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The Royal Rant

Join in with brothers Tim and Ryan as they ride the highs and lows of their favorite hockey team, the Los Angeles Kings.

  1. 95

    The Dam Has Broken

    This episode features an in-depth discussion on the LA Kings' recent struggles, trade rumors, team dynamics, and prospects. The hosts analyze recent games, player performances, management decisions, and speculate on the team's future, providing valuable insights for hockey fans and sports analysts.

  2. 94

    Breadman Coming to Town?

    In this episode, Ryan and Tim discuss the recent performance of the LA Kings, analyzing their road games, player inconsistencies, and playoff positioning. They delve into trade deadline strategies, the impact of refereeing on game integrity, and the potential acquisition of star player Panarin. The conversation also touches on listener engagement, the podcast's journey, and the upcoming Olympic break, concluding with reflections on team dynamics and future moves.Chapters00:00 Kings' Recent Performance Review02:32 Player Highlights and Inconsistencies05:10 Trade Deadline Strategies and Team Direction10:15 Refereeing Controversies and League Standards14:41 Future Prospects and Team Development20:00 The Kings' Scoring Dilemma24:41 Trade Talks and Player Performance29:43 Playoff Prospects and Team Dynamics32:44 Future of the Kings and Final Thoughts

  3. 93

    Tell the F-ing Truth

    In this episode of The Royal Rant, Ryan and Tim dive deep into the current state of the Los Angeles Kings, reflecting on the team's struggles and the disappointing season thus far. They discuss the lack of offensive production, with the Kings sitting at the bottom of the league in goals scored, and the challenges faced by key players like Adrian Kempe and Quinton Byfield. The hosts express their frustration with the coaching decisions and the overall direction of the franchise, questioning the team's strategy and the apparent lack of accountability from management. They also highlight a few positives, such as the emergence of young players like Brandt Clarke and the contributions of veterans like Corey Perry, but ultimately convey a sense of disillusionment with the team's performance and future prospects.

  4. 92

    We Want to Be Traded Too

    Kings wack the Ducks but get schooled by the AvsJust saying that LA "will never score" is unacceptableTim and Ryan have formally requested to be tradedNext three are brutal: Tampa and Minny twice. Yikes.

  5. 91

    The Kings Suck Right Now!

    LA's power play is dead last in the league82 goals in 31 games is not going to get it doneWhat can GM Ken Holland do to improve this team?And also: the Kings are REALLY boring to watch

  6. 90

    "Winning Fugly"

    The LA Kings are in first place in the Pacific?Not enough firepower to hang with the Big Dawgs in the Western ConferenceKuzy new tenant in Hiller's DoghouseKempe extension seems like a great deal for LAHow much boring hockey can the fan base take?

  7. 89

    THE Bruce Dickinson?

    LA Kings kick off the 2025-2026 NHL Season against ColoradoWhat is Byfield's ceiling?Why on Earth hasn't Kempe been signed?Playoff series wins is the only thing that matters now.

  8. 88

    Traded for a Tim Horton's Card

    Gavrikov's move to the Rangers raises questions about team strategy.Jordan Spence's trade reflects management's decisions on player usage.The Kings' free agency moves have sparked mixed reactions among fans.Coaching decisions impact player performance and team dynamics.The importance of grit and experience in building a competitive team.Drafting and player development are crucial for long-term success.Ownership's commitment to winning is questioned by fans.Comparative analysis with other teams highlights the Kings' challenges.

  9. 87

    That's My Boy

    What do the Kings need to do to become a real Stanley Cup contender?Why can't LA attract big free agents?Jim Hiller has already lost to the Oilers in the playoffs as many times as Todd McLellan did during his tenure.Feeling sorry for Corey Perry? Yikes.LA needs some degenerates that you love to hate.Is Mitch Marner worth like 14 mil per?

  10. 86

    Corey Perry is 57 years old

    Kings get smoked in the 1st Round. Again.What is next for this franchise?Feeling so badly for the fans who love this team

  11. 85

    Hiller Looked Rattled As Hell

    Oh no. Here we go again.What's with the weird roster moves?Give Helenius and Malott some iceDarcy is a Vezina FinalistWhat's next for LA if they choke this series?

  12. 84

    Special Guest: Daryl Evans

    Kings Legend Daryl Evans joins us to talk about:Game OneThe Miracle on Manchester seriesDaryl's dedication to fitness

  13. 83

    Bring on the Oilers!

    Home franchise win recordOilers vs. Kings, Round 4What's up with the road record?Let the goalies fight somehow?

  14. 82

    Release The Sammy!

    Tim and Ry recap the tumultuous last two weeks in the Kingdom. ---Andrei Kuzmenko trade---Sammy Helenius getting minutes on the 4th line---Leaky Big Save Dave gonna be a problem---Quinton has found his shot

  15. 81

    4 Nations Face Off Recap

    The boys give their thoughts on the recently completed Four Nations Face OffCan the Kings finish strong and hold onto 3rd place in the Pacifici?Trade Deadline: is LA one trade away from being a contender?

  16. 80

    LA Kings Insider Zach Dooley

    LA King Insider Zach Dooley joins us to talk about: --LA's offensive woes in January --The upcoming Four Nations Tournament --Offside reviews that take goals off the board --His personal journey to become the LA Kings Insider --Ovechkin's chase of the Great One Plus, a Get to Know the Insider segment

  17. 79

    Special Guest: Eddie Garcia

    Eddie Garcia from the "Locked On LA Kings" podcast joins us to talks some puck! Tune in to find out which NHL team Eddie would root for if he wasn't a Kings' fan!

  18. 78

    PPD: Power Play-tile Dysfunction

    Tim and Ryan lament the dreadful LA King power play and point out the garbage the league's Golden Boy, Connor McDavid, gets away with.

  19. 77

    Are the LA Kings good or "fake" good?

    Tim and Ryan wrestle with the age-old question: Are the LA Kings good or "fake" good? ---Follow us and leave a comment! And don't forget to vote on this episode's poll question. Make your voice heard! ---You can also check us out on YouTube if you are into that sort of thing. ---Thanks for watching and Go Kings, Go!

  20. 76

    LA Kings Organist Dieter Ruehle!!!

    So Cal sports/music legend Dieter Ruehle stops by to discuss his amazing career with the LA Lazers, LA Kings, LA Lakers, and LA Dodgers and reveals that he still listens to a lot of Van Halen. Don't forget to comment and check out The Royal Rant Podcast on YouTube. (If you want to see our amazing mugs)

  21. 75

    Filth!

    The Kings are on a three-game winning streak and Brandt Clarke has more points than Quinton Byfield. WTF.

  22. 74

    Scott Burnside talks LA Kings hockey and bowling with the Great 8

    Legendary hockey writer, podcaster, and broadcaster Scott Burnside @OvertimeScott joins The Royal Rant to discuss your LA Kings as well as other happenings around the NHL. Scott was the 2024 recipient of the Elmer Ferguson Memorial Award for excellence in hockey journalism, whose work has been described as "appointment reading" by PHWA president Frank Seravalli. We look forward to seeing Scott covering select Kings games this season and hopefully through a LONG playoff run next spring. Burnside on Hockey https://burnside-on-hockey.ghost.io/a...

  23. 73

    Checking in on the Kings w/Austin Stanowich

    Austin Stanowich from The Sporting Tribune joins the pod to discuss the Kings at the 12-game mark. Rate and follow us on Spotify and LIKE and SUBSCRIBE on our YouTube channel!!!

  24. 72

    It looks like Sunday morning pick up hockey out there

    Tim and Ryan check in on the Kings' road trip after a 6-2 loss in Toronto "Only One May Remain": The Offspring, Blink-182, or Green Day "People Do Stuff Wrong: idiocy on the 5 Freeway and do you know what 'No Soliciting" means?

  25. 71

    Is Kopi going to turn into dust?

    Tim and Ryan preview the Kings' upcoming 7-game road trip--- Tim plays the "Only One Can Remain" challenge--- Tim and Ryan endeavor to rebuild society in "People Do Stuff Wrong".

  26. 70

    The 1-3-1 Sucks

    Deep Thoughts with Pierre-Luc Dubois--- Kaliyev re-signed then immediately injured--- Massive intensity on the ice during training camp--- 1st pre-season game against the Utah Hockey Club (lol)--- Generally positive vibes about the new sweaters--- Cautiously pessimistic about the Kings making the playoffs---

  27. 69

    Now, beat it son!

    Does anybody remember last season?--- Do we have to pretend to care about the Draft?--- Off-season moves--- Will LA make the playoffs this season?

  28. 68

    Adieu, PL!

    PLD Trade--- New Logo--- Stanley Cup Final Game 7--- Alex Turcotte Extension

  29. 67

    We Are Looking At Everything

    Kings suffer from a major talent gap--- Front office thinks the team is "very close" to getting over the top--- Can Dubois bounce back next year?--- Jim Hiller named Head Coach--- Could the Kings miss the playoffs next year?---

  30. 66

    Here We Go Again

    Can we be optimistic or not?-- Cam Talbot is better than Skinner-- PK is much better than last year-- Depth= Five 20+ goal scorers-- Can Arvy save our bacon?-- Get pucks to the net on the PP; stop overpassing

  31. 65

    Basura Caliente !

    Kings go 1-3-0 on Canadian Trip. Not good--- Yes, the Kings are boring.--- Quick Reminder: Edmonton has not won a Cup since 1990.--- St. Louis Blues are only 3 points back of the Kings--- LA needs to play well at Crypto in April to clinch a playoff spot.

  32. 64

    Reality Bites

    Sellers or Buyers?---- Trade Roy before he walks?---- Dismal Western Canada swing so far---- PL back to half-assing again?---- Apologies to Todd: this mess was obviously not your fault----

  33. 63

    Turcotte Damn Right!

    Thanks Todd Arvy will not save us Lizotte is probably down for the year Hiller and DJ Smith Can these guys hold on to a playoff spot?

  34. 62

    He'd Make McDavid and Draisaitl's Line Suck

    Epic slide of suckage Kopi, Kempe struggling Is it all PL's fault Why is firing Todd such an outlandish notion? Forget a top 3 finish in the Pacific

  35. 61

    Fake Good

    5-game losing streak Tragic power play Massive struggles at Crypto Could Todd McLellan be in trouble? PL Dubois trade looks awful right now

  36. 60

    It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Long-Term Injury Reserve 'Mas

    Kings win epic shootout in Seattle Gavrikov and Copley are hurt Rant: Stop dropping the gloves after every CLEAN hit Big Game Alert: Kings at Vegas on 12/28/23

  37. 59

    Can You Believe These Dudes?

    10-0-0 on the road to start the season. Ties NHL record Another epic comeback. Byfield keeps breaking out Will the Kings go 41-0-on the road this year? Told you that Durzi was a stud. Stop ripping on JAD. He's fine.

  38. 58

    Road Warriors 2023

    8-0-0 on the road Trevor Moore Q wheeling and dealing Royal Rant Super Fan for November: Lisa Carhart

  39. 57

    10 Game Check-In

    4-2-2 after 10. Pretty decent, right?- Cam Talbot is doing fine, people.- Shootouts still suck- Good goalies are like delicious tacos

  40. 56

    Hanging In There

    2-2-1 after 5- Laferriere is a shooting machine- Spence is legit- Rugby World Cup- Why does Google think I'm into Taylor Swift (I'm not)-

  41. 55

    Not Ready For Prime Time

    Not good enough on Opening Night- Cam Talbot - Todd McLellan contract extension Annual Fall LA Dodger Implosion

  42. 54

    That's furphy, mate!

    Kings Down Under Pumpkin Spice Latte Chatter Aussie Slang Quiz

  43. 53

    Development Camp Impressions

    Inland Empire Plagued by Obesity--- Development Camp Impressions from July 8th--- Are the Kings a lock for the playoffs?--- Red Flags?--- Escape from Dodger Stadium 2023--- Don't forget to rate this podcast! #GoKingsGo

  44. 52

    You've Just Been Traded to Winnipeg

    Vegas Golden Knights are Stanley Cup Champions Sean Walker/Cal traded to Philly Sean Durzi sent to Arizona for a 2nd round pick Kupari/Iafallo/Vilardi to the 'Peg for Pierre-Luc Dubois Kopi wins the Lady Byng Don't we still need a goalie? Is Rob Blake done dealing? #GoKingsGo

  45. 51

    Stressing About the Kings

    Vegas, Edmonton, and Seattle still alive in the playoffs is bumming us out- Which three Kings really need to step up next season?- NHL firings- How long of a leash does Todd have going forward?- Will the Kings even make the playoffs next year?

  46. 50

    Requiem 2023

    Was the season a success? - Are the Kings "fake" good? - Are they a lock to make the playoffs again next year? - Is Copley/Petersen next year's goalie tandem? Don't forget to give us a rating on Apple Podcasts or to follow us on Spotify!

  47. 49

    Game 4 Wrap

    Kings cough up a 3-goal lead- Can they even come back from this?- The agony of being a Kings fan is eternal

  48. 48

    Game Two Wrap

    Close but no cigar- Kings return home for a huge game 3- Line-up changes coming? Was that 3rd goal soft?

  49. 47

    Zegras is a Rat

    -1st Round Preview- -Why do pundits give the Kings like zero chance to beat the Oilers?- -Trevor Zegras is a rat that needs to be dealt with- -What to do about Quinton?-

  50. 46

    Next Man Up!

    Sean Walker Post-Game Audio - Is it time for a shakeup on the 1st line? - Is there a bit of a letdown after clinching a playoff spot? - The Kings have enough to beat the Oilers in the playoffs

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