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The Say Report
by The Say Report
We say what we want to about those things going on in our lives past, present, and future!!
Episodes
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Episode 509: What a Horrible Episode to have a World Warrior Tournament
In this latest episode of the Say Report Sejohn’s concerns about food with timers on them leads to a big discussion and exploration of the Food and Retail industries and how the lack of oversight has led to less and less consumer protections in the pursuit of profits. Then Devon builds a big ole...
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Episode 508: The Skeleton Warriors Report
This episode we discuss the 1994 Saturday Morning Cartoon that has suddenly found new relevance in 2026 Skeleton Warriors and a slew of other toyetic cartoons that came out before, alongside, and after it and their various measurable metrics of success. We also use The Skeletons Warriors…
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Episode 507: The Christopher Nolan Paradox
The Say Report is back with a new episode and the Say Reporters are recording for the first time from the same time zone since they recorded together in a studio back in 2023. To mark the occasion Sejohn is sharing the sights he saw as he drove his family to their new home, Devon is looking at...
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Episode 506: Recording from in the Field
This episode of the Say Report sees Devon lead Sejohn on an adventure through the fields of Television, Video Games, Movies, and finally Television again as the two attempt to capture the topics that would have been covered had they not found themselves having to use their Time Capsule episode…
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Episode 505: The Rock: It's Like a Die Hard on Alcatraz
In this released too soon Time Capsule episode (RIP our appearance in Avengers: Doomsday) the Say Reporters celebrate the 30th anniversary of Michael Bay's action classic The Rock
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Episode 504: The Disappointments Report
Disappointment is a part of life and while the philosophy of The Say Report is to temper exceptions to avoid disappointments... that doesn’t always work out… and not just for your host companions but for the world at large. That is why in this installment we are taking a look at the topics that...
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The Billy Gilmore Files - Grandma's Boy
In this Bonus Episode of The Say Report your Host-Companions try their hands at doing what their curator forms did over on the Adam Sandler Cinematic Universe Podcast by applying their rigid outline to the Happy Madison films that don’t feature Adam Sandler as an actor and fret not the entire...
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Episode 503: Say-mmer Dreamz
With the start of Meteorological Fall it seems the perfect time for us to release our Summer Playlist for 2026 where the theme is Say-mmer Dreams. Listen to us explain our choices in a playlist that relates to dreams how they start, how they can be deferred, and how they can be realized. Then…
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Episode 502: The Dragon Egg and Sword Store
In this latest episode Devon is overstimulated and it is up to Sejohn to bring him back down to Earth with a discussion about the Three Types of Pop-Tarts. Once a semblance of normality has been achieved Devon begins to regale the listener with stories of the new video games he has been enjoying...
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Episode 81: A Very Special Episode - Bring It On: All or Nothing
The Say Reporters return to the world of Bring It On to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of the third entry in the series Bring It On: All or Nothing. This film certainly brings things back to their roots by returning to the High School setting but Sejohn worries that it might be a bit too much of…
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Episode 501: Now Hiring Urgently
Ushering in a new paradigm in the wake of episode 500 that starts with your host-companions taking a look at the current state of the job market and the events across our lifetimes that have lead the country here. Then Sejohn begins to share his video game fueled week and how early access games…
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Episode 500: The Five Hundredth Report!!!!!
500 Episodes is a big number, but the Say Reporters try to treat it like any other episode as they discuss recent experiences with the emergent markets in female professional sports, discuss the darker truths about a member of The Paw Patrol, and Devon basically loses his mind over the film “One...
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Episode 499: The One Where Devon Embarrasses Himself in Regards to Transformers
Devon accepts a challenge issued by Sejohn after the latest taping* prior to this Time Capsule Episode recorded on 3/11/2026 and attempts to share his knowledge on the Old Testament of Transformers lore, including but not limited to Primus, Unicron, and the original thirteen cybertronians. Thank...
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Episode 498: Red Sun At Night Kryptonian’s Delight
The bulk of this episode is spent discussing the 2026 Supergirl film and trying to figure out why people seem to have been so offended by the film, when both of the Say Reporters really enjoyed their time with it. Surrounding that is are some lovely discussions about our experiences with Early...
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Episode 497: And Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Podcast
The Say Report is back to being recorded during its usually scheduled time and after clearing some initial hurdles Devon and Sejohn are back into their old grooves discussing their experiences with popular culture and the world over the past week. Including but not limited to sharing those…
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Episode 496: The Sherlock Pubes Report
After finally having a mystery that has plagued Devon solved, The Say Reporters are back in the studio to for a state of the union episode where we deliver discussion on various topics near and dear to our hearts. The future of Daylight Savings Time and the Sunshine Protection act some sneaks its...
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Episode 495: And now I find you in bed with my mother… what kind of a father are you?
It is another excused absence episode and we are taking this opportunity to finish off the Tom Arnold Trilogy from 1996 by celebrating the 30th Anniversary of “Carpool” which saw Tom paired against David Paymer is a buddy-road-heist comedy the likes of which the world has never seen before or...
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Episode 494: 40 Years of One Crazy Summer
In this latest excused absence episode The Say Reporters are taking a trip to Nantucket to celebrate One Crazy Summer with their friends Hoops McCann, Cassandra Eldridge, Ack Ack Raymond, George and Squid Calamari, and The Stork Twins that time they tried to save Cassandra’s Grandfather’s house…
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Episode 493: Mel Brooks Made It!
This episode The Say Reporters are elated to wish Mel Brooks a Happy Hundredth Birthday and that energy can be felt throughout the entire affair. Whether it is discuss old episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force that YouTube’s algorithm has decided to recommend in the strangest ways possible, the...
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Episode 80: A Very Special Episode - X-Men: The Last Stand
It has been three years since our last very special episode that focused on a film about the X-Men and Twenty years since the film we are discussing released which means it has finally come to this a Very Special Episode celebrating the 20th Anniversary of X-Men: The Last Stand. This core memory…
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Episode 492: The Sobering Report
This week’s episode has us taking a look at the world around us and taking stock of how things have changed in our lifetimes and what that may mean for the future. Then once they’ve shared the titular sobering epiphany the Say Reporters talk about the video games they have been playing to from...
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Episode 491: Fifty Shades of Slop
Devon shares his experience on the planet Eternia and the stomach virus he caught while visiting as Sejohn opens up about his exploration into the ever growing acceptance of Slop content on the internet. They both let some negativity flow from them as they admit their feelings about the current...
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Episode 490: Trust in the Lloyd
It is another excused absence episode of The Say Report so we are continuing our examination of the Tom Arnold Trilogy of films from 1996 with the John Landi direct adaptation of Harry Allard’s children’s books “The Stupids.” The Team does their best to recount the frankly insane plot and then...
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Episode 489: Almost Everything Else that Happened in May 2026
After a brief reminders about the cursed knowledge Devon possesses about the film “Say Anything.” He and Sejohn jump into a lengthy recap of everything unrelated to Brendan Fraser that they occupied their time with during May of 2026. This includes but is not limited to The Mandalorian and Grogu,...
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Episode 488: The Rental Family Report
It is the final episode celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month 2026 and 10 whole years of this annual celebration on The Say Report so what better way to honor the occasion than by taking a look at his latest theatrical release “Rental Family” Join the Say Reporters as they share why they found...
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Episode 487: Twilighting the Twilight of the Golds
This latest episode celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month, sees the Say Reporters examining the 1996 film “The Twilight of the Golds” which leads to a lot of questions about the film, the source material, and some reflections about why this was a film that didn’t seem to connect with us as...
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Episode 486: And Here's To You Mrs. Winterbourne
This Episode The Say Report celebrates Brendan Fraser History Month by celebrating the 30th anniversary of “Mrs. Winterbourne,” a truly unique film that not only helps define the films that were allowed to be made in the 1990s but also acts as a cautionary tale of how it things may have gotten…
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Episode 485: Exploring the Other Passion of Darkly Noon
The Passion of Darkly Noon kicks off our tenth season celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month, which feels appropriate because it is a film that we only ever became aware of through these annual celebrations. We venture deep into The Forest of this film and eventually make it out the other side…
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Episode 79: A Very Special Episode - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
In this very special episode we continue our celebration of the twentieth anniversary of the American Pie franchise with a deep dive into the fifth installment… The Naked Mile. We find a lot more depth in this film and also find a way to better understand the Stiflers that came before we were...
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Episode 484: The Castlevania-Like Report
This past week Devon gazed through the smoke and interacted with two $10 games that were Castlevania Adjacent “Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege” and “Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors” and he is ready to discuss. Then we go on a journey discussing what it means to be an...
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Episode 483: The Last Marvel Legend (That I'll Ever Buy)
This week episode is for the toys as Devon shares the inspiration behind his latest adventures and purchases in the realm of Toy Collecting, Then Sejohn shares his new philosophy as it relates to enjoying the video games he already has access to and the new game it brought him to play Sutte…
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Episode 482: Feedback and Gameplay Loops
In this latest episode of the Say Report we start off with Devon admitting to his failure to complete any of the games he had planned to conquer over this past week while Sejohn talks about his own time with Raccoin and how he compares it against similar games in the genre he has spent time with....
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Episode 481: “I didn’t hit any of her vitals"
The American Healthcare system is the topic du jour in this latest episode of the Say Report as your host-companions take the time to share their recent experiences with healthcare professionals and even hope to import some knowledge about PharmDs and how they can help with a person’s personal...
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Episode 480: The Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Report
This episode starts with a heavy examination of the updated Nintendo Switch 2 edition of Super Mario Bros. Wonder based on Devon’s hands on experience. We focus on the changes from the original release and a few opinions on the multiplayer games that make up the bulk of the release. Not to be...
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Quarterly Crossover Episodes Trailer
A brand new style of episode is coming to you from your friends at The Say Report and Say Report Jr. and in this trailer we do our best to explain the plan and format to you!
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Episode 479: Is That a Freakin’ Pigeon?
This episode starts off a little looney as we discuss the 2003 Cartoon Network Series Duck Dodgers and what had happened with the characters prior in order to convince them it was a worthwhile path to follow. Then Devon gives Sejohn a choice between Movies and Video games as a discussion topic....
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Episode 478: "What Kind of Loser Wants to be an Asterisk?"
In this time capsule episode Devon and Sejohn soothe their wounds after the New England Patriots defeat in Super Bowl LX by celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the Judd Apatow scripted film “Celtic Pride”
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Episode 477: Not to Reconcile but to Recognize
A brief discussion on Pixar’s new film “Hoppers” turns into an hour long exploration on the history of Pixar and its output. Next we finally make good on our promise to discuss the Major Fan Service Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Crossover event that was this year’s Battle Nexus and things end up...
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Episode 476: The Samurai Edging Report
This episode covers Magic The Gathering, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the original Universal Monster movies, before getting to what everybody really wants to talk about Resident Evil: Requiem! Don’t worry if you haven’t played the game yet we were able to keep our review relatively spoiler...
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Episode 78: A Very Special Episode - D3: The Mighty Ducks
Join us for this very special episode that not only celebrates the 30th Anniversary of D3: The Mighty Ducks, but also closes out our coverage on the Mighty Ducks Trilogy that kicked off three years ago. Will we be as excited about our third time out with this Hockey Franchise or will things have...
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Episode 475: Happy Birthday Roller Coaster Girl
We start this episode off on a high note with a celebration of the US Men’s Olympic Hockey team winning the gold and do what we can to keep the energy high as we discuss streaming and distribution models, VPNs, 40th anniversary celebrations, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, while also...
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Episode 474: Pop Quiz, Jackass
There is a lot of ground to cover in this latest episode of The Say Report that has your host-companions discussing some of the latest YouTube "pranks" to make the news, the similarities between Marty Supreme and its director's previus work, an Adam Sandler Quiz from AARP, The Winter Olympics…
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Episode 473: Moms Love Wonder Man
The Say Report is back to its normal recording schedule as 2026 has finally slowed down for your host-companions. This episode we share how we have spent the extended time between recordings with discussions about the later seasons of Family Ties, various films we’ve enjoyed, a dash of HUB...
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Episode 472: The Zexion Report
Last week we heavily hinted at this episode having a heavy focus on the year old metroidvania Zexion and happily we made that happen. Once we get that out of our systems we share our results after applying the Four Episode test to Fox’s Doc Martin Americanization Best Medicine and share our...
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Episode 471: Song Sung Blue Moon
In our Season Ten Premiere Devon is preparing for a potential Snowpocalypse on the Eastern side of the Country while Sejohn regales the listeners with stories of his time spend on the West Coast in Portland, Oregon. That means an episode full of latest shows watched on streaming services, fairly...
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Episode 470: What the Sam Hill
In this episode that received a battlefield promotion from Time Capsule to Excused Absence episode we kick off our examination of the 1996 Tom Arnold Trilogy with Big Bully where we find him starring alongside Rick Moranis. Devon brings a pretty insane but logical theory to the table about the...
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Episode 469: Failing at Failing
This episode kicks off with some direct addressing of comments we received after last weeks episode that nicely dovetail into Devon’s final thoughts about Metroid Prime 4: Beyond after finally completing the game. From there we discuss ways that the youth are being infantilized and having those...
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Episode 468: The Lordy Lordy Look Who's Forty Report
This episode was recorded on the 40th birthday of one of your Say Reporters so we celebrated with birthday drinks and a bit of a truncated episode length. Don’t worry though we find time to discuss Dubbed Chimpanzee entertainment, South Park in its various forms, and share some complaints about...
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Episode 467: What is that Odious Stench? Smells like Teenagers.
In our final episode for 2025 join the Say Reporters in celebrating the new Ninja upgrade the Power Rangers receive in their first feature length film Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie as part of their 2025 Ninjativity celebration We explore our first experiences with the film, the shared...
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Episode 77: A Very Special Episode - Hackers
It is finally time for Devon’s long strange odyssey related to Iain Softley’s 1995 film to come to fruition in this very special episode where The Say Reporters celebrate the 30th Anniversary of “Hackers” Album Artwork by Dayle Decker
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