Episodes
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Gianni Infantino has finally gone too far
On the show today: - Sebastian Bassong caught jumping the tube barriers - The detective agency behind Michael Owen’s sexting scandal - Gianni Infantino has finally gone too far EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Get…
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China deleted Kylian Mbappe from the internet
On the show today: - Kylian Mbappe is ERASED from China - Lamine Yamal’s dad has an airport scrap - Bank-robbing club owner who subs himself on EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Get access to Famously: Spotify:...
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Elvis: 250 fans stripped him naked (part 1)
This is the first ever episode of Famously, a new podcast from The Upshot about famous rogues, rockstars and wrong'uns. Get part two right now on the Famously feed: Apple Spotify He was the most famous rockstar of the 20th century. So how did Elvis end up an obese wreck, dead on the toilet at 42,...
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The Ballon d’Or hero who shagged a spy
On the show today: - The Ballon d’Or hero who shagged a communist spy - Jim Ratcliffe’s meddling in the Old Trafford kitchens - China turns on Kylian Mbappe EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Get early access to Famously:...
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Gary Neville is stealing from us
On the show today: - Richarlison has his private island stolen - Ian Botham is electrocuting people’s knobs - Gary Neville is stealing from The Upshot Get early access to Famously: upshot.email/famously Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links...
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Messi kiss n’ tell, Ronaldo vs Simon Jordan, and Lee Andrews fakes his own death
On the show today: Messi’s kiss and tell Ronaldo comes for Simon Jordan Lee Andrews fakes his own death EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers JPs Gossip Hotline -...
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Ronaldo’s tantrum, Messi’s miserable farewell, and Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea
On the show today: - Cristiano Ronaldo’s tantrum in Copenhagen - Messi’s miserable farewell tour - And Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Subscribe to our Patreon:...
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Man City’s unlikely nemesis, Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban and Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip
On the show today: - Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban - Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip - And the sniper-dodging renegade who brought down Man City EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Subscribe to our Patreon:...
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Mourinho’s meltdown, Diego Costa bullying kids and JJ Gabriel’s mental dad
On the show today: - Mourinho’s having a meltdown - Liam Rosenior gets his revenge - And English football has a new bastard genius If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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Why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers?
On the show today: - Wayne Rooney’s hotel room sesh - The West Ham star accused of kidnapping a film director - And why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers? Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact...
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What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll?
On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe threatens to burn his enemy’s house down - Bernie Ecclestone caught smuggling guns again. - What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll? For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Kygo Jo -...
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Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children
On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children - Brighton’s bus driver snorting gear on the job - Pakistan’s genital warts scandal EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe...
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The first sex scandal of the Premier League season
On the show today: - Premier League gets its first sex scandal of the season - Keys and Gray are back - Egypt manager hospitalised by a fight between his two wives JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your...
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WWF’s Attitude era: daddy’s coming home (part two)
Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers IFF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE SHOT IS COOKIN’If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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WWF’s Attitude era: sex, drugs and Vince McMahon (part one)
Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersIn the mid ‘90s, WWF was in chaos.Reeling from drug scandals and trailing rivals in the ratings.It was time to get NASTY.Vince McMahon cranked up the sex and violence, and brought in unhinged storylines about…
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Today I feel… horny: Infantino’s secret mistress
On the show today: Gianni Infantino’s sex scandal, the crime boss busted on the padel court and why is Ange Postocoglou cruising round in his boxers? Subscribe to our Patreon and get an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault…
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Is this the end for Gianni Infantino?
On the show today: - Gianni Infantino clings on for dear life - Danny Cipriani’s “tacky and distasteful” wedding - And which France international pooed in someone’s mouth at a party? If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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Gianni Infantino’s new power grab
On the show today: - Gianni Infantino’s next power grab - World Cup star’s cocaine arrest - Idi Amin returns to haunt England Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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Argentina schadenfreude special
On the show today: - Riots on the streets of Buenos Aires. - Phil Neville shirt swap humiliation. - World Cup final ref’s sex party scandal JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Upshot hats - https://payhip.com/b/vM3Jo If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330…
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Gianni Infantino: today I feel gay (part two)
Welcome back…. Gianni Infantino has fallen out with his best friend, noshed off a load of Qatari sheikhs and let the world know what a massive bell end he is. But the scandals are only just getting started. Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that…
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Argentina turns on Gary Neville: a semi final special
On the show today: - Naked England fans cartwheeling in Benidorm - Gary Neville’s slapped down in Argentina - Lee Andrews back in the slammer If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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Gianni Infantino: the most hated man in football (part one)
In a parallel universe, Gianni Infantino is a faceless functionary in a drab Glattbrugg lawyers’ office. But somehow this charmless blazer has wooed Donald Trump, partied with the Kardashians and wormed his way into the Middle East peace process. He did kick ups with Putin, cosied up to Salt Bae...
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Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer
On the show today: - Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer. - The Norwegian stars who had an orgy on the pitch. - We hear from England fans caught in car tipping chaos in Mexico If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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The secrets & scandals of France's 2010 World Cup squad
France’s 2010 World Cup squad was absolutely full of wrong’uns. From illegal organ harvesting to sex tape blackmail, meet the mutinous French mob who had a meltdown in South Africa. Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact...
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David Beckham’s awkward reunion
On the show today: - Hysteria and backstabbing as big dogs crash out the World Cup - David Beckham’s awkward reunion - Ben Stokes’ big moment is overshadowed by a pundit’s shagging JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330…
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The secrets & scandals of England's 2006 World Cup squad
The England squad that flew to Germany 20 years ago was packed with absolute wrong'uns. From shagging grannies to battering DJs, meet England's last golden generation… If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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World Cup 2026 gets its first sex scandal
On the show today: - England fans robbing post offices - The real reason Roberto Martinez stuck with Ronaldo - Aaaand World Cup’s get its first sex scandal - more on that later JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that...
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The secrets & scandals of Brazil's 2002 World Cup winners
Brazil’s Class of 2002 was filled with scintillating shaggers and absolute wrong'uns. From fake lottery scams to 15-year-old fiancees, meet the World Cup's wildest winners… If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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World Cup ‘26: Wife stealing strikers & Ecuador’s strip club sesh in NYC
On the show today: - Scotland’s wife-stealing striker - Ecuador’s New York strip club adventures - Has Anthony Joshua been CLONED Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit...
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Thomas Tuchel’s World Cup dogging hotspot
On the show today: - Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City? - The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap - Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links: Mexican Wave -...
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England 2007-2017: that’s why mugs lose to Iceland (part two)
England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation. And what comes next is even worse… In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings. If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your...
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Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest
On the show today: - Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest - Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops - Amir Khan’s caveman sexts If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact...
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England’s terrible 2010s: wallies, WAGs and webcams
Get part 2 instantly when you subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Miami, 2014. Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras. The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on. But for…
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Arsenal wrong’uns XI: Pizza Hut scraps and Hong Kong police chases
From chainsaw attackers to Nicklas Bendtner, we debate the funniest Arsenal players of all time… If you’ve had any accident that wasn’t your fault, call Injury Lawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit:...
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Pep’s drug scandal and a twist in the Katie Price kidnap saga
Unlock the Patreon version and get an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/upshottowersOn the show today:- Pep’s drug scandal- More insane twists in Katie Price kidnap saga- Evangelos Marinakis’s punch up in the standsIf you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U…
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Rat poison cocktails: an Enhanced Games special (bonus ep with Redhanded podcast)
Doping was once a noble art, where Victorian eccentrics plied human guinea pigs with rat poison cocktails and cocaine enemas. But with the launch of the Enhanced Games, it’s gone professional. To celebrate this Las Vegas freakshow, we join legendary true crime podcast Redhanded for a special…
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Bukayo Saka and Declan Rice’s 5am bender
On the show today: Saka and Rice’s 5am bender, the Formula 1 stripper drought, and has Katie Price’s Chelsea husband been KIDNAPPED? Whatsapp JP’s gossip line on: 07354 079 834 Links from the pod: Arsenal training ground celebrations:...
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Mason Greenwood has finally gone too far
On the pod today: Neymar slaps a wonderkid, Aubameyang scraps with a club exec, and has Mason Greenwood finally gone too far? Join The Upshot’s patreon for our episodes on the wild life stories of sport’s biggest names. Patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Theo Hernandez’s “escort…
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Roman Abramovich: poisoned by the KGB (part two)
Roman’s rags to riches tale turns to chaos as his Chelsea stars start wife swapping, he buys the moon, and gets poisoned by the KGB. Links from the pod: - Terry slip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnZz0kBnqs - Torres goal against Barca with the Nevgasm:...
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Roman Abramovich: a murder every 3 days (part one)
Get part 2 instantly when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers In his early twenties, Roman Abramovich was schlepping 1,000 miles to sell rubber ducks in Russia’s freezing north. A decade later he was Russia’s second richest man, best pals with Putin and a Premier League champion....
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Has Matt Le Tissier finally lost his mind?
On the pod today: Matt Le Tissier’s latest madcap theory, Clive Tyldesley’s backseat bonking and Jack Grealish on the sesh again. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the show: David Haye on I’m a celeb:...
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F1’s naughty 90s: prison, princesses and pitlane punch-ups
In the 1990s, F1 was filled with reckless mavericks. And their antics off the track make Drive to Survive look like Herbie the Lovebug. They trashed hotel rooms, teargassed taxi drivers and had trysts with princesses on car bonnets. From pitlane punch-ups to the rise of Katie Price, this is the...
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Michael Jordan: f*** them kids | Part two
Michael Jordan might be an Olympic hero and NBA champion, but he’s got a smaller knob than Scottie Pippen and he’s just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer. Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back? For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the...
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Michael Jordan: he still owes me that 75 cents | Part one
The 1990s were a different time. You could smoke on planes, recite your best friend’s phone number, and get noshed off in the Oval Office. And the biggest star on the planet was a tight-fisted genius from Teachy, North Carolina: Michael Jordan. He broke bread with drug barons, paid off his...
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Ashley Cole: one call changed everything | Part two (with George Cooper)
It’s 2005 and Ashley Cole is riding high, tearing up the Premier League and shacked up with Britain’s biggest heartthrob. But the papers are out to get him… For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Gaudy wedding pics: https://share.google/8L0PzHOVPkZupUl5V…
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Ashley Cole: girls allowed | Part one (with George Cooper)
In the naughty noughties, no one did tabloid scandal like Ashley Cole… Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Access content not available in your region with Nord VPN: Go to nordvpn.com/upshot - our link will also give you 4 extra months on the…
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OLD GOLD | Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!
In light of Tiger's latest crash, we're reposting this fan favourite episode which we first released in 2023. Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter. No one does scandals like Tiger Woods. But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle...
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Keys and Gray: it was just banter | Part two (with George Wilde)
The pair are destroyed by a series of videos showing them at their absolute worst. We revel in the fall out and the recovery, as Keys and Gray decamp to Qatar, settle old scores with their enemies, and both are rocked by more sex scandals. And of course, we answer the big question: Smash It? For...
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Keys and Gray: smash it? | Part one (with George Wilde)
When Richard Keys and Andy Gray burst onto our screens in the early 90s, they were a breath of fresh air. But behind the scenes, the pair turned the Sky Sports studio into a seedy boys club. They were forced out in disgrace, and that was just the start… From parties with pornstars to banging…
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Joey Barton back behind bars | Extra shot
On the show today: - Joey Barton is in trouble with the law twice in one day - Wayne Rooney trousers down - Boris Beckers tales of Diddy’s freak-offs. For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the pod: Eni Aluko’s Declan Rice conspiracy theory:...