The Schnitzel Boys

We're light on soccer talk this week, with the Holidays approaching, we talk skiing in a winter wonderland that is Vermont, and we see what Stefan bought from the Weinachtsmarkt!

Well he did it, Messi finally got the elusive MLS Cup that puts his World Cup and Champions League titles to shame! We talk World Cup groups, and then wrap up the MLS season!

We talk Neuer's blunder, and the ultimate MLS Cup showdown!

We talk MLS Playoffs! A little Germany, but a lot of MLS.

Germany qualifies! USA beats two time world cup winner Uruguay! PLUS we talk BIG MLS changes!

We talk the rosters for the upcoming German and US games, as well as the Bundesliga, the MLS Playoffs and the magic of Vienna!

They boys talk MLS PLayoffs, and the goings on in the Bundesliga.

We break down the recent Germany and USA games and check in with our teams 8 months before the world cup.

Bjorn talks about his experiences from INSIDE the World Cup ticket portal, PLUS we breakdown the big Kicker article about how Malik Tillman is doing at Bayer Leverkusen!

We talk the Schnitzel Boys derby, Juergen Klopp on MLS, Americans in the Bundesliga and more!

We talk some Americans in the Bundesliga, and catch up on the winding downs of the MLS regular season. Will the Red Bulls finally miss the playoffs?!

We talk USMNT's latest loss, a plan B for replacing Poch, and the lackluster Germany qualifiers.

We talk about the Ten Hag sacking, latest transfers, classless Miami, and are the Seattle Sounders the best American team of all time?

Originally broadcast on Monday, August 25th, the BOYZ review the opening Bundesliga weekend, and then talk soft Mueller penalty in Vancouver.

Thomas Mueller's Vancouver Whitecaps debut! Plus we preview the Bundesliga kicking off this weekend.

The BOYZ talk (fight) over a new roster strategy for MLS 3.0.

We talk crazy MLS rules! Also we share news about Thomas Mueller and we share info about Eintracht Frankfurt in Kentucky!

During the MLS Skills challenge we talk about how amazing the German women are in the Euros and the latest going's in the German and American soccer sphere.

We wrap up the FIFA Club World Cup and what implications it has for MLS. Then we talk about MLS!

With special guest PAT SHAY, we talk FIFA CWC, and then a thorough post-mortem of the USMNT’s 2025 Gold Cup.

Stefan Schnitzel flies solo today as he reviews the latest goings on in the summer of soccer 2025! He talks latest transfers, Club World Cup, MLS, and the Gold Cup!

Why are Europeans so soft? And why is online American soccer negativity fueled by LIES?? We talk all the latest with the FIFA CWC!

The summer merger episodes continue as we talk the Club World Cup, the USMNT win over Trinidad & Tobago, and a whole bunch more!

Both of our national teams are in crisis! What the heck?!

In a merged episode we talk about the UCL Final, the FIFA CWC play-in game that made us proud, and the CCC final that made us not proud...PLUS WHAT'S UP WITH THE GOLD CUP ROSTER??

We talk about the lousy NY Red Bulls, the Inter Miami bullies, and the awakening of Marco Reus.

We wrap up a thrilling 2024/2025 Bundesliga season.

We talk the opposite trajectories of the NY teams, and discuss whether David Beckham showed some class or not with his latest social media activity!

We cover the last of the 24/25 Bundesliga season, as the race to the basement is finishing.

We talk the latest goings on in the winding Bundesliga, like who's gonna make the great escape from the relegation zone!

We catch up on MLS action.

We talk the sorry state of both NY MLS teams, and how we feel about Columbus playing in Cleveland for the almighty dollar.

We talk about all the German going's on as Germany winds down. Harry Kane's first ever trophy, and between Bochum, Kiel, and Heidenheim, who's gonna win the rights to a relegation playoff?

We REACT to the latest results of German clubs in European competition, and all 3 fell by the wayside.

Broadcast last week, this episode covers the 30 year anniversary of MLS and the legend of the OG super US Soccer fan, Krazy George!

We react to the Bayern - Inter game, and highlight an unlikely American hero.

We talk the USA games and the fallout of Nations League, as well as WILL SMITH?? We also talk some good ol' MLS!

The boys catch up on all things German soccer, plus why are Bayern threatening to sue the Canadian Soccer Association?

We talk MLS cinderella's Vancouver, as well as all the good stuff.

We talk Champions League, Bayern's new slippery path, and Nations League!

We check in on MLS, with a surprise start for both San Diego and Vancouver. Plus, a poem from a former USMNT legend??

We catch up on the Bundesliga, the UCL, and the true superleague, the Bundesliga 2!

We talk opening weekend results, ANGRY MESSI, and we also respond to the news that USL is launching a new D1 league.

We talk GIO REYNA! And what's next for him? Also, the Bochum renaissance continues!

Bjorn shares his experience meeting the new NYCFC coach as well as the saucy thoughts from NYCFC exec David Lee about Messi dictating CCL scheduling. Plus we cover various stories over the league, preview a handful of clubs, discuss a disturbing fan statement from an LAFC fan group, and more as we gear up for MLS in 2025!

We talk Bayern SQUEAKING by Celtic, North American UCL stories, American injuries, the goings in the true super league aka the Bundesliga 2, and of course Bochum's triumphant weekend over their lackluster Ruhr neighbors...BVB.

We talk about the rise of Damion Downs and FC Koln, and check in on other Americans around the Bundesliga including James Sands and John Tolkin. We preview the Champions League, and talk MLS preseason.

We talk Americans in the Bundesliga, Bundesliga in Europe, and the NASL/USSF court case.

Americans in the Bundesliga galore! Plus, how will German teams do in the UCL this week?

Episode REUPLOAD. We fixed the audio glitch. The Bundesliga is back from winter break!