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The Trashochists' Guide
by Four Trashketeers
Four adults. Three pieces of shiterature. Three days? Not really, because we'd probably die. The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature is a shiny new podcast about the global phenomena of Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, and After. Armed with nothing but their brains and copious amounts of intoxicating substances, can Dee, Peter, Juno and Vik actually manage to dissect these bloated, horrible corpses of "romance" without losing their minds in the process?
Episodes
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(PEDOPHILIA TW) VAMPFEST 2K19, What We Do On The Podcast
Would you like to play a game? The Trashos attempt, led by Dee, to identify quotes from 3 seminal pieces of vampire literature: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire, and Anonymous's My Immortal...................you horny simpletons.
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIXTEEN FULL
-coach z voice- sprank me with ur papple daddy.....
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FIFTEEN FULL
nite creep..............
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FOURTEEN FULL
The Virgin BTK Versus The Chad Bundy
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Canada Day Special: Bearectile Dysfunction
In Marian Engel's 1976 disasterpiece 'Bear', in which a lady fucks a bear, bear-fucking takes place. She fucks a bear. SHE FUCKS A BEAR, GUYS.
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE THIRTEEN FULL
The most cursed of chapters.
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RAPE TW: TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE TWELVE FULL
The Worst Chapter is an anagram of "Worth? Crap teeths."
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE ELEVEN FULL
Peter agreed to read one of the worst bits of the book: The Rape Contract!
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE TEN FULL
We broke the Bad Touch Larry alarm.
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE NINE FULL
#buyavibrator
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TG2MS E-9.9: Clitorally-Induced Ego Death
The French call it 'le petit mort', but I think in this case it tends to causes us to 'le petit snort'.
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TG2MS E -9.8: Anatomy For Fucking Morons
Dee Knows Bones.
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TG2MS E -9.7: Vampire Dick Popsicle
The conspiracy is real!
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TG2MS E -9.5: Dee Dies For Our Sins
Canonize them!
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TG2MS E-9.4: HOT ORANGE JUICE IS A CURSED CONCEPT, PETER
The Most Boringest Morning After Scene Ever
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TG2MS E-9.3: Death of Twinnings
Dee you promised you wouldn't fuck around with that anymore
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TG2MS E-9.2: 'Sprank me with your papple, Daddy'
Sprank me so harmd, Dangdy!
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TG2MS E-9.1: Crash Bandicoot's Guide To Modern Shiterature
-crash voice- whoa
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE EIGHT FULL
Virginity is a fake concept, you don't have to bleed when you have sex the first time, hang E.L. James by her thumbs from the Seattle Space Needle
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TG2MS -8.10: No Laments For Christian Grey
Plink plink plink. Plink plink plink.
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TG2MS E-8.9: Will To Live: Fading; Urge To Kill: Rising
R.I.P. Dee 19?? - 2019
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TG2MS E -8.8: 1.5 Seconds Of Fuck
Ana Steele: 'lost' her 'virginity'; the Trashochists: lose their gourds
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TG2MS E -8.7: The Tiddie Tirades
NOBODY! IS! A! 32C!
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TG2MS E -8.6: Ana Steele, Leader of the Unfuckables
Not to be mistaken for the feral clans of cishet asexuals that roam the Internet. The Venn diagram, however, is a circle.
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TG2MS -8.4: Gettin' Down to the Gulchy Turnaround
THE DEED IS DONE!
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TG2MS -8.3: Moe Moe Moe, How Do You Like It, How Do You Like It
Not at all. Next question.
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TG2MS E-8.2: Vimes Can't Do Voices
RIP Dracula 2019-2019.
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SUICIDE TW: TG2MS E-8.1: Third Time's The Charm!
God, do we try.
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TG2MS OTC1: Oh, John Ringo, No.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SEVEN FULL
Sweet dreams are made of cheese/Who am I to dis a brie
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TG2MS E-7.8: Eat An Entire Bowl Of Fuck, Christian
FUCK! OFF! FUCK OFF!
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TG2MS E-7.7: Dominants Should Say 'No' Too
When you need to, when you want to, when you should. Use that wonderful little word when you're uncomfortable, darlings.
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TG2MS E-7.6: Hi! I like cheese! It's delicious and easy to cut!
Why do some people love changing the subject? Speaking of,
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TG2MS E-7.5: ABUSE TW: Coerced Consent Is Not Consent
End this nightmare.
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TG2MS E-7.4: ALCOHOLISM TW: Drunken Consent Is Not Consent
Don't libate and dominate.
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TG2MS E-7.3: Like for Meta-Ana, Ignore for Anti-Ana
Whoever wins, we still lose.
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TG2MS E-7.2: Fart SFX HQ Free Download CC0
You're gonna stick to that bed like a wet dog, dawg.
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TG2MS E-7.1: It's the Tone that Determines if 'Hardwood vs. Softwood' is a Pornographic Phrase
AT LEAST TRY A LITTLE FUCKING BIT.
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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIX FULL
Beautiful. Delicious. Strike them from the lexicon!
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TG2MS E-6.13: A Long, Long Time 'till Touchdown
We were so close, but like Icarus we flew t - GOD DAMMIT ITS INFECTING MY BRAINS
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TG2MS E-6.12: Deals Weed, Shits Pants [AB/DLs DO NOT INTERACT]
"No...no, it's cool...I'm sure the crib is very sturdy, but I would like to have my weed now, please."
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TG2MS E-6.11: Grab a 20$ Bottle of Wine, Put Out Your Pinkie And Git Fayuncy!
DO NOT DRINK THE WINE, ANA!
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TG2MS E-6.10: "Percival, leave me."
The fifth cohost almost makes disaster strike.
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TG2MS E-6.9: No Opinion Zone
What the fuck is the significance of the name 'Escala'?
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TG2MS E-6.8: Nipple Spoilers
Spoilers, for nipples.
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TG2MS E-6.7: Elevators and Helicopters and Harnesses, Oh My!
The first bondage scene in the book is about as sexy as a wet sack of gravel.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Four adults. Three pieces of shiterature. Three days? Not really, because we'd probably die. The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature is a shiny new podcast about the global phenomena of Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, and After. Armed with nothing but their brains and copious amounts of intoxicating substances, can Dee, Peter, Juno and Vik actually manage to dissect these bloated, horrible corpses of "romance" without losing their minds in the process?
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Four adults. Three pieces of shiterature. Three days? Not really, because we'd probably die. The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature is a shiny new podcast about the global phenomena of Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, and After. Armed with nothing but their brains and copious amounts of...
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