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Threezus — 339 episodes
Episode 338 // One of Us REALLY Said These Things?!
Episode 337 // We Made Harry Potter MUCH Better. You’re Welcome.
Episode 336 // It Didn’t Have to End Like That...
Episode 335 // We Just RUINED Everyone’s Childhood
Episode 334 // We Might Be the Worst Salespeople Ever.
Episode 333 // Rating Ourselves on How Hot and Smart We Are
Episode 332 // We May Have Just Achieved… Perfection.
Episode 331 // Possibly the Hottest Take Yet… The Odyssey Wasn’t That Good.
Episode 330 // Have We Gone WAY Too Far with This?
Episode 329 // Alright Fine… We’re Sort of Proud to Be American I Guess.
Episode 328 // We Re-Wrote the Bible… And It’s REALLY Offensive
Episode 327 // Danny Called Her Ass "Tasteful"...
Episode 326 // These Must Be the ODDEST Things We’ve Ever Pitched on This Podcast
Episode 325 // We’ve Received the Diagnosis. Turns Out We’re… Friends.
Episode 324 // We’re Really Hungry AND Horny...
Episode 323 // The Most DISASTROUS Episode of All Time
Episode 322 // We’ve Re-Written Danny’s Music MadLibs-Style
Episode 321 // Never Thought Unfair Trivia Could Get THIS Unfair...
Episode 320 // What is Going on with You Today, Danny?!
Episode 319 // We Can’t Stop Talking About Balls
Episode 318 // This Episode Has Us Morally Questioning Everything
Episode 317 // We Can’t Keep Getting Away with This
Episode 316 // Mason Causes a Fight on the Podcast ON PURPOSE.
Episode 315 // We Just Re-wrote the Bible… and It is OBJECTIVELY Better.
Episode 314 // Mason Has Entered His *Daddy* Era
Episode 313 // Let’s Talk About *Dating*… and Blind Ranking Absurd Things
Episode 312 // This Blind Ranking Has Us Questioning EVERYTHING
Episode 311 // Turns Out We’re HORRIBLE Under Pressure
Episode 310 // The Most RAW Episode Yet...
Episode 309 // Mason Ruins Everything.
Episode 308 // Our Ex-Girlfriends Do WHAT with Our Dads?!
Episode 307 // Danny Has Found an IMPOSTER Among Us...
Episode 306 // We Attempt to Achieve Flow State Through… Potty Humor
Episode 305 // I’m the Goddamn Regional Manager of “Right the F*** Here"
Episode 304 // We. Make. Talk. But. Dumb.
Episode 303 // New Year, Same Old Silly Threezus
Episode 302 // Back to Being the Naughtiest Podcast to Ever Exist
Episode 301 // We’ve Never Seen Daniel So Flustered Before
Episode 300 // Celebrating 300 Episodes of THREEZUS!
Episode 299 // Getting a Little Naughty with This One ;)
Episode 298 // We Suck… And That’s Okay.
Episode 297 // We Did Our First Comedy Show! And Mason Didn’t Suck!
Episode 296 // Why Was This Story So Wholesome AND Sad?!
Episode 295 // Sports Made Danny Literally Poo Himself
Episode 294 // The Ultimate Unfair Trivia Supercut!
Episode 293 // The Most Controversial Top 10 You’ll Ever See
Episode 292 // We’re on the Same Page… But Not in a Good Way
Episode 291 // This Week’s Unfair Trivia Includes ROASTS?!
Episode 290 // Daniel Once Again COMPLETELY Blows Our Minds
Episode 289 // Truly Finding Out Which One of Us is MOST Creative
Episode 288 // Arguably the Most Inappropriate MadLibs Yet
Episode 287 // We Made the Greatest Top 10 List You'll Ever See
Episode 286 // Mason’s Rage Boner is at Full Mast
Episode 285 // Minimizing Prayer So We Can Maximize SIN
Episode 284 // Turning Nursery Rhymes into Some of the Most OFFENSIVE Stuff You’ve Ever Heard
Episode 283 // What Happens in Vegas… Gets Talked About on Threezus
Episode 282 // We Invented an Entirely NEW Genre of Game
Episode 281 // Mason Knows EXACTLY How Old You Are
Episode 280 // Mason & His Mom are Secret Lady Gaga Fans + WE DID A SHOW!
Episode 279 // Trying Smelling Salts for the First Time ON the Podcast
Episode 278 // Mason Finds This Whole Episode SHOCKING.
Episode 277 // Possibly the MOST UNFAIR Trivia We’ve Ever Done
Episode 276 // We Went to VidCon and Kind of Had Fun?
Episode 275 // Danny’s Mouth Game is Weak
Episode 274 // Somehow the Most UNFAIR Round of Unfair Trivia Yet
Episode 273 // Threezus Makes You an Offer You Can (and Probably SHOULD) Refuse...
Episode 272 // An INCREDIBLY Steamy MadLibs Performance
Episode 271 // We’re Back Together in Person Again!
Episode 270 // Doing the Entire Episode Speaking Like Cavemen
Episode 269 // There’s NO Way That’s a Real Show...
Episode 268 // Daniel Somehow Beats Danny at Being Chinese
Episode 267 // Debating the Greatest/Funniest Football Name of ALL TIME
Episode 266 // Danny’s Birthday Episode! WOO!
Episode 265 // Will Danny FINALLY Win in Unfair Trivia?
Episode 264 // We Clearly Need to Go Outside More...
Episode 263 // The Threezus 5 Year Anniversary Episode!
Episode 262 // Bringing Back One of the Greatest Games in Threezus History
Episode 261 // We’ve Never Been So In-Sync as We Are Right Now
Episode 260 // Revealing Our Google Search History
Episode 259 // Name a Better Trio Than This...
Episode 258 // AI Could Never Replace Threezus
Episode 257 // Helping Daniel Befriend His Neighbor
Episode 256 // Will Danny FINALLY Win in Unfair Trivia?
Episode 255 // Mason Accidentally Gets Naked in Front of His Boss
Episode 254 // This Would Go SO Hard if I Was Stupid
Episode 253 // Daniel’s Back and He Has New Eyes!
Episode 252 // Are Danny and Mason Really on the Same Page?
Episode 251 // We Are COMPLETELY Unhinged Without Daniel...
Episode 250 // Apparently This is How Real Men Should Be
Episode 249 // A Very Special Christmas MadLibs for All You Ho Ho Hoes
Episode 248 // Daniel Finally Stands Up for Himself
Episode 247 // This Episode is a Load of Bupkiss, Hoecakes, and Teetotalers.
Episode 246 // Threezus is Thankful for YOU… and Wicked.
Episode 245 // Our Takes Have NEVER Been This Hot
Episode 244 // Daniel is the Cure for Cancer
Episode 243 // Danny Has to Re-Dub the ENTIRE Episode
Episode 242 // These Have to be the Worst Inventions Ever
Episode 241 // Mason Married Another Woman in His Girlfriend’s Dream
Episode 240 // Getting in the Spirit with Halloween MadLibs
Episode 239 // Unfair Trivia Gets Even MORE Unfair
Episode 238 // This Episode Could’ve All Just Been Sent in an Email
Episode 237 // Hey Look! It’s Lady Gaga and Gentleman Googoo
Episode 236 // You’ve Been a Very Bad Boy: Threezus After Dark
Episode 235 // We’re Back Together Again!
Episode 234 // Trying to Make Sense of Gen Z Slang
Episode 233 // Will Danny Ever Win a Round of Unfair Trivia?!
Episode 232 // Let’s Talk About All of the Scariest Things We’ve Ever Experienced
Episode 231 // Threezus Should Have Competed at the Olympics
Episode 230 // Danny is Now Korean and Daniel is Now Mexican
Episode 229 // Farts Don’t Count if You’re Outside
Episode 228 // Allow Us to Get Emotionally Bonerable for a Second
Episode 227 // Mason Yet Again Proves Just How Unbelievably Nerdy He Is
Episode 226 // The Most Offensive Things We Could Pitch on Shark Tank
Episode 225 // This Might Be the Dumbest Debate Ever
Episode 224 // Mason Has An IMPOSTOR Out There!
Episode 223 // We ALL Have Tattoos of Daniel’s Dad
Episode 222 // The Most Unfair Trivia You’ll Ever Experience
Episode 221 // Don’t You Ever, EVER Take Advice from Us
Episode 220 // The Adventures of Black Husband & Straight Girl
Episode 219 // We Don’t Like When People Flirt with Us Like That
Episode 218 // Letting AI Dictate if Our MadLibs Are Funny
Episode 217 // Our Love Language is Potty Humor
Episode 216 // Mason & Danny Are Video Essayists Now.
Episode 215 // Ah Dang, I Left My Balls at Home.
Episode 214 // Danny Makes Mason & Daniel Fight
Episode 213 // Daniel Loses His Eclipse Virginity
Episode 212 // Please Don’t Let Us Run Your Government
Episode 211 // Threezus Goes to Confession
Episode 210 // LET US NAME YOUR BABY.
Episode 209 // Guys Get Out of Here, This Nut Stands Alone.
Episode 208 // We’re in the Same Room Again!
Episode 207 // Mason is a Stinky, Stinky Boy
Episode 206 // Mason and Daniel Have the SAME MOM?!
Episode 205 // The (Not So) Official Audit of the Threezus Podcast
Episode 204 // Daniel & Mason FINALLY Confess Their Love for Each Other
Episode 203 // We No Speak Good Words ‘Cause Brain No Work
Episode 202 // Daniel Has Officially Broken Our Brains
Episode 201 // A Sensual Taurus, a Lazy Sagittarius, and a Spiritual Pisces Walk into a Bar...
Episode 200 // We’ve Said Some INSANE Stuff on This Podcast...
Episode 199 // Turns Out We’re Experts at Cringe AND Disneyland
Episode 198 // The Greatest Year of Threezus EVER.
Episode 197 // A Weirdly Non-Christmas-y Christmas Episode!
Episode 196 // Purposefully Starting Beef with Other Podcasts
Episode 195 // We Really Gotta Stop Farting Around Our Girlfriends...
Episode 194 // A Christmas Song MadLibs Gone HORRIBLY Wrong
Episode 193 // Daniel Can’t Stop Passing Out
Episode 192 // And Make it Less Sexual… Please.
Episode 191 // The ULTIMATE Movie Trilogy Trivia
Episode 190 // Danny Almost Burns His Friend’s House Down
Episode 189 // Please Contribute to the “Threezus Penis Fund"
Episode 188 // Youth Pastor Car Washes, Crystal Balls That Insult Your Mother, and Government-Subsidized Tits
Episode 187 // Daniel Critiques Mason’s TV Show, and Danny Starts a Gaming Channel
Episode 186 // Danny’s “Greatest Hits” - The Podcast’s Funniest Moments
Episode 185 // What Sound Do YOU Make When You’re Punched in the Nuts?
Episode 184 // Mason is a Festival Winner!
Episode 183 // Introducing Our New Video Game: Sing Sing Dictatorship
Episode 182 // Hashing Out Their Beef ON the Podcast...
Episode 181 // We Re-Wrote the Bible and Made It Better
Episode 180 // We’re Truly Not That Smart. Just Watch.
Episode 179 // Mason’s Show Got Accepted into a Film Festival!
Episode 178 // Mason Gets Roasted
Episode 177 // Disney-Pixar Should Really Be Paying Us for All of These Incredible Ideas
Episode 176 // The Barbenheimer Episode (Plus Other Stuff if You Don’t Care About That)
Episode 175 // Mason and Daniel’s Tragic Love Story
Episode 174 // Just 3 Dudes Gassin’ Each Other Up
Episode 173 // We Wish You Pain from Every Orifice I Guess...
Episode 172 // Daniel REALLY Wants to Know Who His Daddy is...
Episode 171 // We're a Bunch of Insane Conspiracy Theorists. Confirmed.
Episode 170 // Re-Writing Mason’s Absurd Dating Profile
Episode 169 // Consistently Proving We’re the Biggest Nerds You Know
Episode 168 // Daniel Gets Roasted for Absolutely No Reason
Episode 167 // Turns Out We Are Incapable of Having a Truly Serious Conversation
Episode 166 // We're All Going to Be Big, Sexy, Buff Boys.
Episode 165 // This Episode Will Just Genuinely Make You Smarter. Confirmed.
Episode 164 // Mason COMPLETELY Fumbled the Bag on This One
Episode 163 // Daniel’s Underwear Got Mason Laid
Episode 162 // We Really Set Him Up for Failure with That One...
Episode 161 // Mason is Good with His Fingers. Confirmed.
Episode 160 // The Most Controversial Take You'll Ever Hear from Us
Episode 159 // We've Seen What You Watch... and You Should Be Ashamed.
Episode 158 // I Guess We Have to Kiss Now…
Episode 157 // How Many “Deez Nuts” Jokes Can We Make in One Episode…?
Episode 156 // Threezus is Now an Anime, Because Friendship Has Prevailed
Episode 155 // We’re Millennials and We’re SO Sorry About It
Episode 154 // Mason Whips it Out in Front of Danny
Episode 153 // Please Let Us Make You Cry... Just Once.
Episode 152 // To All the Offensive Things We Did as Kids
Episode 151 // Turns Out Listening to Threezus Gives You Better Grades
Episode 150 // Some of the Worst Things We've Ever Said on This Podcast
Episode 149 // Walking Around Naked When Nobody’s Home
Episode 148 // The Truth Behind Danny's Genes
Episode 147 // And On the Third Day, Jesus Pulled a Sick 180.
Episode 146 // New Year, New... Pants?
Episode 145 // Go Kiss Someone Under the Mistletoe RIGHT NOW.
Episode 144 // Do NOT Tell Your Girlfriend About This.
Episode 143 // You're Hot and We're All Horny Zombies
Episode 142 // Turns Out We Have a Thriving P*rnHub Channel
Episode 141 // Your Favorite Band’s Name is TRASH. Here’s Why.
Episode 140 // Why Aren't We Married Yet?
Episode 139 // Go Ahead and Cancel Mason if You Want
Episode 138 // Never Take Romantic Advice from Us Again...
Episode 137 // The Most Potty-Humored Episode Yet (HAPPY HALLOWEEN)
Episode 136 // Mason's Doctor is So Much Hotter Than Him
Episode 135 // So THIS is Piss...
Episode 134 // But How Smart Are We Really? (Not Very)
Episode 133 // He Did WHAT in a Movie Theater?!
Episode 132 // A Moment of Silence... for that Booty.
Episode 131 // Apparently You Should Never Take Advice from Us
Episode 130 // You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
Episode 129 // Turns Out We're All Down Bad
Episode 128 // Pee Pee Can Happen Alone, But Poo Poo Always Comes with Pee Pee...
Episode 127 // We Don't Want to Get Daniel Fired from [Redacted]
Episode 126 // Help! We Can't Stop Thinking About Butts.
Episode 125 // Bad Impersonations Challenge & Saying Horrible Things While Sober
Episode 124 // You Can See Our Sexy Faces Again! (Video is Back!)
Episode 123 // Extra Families, Dishonest Orgasms, and Tornado Centipedes
Episode 122 // Mason Disappoints His Girlfriend
Episode 121 // Marvel is Overrated, and So is The Golden Rule
Episode 120 // I Think Only One of Us is Allowed to Say That...
Episode 119 // Allow Us to Give You Some Brain for a Second...
Episode 118 // Sometimes We Just Have the Worst Opinions...
Episode 117 // A Jar of Farts... The Classic Pair
Episode 116 // Drake and Ed Sheeran are Overrated. Don't @ us.
Episode 115 // Well That Got Deep
Episode 114 // You Must Be the Sympathy You Wish to See in the Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell
Episode 113 // To All the Orphans We Renamed Along the Way
Episode 112 // A Murderer with a Winning Smile & His Happy Victims
Episode 111 / We Have the Most Impatient Fans
Episode 110 // Danny's New Apartment is Baffling...
Episode 109 // I Guess Danny & Mason Are VERY Stupid...
Episode 108 // Our Business Ideas Have Gone Too Far...
Episode 107 // We Have an Ass Worth Sampling
Episode 106 // Our Second Baby is Here!
Episode 105 // These Are the Stupidest Lyrics We've Ever Heard...
Episode 104 // Getting into Literal Fights for Each Other
Episode 103 // Danny & Mason Need to Explain Themselves Right Now...
Episode 102 // Taking Credit for Everything Daniel Does
Episode 101 // We Will All Be Destroyed by Love
Episode 100 // The Absolute Funniest Episode Yet
Episode 99 // These 1-Star Reviews are Insane...
Episode 98 // They've Been Lying to Us This Whole Time
Episode 97 // Am I an Asshole if...?
Episode 96 // Jimmy Fallon Stole Our Idea Again...
Episode 95 // These Questions Are Unbearably Hard
Episode 94 // Daniel Surprised His Mom in Korea for Christmas
Episode 93 // This is Getting Worse and Worse... We Gotta Stop.
Episode 92 // Danny & Mason: Ruining Children's Lives Since 2014
Episode 91 // Gun Discounts, Wizard Lips, and Bible Mud.
Episode 90 // Kidz Bop Has Gone Way Too Far Now...
Episode 89 // Avengers: Asian Ultron - The Version They Never Released
Episode 88 // I Don't Think We're Allowed to Say That...
Episode 87 // Oops, Danny Accidentally Made F*ck Songs
Episode 86 // The Adventures of Fearful Pants, Lustful Shirt, and the Breastplate of Righteousness
Episode 85 // Revealing (and Reviewing) Shocking Celebrity Dating Profiles
Episode 84 // Our Horribly Inappropriate Halloween Costume Ideas
Episode 83 // Doing the Podcast Without Clothes On
Episode 82 // I Love You, and There's Nothing I Can Do About It.
Episode 81 // Trying to Guess Hit Songs in Reverse
Episode 80 // Swearing in Front of Little Children
Episode 79 // Zero Gloryholes, One Flood
Episode 78 // Are We Siblings? ... Or Are We Dating?
Episode 77 // Danny & Mason Are in a Better Place Now
Episode 76 // Crushing Danny's Ego for 30 Minutes
Episode 75 // Danny's Crazy, Mason's Lazy, and Daniel's Infertile
Episode 74 // "F**k me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only panic."
Episode 73 // Danny is a Hot, Dateable Nerd
Episode 72 // "Call Me Old" & "Just the Way-cy's Mom"
Episode 71 // No One Beats On My Butt Like Gaston
Episode 70 // I'd Let Tonya Harding Break My Legs for Charity
Episode 69 // The Good, The Bad, and The Worst Advice
Episode 68 // Target: F*ck More, Stretch Less
Episode 67 // Daniel Joins BTS
Episode 66 // Mason Is a Harry Potter Nerd Virgin
Episode 65 // Mason Sings with No Voice
Episode 64 // Arm-Fall-Off Boy & Sphinctor
Episode 63 // Nick Kroll Hits On Abuelita
Episode 62 // Left-Nostril-Lickin' Good!
Episode 61 // Invest in VomitCoin
Episode 60 // Millennials vs. Gen Z Slang (Sheeeeeesh)
Episode 59 // Say Yas!
Episode 58 // Happy Birthday Danny!
Episode 57 // MadLibs Covers
Episode 56 // Taser My Balls
Episode 55 // Cardi B Is Our Newest Fan!
Episode 54 // Listening to Danny's High School Band
Episode 53 // Happy 1-Year Anniversary! (ft. Rudi Gutierrez)
Episode 52 // A Happy Birthday F*** You to Mason
Episode 51 // We Fixed Cancel Culture!
Episode 50 // Das Sad
Episode 49 // Fix Ads by Swearing More
Episode 48 // Vomiting on the New Woman
Episode 47 // Vibrators & Chef Boyardee
Episode 46 // Danny's National TV Anniversary
Episode 45 // Disneyland After Disasters
Episode 44 // Why Are We Getting Arrested?
Episode 43 // 10 Things You Didn't Know About Danny
Episode 42 // Being a D*ck to Fans & A Happy New Year!
Episode 41 // Danny Walked in on Mason Naked
Episode 40 // Daniel's Dates, Car Crashes, and Superpowers
Episode 39 // Long Live the Queef
Episode 38 // Happy Birthday Daniel!
Episode 37 // You Can't Be a Good Person On YouTube
Episode 36 // Guessing How English Works
Episode 35 // Who the F**k is Danny?
Episode 34 // Anti-Fascism, Pro-Candy
Episode 33 // Daniel Babbles & We Call It Music
Episode 32 // You Would Drink Your Own Pee
Episode 31 // Have a Happy Little Hanukkah
Episode 30 // Why Danny Is Single
Episode 29 // We Just Figured Out Booze Cruise
Episode 28 // Selena Gomez Is a Good Singer
Episode 27 // How We'll All Die
Episode 26 // Titanic (pt. 2)
Episode 25 // MadLibs Theatre: Titanic
Episode 24 // Speech-Jammer ASMR
Episode 23 // Contemplating Colors & Comment Conundrums
Episode 22 // Be Proud of Your Heritage
Episode 21 // Anime, or I Ani-Made-It-Up
Episode 20 // You Swear, You Rap
Episode 19 // Trying to Speak Spanish
Episode 18 // Guessing Ages, Movies, and Music
Episode 17 // Testing our TikTok Knowledge
Episode 16 // Jimmy Fallon Stole Our Idea
Episode 15 // Danny's Dating Show Mistakes (ft. Mel Taevin)
Episode 14 // Why Our Fans Don't Actually Care About Us
Episode 13 // Interviewing Danny's TV Cast Mates
Episode 12 // Hot Take: YouTubers Aren't Talented
Episode 11 // Why We Stopped Making Impersonation Covers
Episode 10 // A Huge YouTuber Reacts to Our Videos
Episode 9 // Calling Danny’s Ex-Girlfriend
Episode 8 // Accidentally Starting a Trump Rally
Episode 7 // MadLibs Theatre & The One-Second Song Challenge
Episode 6 // Making Music Without Hearing It
Episode 5 // An Impersonation Challenge
Episode 4 // Calling Mason's Ex-Girlfriend
Episode 3 // Grinding, Accents, and Mashups
Episode 2 // Silly Singing and MadLibs Theatre
Episode 1 // Do We Use Voice Changers?
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