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The Schnitzel Boys — 295 episodes
The 12 days of Bundesliga - Schnitzel Boys Holiday Special! Episode 194
World Cup winner finally gets the big trophy! - Episode 193
'Messi, you're next!' - Müller Messi showdown - Episode 192
NYCFC Messi vs Actual Messi - Episode 191
Germany Bombards and so does the USA? - Episode 190
Bayern Drop Their First Points & MLS Playoff Fever! - Episode 189
The 2025 MLS Playoffs Are Upon Us PLUS Invincible Bayern - Ep 188
Germany and USA 8 Months Before the World Cup - Episode 187
World Cup Ticket Report! Kicker on Malik Tillman! - Episode 186
Das Wunder von Harrison - Episode 185
Americanissimo! - Episode 184
Are We In Deep Sh!&? - Episode 183
Erik Two Games - TEN HAG SACKED! - Episode 182
Nobody Stepped Up! - Episode 181
It's Mueller Time! PLUS the Bundesliga Is Upon Us - Episode 180
We Talk MLS 3.0! - Episode 178
Mueller is coming to MLS...but where? - Episode 177
French Fried by Berger PLUS MLS be MLS'n - Episode 176
Let's Get Ready to Soccer Ball!!! - Episode 175
USMNT Gold Cup Post-mortem: The Summer of Soccer comes to a CRUSHING end! - Episode 174
USA slips by Costa Rica and Inter Miami matches Inter Milan?? - Episode 173
Soccer Summer Continues...and It's HOT!
Soccer Summer Is Here! - Episode 171
Germany and USA are both LOSERS! - Episode 170
The Weekend of Five - NULL - Episode 169
NY is Blue, Florida is Purple, and LA is Reus! - USA Hour - Episode 168.2
Koeln, HSV, and BVB, the Bundesliga concludes! - Germany Hour - Episode 168.1
MLS Gonna MLS - USA Hour - Episode 167.2
The Basement Is Finished! - Germany Hour - Episode 167.1
John Tolkin and the Search for the Great Escape - Germany Hour - Ep 166.1
The Prodigal Son…Introduces Himself - USA Hour - Ep 166.2
New York Be Stankin'! - USA Hour - Ep 165.2
Harry Kane's First Trophy - Germany Hour - Ep 165.1
Germany Is OUT of Europe! - Germany Hour - Episode 164
30 years of MLS and the legend of Krazy George! - USA Hour - Ep 163.2
Bayern vs Inter Leg 1 REACTION - Germany Hour - Ep 163.1
USA Bad :( ...and catching up on NYCFC and MLS! - USA Hour - 162.2
Germany Good & Bayern SUES Canada?? - Germany Hour - 162.1
Vancouver Turning Heads - USA Hour - Episode 161.2
UrBIG Mistake! - Germany Hour - Episode 161.1
San Diego Defying the Odds! - USA Hour - Episode 160.2
Bayern dominate Leverkusen, get owned by Bochum! - Germany Hour - Episode 160.1
MLS Opening Weekend 2025 - USA Hour - Ep 159.2
Stick A Fork In Him...He's Done! - Germany Hour - Episode 159.1
MLS is back 2025! - USA Hour - Episode 158.2
Any Given Samstag - Germany Hour - Ep 158.1
New Player Has Entered the Chat - Germany Hour - Ep 157
How are our MLS boys doing in the Bundesliga? Plus, a final verdict on the USSF NASL case. - Episode 156
Explosivus Americanismus - Germany Hour - Ep 155
The Bundesboys Are Back! - Episode 153
The Curious Case of Bochum's Button - Episode 152
Schnitzel Goes MLS CUP! - USA Hour- Episode 151
Stefan's MLS Cup DREAM! - USA Hour - Ep 150.2
Der Klassiker ain't so Klassik - Germany Hour - Ep 150
New York is RED! - Episode 149
USA v Jamaica Post Game Reaction PLUS Full Nations League Review - Ep 148
Don't mess with the Guzan! - USA Hour - Ep 147.2
The clock is ticking for Sahin, and Pellegrino is out! - Germany Hour - Ep 147.1
The Magic of the Playoffs - USA Hour - Ep 146.2
Bochum‘s Bottom Bag - Germany Hour - Ep 146.1
NYers Sojourn to Ohio! USA Hour - Ep 145.2
Is it time to start asking questions of Bayern? Germany Hour - Ep 145.1
Inter Miami wins the shield! - USA Hour - Episode 144.2
Fixing Bochum & Tuchel coaching England? - Germany Hour - Episode 144.1
The Poch era begins - USA Germany - Episode 143.2
Leweling the playing field - Germany Hour - Episode 143.1
Playoff Eve - USA Hour - Episode 142.2
Is it RB Leipzig's time to shine? PLUS is Bernd Leno right to deny a callup? - Germany Hour - Episode 142.1
O Red Bull Where Art Thou? - USA Hour - Episode 141.2
St Pauli will not go gently into that good night... - Germany Hour - Episode 141.1
Glorious ties! PLUS Is US Soccer looked at through rose colored glasses? - USA Hour - Episode 140.2
Bayern working and Dortmund faltering PLUS the new UCL! - Germany Hour - Episode 140.1
Are RBNY and other MLS 1.0 clubs doing enough? w/ special guest Pat Schnitzel - USA Hour - Episode 139.2
Checking in with Dortmund w/ special guest Matt Schnitzel - Germany Hour - Episode 139.1
Germany GOOD...USA BAD? - Episode 138
Womp Womp - USA Hour - Episode 137.2
The STREAK has finally ended! - Germany Hour - Episode 137.1
Glory to Columbus! PLUS Reus's Galaxy debut and should Stefan be upset at Sandro Schwarz's latest interview? - USA Hour - Episode 136.2
Laterkusen Back To Their Old Tricks! - Germany Hour - Episode 136.1
MLS's Final Stretch PLUS POCH! - USA Hour - Episode 135.2
Bundesliga Preview - Germany Hour - Episode 135.1
An Extra Silly Season - Episode 134
It's Been A Rough Summer for US Soccer PLUS the 2. Bundesliga kicks off! - Episode 133
Is American Soccer At War?! - USA Hour - Episode 132
Oh Yeah...MLS - USA Hour - Episode 131
The Next US Men's Coach? A FULL RUNDOWN - Episode 130 PART 2
Summer of Stars REVIEW (the Copa and the Euros) - Episode 130 PART 1
Germany v Spain Live Post Game REACTION - Schnitzel Special
REACTION Post Game - USA v Uruguay - Schnitzel Special
REACTION EUROS Post Game - Germany v Denmark - Schnitzel Special
USA v Panama REACTION - USA Hour - Schnitzel Special
REACTION to Germany - Switzerland & USA - Bolivia - Schnitzel Sunday
Post Game Reaction - Germany v Hungary - Schnitzel Special
Post Game Quick REACTION - Germany v Scotland Euro 2024 - Schnitzel Special
Germany Euro Preview - Germany Hour - Episode 129.1
Is there much of a case left for Gregg?? - USA Hour - Episode 129.2
The Failure of Black and Yellow - Episode 128
Memorial Day Soccer Special! - USA Hour- Episode 127.2
Asked and answered! - Germany Hour- Episode 127
That dang derby! - USA Hour - Episode 126.2
The Bundesliga's remaining questions... - Germany Hour - Episode 126.1
TUNNELGATE - USA Hour - Episode 125.2
Both European Trophies to Germany? - Episode 125.1
MESSI is the Beautiful Game - USA Hour - Episode 124.2
Bochum Lasts! PLUS how will German clubs fare in Europe?? - Germany Hour - Episode 124.1
MLS's New Changes - USA Hour - Episode 123.2
UCL & UEL Predictions PLUS Grading Americans in the Bundesliga - Germany Hour - Episode 123.1
Schnitzelvision - USA Hour - 122.2
LATESTKUSEN?!? - Germany Hour - 122.1
"We Need More Money" - USA Hour - Episode 121.2
Celebrating MEGAKUSEN! - Germany Hour - Episode 121.1
ECLIPSING the sport - USA Hour - Ep 120.2
Can Bochum be ECLIPSED? - Germany Hour - Ep 120.1
USA Are Undisputed KINGS of CONCACAF - USA Hour - Ep 119.2
Deutschland Resurrected - Germany Hour - Ep 119.1
I Could Watch Him All Day, and other APPLE-isms! - USA Hour - Episode 118.2
The End of Streich PLUS a REACTION to the latest German national team roster! - Germany Hour - Episode 118.1
MLS & Its State Run Media PLUS drab NYCFC and roarin Red Bulls!
Are Bayern back? PLUS a look at the relegation battle! - Germany Hour - Episode 117.1
A Red Rocket and a Blue Blunder...- USA Hour - Episode 116.2
Respect to Bayer Leverkusen! Will Tuchel get fired before the season ends? - Germany Hour - Episode 116.1
MESSI is back!! Also, the rest of the league is back too...I guess... - USA Hour - Episode 115.2
A lame duck! PLUS the foreign investor plan is off! - Germany Hour - Episode 115.1
MLS is back! US Open Cup is back?? - USA Hour - Episode 114.2
Deep dive into the Bundesliga fan protests! - Episode 114.1
Thomas Mueller REACTION and TRANSLATION - End of an ERA? - Episode 113
The Duel! - Episode 112
Well now…Bayern trips and Bayer rips - Episode 111
Is going to Europe all it's cracked up to be? Stefan vs Bjorn "Zweikampf" special edition! - Episode 110 Part 2
A bump in the road? The Bundesliga is back! - Episode 110 Part One
RIP Kaiser - Episode 109
Holiday Special! - Episode 108
Immediate REACTION to 2023 MLS Cup Final! PLUS the State of the League! - Episode 107
Snowy Interference! - Germany House - Episode 106.2
Someone doin it right! - USA Hour - Episode 106.1
At what cost? - Germany Hour - Episode 105.2
The REFS STEAL the show? - USA Hour - Episode 105.1
Thanksgiving TURKEY - Germany Hour - Episode 104.2
REACTION to the USMNT v T&T Nations League games PLUS the big news from the NY Red Bulls camp! - USA Hour - Episode 104.1
Xabi is the Belle of the Ball! - Germany Hour - Episode 103.2
Noche’Dor! What’s Miazga’s deal? Gotham and more! Veteran’s Day Special - USA Hour - Episode 103.1
Stefan’s Last Hurrah in Germany - Germany Hour - Episode 102.2
What’s Next? - USA Hour - Episode 102.1
Stefan’s Fußball Fantasy! - Germany Hour - 101.2
Reviewing Our Predictions! - USA Hour - 101.1
Männer Sache! - Germany Hour - Episode 100.2
By the Skin of Our Teeth! - USA Hour - Episode 100.1
USA v Germany REACTION from both sides of the pond - Episode 99
Stefan in Amsterdam 2 - Germany Hour - Episode 98.2
Stefan in Amsterdam - USA Hour - Episode 98.1
Off to an early lead PLUS the Kielbasa boys? - Germany Hour - Episode 97.2
Better luck next year?? - USA Hour - Episode 97.1
The Champions League begins! - Germany Hour - Episode 96.2
Rain, Sleet, or Snow! - USA Hour - Episode 96.1
Who's the next Bundestrainer? PLUS is the DFB broke? - Germany Hour - Episode 95.2
The Hudson River SNOOZE Fest - USA Hour - Episode 95.1
Flick is flicked! - Germany Hour - Episode 94.2
Greggy Ball is back PLUS E Tu Brucé? - USA Hour - Episode 94.1
The B is Back! - Germany Hour - Episode 93.2
Messi Goes Hollywood! PLUS The pathetic state of NY Soccer... USA Hour - Episode 93.1
Is Terzic the right man for the job? A DORTMUND DEEP DIVE w/ special guest Matt Antonucci! - Germany Hour - Episode 92.2
Messi is a Jersey boy! - USA Hour - Episode 92.1
BUNDESLIGA back with a bang! - Germany Hour - Episode 91.2
Leo Messi finally wins the COVETED League's Cup! - USA Hour - Episode 91.1
The Bundesliga is upon us! - Germany Hour - Episode 90.2
The midnight train to Nashville! - USA Hour - Episode 90.1
Can you do it on a HOT night in Frisco? - USA Hour - Episode 89
The Ultimate Round of 32 Showdown! - USA Hour - Episode 88
MLS 4.0 Update Installed! PLUS Leagues Cup, Summer Friendlies, and WWC! - USA Hour - Episode 87
The Dawn of Messi! PLUS Stefan watches USA fall in San Diego - USA Hour - Episode 86
Eagle Beats Goose! PLUS MLS and crazy talk from Schweinsteiger?? Episode 85
July 4th Spectacular! GO GO USA! Episode 84
The Red Bulls are back! And the US fielding MLS trash? - USA Hour - 83.2
Oh For Three! :( - DEUTSCHLAND Hour 83.1
USA are KINGS of CONCACAF & GREGG is BACK?!!
REACTION to Germany v Poland & How to fix the German National Team? Deutschland Hour 82.1
MESSI Mania!! - USA Hour 81.2
Die Mannschaft is back for the summer! - DEUTSCHLAND Hour 81.1
Another CCL FAILURE for MLS! PLUS When do fans cross the line?? - USA Hour 80.2
RB Leipzig win the Pokal! PLUS VFB Stuttgart slam HSV to stay in the Bundesliga and we react to the German roster! - DEUTSCHLAND Hour 80.1
The MATCH Days Of Our Lives: Reaction to all the off field drama in MLS - USA Hour 79.2
BVB CHOKE! The Reaction to Bundesliga Decision Day! - The DEUTSCHLAND Hour 79.1
All aboard the Lesesne train! PLUS Is Jesse Marsch the best candidate for the US Job? - USA Hour 78.2
Bottle Battle! The Bundesliga is down to the wire! - The DEUTSCHLAND Hour 78.1
NY IS RED! / USA Hour 77.2
The last line of defense! Nothing is certain as the Bundesliga approaches the finish line! - DEUTSCHLAND Hour 77.1
Struber is finally out! & Is it beneficial for MLS players to be released for the u-20 world cup? / USA Hour 76.2
The Heim Stretch! / DEUTSCHLAND HOUR 76.1
#STRUBEROUT Week Two! PLUS the LA Galaxy soap opera continues! / USA Hour 75.2
FEHLENTSCHEIDUNG! / DEUTSCHLAND Hour 75.1
#STRUBEROUT! Plus US Soccer finally has a Sporting Director! / USA Hour 74.2
Bayern's blunders and Dortmund's delights! / DEUTSCHLAND Hour 74.1
Power to the People: RBNY fans and Galaxy fans make their voices heard PLUS NYCFC at CtitField! / USA Hour 73.2
Bundesliga be Bundesliga-ing as the top two teams stumble PLUS Pellegrino Matarazzo's thoughts on becoming USMNT coach?! / DEUTSCHLAND Hour 73.1
That's So Metro! Dante's Disgrace! PLUS the Galaxy's dumbest red cards you'll see all year! / USA Hour 72.2
Kimmich GLOATS! BVB floats! / 72.1 DEUTSCHLAND Hour
#KleinOut, RBNY, NYCFC and more! / Schnitzel Boys USA Hour 71.2
Der Klassiker and the Belgian Waffle! / Schnitzel Boys DEUTSCHLAND Hour 71.1
REACTION to the USA - Grenada and USA- El Salvador games PLUS REACTION to MLS week 5! / USA Hour 70.2
Nagelsmann OUT and Tuchel IN! PLUS Germany starts the Voeller era with a win! / DEUTSCHLAND Hour 70.1
MLS Week 4 Review! / 69.2 USA Hour
Dortmund tops the table, Bochum wins again, VAR fun, and Joshua Kimmich TV actor?? / 69.1 DEUTSCHLAND Hour
Violette AC VIOLATES Austin FC, Minnesota snow bowl, NYCFC get their first win and the chilling conclusion (perhaps) of the Reyna SAGA! / USA Hour 68.2
Schalke hold Dortmund, Bochum get a win, and Rudi Voeller loves Rocky! / Deutschland Hour 68.1
CCL is back PLUS St. Louis CITY FC opens with a bang! / USA Hour - 67.2
Rudi Voeller BILD interview REACTION and TRANSLATION PLUS will German clubs advance in Europe? / DEUTSCHLAND Hour 67.1
MLS Opening Weekend! Apple TV debuts! Inter Miami bans the Athletic??? - USA Hour 66.2
Table Topper Jamboree! Union Berlin falls to mighty Bayern - DEUTSCHLAND Hour 66.1
MLS is upon us! Report from pre-season in Coachella! / 65.2
The Bayern Killers! PLUS What German Refs do RIGHT! / 65.1
MLS preseason party! Also where is REYNOSO?! / 64.2 USA
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE is back! PLUS the Bundesliga is up for grabs?? / 64.1 DEUTSCHLAND
63.2 USA - Sounders crash out of the Club World Cup PLUS Apple TV gets a thumbs up so far!
63.1 DEUTSCHLAND - Neuer's EXPLOSIVE Interview PLUS Reyna der Knipser!
62.2 USA Hour - Camp Cupcake friendlies, off season news, and CWC preview!
62.1 DEUTSCHLAND - Bayern Slips, Wolfsburg Destroy, Bobic Out
61.2 USA - Brian McBride out as GM and new MLS Allocation Update?!
61.1 DEUTSCHLAND - The Bundesliga goal fest PLUS Es gibt nur ein' Rudi Völler!
60.2 Germany Hour - We preview the Bundesliga, including FC Bayern vs RB Leipzig!
60.1 USA Hour - LA Galaxy boycott and the ultimate Schnitzel Julian Gressel plays for USA!
59. Off Season Fun & The Atomic Soccer Mom
58. Radio silence from USSF, some movie critiques, AND RIP PELE :(
57. World Cup Wrap: MESSI'S THE GOAT!
56. World Cup Quarters, Gio Reyna vs Gregg Berhalter, Stuttgart coach's racist comments, and Neuer's broken leg!
55. World Cup Round of 16 Reaction
USA v The Netherlands Reaction - World Cup Schnitzel
Germany v Costa Rica Reaction - World Cup Schnitzel
USA v Iran Reaction - World Cup Schnitzel
Germany v Spain Reaction - World Cup Schnitzel
USA v England Reaction - World Cup Schnitzel
Germany v Japan reaction - World Cup Schnitzel
USA v Wales Reaction - World Cup Schnitzel
Interview w/ DEREK RICHEY - World Cup Special!
Interview w/ ULI HESSE - World Cup Special!
54. WORLD CUP PREVIEW! Qatar Yey?
53.2 USA - MLS Cup Review 2022 LAFC are Champions!
53.1 DEUTSCHLAND - Bundesliga clubs dominate in Europe PLUS Mannschaft WC Roster has some new faces?
52.2 USA - MLS Conference Finals Review!
52.1 DEUTSCHLAND - Champions League DOMINANCE?
51.2. USA - MLS Playoffs Review PLUS Jesse Marsch’s future??
51.1. DEUTSCHLAND - Bundesliga Matchday 11 REVIEW!
50. The NY Red Bulls are dying! PLUS Union Berlin Deutscher Meister??
49. Part Two - USA - MLS Decision day!
49. Part One - Germany - DER KLASSIKER, Matarazzo is fired, and more!
48. Race to the MLS Playoffs heat up! PLUS Niclas Füllkrug for Die Mannschaft?
47. USA v Japan DISAPPOINTMENT and Germany v England fun!
46. Bayern sucks? Plus NYCFC are campeones!
45. Rant City & US Roster Talk!
44. GRAND CANYON BJORN
43. Stories from the road! Bjorn in Florida and Stefan in Tijuana!
42. The BUNDESLIGA hasn’t changed, and MLS is the same wild ride
41. NASHVILLE SC w/ special guest Ryan Baker, PLUS BUNDESLIGA Roundup!
40. The BUNDESLIGA is BACK!! Plus Red Bull Misery!
39. Red Bulls CRASH out of the Open Cup PLUS Bundesliga preview!
38. Summer Friendlies or Summer Enemies?
37.5. PART 2 - Transfer talk! The mistreatment of Julian Gressel, Taty to Girona, and more!
37. PART 1 - NY Derby Review PLUS Ernst Tanner gets fined & more!
36. MLS SILLY SEASON
35. Dissecting the American Soccer Broadcast Voice
34. Derby Days of Summer! PLUS MLS Weekend Roundup
33. MLS Apple TV Deal PLUS Germany finally wins!
32. RONNY DEILA LEAVES! USA v Grenada reaction, plus will Germany finally win one?!
31. USA v Morocco & Uruguay; Germany v Italy ROUNDUP
30. Memorial Day Memories
29. We're back! Stefan's European Footy Vacation!
28.5 MINISODE - Our first minisode!
28. EPIC Ruhr Derby! The Red Bulls make/tie a record! PLUS Stefan in the UK!
27. Bayern wins 10 in a row! PLUS Bjorn's trip to the NYCFC - Toronto game!
26. NYCFC out of the CCL, Bundesliga relegation fun, and some random American Soccer History!
25. Gio Reyna’s Injury, CCL heartbreak, Colonel’s gaff, and more!
24. World Cup Draw! Also 12 MAN BAYERN?? And the refs?!!
23. USA are 99.99% through to Qatar!
22. USA WCQ FINAL ROUND PREVIEW + MLS, and Bochum game abandoned!
21. MLS crushing it in the CCL? NYCFC squeaks past Comunicaciones & more!
20. GAMES SHOULD BE FREE! 75K in Charlotte PLUS Bayern score against themselves!
19. MLS is Back! PLUS Dortmund disappoints....
18. FIFA RULE ADJUSTMENTS? Bundesliga Matchday 23 review, CCL, and super quick MLS Preview!
17. BOCHUM THRASH BAYERN! Plus some MLS & CCL talk, as well as NYCFC’s stadium…
16. USA - Honduras Quick Review, MLS Transfers, and Bundesliga Matchday 21!
15. USA - El Salvador/Canada Review PLUS Deadline Day Deals!
14. MATCHDAY 20 Review with PEPI WATCH, Plus German Cup talk and upcoming US WCQs!
13. DORTMUND PUSHING HAALAND OUT?? MLS keeping players in? MLK Day Edition
12. BUNDESLIGA RUCKRUNDE BEGINS! Plus is going to EUROPE always a good thing for US Players?
11. PEPIKISTE! Interview with the voice of FC Augsburg, Rolf Stormann, about the Pepi Transfer! Plus a rundown of other transfer rumors and deals!
10. USA - Bosnia review! PLUS Dortmund and Leipzig are underperforming, we hear from the head coaches!
09. NYCFC are MLS CUP CHAMPS! Plus crisis at Gladbach and Wolfsburg?
08. MARSCH OUT! Plus Der Klassiker review, and NYCFC make it to the MLS Cup Final vs. the Portland Timbers!
07. Bayern board vs. fans! Plus MLS Playoff review!
06. GOBBLE GOBBLE! MLS Playoff action PLUS Brave Bayern finally lose...
05. DOS A CERO! Plus Peter Vermes wants Ted Unkel FIRED!
04. MLS Decision Day Review! PLUS Jesse Marsch and RB Leipzig finally get a big win!
03. Halloween Special: Spooky Bayern, Freaky Joe Scally, and the Cooky MLS Playoffs!
02. Race to the MLS playoffs heating up! Plus Wolfsburg SACK Mark van Bommel, Jesse Marsch's RB Leipzig comeback kings! And more!
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