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Why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers?

What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll?

Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children

The first sex scandal of the Premier League season

WWF’s Attitude era: daddy’s coming home (part two)

WWF’s Attitude era: sex, drugs and Vince McMahon (part one)

Today I feel… horny: Infantino’s secret mistress

Is this the end for Gianni Infantino?

Gianni Infantino’s new power grab

Argentina schadenfreude special

Gianni Infantino: today I feel gay (part two)

Argentina turns on Gary Neville: a semi final special

Gianni Infantino: the most hated man in football (part one)

Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer

The secrets & scandals of France's 2010 World Cup squad

David Beckham’s awkward reunion

The secrets & scandals of England's 2006 World Cup squad

World Cup 2026 gets its first sex scandal

The secrets & scandals of Brazil's 2002 World Cup winners

World Cup ‘26: Wife stealing strikers & Ecuador’s strip club sesh in NYC

Thomas Tuchel’s World Cup dogging hotspot

England 2007-2017: that’s why mugs lose to Iceland (part two)

Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest

England’s terrible 2010s: wallies, WAGs and webcams

Arsenal wrong’uns XI: Pizza Hut scraps and Hong Kong police chases

Pep’s drug scandal and a twist in the Katie Price kidnap saga

Rat poison cocktails: an Enhanced Games special (bonus ep with Redhanded podcast)

Bukayo Saka and Declan Rice’s 5am bender

Mason Greenwood has finally gone too far

Roman Abramovich: poisoned by the KGB (part two)

Roman Abramovich: a murder every 3 days (part one)

Has Matt Le Tissier finally lost his mind?

F1’s naughty 90s: prison, princesses and pitlane punch-ups

Michael Jordan: f*** them kids | Part two

Michael Jordan: he still owes me that 75 cents | Part one

Ashley Cole: one call changed everything | Part two (with George Cooper)

Ashley Cole: girls allowed | Part one (with George Cooper)

OLD GOLD | Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!

Keys and Gray: it was just banter | Part two (with George Wilde)

Keys and Gray: smash it? | Part one (with George Wilde)

Joey Barton back behind bars | Extra shot

OLD GOLD | Neil Warnock: he'd fookin' die for you lot

The footballer who took LSD before matches (with Charlie Milner)

Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two

Conor McGregor: the scummiest man on the planet | Part one

Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh)

Winter Olympics: Hitler’s mistress and hot tub orgies

Mikhalio Mudryk is banned AGAIN | Extra Shot

Graeme Souness: for me that cat’s done nothing wrong (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part two

Graeme Souness: he’s scared of the tea lady (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part one

Lutz Pfannenstiel: he kidnapped a penguin (with Jason Manford)

Ruben Amorim: we are the worst team in Man United history

Thomas Tuchel on the pull in Notting Hill | The funniest stories in sport this week

Love triangles and landlords from hell: AFCON’s wildest scandals

Luke Littler: Darts. Kebabs. Vapes. In that order.

Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025

Fake Sheikh: the king of the sting UNMASKED (part two)

Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week

Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one)

Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week

The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie)

Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week

Kevin Keegan: a series of unfortunate events

John Terry fights to free Charles Bronson | The funniest stories in sport this week

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: get the milk, asshole (with Joel Golby)

Joe Marler’s big day out is RUINED | The funniest stories in sport this week

Matt Le Tissier: how a Prem legend went tin foil hat (part two)

I was bullied by Brooklyn Beckham | The funniest stories in sport this week

Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one)

Jake Humphrey’s curse claims another victim | The funniest stories in sport this week

Silvio Berlusconi: Bunga Bunga Presidente (part two)

Martin O’Neill’s Yorkshire Ripper run in | Extra shot

Silvio Berlusconi: the seediest man in football (part one)

Jack Grealish on the sesh in Dubai | Extra shot

Mickey Thomas: Welcome to Wrectum

FIFA unveil a new grift and why Mbappe is jealous of Joe Willock | Extra shot

Muhammad Ali: below the belt (part two) | with Frazer Clarke

Alan Sugar fires Jamie Redknapp and more of the funniest stories this week | Extra shot

Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one)

Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot

Serial killers and sordid sagas on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two)

Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot

Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one)

Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot

Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown

Neymar inherits a billion dollars | Extra shot

Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked

Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot

Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story

Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot

Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son

Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot

Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell

Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three

Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot

Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two

Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot

Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one

Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot

Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two

Inside Daniel Dubois' 'insane' pre-fight house party | Extra shot

Kevin Pietersen: England’s arsehole genius (with Fin Taylor) | Part one

Oasis: a family full of eccentrics | Part 1 (Free Patreon episode)

Lamine Yamal’s super seedy 18th | Extra shot

Novak Djokovic: a little party never killed nobody (with Josh Berry) | Part two

What Robbie Savage’s colleagues really think about him | Extra shot

Novak Djokovic: magic potions and mafia car chases (with Josh Berry) | Part one

Saudi football’s first sex scandal | Extra shot

Mark Bosnich: it was a joke and I’m so sorry (with The Grade Cricketer)

We went dogging on Wimbledon Common

Rio Ferdinand: he’s da soul snatcher (part two)

Michael Carroll: the Lotto lout (patreon teaser)

The Scouse Hitler

Rio Ferdinand: the geezers were going yeahhhhh (part one)

Quincy Promes is coming home

Spice Boys: Liverpool’s naughty 90s

Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty

Drug lord midfielders and strikers sold for sausages: The Upshot v Rest of the World

A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers

Bank robbers and porn kings: football’s craziest owners

Kieran Trippier’s strip club stitch up

Gary and Wayne Lineker: naughty and nice

Arne Slot on the sesh in Ibiza

Ryan Giggs: he was always a dirty dog (part two)

Adolescence star Stephen Graham’s referee meltdown

Ryan Giggs: I scored first bruv (part one)

Cole Palmer’s Dubai dealer and bong hits at the NFL draft

Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two)

FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot

Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one)

Luis Suarez bites again

Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars

Elton John’s grubby game of dice

Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two)

Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra?

Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one)

Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid

Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure

Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day

I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers

Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted

Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk

Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation

Gazza: dancing naked on the table

Diego Costa’s Bible bonk

David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga

Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud

Danny Cipriani: he is the Cheeky Boy

Iniesta’s secret gun smuggling plot

Andy van der Meyde: I craved naked women

Iker Casillas lost in f*ckland

Eric Cantona: a seedier part of town (part two)

Serie A legend arrested for coke smuggling

Eric Cantona: do not resist the forbidden fruit (part one)

John Terry returns to haunt Wayne Bridge

Nick Kyrgios: he banged your girlfriend bro

Is Jake Humphrey a bellend?

Maradona the manager: keep on sucking (part 2)

Boca Juniors’ syphilis outbreak

Maradona the manager: all the gear but no idea (part 1)

Burglars, bullseyes, and bathtubs of wine: let’s play darts!

Jordan Henderson’s Amsterdam sauna adventures

Poison attacks and cannibal scientists: the twisted world of ballet

Drug smuggling wingers and tasered England stars: 2024’s wildest stories

Liverpool’s coke-fuelled Christmas bash

George Best: where did it all go wrong? (part two)

Sobbing and screaming at the Pogba witch trials

George Best: booze, Bond girls and bust-ups (part one)

Mesut Ozil’s mugger speaks out

Hulk Hogan: sex, lies and videotape

Yet another David Coote scandal

Jack Grealish: the best thing since sliced veg

Conor McGregor tracks down his teenage tormentors

Mike Tyson: I’ll eat your children (part 3)

Mike Tyson: end of an eara (part two)

Refs on the sesh and Des Lynam’s saucy past

Mike Tyson: the scariest man on the planet (part one)

Jar Jar Bonks: Episode III

Erik Ten Hag: the damned United

Vinicius Junior’s sad 7am sesh

Hamraoui Affair: civil war at PSG (pt.2)

Masked hitmen and flings with Eric Abidal: the Hamraoui Affair (pt.1)

Zinchenko’s kitchen nightmares

Wife swapping and pitchers on LSD: baseball’s seedy century

Thomas Tuchel moaning, groaning and barking

Duncan Ferguson: I knocked the burglar’s teeth out

Celtic striker’s 100 mph police chase

Jamie Carragher: the Red who lost his head

Jens Lehmann back in cuffs

Warmongering soldiers and slum landlords: a Champions League preview

Oleksandr Usyk’s Ryanair nightmare

Sven-Göran Eriksson: England’s naughty national treasure

Jermaine Defoe’s backseat rendezvous

Kaiser: football’s greatest conman

Steve McClaren passes the dutchie

Andre Agassi: meth, mullets and a very mental dad

Quincy Promes breaks out the slammer

Thomas Gravesen: i’m going to kill you, lad

Jermaine Jenas’ sexting scandal

Ronaldo: booze, burgers and Brazilian booty

Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry

Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties

Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree

Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged

Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party

Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics

Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak

Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024

England’s sex scandal epidemic

Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts

‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France

Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver

Naughty Dorty: a semi final special

Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension

Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out

Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life

Erling Haaland’s party raided by police

Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich?

Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed

Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024

PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother

WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006

Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution

Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century

Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster

Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story

Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece

Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you

Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up

Tyson Fury: ya big dosser

Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police

Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt

England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash

Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks

David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing

Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness

Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday

OJ Simpson: he definitely did it

Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards

John Daly: let’s party cocksucker

Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again

Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special

Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas

Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns

Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap

Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats

Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines

Faustino Asprilla: Colombia’s finest export

Extra shot: Jadon Sancho’s playstation addiction and cocaine smuggler Quincy Promes back in cuffs

John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend

Surprise Shot: the Christian Horner WhatsApp leak

Extra shot: Mourinho’s undercover nemesis and George Best’s Bond Girl bust-up

F1: the stories Drive to Survive won't tell you

Extra shot: Premier League weed farms and a Tinder date gone wrong

Jesé Rodriguez: a wonderkid gone wild

Extra shot: Heung-Min Son’s hotel scrap and an FA Cup love triangle

Touré of booty: Kolo and Yaya’s outrageous adventures

Extra Shot: Beckham hounded out of Hong Kong and Christian Horner’s ‘inappropriate pic’

Hitmen, uzis and nautical gangbangs: the NFL’s biggest wrong’uns

Extra Shot: Rashford’s miserable bender and pornstars crash Mahrez’s Eid party

Harry Redknapp: he’s not a fackin’ wheeler dealer

Extra Shot: defenders snogging dogs and Pele's secret lovechild

Graham Stack: Arsenal’s unruly Invincible

Extra Shot: commentators on coke and Ronnie O’Sullivan’s filthy habit

Mario Balotelli: the Italian Nutjob

Extra Shot: porn star keepers and that Sadio Mane rumour

Crack pipes and grave robbing: snooker’s golden age

Diego Maradona and Napoli: mafia pacts and benders at the Vatican

Unhinged ultras and car chases: the wildest stories of 2023

Steve Bruce: The No.1 Geordies’ Detective Agency

Joey Barton: This Charmless Man

Crazy Gang: how to win cups and traumatise people

Galácticos: Real Madrid’s sesh-head superstars

Erling Haaland: I eat the heart and liver (with Lars Sivertsen)

Ian Botham: weed, wickets and waitresses (with Dom Joly)

Roy Keane: shove it up your bollocks

Adrian Mutu: all the gear but no idea

Serie A stalkers and rugby-playing cannibals: a Halloween special

David Beckham: the stories Netflix won’t tell you

Sacre Bleu! French football’s strange and sordid decade

Mike Ashley: Sports Direct’s biggest mug

Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!

Neil Warnock: he’d fookin’ die for you lot

Wayne Rooney: the gran, the myth, the legend

Rugby’s biggest reprobates: drink, drugs and “disgusting forfeits”

Mauro and Wanda Icardi: football’s wildest romance

Michael Owen: England's weirdo wonderkid

Ronaldinho: Parties, prison and polygamy

Biggest wrong'uns of the 2023/24 Premier League season

Shane Warne: Spin, sex and suspicious partners

Nicklas Bendtner: Boob job blackmail and bedding Baronesses

Chelsea’s season from hell: Blunders, bust-ups and Boehly

The scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant

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