The Unblessed Podcast

We talk about Christian persecution fetish as well as using social media to reach the lost!   Content warnings: language

Happy Mother's Day! We talk about Children's Church, Mother's Day sermons vs. Father's Day sermons, some fun biblical trivia about the crucifixion, and then John the Baptist and his family!   Content warnings: language, crucifixion talk   And yes. Evan did check.  You'll understand what we mean once you listen to the episode. Note: there's a boom at the beginning of the episode. Evan sends his apologies. He couldn't figure out how to get it out without ruining the audio.

Evan accidentally adopted a child. He also loves the Trump Bible, and is America a Christian country?   Content warnings: language, awkward scenarios, can be triggering to Republicans

Evan was too busy evangelizing, and that's why this episode is late! Please don't hate him! He can't handle it. Also, Scott talks about effective ministry techniques.   Content warnings: language, (root) beer

The world ALMOST ended. Thank God we had random guys with microphones to warn us about it. Also, God talks through a donkey. Content warnings: language, biblical violence, animal violence

You persevered! Unless this is your first episode... then welcome! The boys talk about Easter, Jesus Christ Superstar, and the fifth letter in the Calvinist alphabet: Perseverance of the Saints.   Content warnings: language, Evan mentions Hitler, mentions of violence

God's rizz is bussin' in this one! What was virtual church like, and how does God save people? Content warning: language, biblical stuff

The boys talk about communion. Scott tries to guess worship songs to prove that he once was the ultimate worship pastor. The boys talk about limited atonement, the idea  that Jesus' blood was spilled for some, but not all. Content warnings: language, mentions of animal violence

The boys talk about bible studi--I mean, community groups. We also talk about doomed piece of media, Joshua and  the Promised Land. Our big topic is the doctrine of Unconditional Election. Content warnings: topics of violence, language Note: Evan will not actually seek out and find the creator of Joshua and the Promised Land

Brian Houston (maybe) mistook his X account for Google. The fellas reminisce about Relevant magazine (they're still around). And Calvinism!   Content warnings: language

Taking notes, Calvinism, and Christian Comedian Tim Hawkins.   Content warning: language, boring theology

Accountability Partners, Covenant Eyes, and how to tell if your wife is cheating on you by making her drink mud.   Content warnings: language, sex talk, biblical violence

Look. It's not our fault the Bible talks about foreskins and penises this much. We also talk about Lil Nas CHRIST. And church vans. Note: There's an audio issue right at the beginning, but it doesn't seem to persist throughout the episode. Don't let our horrible setup dissuade you. Content warnings: Sexual language, language language, and biblical violence

Have you ever wondered about that high school fling? Are you a divorced dad? Do you ignore the advice of everyone around you? Then, this episode is for you! Content warning: mentions of stalking, fowl language, etc.

WE'RE BACK, BABY! But we'll tell you what's NOT back: grapping someone's nuts to protect your husband, building a house without a railing on the roof, and sitting wherever you want when there's a woman on her period on the loose!   Content warnings: language, sex, bodily function talk

It's Christmas time with the boys! The fellas are here to spread caroling cheer and talk about Christmas toys you can use to talk to your grown-up neighbors about Jesus!   Content warnings: sexual language, swearing

Short answer, yes. Long answer.... yes. And is it okay for a Christian to play GTA? Where can you find a Christian baby?   Content warnings: language, sex talk, etc.

The boys talk leather daddy bibles, praying to beat up other people, and Joseph getting SEDUCED.   Content warning: sexual language, fowl language, and the Bible

Need some alternatives to the DEMONIC ELF ON THE SHELF? We got you. Also, dogs go to hell. Bibleman probably says so. And did you know Fifty Shades of Grey isn't Christian???   Content warnings: Language, mentions of animal violence, sex stuff

The boys talk about weddingsssssssss. And also murder.

Scott and Evan talk about church planting and separating the sheeple vs. the GOATS.  

Count Jesula visits! And then Solomon has a SPOOKY IDEA on how to solve a dispute between two moms! (Yes, this episode starts with Evan hitting the boom mic. No, he couldn't figure out how to fix it in post.)   Content warnings: violence, sexual verbiage, spooky content

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! Carlae Ray Gypsum and PSY (Psi-op anyone?) are messengers from the divine, announcing the anti-Christ! And also Anti-Christ.   Content warnings: language, lewd humor, sexy jokies

God: "Moses, go do my bidding." God, three seconds later: "Imma throw hands." Also, we talk a lot about circumcision.   Content warnings: language, self-harm talk (circumcision), and sex talk (we really just always put this here just in case)

SPECIAL EXCLUSIVE: Evan and Scott have dated women who are NOT THEIR WIVES. We dive into the realm of Christian dating, and there's nothing SUS about the RIZZ we're DRIPPING.   Content warnings: sex jokes and stuff

Okay, so this episode WAS supposed to be about Zacchaeus (you know--the short guy who climbs up in a tree?), but we got distracted. Content warning: language, sex stuff, scat reference

Dear Daddy God, Sorry. I mean, Daddy God. Sorry. Daddy God. Sorry, I mean, Daddy God. Also, we talk about mission trips:   Content warning: Sexual references (probably)

The Sermon on the Mount is WEAKSAUCE. Scott tries to guess if something is LIONEL RICHIE or a WORSHIP SONG. Also, you won't BELIEVE what this twelve-year-old said when his parents found him after THREE (five?) DAYS! Content warning: sexual content (yep), profanity, mentions of death

WHOSE CLOTHES WILL BE LEFT BEHIND? And HOW MANY CLICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE BRIDGE? TERMINATOR TAKING OVER CHURCH!?!?

ALIENS. BROTHERS. MURDER. WAIT NOT MURDER. KIDNAPPING THOUGH.   Content warning: sexy donny osmond

Christian? Drag? MUSIC? USHERS!? PROBLEMATIC VERSES THAT HAVE INFORMED SOCIETIES OF PATRIARCHY!?!? We've got it all, kid. Content warning: sexual content (we're so sorry)

The boys talking about the IMPORTANCE of Christians in the media... and then Moses kills a bunch of people in wild and crazy ways.   Content warnings: language, mentions of death and violence

How's your heart? The boyz talk about prayer.

Speaking in tongues, pentecost, trying not to die while getting baptized, and church halloween.   Content warnings: swearing, sexual innuendos

STORE YOUR TREASURES UP! We're talking about God's house in the sky! We also talk about a REALLY awful pastor AND--speaking of Heaven--we talk about the Seventh one! Evan tells a great joke, too.   Content warnings: language, sexy language, and mentions of racism.

The boys talk about upset grandpas going to college, nerdy college ministry days, and verses about forgiveness.   Content warnings: language and adult content

Scott and Evan talk about hell. And journaling. And Rob Bell. And hell. And Evan also makes Scott cry... kinda.   Content warnings: suicide, hell, language

One of the WILDEST stories in the Bible. Will Abraham sacrifice his son?? Also. Evan and Scott also talk about women in positions of preaching.   Content warning: sacrifice, the usual lewd speak, etc.

Of course, the first church meeting is about schlongs. Scott and Evan also talk about megachurches and early 2000s Christian worship music.   Content warning: I mean... we talk about penises a lot in this episode. So... sex and language.

Gideon's got that DAAWG in him. We also discuss Chic-Fil-A.   Content warnings:   Mentions of violence, sexual acts, and two guys just beating a dead horse for 56 minutes.

Buckle up, buckaroos! We have steamy old pastors, Captain Falcon ACCEPTS  CHRIST, and Job WINS a replacement family after enduring God's gauntlet of suffering.   Content warning: Mentions of suicide, gun violence, sex, death, and language

Scott and Evan discuss the Love Dare, Fireproof, Ryan Foley, and then Scott makes a herculean attempt at interpreting Song 3--and to his surprise, Song 4.   Content warnings: Mentions of Gun violence, foul language, and sex.

Who has the MANLIEST church?? And what is a GIRAFFE doing wearing HEADPHONES in a commercial about going to see his brethren in captivity in Kentucky!? Scott and Evan also talk about a metal kill in the book of Numbers.   Content warning: Bible murder, language (mostly Evan), and inaccurate depictions of giraffes

It wasn't easy... but nothing is. Scott tries to interpret Song of Solomon Chapter 2. The fellas talk about being AV guys at church. And Evan probably ensures we never go on the 700 Club ever. Content warning: Sex. Lots. Even if Scott says there isn't.

Saul encounters Gilbert GODfried in this whacky zany episode!!

Song of Solomon is NOT about S3X (according to Scott). Evan and Scott also saw some cool movies. They also come across a verse in the Bible that they can't make a joke about. Content warnings: NOT S3X.

HIDE THE EGGS! IT'S EASTER TIME! We talk about the stories surrounding the resurrection of Jesus as well as Easter services.

Seminaries HATE these guys, but PASTORS love them! Also, what on God's blue Earth was happening on Noah's ark? Content warnings: Animal death, human death, and.... like, a lot of death

The STEAMIEST love story in the BIBLE. And WORSHIP LEADER has been COPYRIGHTED?! It's getting crazy, fam.   I shouldn't say "fam."

The TRUTH About Vacation Bible School. Christian CRUISES. And the boys talk about Jericho.