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Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
EAbbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything
“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers
"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA
EHow To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!
E“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions
EWayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!
E“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.
EWhat Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!
E“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!
E“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!
E“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
EBridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!
EHe Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!
EAbbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!
E“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!
Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare!
AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips!
Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter!
Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA
E"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!
EUnderwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything!
EGarage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?!
EThe Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read...
EAmerica Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It!
EAbbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?
Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub
Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition!
A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...
Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?
Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…
EHall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
Peter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters…
Peter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba!
Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
ELong Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
Could You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In!
EHe Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
EDucks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!
EThe Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!
EAbbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!
EThe Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!
E“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!
EPeter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster
ERemember These Therapy Crouch Moments? Pete Does…
EConspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!
EPeter Crouch: “I Didn’t Sign Up For This” — Home Style Debate
EYou Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
EAbbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!
EAbbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
EThe First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest
ELove, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!
E“That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!
NearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game
EAbbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
EEmily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together
Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!
EAbbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships
Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”
EAbbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).
Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames
EHarry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!
EAbbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!
EMother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions
EStrategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!
ESex Educator Alix Fox: What You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!
EIs This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping
HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!
Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares
EWhy You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!
Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!
VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: The Bonk Beat Book Club Launch, Nickname Game and Relationship CRISES!
Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!
‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol
EThese 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…
World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!
EHow to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief
EThe Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!
Gym Guilt, Dry Jan & Unrealistic Resolutions - Why January Is the Most Emotionally INTENSE Month...
Best AMA Questions 2025: Sex Schedules & Hotel Confessions
“I Thought I’d Go Out First”: Shona McGarty Opens Up About Anxiety, EastEnders Fame & Jungle Truths
Happy New Year from The Therapy Crouch!
The Genie Queen’s Speech - A Therapy Crouch Christmas Broadcast
“I’ll Be Taking It Straight Back!” - When Gift Effort Isn’t Matched at Christmas & Work Party Drama!
“I’m Allowed A BUSH And He Isn’t!” - Wild Dating Double Standards & Secret Neighbour Bin Wars
Abbey’s WILD Night Out: Wreath Making Turned Into Total Carnage & Pete’s Hilarious Reaction!
Dog-Sitting Disaster, Family Admin Meltdowns & The Gym Crush Story That Spiralled Out of Control
“Rooney Threw His Drink On Me!” - Abbey’s Hilarious Childhood Story & Liverpool Dressing Room Tales
90s Nostalgia Road Trips, Crouchy’s ‘Unexpected’ Teammate & Is Stranger Things Actually Overrated?
“A Reminder To Be Kinder” - The Christmas Mental Health Talk & Is Exercise Underrated Therapy?
“I’ve Got The ICK!” - When Your Boyfriend Moves Too Fast, What’s In Abbey’s Bag & Surname Debates
Has Pete LOST The Household? - Abbey’s New Puppy, Dads Night Out & Nit-Fuelled Nightmares
Karaoke Proposal Turned NIGHTMARE - Public Proposal Gone Wrong & His Unwanted Morning Alarm Clock...
Does Life END At 40?! - Holiday Blues, Midlife Breakdowns & Chaotic Instagram Threads
“This DIY Disaster Almost FLOODED Their House!” - Matching Outfits Go Wrong & Abolishing Homework!
“Whatever I Do Will Be Wrong!” - Pete’s Party Planning Panic & Abbey’s Wardrobe Wisdom!
Is He Hiding You? The Truth About Soft Launching in Relationships & Chat GPT’s Dirty Talk Test…
“That’s Made Me Quite Emotional Actually…” – This Listener’s Message Really Hit Home For Pete