fucker

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Anonymous about to quit school on the first day, don’t do it yo..

We got to talking about Batman the tv show and what was the spray that made him horny? Also, did Alfred really kill Batman’s parents so he could traffic him? Maybe… Best Damn Audio is back baby, this might be the strongest one we’ve had in a minute

WTF is “Summerween?”, well to commemorate it, here’s the time Fat Boy sat in an open grave years ago during a haunted trip We revisit yesterday’s calls between Anonymous, who’s quitting school at 17, and her Mom trying to talk some sense into her Headlines

The Trump escape ruse over the last few days was kind of clever, check it out if you didn’t see it What kind of shake was that again Mattman? Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mail Sack time baby

Headlines Anonymous called last hour to quit school, now her Mom’s on the phone with us

Fat Boy, you gonna have everybody saying “Big German Bitch now”..lol Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s going to school for the first day of the new year but it might be her last… she gonna quit?

When you hate people, or fought dirty, you use to piss on people, so why aren’t we doing that anymore? Lol Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Dude got a job offer in Miami, can he afford to take it?

Mattman relieved himself, pissed outside, at the farm recently and had quite the audience, his donkey Banjo staring at him while he’s pissing lol The Mail Sack is back baby, [email protected] if you were wondering

These political ads are getting nasty these days, too nasty maybe Hey Fat Boy, can you fit in this 3X costume? Something’s wrong if you can’t, fatty Headlines

Economy, who’s making our damn weapons, and various other shits we get into here RIP to the celebs we lost this weekend Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Al Sharpton can’t read for shit lol, makes for great tv

The access to information we have now as far as traveling goes is really sick, speaking of, wanna go to Nepal? Where the fuck is it Fat Boy says… To be honest I can’t remember the other shit we did here

Have you heard about the “Gold Bar Scam” going around New York City? Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery Headlines

School’s back in, it’s almost football season, we made up some new cheers hahah No Paige, that’s not how you say his name, funny as shit tho… Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Emily’s Mom is going to the mountains with a dude she met last week… hang on now.

The flow continues, remember these commercials from back in the day? Parents are damn excited school is back in, they ready to kick these kids to the curb

We get sidetracked again because Fat Boy found a new Al Sharpton compilation Did you hear about Linda Blair and the 251 dogs she has on her property in California, that’s a bit much maybe.. Headlines

Mattman had a red tail hawk land on his table outside yesterday, Fat Boy saw a video where two friends each saw a different owl in their yards recently… where the hell are these dudes coming from? Are scientists watching Black Mirror and trying to make the shit really happen? Check this out…. Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines More songs from Dan in Columbia

Headlines Great question Mattman, if you could legally beat the shit out of somebody, how fast does that person’s name come to your mind?

More on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, two ransom letters have been released Open Phones brings us Emily, who’s not a fan of how her newly single mom is acting now when it comes to these dudes

What’s in the mystery box this morning, well it’s crocheted… and it might look like a hammer Matt To The Bone has been stuck in our heads all day yesterday, good job Dan from Columbia..

A full, and wild, Monday edition of TRG

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Paige drops a line here that nobody wrote for her, she’s working wild today lol. Also, Mattman talks about pain after losing a shit ton of weight and how Fat Boy thinks Mattman’s doctor is full of shit lol Dan has been busy lately, so we check in on some of his submissions to the show

Our Summerslam review, not a bad show Can we stop with the damn Puerto Rico song already? Headlines

Mattman and Fat Boy recount stories of people they worked with back in the day and how wild they were, but in reality, were Mattman and Fat Boy just timid little bitches? Probably, HA RIP Vincent Pastore aka Big Pussy from The Sopranos Headlines