The Vinyl Lounge

Cops, the TV Show.

What might be the advantages of monarchy and might they be available for Russian oligarchs?

Is there a hierarchy in heaven?

What would Gen Y be like in a global war?

What exactly was Fish doing in the toilet cubicle with Bazza kneeling in there too?

How do you find a contract killer?

Are you in the market for some spare body parts?

Scotto and The Fish discuss the pros and cons of marriage, especially for the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th time.

Scientists are always giving bad news, end of the world type talk. Now its another asteroid going to kill us. Fish has a great theory about science and religion

Maybe the lunatic Tea Party Republicans are right, there should be no government. Scotto has a idea.

Scotto and AP discuss the huge benefits of drugs in sport and the hero's it might create.

With new health and safety laws, being a mob hitman is not as easy as it used to be

AP has a sexy voice and should consider a career reading porn.

The boys discuss picking up on a Virgin flight and flying in America.

The story of the life and death of Jesus Christ narrated by Father Scotto.

Why is a dog's bum so important to a child's health? Scotto explains.

Scotto provides a synopsis of the ballet for the uninitiated.

Scotto is appalled by Toddlers and Tiaras.

Scotto and The Fish manage your lottery winnings.

Scotto, Bazza and The Fish's favourite porn music.

There are winners and losers in life. Which are you?

Gay marriage, Scotto asks, who is the husband and who is the wife?

Gay marriage, Scotto and the Fish have some thoughts and questions.

Mitt Romney the 1st Mormon President? What will it mean to the Top 1%?

Scotto is appalled the European Parliament screws the world one more time. Visit Hugh's Fish Fight for more details.

Scotto finally confesses he is responsible for the quality of Apple products.

British comedian, Stephen Fry, tweets the Vinyl Lounge personally, direct to their Twitter account. And aren't the boys excited.

Scotto didn't have quite as good an experience as he'd hoped applying for a Virgin Money High Flyer Credit Card.

For 30 years Fish believed Scotto was an arsehole because of TV editing.

Are treehuggers and Greenies really killing the planet?

Should underage criminals be named and shamed? Bloody oath!!

Fish says cooking show are causing obesity and Scotto goes even further, calls them "Fat People"

Jesus Christ wasn't killer by all Jews, so says the Pope. The bible was wrong on this bit.

Scotto's surrogacy plan is in disarray!

Gen X has now become Gen N. Narcissistic!

Fish is really lazy, but Gen X are even lazier.

Is having a baby by surrogate, like Nicole Kidman, the epitome of laziness?

Men kissing as a greeting, oral sex with a dog. Could there be a connection?

After being to a funeral, Scotto questions what's it like in heaven.

Were we really insensitive to a listeners feelings about the death of his cat? Probably!!!

The Commonwealth Games are upon us. Does anyone care?

We don't want to scare you, but the world is buggered again.

Mel Gibson is in trouble again.

Stephen Hawking, wrong again!

Travel report. What's it like in 1st class?

Should some people should just be taken out of the gene pool.

The Rudd Rubster

Do you want your blood tests to be done in India?

Would you pay $1500 to watch Britney Spears Lip Sync?

Fishy has a memory tip for Scotto's early dementia problems.