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The Rise Guys Podcast — 500 episodes
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/23/26
HER WIG STANK YO: HOUR FOUR
YOU MIGHT WANNA CHANGE YOUR KID’S NAME, FOR REAL: HOUR THREE
I’M TELLIN YA, YOU WANT A REAL BITCH FOR A PRESIDENT: HOUR TWO
RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A THURSDAY MORNING: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/22/26
IS YOU OR AIN’T YOU REAL?.: HOUR FOUR
IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE.. IT’S A PLANE DRAWING A GOOBER?..:HOUR THREE
A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHINESE KIDS SINGING IN PERFECT ENGLISH: HOUR TWO
DAMN MATTMAN, THAT WAS A GREAT QUESTION: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/21/26
IT’S SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE: HOUR FOUR
SHE’S REAL AND SHE’S MISSING A TOE: HOUR THREE
CAN YOU BE A DUMB DAD AND A GOOD BROTHER ALL AT ONCE?: HOUR TWO
YOU KNOW THAT DAMN RING AIN’T REAL: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/20/26
YOU SHOULDN”T SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR BOSS, PUBLICLY AT LEAST: HOUR FOUR
TO THOSE WE LOST THIS WEEKEND, HERE'S TO YOU: HOUR THREE
WRESTLEMANIA VEGAS, YEAH WE WATCHED: HOUR TWO
WAKE US UP, DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/17/26
I’LL BE DAMNED IF YOU GONNA BE HALF NAKED AT PROM ON MY DIME: HOUR FOUR
I AIN’T TOUCHIN YA DAMN MONEY: HOUR THREE
DUDE ARE YOU IN THE BATH RIGHT NOW?: HOUR TWO
WELL HOWDY, BITCH: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/16/26
SMOKE IF YOU GOT EM, BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT EM TOO: HOUR FOUR
NO WAY IN HELL SHE’S WEARING THAT TO HER PROM: HOUR THREE
SO WHERE ARE YOU AT ON BUSH WAXING PAIGE?: HOUR TWO
ARE YOU WORKING A BIT RIGHT NOW DIESEL?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/15/26
STAY IN THE YARD SON: HOUR FOUR
YOU SURE YOU WANNA EAT THERE?: HOUR THREE
WHEN YOU GOT WEED QUESTIONS, YOU GOTTA GET CALLROB.COM ON THE SHOW: HOUR TWO
SOMEBODY TEACH PAIGE HOW TO SIT DOWN PLEASE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/14/26
ANYBODY EVER GONNA BELIEVE WE WENT TO DAMN SPACE?: HOUR FOUR
DON’T ALWAYS LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY: HOUR THREE
GRADY SAYS YOU CAN’T COME HOME: HOUR TWO
THIS NEW STUDIO IS GROWING ON US: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/13/26
PLEASE TAKE US TO SOUTH KOREA NOW: HOUR FOUR
THE KING HAS LOST HIS NUTS: HOUR THREE
SO WAS THAT LATEST EARTH PIC REAL OR NOT?: HOUR TWO
WELL WE CAME BACK TO A BIG SURRPISE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/10/26
HAPPY 23RD TRG: HOUR FOUR
YOU GOTTA ASSUME WE ALWAYS RECORDING: HOUR THREE
TOMMY LOVES EM BIG, LIKE REAL BIG: HOUR TWO
DAN IN COLUMBIA HITS US UP WITH SOME MORE NEW SONGS: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/09/26
IF YOU NEED AN IDEA, HIT US UP... MIGHT NOT BE GREAT BUT HEY...: HOUR FOUR
SUP CRAI...F YOU DOIN?: HOUR THREE
MATTMAN HAD A LITTLE LAMB....: HOUR TWO
DUDE, YOU GOTTA STOP GOING THROUGH YOUR GIRL'S PURSE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/08/26
HERE'S BRETT TALKING ABOUT HIS HORNY AUNT LOL: HOUR FOUR
YEAH, BUTT HORN..: HOUR THREE
YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA FORGET ABOUT ASH WEDNESDAY?: HOUR TWO
DAMN CHICK, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS OLD AS HELL: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/07/26
BE HONEST, WHO'S HAD AN STD BEFORE?..: HOUR FOUR
THAT "C" ON THE DOOR DOESN'T STAND FOR COOL, THERE BUDDY: HOUR THREE
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TRG AT YOUR CAREER FAIR?: HOUR TWO
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS WILD DIVORCE STORY: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/06/26
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS HOW PROTESTING REALLY WORKS: HOUR FOUR
LADIES, YOU MIGHT BE MISSING THE BOAT ON SOME BIG CASH HERE: HOUR THREE
WILL, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY JUST SAW YOU NAKED BRO LOL: HOUR TWO
SOMEBODY COME GET RIC FLAIR PLEASE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/03/26
SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW IT: HOUR FOUR
ROB YOUNG LIVE: HOUR THREE
DOES EVERYBODY REALLY WANNA COME HERE?: HOUR TWO
IF I HEAR ONE MORE DAMN POP: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/02/26
FINALLY, THE THIRD PARTY IN QUESTION: HOUR FOUR
WE ON THE DAMN MOON SON: HOUR THREE
THAT’S A LOT OF GRAND KIDS DUDE: HOUR TWO
IT’S HARD TO LET A RUMOR DIE, ESPECIALLY ABOUT A RESTAURANT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/01/26
DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD BE NAKED OUTSIDE? IT’S OTHER PEOPLE YOU GOTTA WORRY ABOUT: HOUR FOUR
GOOD THING YOU CALLED BACK FRANK FROM YESTERDAY, WE GOT MORE QUESTIONS: HOUR THREE
AND HERE’S BETSY, THE COMPLETION OF THE LOVE TRIANGLE: HOUR TWO
WORST GIFT EVER BRO, GOOD INTENTIONS THO: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/31/26
I’M GONNA STICK YOU WITH A BURIAL BILL ON THE WAY OUT: HOUR FOUR
SHOCKING ALL PIGS: HOUR THREE
HE CASHED IN, PROBABLY NOT HOW YOU’RE THINKING THO: HOUR TWO
ARE THESE NAMES STILL GOOD?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/30/26
IF YOU CALL AND TALK S**T ABOUT ANIMALS, YOU WILL GET ROASTED: HOUR FOUR
DO WE NEED TO BRING THE DRAFT BACK?: HOUR THREE
NO KINGS AND THE PROTESTING STATE OF MIND: HOUR TWO
TAKE CARE OF YOUR BIRTHDAY PEOPLE DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/27/26
LADY, AT THIS POINT JUST TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET: HOUR FOUR
YOU GONNA CATCH AN ASS WHOPPIN WHEN SHE BONDS OUT: HOUR THREE
CALLING ALL NUNS: HOUR TWO
SHOW US THE NAKED MAN AND THE YELLOW THONG PLEASE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/26/26
LET’S SAVE OUR SPEEDWAY, DAMNIT: HOUR FOUR
ANDERSON COUNTY P1’S, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE … SAUCE BANDITS: HOUR THREE
BETWEEN BLACK GUYS AND LESBIANS, NOBODY ELSE WILL LOOK AT ME: HOUR TWO
YOU ITALIANS LOVE TO CLAIM ALL THE FIGURES FROM HISTORY: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/25/26
ANOTHER GREAT MATTMAN "FOOT IN MOUTH" STORY LOL: HOUR FOUR
HEY, SOME THINGS WE'RE COOL WITH NOT KNOWING LOL: HOUR THREE
WWE'S JADE CARGILL IN STUDIO, NIIICE: HOUR TWO
ARE YOU SURE YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT BACK?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/24/26
TOMMY THE CHUBBY CHASER: HOUR FOUR
LEFT BRAIN, RIGHT BRAIN, IN FAT BOY’S CASE NO BRAIN LOL: HOUR THREE
WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON BEHIND THE GREENVILLE PICKENS SPEEDWAY?: HOUR TWO
YOU COULD BE CALLED A LOT WORSE THERE BUDDY: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/23/26
SOME OF Y’ALL BOUT TO GET FIRED IT LOOKS LIKE: HOUR FOUR
WOW! THIS DUDE CAN’T EVEN FIND THE BIGGEST GIRL IN THE ROOM TO DATE: HOUR THREE
THAT MIGHT BE THE WEIRDEST CALL WE’VE GOTTEN IN A BIT: HOUR TWO
OH YEAH, THERE IS A DEAF RAPPER ALREADY..: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/20/26
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN JUG: HOUR FOUR
IF YOU OWN A DOG, YOU STINK, AND YOUR DOG DOES TOO: HOUR THREE
PAIGE THAT AIN’T A FLASHLIGHT, IT’S A DAMN DILDO: HOUR TWO
IS IT SATURDAY?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/19/26
IN THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI PALACE..: HOUR FOUR
WHY DID HE STAPLE THAT TO HIS DAMN HEAD?: HOUR THREE
LET’S DO SOME FUSSIN JUG: HOUR TWO
THIS TURNIP’S BOUT OUT OF DAMN BLOOD BUDDY: HOUR ONE
TRG EXTRA: EDITH AND THE CHATTANOOGA TIKI PALACE, THE FULL STORY
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/18/26
YOU TRIPPIN POPS, NO CAP: HOUR FOUR
REMIND US AGAIN WHY YOU GOT BAPTIZED?..: HOUR THREE
EDITH THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLD STRIPPER FROM CHATTANOOGA, AND THE TIKI PALACE: HOUR TWO
THE CHATTANOOGA TIKI PALACE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/17/26
WOW! WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THOSE PAIGE: HOUR FOUR
THROW ALL MY MONEY BEHIND FART COIN, DO IT NOW: HOUR THREE
MY SON MIGHT BE A TAD CONFUSED: HOUR TWO
WHO’S TOSSIN OUR JUNK, MAN?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/16/26
SELL IT DUDE, JUST DON’T TELL YOUR DAD: HOUR FOUR
SO PAIGE JUST FOUND OUT WHAT A BLUMPKIN IS..: HOUR THREE
THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY TO PASS UP, TOO MUCH MAYBE: HOUR TWO
WHAT THE HELL IS DOES DOSI-DO MEAN?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/13/26
WE ALL KNEW IT WAS RIGGED: HOUR FOUR
WELL BRENT, WE CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WERE THAT HONEST WITH YOUR DAD: HOUR THREE
HE’S SCOTISH BUT HE’S BORN HERE AND DOESN’T HAVE AN ACCENT.. WHAT? HOUR TWO
WE LOVE TO SHRED, DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/12/26
NEED SOME ADVICE? HIT US UP: HOUR FOUR
PAIGE A.K.A. THE BROKEN CONDOM BABY: HOUR THREE
BEFORE YOU PUT SOME MONEY DOWN, LISTEN TO THIS: HOUR TWO
LOOKING FOR A BUSINESS IDEA? LISTEN UP: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/11/26
THAT’S A HELL OF A PROBLEM THERE SIR: HOUR FOUR
TRUMP THE SOUND EFFECT GUY: HOUR THREE
“YOU HAVE TRIPLETS FAT BOY?”: HOUR TWO
ARE THEY GONNA MAKE PORN TRADING CARDS ANYTIME SOON?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/10/26
HERE A LAMB, THERE A LAMB, IN MATTMAN’S LIVING ROOM A LAMB: HOUR FOUR
DROP EM GIRL, YOU DO YOU: HOUR THREE
DUDE MIGHT HAVE THE MOST INTERESTING SECURITY FOOTAGE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: HOUR TWO
LADIES, DON’T LET THEM LEGS GET TOO BIG: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/09/26
DON’T HOLD BACK ON US NOW: HOUR FOUR
WE GOT PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD BABY: HOUR THREE
WE ALMOST HAD A GUEST LAMB ON THE SHOW TODAY: HOUR TWO
I’D PUT THAT DAMN BIRD IN ANOTHER ROOM IF I WAS YOU: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/06/26
DUDE, YOU CAN’T HAVE A FUNERAL IN YOUR HOUSE, CAN YOU?: HOUR FOUR
DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHERE THE HELL MY GRASS GETS SHOT TO: HOUR THREE
LOT OF FEEDBACK FROM YESTERDAY’S WAKE IN THE HOUSE CALL: HOUR TWO
THE FIRST GOOD SAMARITAN, WHO THE HELL WAS IT?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/05/26
SOMEBODY CALM DOWN ALEX JONES: HOUR FOUR
WE WORLD WIDE BABY: HOUR THREE
I’M NOT REALLY COOL WITH A DEAD BODY ON DISPLAY IN MY HOUSE: HOUR TWO
I COULD’VE DONE WITHOUT HEARING THAT MATTMAN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/04/26
WELL KENDALL, MAYBE YOU STAY OUT OF YOUR LADY’S BUSINESS: HOUR FOUR
THIS REALLY IS GOOD, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM: HOUR THREE
DAMNIT I’M ALIVE, AIN’T THAT CERTIFICATE ENOUGH?: HOUR TWO
MAN WE FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT CD: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/03/26
COME AT US, WE ANSWER ANY AND EVERYTHING: HOUR FOUR
THE WORLD REALLY IS SICK, OR BECOMING MORE SO…: HOUR THREE
THE ONE TIME YOU DON’T WANNA SEE THAT PILL: HOUR TWO
THERE’S NO WAY WE ARE GOING TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/02/26
HEY BRETT, WAS YOUR AUNT ABLE TO WALK THIS WEEKEND? LOL: HOUR FOUR
PAIGE JUST DO THE DAMN FOOT PICS ALREADY: HOUR THREE
MIRRORS, WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?: HOUR TWO
YOU REALLY DO LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/27/26
HAIRBALL, ANYBODY?: HOUR FOUR
IF YOU’RE IN COLLEGE, YOU NEED TO MEET BRETT’S AUNT HAHA: HOUR THREE
WANNA FREE PLUG? YOU LOVE PLUGS DO YA? HAHA: HOUR TWO
MIGHT BE TIME TO GET RID OF SOME THESE SOUND DROPS: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/26/26
DUDE, GET YOUR WEINER OUT OF THE RAIN: HOUR FOUR
AT SOME POINT YOU GET TOO OLD TO BANG, RIGHT?: HOUR THREE
THE LEGEND OF HAIRBALL ROBERTS: HOUR TWO
WHAT’S IN PAIGE’S PURSE?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/25/26
LOOK DUDE, SHE MIGHT JUST BE ANXIOUS FOR ALL YOU KNOW: HOUR FOUR
EVEN THE RICH GET PTI.. NEVER KNEW THAT..: HOUR THREE
STATE OF THE UNION WAS ROWDY LAST NIGHT: HOUR TWO
CAN WE RE-ARRANGE THE STUDIO?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/24/26
FAT HUFFER, GO HUFF SOME MORE, HUFF DADDY HAHAHA: HOUR FOUR
ASKING FOR MONEY SUCKS , DON’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE: HOUR THREE
YOU’RE EITHER A DICK OF A DUDE, OR A CONCERNED BOYFRIEND..: HOUR TWO
DON’T BE BOUNCING AROUND FROM CHURCH TO CHURCH: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/23/26
DON’T BE A BITCH, SAY IT TO HIS FACE: HOUR FOUR
FAT BOY WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKING CLASS?: HOUR THREE
THERE’S MORE THERE THAN YOU REALIZE: HOUR TWO
HE COULD USE A LESSON OR TWO IN THE SACK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/20/26
WELL, SHE’S CURRENTLY BETWEEN BLESSINGS….SO: HOUR FOUR
YOU WANT THIS DUDE TO DO WHAT TO YOUR D___? HAHAH: HOUR THREE
SHOUT OUT TO THE BOYS AT THE ANDERSON COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE: HOUR TWO
YOU AIN’T STAYIN THERE IF HE AIN’T GOING TO CHURCH, MAFFEW: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/19/26
LOOK HERE, BUTTHORN: HOUR FOUR
TIME TO SING WOMAN..: HOUR THREE
AN UPDATE FROM THE EX, WELL ANOTHER UPDATE REALLY: HOUR TWO
WHAT THE HELL IS A DIVE BAR ACTUALLY?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/18/26
WELL SHANE-O, YOU’RE PARENTS ARE DITCHING YOU FOR THE HIGH SEAS: HOUR FOUR
PAIGE, DAMNIT.. QUIT DOING FOR EVERYBODY: HOUR THREE
IT’S A BIG DAY FOR SOME OF YOU OUT THERE..: HOUR TWO
THESE NEW SCHOOLS ARE TOO DAMN BIG: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/17/26
IS HE GONNA BE ABLE TO PERFORM WHEN YOU NEED HIM TO?: HOUR FOUR
HIS PARENTS ARE ABOUT TO SET SAIL, FOR LIFE: HOUR THREE
WELL THERE’S A WORD WE JUST FOUND OUT WE CAN’T SAY ANYMORE: HOUR TWO
FLAIR, THE HORSEMEN, AND EPSTEIN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/16/26
NOW WE'RE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS...: HOUR FOUR
RUDY KNOWS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN YOU THINK: HOUR THREE
YO CHICK, QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I HAVE A DAMN STD: HOUR TWO
I'M SORRY YOU WANT TO KEEP WHAT FROM THE BABY?...: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/13/26
WHAT’S THIS CHICK GONNA GET HER DUDE FOR THE BIG V DAY?: HOUR FOUR
HOW OLD IS YOUR BOYFRIEND AGAIN?: HOUR THREE
“IS IT GERARD BUTLER AND THAT BITCH?..” -PARTY MAN DAN: HOUR TWO
WELL, THAT WAS FUN BUT WE TIRED LOL: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/12/26
ANYBODY DOWN FOR A LITTLE JUG?..HAHA: HOUR FOUR
OK, THEN THERE’S THAT: HOUR THREE
ANONYMOUS WIFE IS REALLY TRYING TO DO IT BIG THIS VALENTINE’S DAY: HOUR TWO
IT DON’T MATTER HOW HOT YOU ARE, ONE SHOWER A WEEK AIN’T ENOUGH: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/11/26
BOB’S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY: HOUR FOUR
LET ME HEAR THAT TUNE ONE MORE TIME: HOUR THREE
SUP JUG?: HOUR TWO
PAIGE’S SHIRT IS DISTRACTING TODAY, IT’S STICKING OUT A TON LOL: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/10/26
OL ANONYMOUS ON A DAMN HEATER: HOUR FOUR
YOU AIN’T GETTING IN THIS HOUSE BUDDY: HOUR THREE
BOB, YOU PUPPY THIEF: HOUR TWO
EPSTEIN, FOOTBALL, AND THONGS… RANDOM TUESDAY THOUGHTS: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/09/26
YOU LOSE MONEY ON THE SUPER BOWL? HIT US UP: HOUR FOUR
FAT BOY, ACT LIKE YOU’VE SEEN A BOOB BEFORE: HOUR THREE
THIS DUDE WON A LOT OF MONEY LAST NIGHT: HOUR TWO
WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL…RIGHT?..UGH.: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/06/26
THERE REALLY IS A LOT GOING ON WITH THE GUTHRIE SITUATION: HOUR FOUR
THIS DUDE GONNA KILL HIS BOSS: HOUR THREE
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUPER BOWL HOOPLA?: HOUR TWO
WE MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO MOVE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/05/26
THESE KIDS, NEED THEY DAMN MOUTHS WASHED OUT: HOUR FOUR
HEY MATTMAN GUESS WHAT.. WE ALWAYS RECORDING, HAHA: HOUR THREE
ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THE ALTERNATIVE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW?: HOUR TWO
WELL THERE’S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/04/26
BRO, GET THE F OUT ALREADY: HOUR FOUR
A BUNCH OF THE FILTHIEST KIDS YOU’VE EVER HEARD: HOUR THREE
ATTENTION ABBEVILLE, HELP US OUT: HOUR TWO
SUP WHORES?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/03/26
IF YOU WANT THE BANK BABY YA GOTTA MOVE TO IT: HOUR FOUR
I WANNA KNOW WHO STARTED THIS DAMN RUMOR AND WHY: HOUR THREE
I’M ABOUT TO TELL THIS DUDE I LEFT AND AIN’T COMING BACK: HOUR TWO
PAIGE YOU GOTTA TURN YOUR DAMN PHONE OFF: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/02/26
RUDY, DON’T GO CHECKING OUT MY BACKGROUND NOW: HOUR FOUR
THOUGHTS WITH YOU COACH HOLTZ: HOUR THREE
WHO’S PAYING THE BIG BUCKS?: HOUR TWO
CALM DOWN PAIGE, DAMN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/30/26
HERE A GABE, THERE A GABE, ERRRWHERE A GABE: HOUR FOUR
BIG BOY AND HIS LITTLE BOY, WE RE-VISIT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY: HOUR THREE
THAT MIGHT BE THE ODDEST THING WE’VE EVER HEARD OF SOMEBODY DOING: HOUR TWO
WE OVER THIS JUNK MAN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/29/26
MY DUMPS, MY DUMPS, MY DUMPS..: HOUR FOUR
WE DON’T KNOW ANYBODY WITH THE MEASLES: HOUR THREE
BEWARE OF THE ALCATRAZ COYOTE: HOUR TWO
SHOUT OUT FLORENCE SC: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/28/26
THAT’S SOME WILD MENTAL GYMNASTICS THERE ANONYMOUS: HOUR FOUR
WHO THE HELL INVITED YOU GUYS TO A CAREER FAIR?: HOUR THREE
LUDACRIS SAID PEACE OUT ANDERSON: HOUR TWO
NO PAIGE TODAY, KEEP HER IN YOUR THOUGHTS PLEASE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/27/26
IF YOU GOT A BEEF, THEN PLEASE LET US KNOW: HOUR FOUR
WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON IN MINNESOTA: HOUR THREE
IS THIS A GREAT RUSE, OR A MANIACAL SETUP: HOUR TWO
CAN WE START QUOTING THE NEWS TOO?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/26/26
OK MATTMAN, LET'S REALLY SEE IF WE CAN MAKE YOU GAG: HOUR FOUR
THIS DUDE STOLE A DEER'S TEETH AND KEPT EM HAHA: HOUR THREE
UNCLE OR DAD? THE DRAMA CONTINUES... THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN: HOUR TWO
I'M EITHER A NEW UNCLE, OR A NEW DAD... THIS SUCKS: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/23/26
EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN TIL THEY GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE: HOUR FOUR
CUT IN FRONT OF ME DUDE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS: HOUR THREE
ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THE BIG EVENT TONIGHT?: HOUR TWO
PAIGE YOUR HUSBAND WAS A SMOKER, DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/22/26
YOU CALLED, WE LISTENED: HOUR FOUR
YOU GOTTA STOP WORKING THE ROOM PAIGE: HOUR THREE
IF YOU EVER WANTED TO PROTEST, LISTEN TO ANONYMOUS FIRST: HOUR TWO
WOULD YOU WANT SOME NUT SKIN ON YOUR FORE HEAD?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/21/26
POOR KID, HE’S ALREADY BORN INTO SOME CONTROVERSEY: HOUR FOUR
DO WE NOT SHIELD OUR KIDS ANYMORE?: HOUR THREE
WELL TERRY, THE FORESKIN KEEPSAKE MIGHT NOT BE THAT WEIRD AFTER ALL: HOUR TWO
ARE WE ABOUT TO GET IT? THE REAL ICE THAT IS LOL: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/20/26
YOU PROBABLY DESERVED THAT ASS WHOPPIN BRO: HOUR FOUR
WELL IT WOULDN’T BE THE WORST THING YOU EVER PUT IN YOUR SOCK: HOUR THREE
I AIN’T PUTTIN THAT IN MY SCRAP BOOK: HOUR TWO
WE DONE WITH SOCIAL MEDIA? WE WISH LOL: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/19/26
THAT'S MY KID'S JACKET YOU BITCH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RIGHT NOW: HOUR FOUR
GIVE UP THE KARAOKE DUDE, YOU'RE DONE: HOUR THREE
WE CAN SEE IT ALL DUDE, EVERYBODY HERE JUST SAW YOUR _____: HOUR TWO
HOW BOUT A POLISH SAUSAGE THERE MATTMAN?..: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/16/26
LOOK, THERE AIN’T NO NEED IN THAT DAMN MEANNESS: HOUR FOUR
JUDE’S THE DUDE WHO TAKES ON ALL COMERS: HOUR THREE
LET YOUR BRAIN WORK A LITTLE MAN: HOUR TWO
DON’T JINX YOURSELF DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/15/26
WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE FOODS AGAIN?: HOUR FOUR
SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS OF THE PASSED, WHY KEEP EM?: HOUR THREE
YOU DON’T HAVE TO COMMENT ON EVERYTHING YA KNOW: HOUR TWO
HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A POT HOLE ANYWAY?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/14/26
HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO ABOUT OL GIRL..: HOUR FOUR
THEY EAT SOME ODD STUFF OVER THE POND, RIGHT? LOL: HOUR THREE
WHAT IS IT WITH THE FEET?: HOUR TWO
WE REALLY WANNA TALK TO SHAQ: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/13/26
HOW THE HELL DOES SOMEBODY LOOK ABUSIVE?: HOUR FOUR
WHO ARE THE DOCTORS GONNA CHEAT WITH NOW?: HOUR THREE
MIKE, YOU MIGHT NEED TO BITE YOUR TONGUE BRO: HOUR TWO
IT’S ALL A COTTAGE INDUSTRY, EVERYTHING: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/12/26
I HOPE YOU FOUND A NEW JOB CHICK: HOUR FOUR
HERE’S HOW THEY THOUGHT WE’D BE LIVING NOW, WAY BACK IN THE 50’S: HOUR THREE
THIS GIRL CAN’T DATE THE RIGHT DUDES, I’M GONNA SAY SOMETHING: HOUR TWO
JUST GIVE US AN ANSWER DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/09/26
DUDE, EVERYBODY JUST SAW YOUR GIMMICK: HOUR FOUR
GOOD LUCK FINDING A NEW JOB: HOUR THREE
HEY, THE OLD BILTMORE MCDONALDS IS BACK: HOUR TWO
WHO THE HELL STARTED THAT SAYING ANYWAY?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/08/26
JUST STOP THE BIT IF IT’S GONNA KILL THE DUDE: HOUR FOUR
THIS GUY REALLY GOT SETUP: HOUR THREE
THE FIRST FACEBOOK FUSSIN OF 2026: HOUR TWO
THE DAMN SANDWICH SMELLED LIKE GAS: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/07/25
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU, MAYBE NOT..: HOUR FOUR
WANNA TRY THAT… “BOURBON STREET GRAVY”?.. NO, YOU DON’T LOL: HOUR THREE
THIS BET MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A TURN: HOUR TWO
THE MONKS ARE WALKING THROUGH, NOT HERE, BUT THEY’RE COMING: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/06/26
SWEET HOME CHICAGO: HOUR FOUR
NO BIGGIE, JUST RIC BEING RIC LOL: HOUR THREE
IT’S BEEN FIVE YEARS SINCE DUDES STORMED CONGRESS: HOUR ONE
RIP TO WHO WE LOST IN 2025: HOUR TWO
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/05/26
READY TO EXPAND, MATTMAN?: HOUR FOUR
DO ALL THE WOMEN IN CHICAGO LOOK LIKE FAT BOY, MATTMAN?: HOUR THREE
WE JUST WROTE THE BEST HORROR MOVE EVER: HOUR TWO
PAIGE, TAKE YOUR NEW CUP AND STICK IT UP YOUR…. PLEASE, WE WANNA WATCH: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/02/26
YOUR TEETH ARE JACKED, SO I'M OUT: HOUR FOUR
SHOULD I LET MY SON GO TO THE BEACH WITH HIS BUDDIES?: HOUR THREE
EASTER AND WEED, PROBABLY NOT A GOOD COMBINATION: HOUR TWO
CHECK OUT THESE BIG SCOTTISH HOOTERS: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/01/26
NOW SHE'S ASKING ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE: HOUR FOUR
DUDE YOU GOT MASTERS TICKETS, BETTER USE EM WISELY: HOUR TWO
FUTURE WWE HALL OF FAMER JEFF HARDY ON TRG: HOUR TWO
THE BIRTHDAY ROAST.. OF FAT BOY: HOUR ONE
DILDO DEREK, WHAT A NICK NAME LOL: HOUR FOUR
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/31/25
THIS DUDE NEVER EXISTED EVIDENTLY..: HOUR THREE
THE BEST THERE IS, WAS, AND EVER WILL BE: HOUR TWO
WE LOVE SOME FEEDBACK: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/30/25
IT'S YOUR DAD IN A BOX..: HOUR FOUR
AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I'M BROKE, AND IT SUCKS: HOUR THREE
NEW SON.. COME ON DOWN: HOUR TWO
YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKEN... COULD BE FUN THO: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/29/25
MY GIRL USE TO BE MY TEACHER.. HOW WILD IS THAT?: HOUR FOUR
SOBER SUE.. THE FIRST CARNIE..: HOUR THREE
NOW WE HEAR FROM THE PARTY IN QUESTION..: HOUR TWO
YOU MIGHT REGRET NOT KEEPING ANYTHING THO: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/26/25
DID THEY CATCH ALL OF THOSE MONKEYS THO?..: HOUR FOUR
SHE WILL NOT LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE: HOUR THREE
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THAT MOVIE DUDE..: HOUR TWO
THAT'S A LOT OF BALLOONS MAN, TOO DAMN MANY ACTUALLY: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/25/25
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE: HOUR FOUR
THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S EVER GONNA FEEL GOOD: HOUR THREE
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN MADE IT HOME DUDE: HOUR TWO
AT THIS POINT SHE'S NOT MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING DUDE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/24/25
THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A ROOM MATE: HOUR FOUR
SO MUCH FOR PRIVACY IN THE WORK BATHROOM...: HOUR THREE
SHE SAID HE HAS TOO MANY TOYS.... NO, NOT THE KIND YOU'RE THINKING OF: HOUR TWO
FAT BOY YOU DROVE OVER TWO HOURS TO GET FOOD BRO... REALLY?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/23/25
YOU COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO GO THERE: HOUR FOUR
SO WHAT IF THE KIDS ARE 10, IF THEY WANNA WORK... LET EM WORK: HOUR THREE
YOU MIGHT WANNA STAY AWAY FROM YOUR UNCLE FOR A BIT: HOUR TWO
PROBABLY NOT THE WORST GIFT IDEA IF WE'RE BEING HONEST: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/22/25
LOOK AT PAIGE, CRACKING UP THE ROOM..: HOUR FOUR
WELL DO YOU HAVE A SON OR NOT? WE NEED AN UPDATE: HOUR THREE
"IT WAS IMPRESSIVE, I'LL SAY THAT, HE'S TOO OLD TO USE IT THO PROBABLY"-FAT BOY: HOUR TWO
HERE'S A DONATION STORY THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/19/25
DON'T GET SCAMMED BY SCAMMERS, DAN: HOUR FOUR
I'M SHAVING SOME BEEF OFF THE SANDWICH IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.. HAHAHA: HOUR THREE
WTF DID XAVIER JUST SAY?: HOUR TWO
WELL IF SHE'S IN MY WEDDING, SHE BETTER GET HER ASS IN SHAPE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/18/25
JUST LEAVE THAT BATHROOM DOOR OPEN BABY: HOUR FOUR
IF YOU'RE UNCUT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY THAT WAY..: HOUR THREE
HEY, WHO WANTS TO GO TO POUND TOWN?: HOUR TWO
DUDE YOU REALLY ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/17/25
DUDE, DON’T CRAP WHERE YOU GET THE COMPANY INK… OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT: HOUR FOUR
THE BEST DAMN AUDIO YOU EVER HEARD… THIS YEAR: HOUR THREE
PAIGE YOUR BEST SPELLING DAYS MIGHT BE BEHIND YOU: HOUR TWO
HOW ABOUT A WHOLE LOTTA HOT SOUP?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/16/25
LET THE PARTY START BABY: HOUR FOUR
CRACK A RAT AND SOAK IT ALL IN: HOUR THREE
WELL YOU DIDN’T GIVE HIM THE BEST ADVICE: HOUR TWO
WELL YOU DIDN’T HIDE THAT VERY WELL DID YOU?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/15/25
IF YOU GET PISSED ENOUGH, LET US HAVE IT: HOUR FOUR
WE GOTTA BREAKDOWN WHAT WE JUST WATCHED: HOUR THREE
DUDE YOU MISSED ONE HELL OF A PARTY: HOUR TWO
SO YOU FINALLY WATCHED IT HUH?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/12/25
DONNA, YOU GOT AN ASS WHOPPN COMING YOUR WAY: HOUR FOUR
USE THE NEXT STALL, ASSH__E: HOUR THREE
FAT BOY ARE YOU GOING, OR ARE YOU NOT GOING?: HOUR TWO
CAN YOU GET RID OF HEPATITIS?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/11/25
GET THEM HOOTERS CHECKED PEOPLE: HOUR FOUR
DONNA, THE OFFICE S__T STARTER CALLS IN: HOUR THREE
HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET MEASLES? WE DON’T WANT IT THO: HOUR TWO
I SWEAR IT’S THE CHAIR: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/10/25
DONNA, YOU DONE DID IT NOW: HOUR FOUR
LADIES, DON’T FORGET THE MAMMY GRAMMY: HOUR THREE
YOU JUST GOT INVITED TO A THROUPLE MATTMAN: HOUR TWO
LET US BACK IN THE SCOUTS MAN, THAT’D BE FUN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/09/25
THE BEST FOOT AND MOUTH STORY: HOUR FOUR
WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THIS KID?: HOUR THREE
QUIT STEALING THE DONATIONS YOU BITCH: HOUR TWO
YOU MIGHT WANNA WASH YOUR PURSE WOMAN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/08/25
COULD YOU AT LEAST LOSE THE BRA?: HOUR FOUR
SOMETHING IS UP WITH THE WEATHER, IT SUCKS MAINLY: HOUR THREE
I MEAN WHO ELSE HAS THAT DAMN TATTOO?: HOUR TWO
WELL LOOK AT YOU, FAT LITTLE MATTMAN: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/05/25
HE WANTS ME TO QUIT MY JOB BUT I LOVE TO WORK: HOUR FOUR
HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THOSE TICKETS?: HOUR THREE
SO.. I NEVER FINISHED COLLEGE, WE GOOD?: HOUR TWO