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World Cup 2026 gets its first sex scandal

The secrets & scandals of Brazil's 2002 World Cup winners

World Cup ‘26: Wife stealing strikers & Ecuador’s strip club sesh in NYC

Thomas Tuchel’s World Cup dogging hotspot

England 2007-2017: that’s why mugs lose to Iceland (part two)

Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest

England’s terrible 2010s: wallies, WAGs and webcams

Arsenal wrong’uns XI: Pizza Hut scraps and Hong Kong police chases

Pep’s drug scandal and a twist in the Katie Price kidnap saga

Rat poison cocktails: an Enhanced Games special (bonus ep with Redhanded podcast)

Bukayo Saka and Declan Rice’s 5am bender

Mason Greenwood has finally gone too far

Roman Abramovich: poisoned by the KGB (part two)

Roman Abramovich: a murder every 3 days (part one)

Has Matt Le Tissier finally lost his mind?

F1’s naughty 90s: prison, princesses and pitlane punch-ups

Michael Jordan: f*** them kids | Part two

Michael Jordan: he still owes me that 75 cents | Part one

Ashley Cole: one call changed everything | Part two (with George Cooper)

Ashley Cole: girls allowed | Part one (with George Cooper)

OLD GOLD | Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!

Keys and Gray: it was just banter | Part two (with George Wilde)

Keys and Gray: smash it? | Part one (with George Wilde)

Joey Barton back behind bars | Extra shot

OLD GOLD | Neil Warnock: he'd fookin' die for you lot

The footballer who took LSD before matches (with Charlie Milner)

Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two

Conor McGregor: the scummiest man on the planet | Part one

Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh)

Winter Olympics: Hitler’s mistress and hot tub orgies

Mikhalio Mudryk is banned AGAIN | Extra Shot

Graeme Souness: for me that cat’s done nothing wrong (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part two

Graeme Souness: he’s scared of the tea lady (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part one

Lutz Pfannenstiel: he kidnapped a penguin (with Jason Manford)

Ruben Amorim: we are the worst team in Man United history

Thomas Tuchel on the pull in Notting Hill | The funniest stories in sport this week

Love triangles and landlords from hell: AFCON’s wildest scandals

Luke Littler: Darts. Kebabs. Vapes. In that order.

Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025

Fake Sheikh: the king of the sting UNMASKED (part two)

Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week

Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one)

Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week

The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie)

Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week

Kevin Keegan: a series of unfortunate events

John Terry fights to free Charles Bronson | The funniest stories in sport this week

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: get the milk, asshole (with Joel Golby)

Joe Marler’s big day out is RUINED | The funniest stories in sport this week

Matt Le Tissier: how a Prem legend went tin foil hat (part two)

I was bullied by Brooklyn Beckham | The funniest stories in sport this week

Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one)

Jake Humphrey’s curse claims another victim | The funniest stories in sport this week

Silvio Berlusconi: Bunga Bunga Presidente (part two)

Martin O’Neill’s Yorkshire Ripper run in | Extra shot

Silvio Berlusconi: the seediest man in football (part one)

Jack Grealish on the sesh in Dubai | Extra shot

Mickey Thomas: Welcome to Wrectum

FIFA unveil a new grift and why Mbappe is jealous of Joe Willock | Extra shot

Muhammad Ali: below the belt (part two) | with Frazer Clarke

Alan Sugar fires Jamie Redknapp and more of the funniest stories this week | Extra shot

Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one)

Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot

Serial killers and sordid sagas on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two)

Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot

Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one)

Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot

Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown

Neymar inherits a billion dollars | Extra shot

Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked

Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot

Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story

Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot

Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son

Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot

Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell

Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three

Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot

Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two

Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot

Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one

Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot

Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two

Inside Daniel Dubois' 'insane' pre-fight house party | Extra shot

Kevin Pietersen: England’s arsehole genius (with Fin Taylor) | Part one

Oasis: a family full of eccentrics | Part 1 (Free Patreon episode)

Lamine Yamal’s super seedy 18th | Extra shot

Novak Djokovic: a little party never killed nobody (with Josh Berry) | Part two

What Robbie Savage’s colleagues really think about him | Extra shot

Novak Djokovic: magic potions and mafia car chases (with Josh Berry) | Part one

Saudi football’s first sex scandal | Extra shot

Mark Bosnich: it was a joke and I’m so sorry (with The Grade Cricketer)

We went dogging on Wimbledon Common

Rio Ferdinand: he’s da soul snatcher (part two)

Michael Carroll: the Lotto lout (patreon teaser)

The Scouse Hitler

Rio Ferdinand: the geezers were going yeahhhhh (part one)

Quincy Promes is coming home

Spice Boys: Liverpool’s naughty 90s

Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty

Drug lord midfielders and strikers sold for sausages: The Upshot v Rest of the World

A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers

Bank robbers and porn kings: football’s craziest owners

Kieran Trippier’s strip club stitch up

Gary and Wayne Lineker: naughty and nice

Arne Slot on the sesh in Ibiza

Ryan Giggs: he was always a dirty dog (part two)

Adolescence star Stephen Graham’s referee meltdown

Ryan Giggs: I scored first bruv (part one)

Cole Palmer’s Dubai dealer and bong hits at the NFL draft

Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two)

FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot

Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one)

Luis Suarez bites again

Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars

Elton John’s grubby game of dice

Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two)

Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra?

Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one)

Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid

Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure

Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day

I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers

Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted

Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk

Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation

Gazza: dancing naked on the table

Diego Costa’s Bible bonk

David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga

Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud

Danny Cipriani: he is the Cheeky Boy

Iniesta’s secret gun smuggling plot

Andy van der Meyde: I craved naked women

Iker Casillas lost in f*ckland

Eric Cantona: a seedier part of town (part two)

Serie A legend arrested for coke smuggling

Eric Cantona: do not resist the forbidden fruit (part one)

John Terry returns to haunt Wayne Bridge

Nick Kyrgios: he banged your girlfriend bro

Is Jake Humphrey a bellend?

Maradona the manager: keep on sucking (part 2)

Boca Juniors’ syphilis outbreak

Maradona the manager: all the gear but no idea (part 1)

Burglars, bullseyes, and bathtubs of wine: let’s play darts!

Jordan Henderson’s Amsterdam sauna adventures

Poison attacks and cannibal scientists: the twisted world of ballet

Drug smuggling wingers and tasered England stars: 2024’s wildest stories

Liverpool’s coke-fuelled Christmas bash

George Best: where did it all go wrong? (part two)

Sobbing and screaming at the Pogba witch trials

George Best: booze, Bond girls and bust-ups (part one)

Mesut Ozil’s mugger speaks out

Hulk Hogan: sex, lies and videotape

Yet another David Coote scandal

Jack Grealish: the best thing since sliced veg

Conor McGregor tracks down his teenage tormentors

Mike Tyson: I’ll eat your children (part 3)

Mike Tyson: end of an eara (part two)

Refs on the sesh and Des Lynam’s saucy past

Mike Tyson: the scariest man on the planet (part one)

Jar Jar Bonks: Episode III

Erik Ten Hag: the damned United

Vinicius Junior’s sad 7am sesh

Hamraoui Affair: civil war at PSG (pt.2)

Masked hitmen and flings with Eric Abidal: the Hamraoui Affair (pt.1)

Zinchenko’s kitchen nightmares

Wife swapping and pitchers on LSD: baseball’s seedy century

Thomas Tuchel moaning, groaning and barking

Duncan Ferguson: I knocked the burglar’s teeth out

Celtic striker’s 100 mph police chase

Jamie Carragher: the Red who lost his head

Jens Lehmann back in cuffs

Warmongering soldiers and slum landlords: a Champions League preview

Oleksandr Usyk’s Ryanair nightmare

Sven-Göran Eriksson: England’s naughty national treasure

Jermaine Defoe’s backseat rendezvous

Kaiser: football’s greatest conman

Steve McClaren passes the dutchie

Andre Agassi: meth, mullets and a very mental dad

Quincy Promes breaks out the slammer

Thomas Gravesen: i’m going to kill you, lad

Jermaine Jenas’ sexting scandal

Ronaldo: booze, burgers and Brazilian booty

Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry

Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties

Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree

Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged

Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party

Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics

Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak

Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024

England’s sex scandal epidemic

Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts

‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France

Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver

Naughty Dorty: a semi final special

Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension

Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out

Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life

Erling Haaland’s party raided by police

Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich?

Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed

Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024

PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother

WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006

Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution

Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century

Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster

Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story

Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece

Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you

Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up

Tyson Fury: ya big dosser

Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police

Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt

England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash

Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks

David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing

Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness

Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday

OJ Simpson: he definitely did it

Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards

John Daly: let’s party cocksucker

Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again

Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special

Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas

Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns

Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap

Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats

Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines

Faustino Asprilla: Colombia’s finest export

Extra shot: Jadon Sancho’s playstation addiction and cocaine smuggler Quincy Promes back in cuffs

John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend

Surprise Shot: the Christian Horner WhatsApp leak

Extra shot: Mourinho’s undercover nemesis and George Best’s Bond Girl bust-up

F1: the stories Drive to Survive won't tell you

Extra shot: Premier League weed farms and a Tinder date gone wrong

Jesé Rodriguez: a wonderkid gone wild

Extra shot: Heung-Min Son’s hotel scrap and an FA Cup love triangle

Touré of booty: Kolo and Yaya’s outrageous adventures

Extra Shot: Beckham hounded out of Hong Kong and Christian Horner’s ‘inappropriate pic’

Hitmen, uzis and nautical gangbangs: the NFL’s biggest wrong’uns

Extra Shot: Rashford’s miserable bender and pornstars crash Mahrez’s Eid party

Harry Redknapp: he’s not a fackin’ wheeler dealer

Extra Shot: defenders snogging dogs and Pele's secret lovechild

Graham Stack: Arsenal’s unruly Invincible

Extra Shot: commentators on coke and Ronnie O’Sullivan’s filthy habit

Mario Balotelli: the Italian Nutjob

Extra Shot: porn star keepers and that Sadio Mane rumour

Crack pipes and grave robbing: snooker’s golden age

Diego Maradona and Napoli: mafia pacts and benders at the Vatican

Unhinged ultras and car chases: the wildest stories of 2023

Steve Bruce: The No.1 Geordies’ Detective Agency

Joey Barton: This Charmless Man

Crazy Gang: how to win cups and traumatise people

Galácticos: Real Madrid’s sesh-head superstars

Erling Haaland: I eat the heart and liver (with Lars Sivertsen)

Ian Botham: weed, wickets and waitresses (with Dom Joly)

Roy Keane: shove it up your bollocks

Adrian Mutu: all the gear but no idea

Serie A stalkers and rugby-playing cannibals: a Halloween special

David Beckham: the stories Netflix won’t tell you

Sacre Bleu! French football’s strange and sordid decade

Mike Ashley: Sports Direct’s biggest mug

Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!

Neil Warnock: he’d fookin’ die for you lot

Wayne Rooney: the gran, the myth, the legend

Rugby’s biggest reprobates: drink, drugs and “disgusting forfeits”

Mauro and Wanda Icardi: football’s wildest romance

Michael Owen: England's weirdo wonderkid

Ronaldinho: Parties, prison and polygamy

Biggest wrong'uns of the 2023/24 Premier League season

Shane Warne: Spin, sex and suspicious partners

Nicklas Bendtner: Boob job blackmail and bedding Baronesses

Chelsea’s season from hell: Blunders, bust-ups and Boehly

The scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant

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