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(PEDOPHILIA TW) VAMPFEST 2K19, What We Do On The Podcast

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIXTEEN FULL

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FIFTEEN FULL

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FOURTEEN FULL

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Canada Day Special: Bearectile Dysfunction

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE THIRTEEN FULL

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RAPE TW: TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE TWELVE FULL

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE ELEVEN FULL

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE TEN FULL

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE NINE FULL

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TG2MS E-9.10: Girl, it's like three orgasms, buy a fucking vibrator

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TG2MS E-9.9: Clitorally-Induced Ego Death

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TG2MS E -9.8: Anatomy For Fucking Morons

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TG2MS E -9.7: Vampire Dick Popsicle

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TG2MS E -9.6: NEVER USE SOAP AS LUBE

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TG2MS E -9.5: Dee Dies For Our Sins

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TG2MS E-9.4: HOT ORANGE JUICE IS A CURSED CONCEPT, PETER

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TG2MS E-9.3: Death of Twinnings

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TG2MS E-9.2: 'Sprank me with your papple, Daddy'

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TG2MS E-9.1: Crash Bandicoot's Guide To Modern Shiterature

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE EIGHT FULL

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TG2MS -8.10: No Laments For Christian Grey

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TG2MS E-8.9: Will To Live: Fading; Urge To Kill: Rising

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TG2MS E -8.8: 1.5 Seconds Of Fuck

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TG2MS E -8.7: The Tiddie Tirades

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TG2MS E -8.6: Ana Steele, Leader of the Unfuckables

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TG2MS E -8.5: Just Say Ass! Just Say Ass! Just! Say! Ass!

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TG2MS -8.4: Gettin' Down to the Gulchy Turnaround

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TG2MS -8.3: Moe Moe Moe, How Do You Like It, How Do You Like It

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TG2MS E-8.2: Vimes Can't Do Voices

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SUICIDE TW: TG2MS E-8.1: Third Time's The Charm!

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TG2MS OTC1: Oh, John Ringo, No.

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SEVEN FULL

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TG2MS E-7.9 & AFTERSHOW: I Guess You Could Call It An Aphro-cheese-iac?

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TG2MS E-7.8: Eat An Entire Bowl Of Fuck, Christian

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TG2MS E-7.7: Dominants Should Say 'No' Too

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TG2MS E-7.6: Hi! I like cheese! It's delicious and easy to cut!

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TG2MS E-7.5: ABUSE TW: Coerced Consent Is Not Consent

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TG2MS E-7.4: ALCOHOLISM TW: Drunken Consent Is Not Consent

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TG2MS E-7.3: Like for Meta-Ana, Ignore for Anti-Ana

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TG2MS E-7.2: Fart SFX HQ Free Download CC0

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TG2MS E-7.1: It's the Tone that Determines if 'Hardwood vs. Softwood' is a Pornographic Phrase

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIX FULL

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TG2MS E-6.13: A Long, Long Time 'till Touchdown

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TG2MS E-6.12: Deals Weed, Shits Pants [AB/DLs DO NOT INTERACT]

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TG2MS E-6.11: Grab a 20$ Bottle of Wine, Put Out Your Pinkie And Git Fayuncy!

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TG2MS E-6.10: "Percival, leave me."

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TG2MS E-6.9: No Opinion Zone

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TG2MS E-6.8: Nipple Spoilers

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TG2MS E-6.7: Elevators and Helicopters and Harnesses, Oh My!

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TG2MS E-6.6: What the fuck is wrong with you Christian! What the fuck is wrong. With. You.

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TG2MS E-6.5: Nobody Is A Character, Except The Author Self-Insert

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TG2MS E -6.4: Use Their Chosen Name Goddammit

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TG2MS E -6.3: パパローチ

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TG2MS E6.2: I'm So Sorry, Delibes

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TG2MS E 6.1: Dee's Chaotic Zune Energies

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FIVE FULL

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TG2MS E - 5.14 AFTERSHOW: Moist Moments

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TW RAPE MENTION: TG2MS E -5.13: Tantalizing The Beast

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TG2MS E -5.12: Kidnapper Christian Kisses, Causes Claustrophobia

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TG2MS E -5.11: Toothbrush Discourse. Everyone Dies!

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TG2MS E -5.10: Just Tell Your Stalker Your Exact Weekly Schedule, It's Fine!

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TG2MS E -5.9: The Highs and the Lows of Christian Grey's Machinations

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TG2MS E -5.8: Ana's Superpowers Of Useless Perception (Wondrous Item, Requires Atunement)

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TG2MS E -5.7: Everyone Looks Good In A Corset

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TG2MS E -5.6: NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN A 36C, EVER, IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND GODDAMMIT

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TG2MS E -5.5: Further Self-Incrimination (But No One Is As Self-Incriminating As E.L. James)

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TW RAPE: TG2MS E -5.4: The Trashochists Self-Incriminate

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TW RAPE: TG2MS E -5.3: Casing The Joint For Future Victims

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TW ASSAULT TG2MS E -5.2: Keep Sweet Make Nice Just Survive

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TG2MS E -5.1: The Max Headroom Incident

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FOUR FULL

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TG2MS AFTERSHOW: Please Donate Tampons To Your Local Food Bank!

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TW SEXUAL ASSAULT: TG2MS E-4.13: Rich People Are Terrible People, Trufax

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TG2MS E -4.12: The Drunken Dubstep Waltz

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TG2MS E -4.11: ILLEGAL! STALKER! BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH

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TG2MS E -4.10: Teleporting Serial Killers

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TG2MS E-4.9: Ana Gets White Girl Wasted. It Goes Well!

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TG2MS E -4.8: Totally Tubular Tess of the D'Urbervilles

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TG2MS E -4.7: First Time Drunk Stories & Formatting Fuckery

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TG2MS E -4.6: KATE PLEASE! KATE YOU HAVE THE TAPE! KATE?!? HELLO???

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TG2MS E -4.5: WORDS MEAN THINGS DON'T USE A THESAURUS

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TG2MS E -4.4: Shut The Fuck Up E.L. James

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TG2MS E -4.3: Feelings Are Amoral, Feel Them!

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TG2MS E -4.2: Fight The Good Fight

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TG2MS E -4.1: Phantom of the Flopera

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TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE THREE FULL

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AFTERSHOW: TG2MS E -3.9: Eat Trash Be Free 2019

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TG2MS E -3.8: Classic Lays Potato Brits

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TG2MS E-3.7: The "Is HE Your Boyfriend?" Creepy Guy Quiz

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TG2MS E -3.6: What's Weaker, the Tea or the Protag?

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TG2MS E -3.5: Coffee Dates for Coffee Haters

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TG2MS E -3.4: The British Invasion

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TG2MS E-3.4: Dindins vs. Supsups

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TG2MS E -3.3: Technological Luddite Ana

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TG2MS E -3.2: YOU'RE RACIST in Glittering Pink Text

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TG2MS E -3.1: Shoutouts to Dr. Carla Bernstein

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Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature EPISODE NEGATIVE TWO FULL

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AFTERSHOW: TG2MS E - 2.10: Jane Eyre Owns Bones

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TG2MS E-2.9: You've Been Hunted, Ana