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The Royal Rant — 95 episodes

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1

The Dam Has Broken

2

Breadman Coming to Town?

3

Tell the F-ing Truth

4

We Want to Be Traded Too

5

The Kings Suck Right Now!

6

"Winning Fugly"

7

THE Bruce Dickinson?

8

Traded for a Tim Horton's Card

9

That's My Boy

10

Corey Perry is 57 years old

11

Hiller Looked Rattled As Hell

12

Special Guest: Daryl Evans

13

Bring on the Oilers!

14

Release The Sammy!

15

4 Nations Face Off Recap

16

LA Kings Insider Zach Dooley

17

Special Guest: Eddie Garcia

18

PPD: Power Play-tile Dysfunction

19

Are the LA Kings good or "fake" good?

20

LA Kings Organist Dieter Ruehle!!!

21

Filth!

22

Scott Burnside talks LA Kings hockey and bowling with the Great 8

23

Checking in on the Kings w/Austin Stanowich

24

It looks like Sunday morning pick up hockey out there

25

Is Kopi going to turn into dust?

E
26

The 1-3-1 Sucks

E
27

Now, beat it son!

E
28

Adieu, PL!

E
29

We Are Looking At Everything

30

Here We Go Again

31

Basura Caliente !

32

Reality Bites

E
33

Turcotte Damn Right!

34

He'd Make McDavid and Draisaitl's Line Suck

35

Fake Good

36

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Long-Term Injury Reserve 'Mas

E
37

Can You Believe These Dudes?

E
38

Road Warriors 2023

39

10 Game Check-In

40

Hanging In There

E
41

Not Ready For Prime Time

E
42

That's furphy, mate!

E
43

Development Camp Impressions

44

You've Just Been Traded to Winnipeg

E
45

Stressing About the Kings

E
46

Requiem 2023

47

Game 4 Wrap

E
48

Game Two Wrap

49

Zegras is a Rat

50

Next Man Up!

51

Canuck Off!

52

Look out Western Conference!

53

Free Spence

54

My Name Is Joonas

E
55

Dustin Mother Flippin' Brown

56

WTF is wrong with the Kings!?!?

E
57

We're streaking!

E
58

Swedish Trivia Edition

59

I'll have what Arvy's smoking!

60

2022-2023 Season Preview

E
61

Old Timey Radio Edition

E
62

Royal Rant Summer Edition

63

The Alberta Abomination

E
64

Game One Recap

E
65

Put another Iafallo in the cooler, dude.

66

Great Road Trip a Bruin

E
67

Valhalla Awaits!

68

Olympic Break Edition

69

Raging Roadie!

E
70

Sick Power Play, Bro!

E
71

Who are these guys, dude?

E
72

48 Shots, 0 Points: The LA Kings Story

E
73

Bye Bye Byfield

E
74

Straight Trippin' in Tampa

E
75

Anschutz, he scores!

E
76

Duck Off!

E
77

Hot Garbage Homestand

E
78

Name That Riff!

E
79

Loser Point in the 'Peg

E
80

Embellish This!

E
81

Iafallo You Anywhere

E
82

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend!

83

Nyet! There is no system!

E
84

The Great St. Louis Massacre

85

Flying Jump Kick to the Nads!

E
86

Music City? More like Music Shitty, am I right?

E
87

Not WILD about that second period

E
88

King Kopitar Banishes the Knights

E
89

Anything new with the Kings this week?

E
90

"NHL Network: where games go to die"

E
91

Holy Jumpin'!!!

E
92

Hip checking guys into next Wednesday

E
93

Ever find a body?

E
94

Royal Rant: Season Preview

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95

The Royal Rant (Trailer)