The Vinyl Lounge

Cops, the TV Show.

What might be the advantages of monarchy and might they be available for Russian oligarchs?

Is there a hierarchy in heaven?

What would Gen Y be like in a global war?

What exactly was Fish doing in the toilet cubicle with Bazza kneeling in there too?

How do you find a contract killer?

Are you in the market for some spare body parts?

Scotto and The Fish discuss the pros and cons of marriage, especially for the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th time.

Scientists are always giving bad news, end of the world type talk. Now its another asteroid going to kill us. Fish has a great theory about science and religion

Maybe the lunatic Tea Party Republicans are right, there should be no government. Scotto has a idea.

Scotto and AP discuss the huge benefits of drugs in sport and the hero's it might create.

With new health and safety laws, being a mob hitman is not as easy as it used to be

AP has a sexy voice and should consider a career reading porn.

The boys discuss picking up on a Virgin flight and flying in America.

The story of the life and death of Jesus Christ narrated by Father Scotto.

Why is a dog's arse so important to a childs health? Scotto explains.

Scotto provides a synopsis of the ballet for the uninitiated.

What is going on in these TV shows?.

Scotto and The Fish save your life by managing your lottery win for a small fee.

The boys fav porn music, use it for sex like they do.

There are winners and losers in life. Which are you?

Gay marriage, Scotto asks, who is the husband and who is the wife?

Gay marriage, Scotto and the Fish have some thoughts and questions.

Mitt Romney the 1st Mormon President? What will it mean to the Top 1%?

Scotto is appalled the European Parliment screws the world one more time. Visit Hugh's Fish Fight for more details.

Scotto finally confesses he is responsible for the quality of Apple products.

British comedian, Stephen Fry, tweets the Vinyl Lounge personally, direct to their Twitter account. And aren't the boys excited.

Scotto didn't have quite as good an experience as he'd hoped applying for a Virgin Money High Flyer Credit Card.

For 30 years Fish believed Scotto was an arsehole because of TV editing.Turns out, it was all TV's fault.

Are treehuggers and Greenies really killing the planet?

Should underage criminals be named and shamed? Bloody oath!!

Fish says cooking show are causing obesity and Scotto goes even further, calls them "Fat People"

Jesus Christ wasn't killer by all Jews, so says the Pope. The bible was wrong on this bit, what else might not have been right???

Scotto's grand plan to have an heir and a spare by a surrogate are in disaray after the goverment legislated against it. IS that fair?

Gen X has now become Gen N. Narcissistic!

Fish is really lazy, but Gen X are even lazier.

You have a baby by a surrogate mother, is that child going to have issues in later life?

Men kissing as a greeting, oral sex with a dog. COuld there be a connection?

After being to a funeral, Scotto questions what's it like in heaven.

Were we really insensitive to a listeners feelings about the death of his cat? Probably!!!

Is it even worth going if you only get a silver medal??

The world is in trouble again and what is the best advice?

Poor Mel, he's in trouble again, this time with his Russian girlfriend and a telephone.

Stephen Hawking just keeps putting his wheelchair in his mouth, this time it's aliens!

Scotto's travel tips, what is 1st Class like? Scottt fills you in.

Don't you think there are just some people who shouldn't be allowed to breed and keep the gene pool clean?

Does Prime Minister Rudd have a Harry Kewell groin obsession?

Do you want your blood tests to be done in India?

Would you pay $1500 to watch Britney Spears Lip Sinc?

Fishy has a memory tip for Scotto's early dementia problems.