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The 20 Worst Songs of 2017

The Camera is Rolling… Put Your Pants On!

Dis-Pence-Sing the Anthem

Sin City Slaughter

Apocalypse Now… Or Not.

Why Make Trillions When We Could Make… Billions?

Get Used to the Phrase: “President Hillary Clinton”

The 20 Worst Songs of 2015

Tragedy Strikes San Bernardino

Climate Change Where? Florida Celebrates 10 Years Without Hurricane

#Slacktivism

Syriasly, We Don’t Want These Refugees

2015: the Year of Terror for Paris

Holy Christmas! It’s Just a Cup.

Today on ‘Things Ben Carson Knows Nothing About’: The Pyramids

CNBC Teaches Us How Not to Run a Debate

Sesame Street Introduces Autistic Character, What Could Go Wrong?

There’s Always Next Year?

Landfill Fires Next to Nuclear Waste… Finally a City That Makes Detroit Seem Habitable

Arizona GOP Embarrasses the State Again, is it Thursday Already?

“The American People Are Sick and Tired of Hearing About Your Damn Emails”

Nudity or Articles, Guess Which One You Won’t Find in Playboy Soon

Best Legal Defense: “Jay-Z And the Illuminati Made Me Do It”

Blight Wing: Mike Huckabee says Doritos Pushing the Gay Agenda

I’m a Journalist, You Can Trust Me…

“…Our top story tonight, Tom Brady has a cold… EVERYBODY PANIC!”

♫ I Just Caught a Horrible Virus, Now I’m Going to Disneyland. ♫

Australia Wins Best Law of the Day: Molest a Shark, $10,000 Fine.

“…and a Roofie Colada for my companion, please.”

Seattle Smokes Denver in Super Bowl

George Zimmerman in the News Again, It Must be Monday

The Shutdown, Part II: Coming This January to a Federal Government Near You

Shut Down

A Town No Moore

We’re Just Here to do the Michael Groff Show Shuffle

U Mad Bro?

Iran, Boldy Going Where Everyone Else Has Gone Before

I’m Sorry, Opinions Are Only Allowed in the “Free Speech Zone”

Taxation Without Lubrication

Because You Can’t Spell Nanny State Without N.Y.

Congress is Now Less Popular than Nickelback

You Voted For It: $1 Trillion in New Taxes?

$omething $mell$ Like Pork… Congre$$ Mu$t be Back In $e$$ion

New Year Same as the Old Year

And the Wheel of Blame Lands On… Video Games?

Sandy Hook Shooting Aftermath: Society, Politics and What Happens Next

‘Cause You Gotta Fight… For Your Right… To Work!

How to Lose a Career in Two-and-a-Half Easy Steps

Breaking News, We Quit!

Scoreboard: Unions 1, Twinkies 0. With Bonus -18,500 Jobs.

Threatening the President Via Social Media Guarantees At Least One Friend Follows You

General Cover-up

Since the Previous 4 Years Went So Well…

One More Day…

Rationality Prevails: NY Marathon Cancelled

Hurricanes, Earthquakes and Tsunamis, Oh My!

Hype-icane Sandy Upgraded to Category “OMGpanic!”

Trumped Up Nonsense

Too Much Candy Really is Bad For You

Snarky vs. Malarkey

Replacement Refs to Moderate Presidential Debates

“47% freeloaders”, From a 100% Tool

Mic’s On, but Mike’s Off… to Sleep

NY Senator Says: Laundry Detergent Looks too “Delicious”

Faux Phone Call Leaves Governor Fauked

So, It Turns Out The Middle East is Unstable

The Star Mangled Banner

So, About That Global Warming…

They Promised to Waste Time and They’re Sticking to It!

Oprah Asks Oprah What Makes Her So Great

Earth Doomed by Year 3000. Everybody Panic!

Dr. Phil to the Uhh… Rescue?

Congresswoman Giffords Shot: A Tragic Day for Arizona, the Nation

Happy New Year!

2010 Review – Part Two

2010 Review – Part One

30,000 Calories and Still Eating

Take Your Chertoff, Soros I Don’t Have to Pat You Down

Turns Out California Really Can’t Get Anything Right

“I Can Haz Candy?” Aww

Kid Rock Thinks Someone Other Than Himself Is Defaming the Music Industry

Jackedsonville

You Can’t Have Your Facebook and Privacy Too.

Miner à la Chile: Ingredients, 1 Wife, 1 Mistress, Stir for 2 Months and Serve

Sure We’ll Out That Fire, That’ll Be $75.

News: CNN’s Rick Sanchez Fired, Not News: For Saying Something Stupid

Obama Declares “Recession Over”, The 10% Unemployed Beg to Differ

“Shawty I’ma Only Tell You This Once You the Illest” .. Worst. Song. Ever.

Kitty Porn?

Who Counterfeits a $1 Bill, Really?! (Best Of MGS)

California Taxpayers, You Just Got Schooled

A Nice Refreshing Drink of H-2-OMG!

Is It Really a Good Idea to Smoke on the Job? “Relax I’m a Doctor”

In Soviet Russia, Heat Waves You

“Everything checks out ok…oh except for that plant growing in your lung”

Be Careful What You Light On Fire in Cleveland

WoW, Is Blizzard Entertainment RealIDumb

She Made An Aggressive Motion On Her Bed

Oil, If You Don’t Like the Way I’m Runnin’ BP, Yacht to Tell Me

“I Ruptured My Throat By Blowing Too Hard”

It Turns Out That Soccer Still Sucks

“I wouldn’t call it lying, it’s just making up words to describe actions that didn’t happen”

O! Give Me A Break (Best of MGS)

I Can’t Wait to Go to Yesterday’s Game

Armand’oh! Galarrobbeda

I’ll Take “Ingrates” For $2.5 Million, Alex (Best Of MGS)

It’s Okay, I Have A License to Blog

I Paid $13 Trillion and All I Got Was This Lousy Government

“Ninety-six-five, the Geezer, where rock died 40 years ago, as did most of our listeners!”

God Bless America: Yell at Your Toilet, Earn $19,000 (Best of MGS)

Protip: If You Run For Political Office, Don’t Lie About Your Military Service

I Just Wish I Could Have Told Him, In the Living Years

Go Ahead and Tase Him Bro

The Mystery of High Divorce Rate Solved: Women Are Crazy

New Vacation Hotspot, North Carolina?

While Bernie Madoff, the SEC Jackedoff

♫ I’m Goin’ Down to South Park, Gonna Leave the M Word Behind ♫

I Hope That Volcano Bought Enough Carbon Credits

“Please remain bent over until the captain turns off the gouge passengers sign”

You Can’t Get A F@#&ing Curse Word On My Show!

Bitter, Party of D!

It’s Always the Ones You Least Expect

You Divorce Me, I Pay You…Yep That Seems Fair

♫ Our House, In the Middle of Foreclosure ♫

I Gotta Have More Exorcism!

Joan Rivers, America’s Gem of the 19th Century

Third Time In Recorded History: Man Dies of Natural Causes in Detroit

“Now that we’ve made love, there’s something you might want to know about me…”

You Know It’s a Bad Day When Your Morality is Questioned By a Porn Star

Joe Stack Attack

You Couldn’t Pay Me to Live In North Dakota… Or Could You?

Telling a Patient She’s Fat, That’s a Suin’

The Who… How About, “The Why?”

Hillbillilarity

The Station with More Variety and a Lot Less God

I forgot Chris Matthews Was Dumb Tonight… Wait, No I Didn’t.

Don’t Whip Out Your dik-shuh-ner-ee In My Classroom

Social Debtworking

Avatards

Pat Robertson True Stories: Haiti, the Devil and the Oppressive Heel of the French

Obama Saves the Universe!

This Cop is Really Milking the Situation

A Thousand Hugs From 10,000 Lightning Bugs… ugh.

“Honey, Let’s Not Argue Or We’ll Go To Jail.”

Chef MO-L-D

There’s a Bomb in The Underwear Dear Janet, Dear Janet

Bah, Humbug!

Worst Songs of The Decade

Michael Groff In Exile