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Thunder Thighs and Lightning
by Kristyn & Kat
True life comedy podcast featuring our stories, struggles, and paying tribute to all women.Join us as we relive some of our most heinous, hilarious, inappropriate, and slightly controversial life experiences in an attempt to connect with you, the listener. We riff on personal stories, share insights about why we are still alive, explore entrepreneurship struggles and successes, and prop up our favorite queens. You're in for a terrifyingly relatable listening experience from the comfort of your own space. Pants not required. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podcastttl/support
Episodes
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After Hours: Episode One
I had AI write a description of the After Hours episodes for me and this is it, so I'm going with it: TTL After Hours is a feminist, sarcastic podcast where one woman shares witty, no-holds-barred stories from her life. With humor and unapologetic honesty, she navigates everyday challenges,...
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Episode 35: Would you rather?
Today we had a bit of a #lazysode and just decided to ask and answer a bunch of online Would You Rather questions. Wanna learn some more about us? Give it a listen. Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. TTL!...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Epilogue
We know, we know. We promised you we were done, but we had to bring you the epilogue. Kat is your reader for today's short episode that features a tease for another LLM novel. Are you interested in hearing more about Painted Pony Creek or do you want us to move on? Please take the time to follow…
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Seventeen
Y'all. This is it! We did it! We finally finished Country Proud! Thank you for staying with us through this process, thank you to Linda Lael Miller for creating this novel and series, and thank you Harlequin for engaging women in romance for decades. Stick with us because we have a special…
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Episode 34: Drivin' to Bananas, baby
This episode was recorded on the road in an '06 Element so please bear with the tin can rattling in the background. In June 2020, we messaged the guys from The Bananas Podcast to thank them for keeping us somewhat sane and laughing during the early days of the pandemic, promising that we'd be in...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Sixteen
We recorded this episode outdoors so let us know your thoughts on the sound quality. If you're still here with us in the romance novel, something about love, blah blah blah Brynne, Eli pops a boner, you know the drill. Thanks for sticking around. Please take the time to follow us on...
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Episode 33: There's some major spoilers
SPOILER ALERT: Lover Stalker Killer In this episode, we were set to discuss the Netflix documentary, Lover Stalker Killer, which in all honesty feels like an episode of Criminal Minds, y'all. But in true tech form, Kat's internet frazzled and she only got to watch a few minutes. However, Kristyn...
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Episode 32: Oh, I love the airport
Have we told you about Kristyn's trip to Guatemala? Probably not yet. Well, listeners, it was a doozy. Join us today to hear about the trials and tribulations of trying to leave the Pacific Northwest in the winter. Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email…
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Fifteen
This romance novel has take a turn away from romance and into funerals, RV-roaming parents, and just boring gloom. But we are sticking with this book 'til the end and we hope you will too. Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at...
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Episode 31: She probably listens to Bhad Bhabie
Today's episode is about cleaning. And lightly about having undiagnosed ADHD and being good with that. We both think you should clean your hotel room before you check out and stack your dinner plates at restaurants, but maybe that's just us. Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Fourteen
All we remember about Chapter Fourteen was that there was a lot of talk about coffee and not much talk about boners. If you're still with us on this book club journey, have a listen. Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at...
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Episode 30: These are non-essential essentials
This episode is coming out well after the holidays, but we want you to hear it anyways. We chat about our holiday goals, both realistic and fantastical while we try to get back into the swing of doing what we love: talking at each other. Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Thirteen
You'll be as surprised as we were to realize that this book never ends. We still have four more chapters after this, but today we hear about the aftermath of the bone sesh along with Britt's parents announcing they're returning to Painted Pony Creek. Please take the time to follow us on...
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Episode 29: Not so anonymous anonymous male
We never intended to have a male guest on the pod, but Kat insisted on having this "anonymous" man on to answer a round of fast-ish paced questions. She got all giggly and weird during the episode, so we are releasing this special on Valentine's Day because we want you to guess who "anonymous"…
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Episode 28: It was probably the best episode of our lives
After encountering technical difficulties, definitely NOT at the hands of the Russians that we were definitely NOT speaking ill of, we came back to our discussion of faking it 'til we make it. Join us in talking about a gastro con man, universal health care, being overly unhealthy in America, and...
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Episode 27 (Volume 2) - Voices - Guest Appearance
Thanks for joining us for the final segment of our Voices episode with our good friend Maranda, chatting about all things dating, sexing, loving, liking, ignoring it, and just figuring it out. Cheers! Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at...
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Episode 27: Voices - Guest Appearance
We can't wait to introduce you to our friend Maranda, who joined us for this multi-part episode about app dating, singlehood, chip-guzzling dates, and the audacity of femalehood. Stay tuned for the final segment of this Voices episode later this week. Please take the time to follow us on...
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Episode 26: Hashtag I wish you would chew on me
This episode is all about being alone. Needing time alone. Wanting time alone. Finding yourself alone. Enjoying being alone. And just precisely how we engage with being alone. As always, we enjoy you being here with us and hope you don't feel alone while you listen. Cheers. Please take the time…
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Twelve
The Book Club has been met with mixed reviews from listeners, but we are determined to finish what we started. So you'll have some bonus Book Club episodes dropping into your feed off-schedule so we can wrap it up by the end of 2023. Today, we are finally to the point in this romance novel where...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Eleven
Something to listen to while avoiding family this holiday weekend or while making your favorite casserole. This chapter reading was recorded so long ago that we don't remember what specifically it's about but you're not gonna want to miss the latest updates in this dramedy. We are committed to...
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Episode 25: Everyone's super uncomfortable you showed up
Are you an HVP? A High Vibration Person? Or a vibration person who got high? Or a highly vibrating person? If you don't know the answer, well, we can't help you. But we can tell you what people on social media think are the core characteristics and we will remind you that you might be a…
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Episode 24: I have wet dreams all winter long
Wondering where we've been? Well. Us too. We're baaaaaaack. And we're in your closet. Or are we? It's the spookiest time of year and there's nothing scarier than knowing that the two of us dusted the cobwebs off the mic to start recording again. Life sure got us, but we are are happy to be here...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Ten
This chapter reading is a little bit longer because Kristyn wrapped her fingertips in foil before starting - you'll have to tune in to find out why! Expect mystery, lust, the dark web, and even a good ol' fashioned Painted Pony Creek family meal for dessert. Please take the time to follow us on...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Nine
Today we are diving deeper into the Lansing family and the murder of the somehow-familiar young woman who has come to town. We would like you to know that we also did not think this smut novel given to Kristyn by an unassuming woman on a train would be full of death, but here we are. Cheers!…
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Episode 23: Hitting reset when you're over it
Ever just feel...over it? Well, we do. Especially in the past couple of years as we lived life through a pandemic and suffered loss, change, and more. In today's episode, we blindly shared tips for hitting the reset button when you are feeling overwhelmed, done, grief-stricken, depressed,...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Eight
Book Club is back, baby! You may want to give Chapter Seven a quick listen again so you remember where everyone in Painted Pony Creek left off because we are back with [drumroll] murder! Follow Eli and his colleagues on this small town's latest saga. Trust us, you'll want a drink. Cheers! Please...
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Quickie 32: I have goosebumps on my butt
We don't usually spend an entire episode recapping another podcast, but here we are. Stay with us for this riveting story that Kristyn retells not nearly as well as Karen from MFM's retelling. True crime is one of our passions and true crime podcasts not only drew us to the media format, but also...
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Quickie 31: That's why I'm grounded
TW: Pornography In today's hump day episode, we explore the world of porn. From a thrift store video camera purchase to our friend catfishing a catfish, the world of pornography just continues to delight and amaze us. Strap in and get ready for a little rollercoaster of fun. Cheers! Please take…
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Episode 22: You always have a really good vape pen
TW: Drug Use We want to be upfront with you: today's episode is about recreational drug use. We wax about friends who know which types of THC you need during different times of you life and all the ways in which the people we love support us and we support them. Please note that we do not take…
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Quickie 30: Standing on the road like an old Victorian ghost
Who among us hasn't dressed up in their finest bejeweled costume, won a sparkling award, chugged whiskey out of the award, missed a ride home, smashed said award while sobbing, passed out on a colleague's couch, caught a lift home the next morning in the ultimate Victorian-style walk-of-shame…
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Welcome Back Quickie: Life kicked us in the ovaries
Hey there, podcast pals. Did you miss us? 'Cuz we've been missing you. And, if we are being honest, we are missing a part of ourselves having not recorded in a few months. Well, we are *attempting* to get back to our regular recording schedule and have some episodes upcoming for you! This welcome...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Seven
Happy Valentine's Day, babes and broads and bros and bitches and benefactors and brethren. In chapter seven of Country Proud, we really dive in to who Eli is as a sheriff, a brother, an uncle, a lover, a weapons specialist, and a man with a raging boner situation. If you guys didn't feel weird…
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Six
In chapter six of Country Proud, Eli addresses some bullshit Ice (that's just what we call him) is bringing to his town, while Brynne girds her loins at the thought of him coming back for a New Years kiss. The content has lots of twists and turns, and we are constantly wondering where Brynne and...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Five
In chapter five of Country Proud, we get to ring in the New Year with the residents of Painted Pony Creek. All is well and good until Eli's nephew gets a mysterious, threatening text message that the Sheriff must track down. The folks in the Creek are having a drink during this one, so you might…
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Four
In chapter four of Country Proud, we finally get some action! Eli takes Brynne on the snowmobile ride of her life, and they end up back at his house. Will there be heavy petting? Lovemaking? Penetration? More big dick talk from the hosts? You'll have to listen to find out. Cheers! If you'd like…
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Episode 21: Burn their houses down
A holiday should not make you feel obligated to spend time with someone who makes you feel like shit. Today's episode is about surviving and thriving during the holidays, and while most of the major holidays have passed, we really feel like some of these tips are great for surviving the shitstorm...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Three
In chapter three of Country Proud, we finally meet Eli's dog, hear about the no-goods in Painted Pony Creek, and talk a lot - like a lot, A LOT - about penises, big dick energy, and sweatpants. It's a Harlequin novel people...everyone's thinking it, we are just saying it out loud. Cheers! If…
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Episode 20: Dibs on her
TW: sexual assault, sexual harassment, underage sexual assault This episode is a reflection on being a woman today, in response to a recent sexual assault that our hosts learned about in their small town in Oregon. We discuss being harassed, assaulted, raped, catcalled, approached, intimidated,...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Two
In chapter two of Country Proud, we find Eli testing his pride with Brynne, while she navigates the idea of a new festival for the small town. This new segment of our project is part podcast, part audiobook, party story time at the library, and part Kristyn living out her lifelong dream of…
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Quickie 29: It wasn't a proud year
For the 80s kids who listen, you'll probably remember the Nokia cells and LG slide phones we all carried around in the late 90s and early 00s. And with those memories come stories upon stories of how damn resilient those phones were! Listen today to a couple of our resilient phone stories of some...
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FJ Confessions: That's the best I can hope for
Our FJ Confessions are roadtrip recordings where we simply chose to catch ourselves riffing on topics that might be relatable. In today's confession, we talk about many things college, including laundry, meal plans, and townie creeps. Let us know if you have your own college stories to share!...
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Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter One
Join us as we meet Eli, Dutch, Brynne, Cord, Clay, and even more characters in this initial reading of the very first chapter of the very first book of our TTL Book Club. This new segment of our project is part podcast, part audiobook, party story time at the library, and part Kristyn living out...
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TRAILER: Introducing TTL Book Club
We asked and y'all answered: we are starting a podcast Book Club! Our first selection, Country Proud by Linda Lael Miller is a classic Harlequin Romance Novel set in 2021. We'll be bringing you one chapter of these book club selections at a time, offering our feedback and asking for your...
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Quickie 28: It's not basic, but you are a bitch
We unearthed this Quickie episode about all things we love related to the fall season, and even though we are deep into the Northwest rain at this point thought we'd still share with you! Despite Kristyn and Kat having differing views on ALL things fall, there are some common grounds and some...
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Quickie 27: I would meet & greet the fuck outta you
We are back, baby! Well, sort of. Kristyn is traveling to the Midwest this week to visit family which means an earful of details about the very intense get-together they've planned for her and her husband. Since you can't be there, please enjoy this episode about the Midwestern Meet & Greet....
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Quickie 26 - So I recently invested in a pool
Kat bought Kristyn a pool! Welllllllll, she kind of bought it for herself, but it's in Kristyn's yard. It's a whole thing. And, by now you know that these two love the sun, pools, cold drinks, and talking shit. Join us for this quickie about summer and how fucking hot it's been already. Cheers!...
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Episode 19 - Masturbate more
We are back! In today's full episode we explore a point counterpoint discussion to a full blog about how to become more feminine, written by a Midwestern woman who claims to be a feminist, Christian homemaker. This was a little bit tough because while we wholeheartedly disagree with the...
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Quickie 25 - I feel like you're dealing with your future self
In today's Quickie, we talk about Be My Eyes, a free app that connects blind and low-vision people with sighted volunteers and company representatives for visual assistance through a live video call. Kristyn signed up last year and recently was able to participate in her very first support call....
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FJ Confessions: I got your face tattooed on my butt cheek
Get in where you fit in. Today we are trying something new because life has gotten extra busy. We decided to record a short episode while we were commuting to work in Kat’s rig. Sit back and relax while we confess about our sex nightmares and spider dreams. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at...
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Episode 18 - These are all the dicks we've lost
In today's episode we cover the topic of wieners. From dildos appearing downtown to corndog franchises for sale to being a wiener aficionado for work, we cover it all. We hope you enjoy this very narrowly-focused time with us. Cheers! Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
True life comedy podcast featuring our stories, struggles, and paying tribute to all women.Join us as we relive some of our most heinous, hilarious, inappropriate, and slightly controversial life experiences in an attempt to connect with you, the listener. We riff on personal stories, share insights about why we are still alive, explore entrepreneurship struggles and successes, and prop up our favorite queens. You're in for a terrifyingly relatable listening experience from the comfort of your own space. Pants not required. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podcastttl/support
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