The Zipcode Famous Michael Groff Show
by Michael Groff
The Zipcode Famous Michael Groff Show may not have the glamour and fancy production values of other nationally syndicated shows. We don't have a million dollar studio, high dollar advertising clients or A-list celebrity guests. ...And we have a shoe-string budget, relying on donations and spare change found in storm-drains, but you get the idea. For all of our faults there is one thing that we do promise: A show where the host isn't a shill for any party, has strong opinions but isn't afraid to admit (frequently... or at least occasionally) that he's wrong. It's a show that's not just about news and politics either, there's sociological commentary, ridiculous stories, personal anecdotes, music, love, hate, highs, lows and even beer.
Episodes
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The 20 Worst Songs of 2017
It’s that time again where I reluctantly look back at the year in music and share my list of the twenty worst songs of the year. PLEASE NOTE: Unlike some of my other shows, the content of this program is uncensored. There’s really no avoiding “adult language” when listening to most current music....
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The Camera is Rolling… Put Your Pants On!
Boldly going where… everyone else has already gone… this is the excited debut of the Michael Groff Show videocast! For reasons unbeknownst to me through the years, listeners have suggested that I take the show in the streaming/videocast direction: Be careful what you wish for… WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T...
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Dis-Pence-Sing the Anthem
Vice President Mike Pence makes an appearance at the Indianapolis Colts game on Sunday, only to abruptly leave when he spots players taking a knee during the national anthem. Protests are fine, making a statement is great, but costing the taxpayers more than $250,000 to galvanize your base and...
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Sin City Slaughter
The Route 91 Harvest Festival in Las Vegas was the improbable setting for the deadliest mass-shooting in United States history. As of this broadcast 59 people were killed and at least 527 remain injured (some of them critically) after a more than ten minute barrage of automatic weapon fire. The...
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Apocalypse Now… Or Not.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Why wouldn’t I? It’s been a good off-and-on run here with the show through the years. It’s just disappointing that we finally have some good weather here in the desert southwest only to have it ruined by the end of all […] The post…
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Why Make Trillions When We Could Make… Billions?
Three winning tickets were sold for Wednesday night’s historic $1.6 billion dollar Powerball jackpot. Lottery officials say that the winning numbers belong to tickets sold in California, Florida and Tennessee. Each ticket, before taxes, is worth approximately $533 million. If you didn’t win the…
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Get Used to the Phrase: “President Hillary Clinton”
Not exactly something worth tagging with #SpoilerAlert, but all signs point to a Hillary Clinton victory in November. Given all of that we thought it was an excellent time to get a jump on the 2016 predictions and go way out on a limb for this one. With the new year comes new features […] The…
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The 20 Worst Songs of 2015
Over the years we have well chronicled the death spiral that is the quality of music produced by the recording industry. In years past, we have devoted a portion of the show to list the worst songs of the year. Unfortunately, 2015 was so horrendously ear-splitting in terms of music that one could...
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Tragedy Strikes San Bernardino
As a long-time talk show host and commentator, the act of finding words to describe a situation or express an opinion is nearly involuntary. There are times, however, when it is difficult to find words or express opinions in a way that has meaning. Such a situation has never been more true than…
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Climate Change Where? Florida Celebrates 10 Years Without Hurricane
Monday (November 30) marked the official end of the 2015 Atlantic hurricane season and with it a milestone for Florida; ten consecutive years without a major hurricane making landfall. According to the National Hurricane Center in Miami, such a streak is a record as no other ten year period…
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#Slacktivism
In the 21st century internet culture the standards are ever changing but one golden rule seems to apply. Following any tragedy or major event just remember that you’re making a difference so long as you change your profile picture or use a catchy #hashtag. Following the terrorist attacks in Paris...
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Syriasly, We Don’t Want These Refugees
As President Obama commits the U.S. to take in refugees from war torn Syria, there is much trepidation and debate regarding the policy. Governors in 26 states have declared that they do not want to take part in such a program and will reject refugees. “It is very important,” Obama said in a…
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2015: the Year of Terror for Paris
The latest information regarding Friday’s terror attacks in Paris as of the time of this writing (sources, NPR/NBC/AP) The official death toll is at least 129 people, with 352 injured. ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Nov. 13 coordinated assault that spanned six locations and involved at...
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Holy Christmas! It’s Just a Cup.
As we head into another holiday season it’s time to begin embracing the traditions that run congruent with this time of year. Black Friday, holiday music and visiting family and friends are just a few of the things you may commonly associate with November and December. Another budding tradition...
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Today on ‘Things Ben Carson Knows Nothing About’: The Pyramids
It’s been said time and again, you just can’t make this stuff up. Presidential Hopeful and noted historian Dr. Ben Carson has answered one of the great mysteries of mankind… what was really stored in the pyramids? Would you believe grain? Neither did the rest of us, but this is just another in…
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CNBC Teaches Us How Not to Run a Debate
The third Republican debate of the 2016 election season will certainly be etched into the history books. Based upon the nearly unanimous consensus from all sides of the political spectrum, this was assuredly the single worst debate in presidential history. Ordinarily one would refrain from such...
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Sesame Street Introduces Autistic Character, What Could Go Wrong?
By now, many of you have undoubtedly learned that Sesame Street introduced a new character named Julia. The green eyed, orange haired girl made her debut in an online book titled “We’re Amazing, 1, 2, 3!” Julia has autism and, as Elmo explains when introducing her to Abby, she may exhibit some...
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There’s Always Next Year?
Both world wars, 18 presidential administrations and inventions that include the air conditioner, radio and television—all of these have occurred in the 107 years since the Chicago Cubs last won the World Series. Unfortunately for fans of the ‘lovable losers’ the calendar will have to flip…
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Landfill Fires Next to Nuclear Waste… Finally a City That Makes Detroit Seem Habitable
Over the years we’ve had our share of fun at the expense of the motor city. Some criticisms may be accurate and deserved, others perhaps exaggerated a bit but even the D can’t possibly compete with Bridgeton, Missouri. The St. Louis suburb faces a pending crisis as an underground smouldering...
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Arizona GOP Embarrasses the State Again, is it Thursday Already?
Perhaps we need one of those signs erected at the various points of entry into the state, “Welcome to Arizona, the Grand Canyon State – Days Since a local politician has said something stupid: 0”. The good news is we would never need to make a second column for double digit days, because just…
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“The American People Are Sick and Tired of Hearing About Your Damn Emails”
The first DNC debate may not have had the number of candidates or melodrama of it’s RNC counterpart, but there were still plenty of highlights that brought the crowd to a thunderous cheer. Five candidates appeared before the crowd in Las Vegas on Tuesday night for the CNN televised event, but it...
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Nudity or Articles, Guess Which One You Won’t Find in Playboy Soon
If you’re the type of person that just ‘reads’ Playboy magazine for the articles then this news won’t affect you very much. On the flip side, if you’re looking forward to the iconic naked women posed provocatively that the skin-mag is known for… well then I suppose you’re on the train to...
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Best Legal Defense: “Jay-Z And the Illuminati Made Me Do It”
Try to put yourself in the shoes of Jason Russell Jump, a 39 year-old Hawaii resident facing murder charges after allegedly bludgeoning his 54 year-old wheelchair using landlord to death in 2012. Keep in mind that you’re probably crazy and want to prove to the court that you’re not fit to stand...
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Blight Wing: Mike Huckabee says Doritos Pushing the Gay Agenda
Having fought bravely alongside liar, hypocrite and potential felon Kim Davis just a few weeks ago, Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has turned his ire (and sub one percent polling numbers) toward another worthy enemy of the far right Conservative movement. Indeed the former Arkansas governor…
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I’m a Journalist, You Can Trust Me…
NBC Nightly News host Brian Williams did just about everything aside from including ninjas in his tall-tale surrounding events that took place a decade ago. The controversy started a little over a week ago when Williams made an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman. During the…
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“…Our top story tonight, Tom Brady has a cold… EVERYBODY PANIC!”
As terrorism, hunger, poverty and all issues foreign and domestic have seemingly been resolved, it’s time to focus on the only salient question remaining for mankind: Does Tom Brady have a cold? This investigation doesn’t simply stop here, however, as we ask the tough questions, “How many tissues...
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♫ I Just Caught a Horrible Virus, Now I’m Going to Disneyland. ♫
The highly contageous measles virus is back and it’s epicenter appears to have been Disneyland. More than 75 cases spanning six states have emerged in recent weeks with the commonality between all of them being recent visits to the “Happiest Place on Earth”. Measles was thought to have been...
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Australia Wins Best Law of the Day: Molest a Shark, $10,000 Fine.
Summer is in full effect in the land down-under and that means plenty of fun times to be had in the vast waters that surround Australia. So, get out the sun-screen, glasses and beach towels, head out to the water and remember to be vigilant as sharks are an ever-present danger. But, please, if…
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“…and a Roofie Colada for my companion, please.”
Just when you thought it was safe to accept a drink from a stranger… he’s back! Comedian, TV Dad, voice of Fat Albert and alleged sexual predator Bill Cosby appeared at a comedy show in Ontario earlier this week, apparently as a comedian, to perform for his adoring and blatantly ignorant fans....
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Seattle Smokes Denver in Super Bowl
Seattle 43, Denver 8. The largest television viewing audience in history witnessed yet another super let down on the NFL’s biggest stage. While Seattle Seahawks fans rejoiced as their team unceremoniously demolished Payton Manning and the Denver Broncos on Sunday, the attention of the casual fan...
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George Zimmerman in the News Again, It Must be Monday
One would think that after being acquitted of murder and man slaughter charges a person would keep a low profile. Luckily for journalists or fans of real-life drama George Zimmerman doesn’t follow that line of reasoning. It hasn’t even been six months since Zimmerman was found not guilty in the...
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The Shutdown, Part II: Coming This January to a Federal Government Near You
After a 16 day government shut down, federal employees were returning to work on Thursday. Shortly before midnight Wednesday, the House and Senate were able to reach a temporary budget agreement that would keep the government operational through January. This latest budget resolution also…
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Shut Down
Happy new fiscal year! Not a phrase that rolls off the tongue nor should it typically be a thought at the forefront of our minds. The new fiscal year—which began at midnight October 1—means that a new budget kicks in to effect and any new or revised government services are usually set in motion…
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A Town No Moore
Just days after a devastating tornado ripped through the town of Moore, Oklahoma the medical examiners office and local officials provided the smallest bit of good news. The initial estimated death toll was lowered to 24, down from the initial reported value of 51. While this is little…
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We’re Just Here to do the Michael Groff Show Shuffle
The first step in a bold new experiment and/or the result of a night of heavy drinking. Normally we give you a “Best Of” show that features a montage of some of the best material from this show throughout the years… but the decision was made for something a little outside the box. So, we […] The...
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U Mad Bro?
Superbowl XLVII in the books and the battle of the brothers Harbaugh lived up to the hype… and then some. While the Ravens took command early and built a 28-6 lead in the early stages of the 3rd quarter the fates appeared to shift in the direction of the San Francisco 49ers. A mysterious power…
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Iran, Boldy Going Where Everyone Else Has Gone Before
Believe it or not, the Iranians have a space program. Tehran announced that they had successfully sent a monkey into space and returned it safely to Earth. Of course, the word “safe” is relative when talking about the Iranians, nevertheless we congratulate them on their bold endeavor into the...
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I’m Sorry, Opinions Are Only Allowed in the “Free Speech Zone”
More than 500,000 people gathered in the sub-freezing temperatures throughout Washington D.C. to join in the celebration of President Barack Obama’s second term. The 2013 inauguration took place officially on Sunday as the constitution dictates, but the festivities were held today, interestingly...
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Taxation Without Lubrication
By now many Americans have received their first paycheck of the new year. Following the election and campaign promises that the middle class would not be hit by tax increases it probably came as a surprise to many of you that your paychecks are now a bit smaller. A broken promise? A tax increase?...
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Because You Can’t Spell Nanny State Without N.Y.
Add pain-killers to the increasingly lengthy list of items that New York City and mayor Michael Bloomberg wish to further regulate. From the city that has banned trans-fats, limited soft-drink serving sizes and even increased toll costs at specific times of the day. Get ready for the next round…
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Congress is Now Less Popular than Nickelback
Congressional approval ratings have been slumping for many years and just when you thought it was almost statistically impossible for our nation’s lawmakers to become any more disliked, think again. A new poll released by Public Policy Polling indicated the United States congress now has a nine...
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You Voted For It: $1 Trillion in New Taxes?
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Following the “fiscal cliff” scare tactic that prompted Republicans to eagerly agree to across the board tax increases without addressing governmental spending, there appears to be another wave of tax hikes looming. Although the Obama administration stressed that...
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$omething $mell$ Like Pork… Congre$$ Mu$t be Back In $e$$ion
The 113th Congress began it’s session Thursday and it took almost no time for the spending spree to get underway. The task at hand was simple; pass legislation that will provide financial assistance to the victims of Superstorm Sandy. The result wasn’t overly surprising but disappointing...
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New Year Same as the Old Year
As the calendar rolled over to the new year, many of the same problems persisted in the U.S. congress. The fiscal Cliff was averted in an eleventh hour deal that saw tax rates increased on those earning more than $400,000 per year with the promise of budget cuts in a future deal. Senate…
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And the Wheel of Blame Lands On… Video Games?
In the race to find a rational explanation to a completely irrational situation the usual pundits have provided today’s reasoning behind Adam Lanza’s murderous rampage. It would seem that “violent video games” are to blame for Lanza’s attack on Sandy Hook Elementary School last week in which 26...
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Sandy Hook Shooting Aftermath: Society, Politics and What Happens Next
The nation is still reeling following Friday’s horrific shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut. The tragic incident claimed the lives of 27 individuals (including the shooter) among which 20 were children. Funerals began today across Newtown, an otherwise quiet community now left...
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‘Cause You Gotta Fight… For Your Right… To Work!
The state of Michigan is the latest to approve “right to work” legislation. Meanwhile the state capitol was overwhelmed by union protestors who claim that such legislation will cripple organized labor. Dougless Geiss, a representative in the state house, says “there will be blood” as a result of...
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How to Lose a Career in Two-and-a-Half Easy Steps
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, throwing away the winning lottery ticket, biting the hand that feeds you—use any cliche you wish and it doesn’t even come close to summarizing the bizarre actions of Angus T. Jones. You might know him better as “Jake” from the hit CBS sitcom 2-and-a-half...
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Breaking News, We Quit!
It’s always the dream of any employee to tell their boss to ‘take this job and shove it’, but two anchors did more than just that (in a professional way) this week. At the conclusion of the 6 PM newscast on WVII TV in Bangor, Maine anchors Cindy Michaels and Tony Consiglio both announced their…
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Scoreboard: Unions 1, Twinkies 0. With Bonus -18,500 Jobs.
A delicious piece of Americana has been lost at the hands of greedy unions. Hostess Brands Inc. announced that it will be shutting down operations due to the recent labor stoppage. It was several months ago that representatives from Hostess Brands Inc met with the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco...
About this show
The Zipcode Famous Michael Groff Show may not have the glamour and fancy production values of other nationally syndicated shows. We don't have a million dollar studio, high dollar advertising clients or A-list celebrity guests. ...And we have a shoe-string budget, relying on donations and spare change found in storm-drains, but you get the idea. For all of our faults there is one thing that we do promise: A show where the host isn't a shill for any party, has strong opinions but isn't afraid to admit (frequently... or at least occasionally) that he's wrong. It's a show that's not just about news and politics either, there's sociological commentary, ridiculous stories, personal anecdotes, music, love, hate, highs, lows and even beer.
Hosted by
Michael Groff