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The Vinyl Lounge — 238 episodes
Cops, the TV Show.
EWhat might be the advantages of monarchy and might they be available for Russian oligarchs?
EIs there a hierarchy in heaven?
EWhat would Gen Y be like in a global war?
EWhat exactly was Fish doing in the toilet cubicle with Bazza kneeling in there too?
EHow do you find a contract killer?
EAre you in the market for some spare body parts?
EWhat do Scotto and The Fish really think of marriage?
EScientists are always giving bad news, end of the world type talk. Now its another asteroid going to kill us. Fish has a great theory about science and religion.
EMaybe the lunatic Tea Party Republicans are right, there should be no government. Scotto has a idea.
EScotto and AP discuss the huge benefits of drugs in sport and the hero's it might create.
EWith new health and safety laws, being a mob hitman is not as easy as it used to be.
EAP has a sexy voice and should consider a career reading porn.
EThe boys discuss picking up on a Virgin flight and flying in America.
EThe story of the life and death of Jesus Christ narrated by Father Scotto.
EWhy is a dog's arse so important to a childs health? Scotto explains.
EScotto provides a synopsis of the ballet for the uninitiated.
EScotto is appalled by Toddlers and Tiaras.
EScotto and The Fish manage your lottery winnings.
EScotto, Bazza and The Fish's favourite porn music.
EThere are winners and losers in life. Which are you?
EGay marriage, Scotto asks, who is the husband and who is the wife?
EGay marriage, Scotto and the Fish have some thoughts and questions.
EMitt Romney the 1st Mormon President? What will it mean to the Top 1%?
EScotto is appalled the European Parliment screws the world one more time. Visit Hugh's Fish Fight for more details.
EScotto finally confesses he is responsible for the quality of Apple products.
EBritish comedian, Stephen Fry, tweets the Vinyl Lounge personally, direct to their Twitter account. And aren't the boys excited.
EScotto's Virgin Money High Flyer credit card disappointment.
EFor 30 years Fish believed Scotto was an arsehole because of TV editing.
EAre treehuggers and Greenies really killing the planet?
EShould underage criminals be named and shamed? Bloody oath!!
EFish says cooking show are causing obesity and Scotto goes even further, calls them "Fat People".
EJesus Christ wasn't killer by all Jews, so says the Pope. The bible was wrong on this bit.
EScotto's surrogacy plan is in disaray!
EGen X has now become Gen N. Narcissistic!
EFish is really lazy, but Gen X are even lazier.
EIs having a baby by surrogate, like Nicole Kidman, the apitimy of laziness?
EMen kissing as a greeting, oral sex with a dog. COuld there be a connection?
EAfter being to a funeral, Scotto questions what's it like in heaven.
EWere we insensitive to a listeners feelings?
EThe Commonwealth Games are upon us.
EWe don't want to scare you, but the world is buggered again.
EMel Gibson is in trouble again.
EStephen Hawking, wrong again!
ETravel report. What's it like in 1st class?
EShould some people should just be taken out of the gene pool.
EThe Rudd Rubster
EDo you want your blood tests to be done in India?
EWould you pay $1500 to watch Britney Spears Lip Sinc?
EFishy has a memory tip for Scotto's early dementia problems.
EScotto has invited Fish to the ballet.
EFish wants to be a movie reviewer and what ever happened to?
EIf Michael Jackson had dropped one last turd, would you want to buy a slice?
EWill they clone Michael Jackson and then Maddona will adopt the babies.
EMaddona adopts children to teach them how to be servants.
EWhen Jacko gets to heaven will he jump the que and what are the rules for celebs in heaven?
EDo stars and celebs continue to have start status in heaven?
EDo you tear up when celebs die?
EPart 3 Nail Up Day. The Christ Gang takes over the world.
EPart 2 Nail Up Day. Religion and lions, the new world game.
ENail Up Day Part 1. The history of Easter.
EMaths is so useful in everyday life.
EFish gives his volunteering advice.
EIs it wrong to eat food in the toilet?
EWhy do politicians have to tear up during an tragedy?
EScotto delivers his new legal principles.
EIs there a reason the Vinyl Lounge show hasn't been bought by commercial radiostations?
EWe come up with an idea to save American cities, Cleveland in particular.
Ewho will win the US election?
EWhat are the problems of having an arm transplant?
EThe World Financial Crisis Part 2, Scotto explains "The Stock Market".
EThe World Financial Crisis Part 1, Scotto explains "Money".
EHave you ever thought about the design of pubic hair?
EWasn't God a great designer? Scotto has swung over to Creationism, Darwin is out, God is in.
EIs the Haydron Collider really just a scientific fiddle for hookers and booze?
EThe Lounge gives safe flying advice.
EWhat would Barack Obama's White House really be like?
EFish's thoughts on having a girlfriend.
EScotto likes to be accurate in his fantasies.
EFish shows his skills as a dream analyser.
EMore thoughts on God and Jesus Christ to coincide with Catholic World Youth Day.
EWhat does spanking Scotto's arse and Catholic World Youth Day have in common?
EBehind Catholic World Youth Day and its ramifications.
EGet ya bum done.
EIs the Bible true?
EGlobal food crisis and climate change.
EThe 1st wives club.
EThe truth behind ABBA's Fernando and the Lord's Prayer.
EIs Apple's Steve Jobs the true Anti-Christ?
EThe graphic results of child poverty sponsorship!
EThe Soft Cock Namby Pamby Younger Generation!
EIs being whipped during sex a crime?
EScotto loves to oil up and check oout Google images.
EDoes immigration equal cowadice or laziness?
EThe new seven deadly sins.
EGordon "Fucking" Ramsey.
EThe High Tech Japanese Toilets.
EThe BigMac index, the key to global finances.
EFish and Scotto talk with Mr P
EIs Scotto going to get married????
EDo you like our podcasts?
EIs there a Pubic Hair Fairy?
EThey are inflaming Islam again.
EHow many animals have died to feed Fish and Scotto?
EHow pathetic is Valentines Day.
EIts good to be the Queen.
EWe talk to Steve Doocy of Fox and Friends.
EFish describes his shower technique.
EMonarchy is the way to live.
EWhy isn't porn done in IMAX style?
EIs Al Gore a liar and a pest?
EDo people live to long?
EPicking up chicks and the cleaner.
EReligious Symbols and sayings.
EUN reports child deaths lessen.
EWeren't the APEC protests a disappointment.
EWorld to collapse.
EFish's perfect relationship.
EAPEC 2007
EViny Lounge Tourism ideas.
EHow to professionally infringe copyright.
EIs Scotto's sexlife over?
EZimbabwee President Robert Mugabe is an idiot.
EDo Fish and Scotto like each other?
EFish's glasses have diamonds.
EConspiracy theories.
EBarack Obama makes a bit of a dill of himself.
EWhy the bridge collapsed.
EFish's skin care secrets.
EThe cause of Climate Change and world wide drought.
EAre your relatives keeping their eye on you from heaven?
EWhats gone wrong at KFC?
EScotto really is a loser.
EWhats Paris Hilton done now?
EWhats the go with toilet paper?
EHotel living is so much fun..
ET.V. is just crap
EMum gets lost on the bus
EThe Solar Blockout
EThe Aston Martin Competition
EIguana's has 2 dicks, is that great?
EWhats the view from Fish's place?
EIs Greenpeace responsible for Global Warming?
EWould Scotto marry a really ugly girl for money?
EGod, did he take his eye of the ball?
ESt Joseph, Jesus Christ's Stepfather.
EThe perils of sex with animals.
EWhat Arab Sheikhs do with their money.
EWould you drink urine if you were stranded in the desert?
EWhat exactly is bad Joo Joo?
EDid the record company Kill Kurt Cobain?
EMoose Stalked Lee Kernighan.
EPepsi drinkers are liars.
EMoose's weekend away.
EScott loves to listen to people having sex.
ESheikh Falafel is in trouble.
EMadonna's Adoption.
EKim Il Jong's end of the world.
EPaul MacCartney's Divorce
EWhen would you like to die?
EWho do you want at dinner?
EPage 5 girls.
EBob doesn't like cops much.
EThe Vinyl Lounge hates fund managers
EHow good is Korean technology?
EWhich actress gives you a stiffy?
EWho rings late night game shows?
EBUM BUM BUM
EIndian Call Centres
EWas Fish a transvestite?
EThe Moose and The Silver Man!
The Moose and The Spy!
Moose's Beer School
EScotto's Mig 29 Dream
Fish doesn't like porn.
EIs Scotto a pesterer?
EAre rich people unhappy?
EIs suicide an offence?
EWe remember our Steve Irwin.
EShould funerals be a celebration?
EIs Germaine Greer just a silly old publicity seeking cow?
EMore on our opinion of Germain Greer!
EFish has visited KFC!
EScotto ponders old age!
EWhats it like in a morgue?
EPluto, gone!
EOn line booze, Oz Grog.com.au
EThe New Planets
EMoose's sex life
EFish's Dream
EVietnam Vets tribute
EAmon's foreskin
EMel Gibson is The Fish's hero
EMel Gibson's T-Shirt Part 1
EMel Gibson's T-Shirt Part 2.
EIs marriage just an example of bad judgement?
EWhats it like at a nudist camp?
EIs that the 27th Anniversay of the Moon landing?.
EThe Moose is in Japan again.
EThe Fish and Miss Universe
ESpace Shuttle Technology
EScotto's mid-east crisis solution.
EFish's time in jail.
EHave we been hard on Germany?
ESir Scotto and Sir Fish
EAre women warmongers?
EThe Gospel of St Fish
EIs the Fish Lazy?
ESuicide Bombers
ETheft of the internet
EQueens yacht Britannia is repossessed
EPerils of gambling
ECelebrity weddings and adpoted children
EMoose's first date
EDirty Harry as a porn movie
EFish and Women
EThe Constitution and the Law
EThe Australian Constitution V's The US
EFartography
ELog in the Bog
ERelationship Etiquette
EIs smoking bad for your health?
EFish's dating technique
EMoose in Japan
EGilligan 7 Deadly Sins
ELegal War?
EA Shave For Leukemia
EBeaconsfield
EDeath in heaven
EWedding Presents
EYour rights
EIs Scotto a pervert?
ECensorship
EFlogging
ENational Toilet Map
ENailup Day
EThe Moose at Catholic School
EHow to Play the Cat
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