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Threezus

Hosts and best friends Danny, Mason, and Daniel share their talents, games and BS with the world. But mostly their BS. Enter the mind of Threezus, as the trio brings the playfulness and music/comedy stylings they’ve been known for since college. As immature adults, they’ve become professional musicians and YouTube stars. They met in a college a cappella group, and because that wasn’t lame enough for them, they’ve started a podcast.

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  1. 339

    Episode 338 // One of Us REALLY Said These Things?!

    Daniel struggles through an improv game, Mason hosts a particularly ridiculous round of Unfair Trivia, and Danny asks which one of us said these context-less quotes from past episodes.

  2. 338

    Episode 337 // We Made Harry Potter MUCH Better. You’re Welcome.

    Mason can’t stop saying weird stuff, Daniel asks us to guess how old things are, and Danny hosts a particularly special round of MadLibs. 

  3. 337

    Episode 336 // It Didn’t Have to End Like That...

    Daniel tests our idiom knowledge, Danny can’t stop yapping, and Mason hosts another brain-bending round of “Blind Ranking Everything”.

  4. 336

    Episode 335 // We Just RUINED Everyone’s Childhood

    Mason pitches a new opening game, Daniel can’t stop laughing, and Danny hosts a childhood-ruining round of MadLibs. 

  5. 335

    Episode 334 // We Might Be the Worst Salespeople Ever.

    Mason poses a hot take out of nowhere, Daniel finds out he’s illiterate, and Danny pitches a brilliant round of “Shart Tank”.

  6. 334

    Episode 333 // Rating Ourselves on How Hot and Smart We Are

    Mason can’t stop glazing the other two, Daniel asks “too hard or too soft?” questions, and Danny forces everyone to play another round of “What/who Am I? Cavelike Edition”. 

  7. 333

    Episode 332 // We May Have Just Achieved… Perfection.

    Daniel goes back to the motherland, Danny gets a new outfit, and Mason attempts to torture the other two with another round of “Blind Ranking Everything”. 

  8. 332

    Episode 331 // Possibly the Hottest Take Yet… The Odyssey Wasn’t That Good.

    Daniel and Danny are tasked with the most unfair of Unfair Trivias, and Mason gives his honest take on “The Odyssey” and Christopher Nolan in general. 

  9. 331

    Episode 330 // Have We Gone WAY Too Far with This?

    Daniel asks questions the others have NEVER thought about, Danny attempts to understand celebrities, and Mason hosts an unbelievably ridiculous round of “Blind Ranking Everything”. 

  10. 330

    Episode 329 // Alright Fine… We’re Sort of Proud to Be American I Guess.

    Danny finds out everyone thinks he’s the loudest person in the room, Mason and Daniel discuss the World Cup, and the trio ends with an incredible round of “What/Who Am I? Cavelike Edition”.

  11. 329

    Episode 328 // We Re-Wrote the Bible… And It’s REALLY Offensive

    Mason once again proves he’s a nerd, Daniel informs us about a Korean event, and Danny hosts the WILDEST round of MadLibs you could possibly imagine. 

  12. 328

    Episode 327 // Danny Called Her Ass "Tasteful"...

    Danny confesses something WILD, Daniel has the others guess “real Digimon, or he made them up”, and Mason hosts one of the greatest “Blind Ranking Everything” rounds ever. 

  13. 327

    Episode 326 // These Must Be the ODDEST Things We’ve Ever Pitched on This Podcast

    Mason drums up some classic pairs, Danny gets all religious with it, and Daniel attempts to obtain funding for his insane product pitches in a round of “Shart Tank”. 

  14. 326

    Episode 325 // We’ve Received the Diagnosis. Turns Out We’re… Friends.

    Mason obsesses over a new version of “Caveman Concepts”, Danny initiates a friend quiz, and Daniel pitches a new game that goes over surprisingly well. 

  15. 325

    Episode 324 // We’re Really Hungry AND Horny...

    Mason lives out his nerdy fantasy at Harry Potter world, Daniel has us battle to find the best trope of all time, and Danny leads a word-at-a-time eulogy for an unexpected victim. 

  16. 324

    Episode 323 // The Most DISASTROUS Episode of All Time

    Daniel struggles his way through another “Bad Rap”, Danny pitches a new game called “Good, Bad, Worst”, and Mason hosts the most disastrous round of “Blind Ranking Everything”.

  17. 323

    Episode 322 // We’ve Re-Written Danny’s Music MadLibs-Style

    Mason eagerly wants to give a viewer his address, Daniel quizzes us on homophones, and Danny runs a particularly special round of MadLibs.

  18. 322

    Episode 321 // Never Thought Unfair Trivia Could Get THIS Unfair...

    Danny fights for his life in the opening game, Daniel hosts a confusing round of “How Old Am I?”, and Mason gets ridiculous with possibly the most unfair round of “Unfair Trivia”.

  19. 321

    Episode 320 // What is Going on with You Today, Danny?!

    Danny STRUGGLES his way through the opening game, Mason puts things on his “adult wishlist”, and Daniel hosts a new game!

  20. 320

    Episode 319 // We Can’t Stop Talking About Balls

    Mason tests his luck in a round of “Caveman Concepts”, Daniel decides HE wants to talk about sports (WHAT?!), and Danny struggles his way through a Word-at-a-Time Eulogy. 

  21. 319

    Episode 318 // This Episode Has Us Morally Questioning Everything

    Mason shares more bad band names he’s come up with, Daniel shares a SCALDING hot take, and Danny morally questions himself in another round of Blind Ranking Everything.

  22. 318

    Episode 317 // We Can’t Keep Getting Away with This

    Danny suffers even more, Daniel asks what the deal is with improv, and Mason hosts a “woah it’s been a while” round of Unfair Trivia. 

  23. 317

    Episode 316 // Mason Causes a Fight on the Podcast ON PURPOSE.

    Mason purposefully starts a fight between Danny and Daniel, Danny hosts a new music game, and Daniel gets horribly insulted. 

  24. 316

    Episode 315 // We Just Re-wrote the Bible… and It is OBJECTIVELY Better.

    Daniel asks us riddles in the form of a round of “What am I?”, Mason struggles to come up with a good birthday idea for a viewer, and Danny hosts an incredible round of MadLibs.

  25. 315

    Episode 314 // Mason Has Entered His *Daddy* Era

    Mason turns another year older and will now be referred to as “Daddy Mason”, Daniel loves eavesdropping, and Danny hosts another round of “What/Who Am I?: Cavelike Edition”.

  26. 314

    Episode 313 // Let’s Talk About *Dating*… and Blind Ranking Absurd Things

    Danny audits the podcast, Daniel asks for dating advice, and Mason hosts an unbelievably ridiculous round of “Blind Ranking Everything”.

  27. 313

    Episode 312 // This Blind Ranking Has Us Questioning EVERYTHING

    Daniel misses his dad, Danny wants to give better gifts, and Mason hosts another ridiculous round of “Blind Ranking Everything”.

  28. 312

    Episode 311 // Turns Out We’re HORRIBLE Under Pressure

    Daniel struggles his way through another round of Bad Rap, Danny discusses “wokeness”, and Mason forgets the alphabet. 

  29. 311

    Episode 310 // The Most RAW Episode Yet...

    We’re back in person for a set of episodes! Daniel asks about nerd stuff, Danny gets fully ignored, and Mason provides a hot take.

  30. 310

    Episode 309 // Mason Ruins Everything.

    Mason makes an angry meal, Daniel gets therapy, and Danny blames Mason for everything. 

  31. 309

    Episode 308 // Our Ex-Girlfriends Do WHAT with Our Dads?!

    Danny praises how much our inside jokes catch on with viewers, Daniel highlights wacky recipe articles in a weird new game, and Mason has the others blind rank… truly everything.

  32. 308

    Episode 307 // Danny Has Found an IMPOSTER Among Us...

    Danny finds out crucial information about a certain someone, Daniel asks about the “new” TikTok, and Mason hosts another unbelievable round of Blind Ranking Everything. 

  33. 307

    Episode 306 // We Attempt to Achieve Flow State Through… Potty Humor

    Danny hosts a viewer’s version of blind ranking and gets ROASTED, Daniel hits flow state, and Mason questions our sanity in a game of “Word at a Time Story”.

  34. 306

    Episode 305 // I’m the Goddamn Regional Manager of “Right the F*** Here"

    Mason hypes Danny up in a time of need, Daniel has the other two predict monopolies, and Danny hosts a ridiculously hilarious round of MadLibs. 

  35. 305

    Episode 304 // We. Make. Talk. But. Dumb.

    Daniel makes us nostalgic as hell, Danny gives a weird human anatomy lesson, and Mason struggles through a round of “What Am I? Cavelike Edition”.

  36. 304

    Episode 303 // New Year, Same Old Silly Threezus

    The trio talks New Years resolutions and things they did to celebrate, Daniel has the others guess the top 10 New Years resolutions, and Danny hosts another ridiculous round of MadLibs (ft. another game mode). 

  37. 303

    Episode 302 // Back to Being the Naughtiest Podcast to Ever Exist

    Danny struggles through another round of “Word Human Centipede”, Daniel tells us about how funny his mom is, and Mason hosts another ridiculous round of “Blind Ranking Everything”.

  38. 302

    Episode 301 // We’ve Never Seen Daniel So Flustered Before

    Mason gives us TWO amazing games, Danny hosts a Super Smash Bros tournament, and Daniel gets more flustered than he ever has before.

  39. 301

    Episode 300 // Celebrating 300 Episodes of THREEZUS!

    300 episodes! WOOOO! Danny struggles his way through a tough opening game, Daniel reacts to Mason’s standup comedy for the first time (and you will too), and Mason hosts arguably the most absurd round of Unfair Trivia ever!

  40. 300

    Episode 299 // Getting a Little Naughty with This One ;)

    Mason brings up a very SPICY hot take, Danny preps us for episode 300, and Daniel asks us to guess what these English terms mean for Koreans. 

  41. 299

    Episode 298 // We Suck… And That’s Okay.

    Mason tells us we suck, Daniel makes us experience dopamine-inducing amounts of nostalgia, and Danny hosts the most UNHINGED version of MadLibs we’ve ever done. 

  42. 298

    Episode 297 // We Did Our First Comedy Show! And Mason Didn’t Suck!

    Mason and Danny talk about the incredible comedy show they produced, Daniel tells us about his extensive travels around the world, and the trio struggles their way through another round of “Word at a Time Story”.

  43. 297

    Episode 296 // Why Was This Story So Wholesome AND Sad?!

    Mason tells a bittersweet story about beavers, Daniel gets annoyed by tech stuff (per usual), and Danny crushes a game of “Human Centipede”. 

  44. 296

    Episode 295 // Sports Made Danny Literally Poo Himself

    Danny and Mason recap how wild the World Series was, Daniel pitches a REALLY hot take, and the trio tells an incredible story one word at a time. 

  45. 295

    Episode 294 // The Ultimate Unfair Trivia Supercut!

    Enjoy an EXTRA LONG episode this week! A compilation of every single Unfair Trivia we’ve done since the dawn of time. Daniel’s traveling this week, and we were unable to get together to record, but here’s our “we’re sorry” gift! 

  46. 294

    Episode 293 // The Most Controversial Top 10 You’ll Ever See

    Mason has the others blind rank “things”, Daniel chooses chaos, and Danny tops it all off with a fresh new round of “Danny’s Deaf Jams”. 

  47. 293

    Episode 292 // We’re on the Same Page… But Not in a Good Way

    Danny devastates the others at the very beginning of the episode, Mason asks us lightning round questions, and Daniel has us guess if something is a Pokemon or a pharmaceutical drug. 

  48. 292

    Episode 291 // This Week’s Unfair Trivia Includes ROASTS?!

    Mason hosts the WILDEST round of Unfair Trivia to date, Danny struggles to feel confident throughout the episode, and Daniel has us guess slang from a very random place in the US. 

  49. 291

    Episode 290 // Daniel Once Again COMPLETELY Blows Our Minds

    Mason pitches an incredibly interesting hot take, Danny shouts out a very worthy follower, and Daniel plays another brain-scratching round of “What Am I?"

  50. 290

    Episode 289 // Truly Finding Out Which One of Us is MOST Creative

    Danny spots Mason’s girlfriend out in the wild, Mason test the others’ creativity levels, and Daniel poses a very thought-provoking question. 

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hosts and best friends Danny, Mason, and Daniel share their talents, games and BS with the world. But mostly their BS. Enter the mind of Threezus, as the trio brings the playfulness and music/comedy stylings they’ve been known for since college. As immature adults, they’ve become professional musicians and YouTube stars. They met in a college a cappella group, and because that wasn’t lame enough for them, they’ve started a podcast.

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Danny Padilla

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Hosts and best friends Danny, Mason, and Daniel share their talents, games and BS with the world. But mostly their BS. Enter the mind of Threezus, as the trio brings the playfulness and music/comedy stylings they’ve been known for since college. As immature adults, they’ve become professional...

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