All Episodes
Thunder Thighs and Lightning — 99 episodes
After Hours: Episode One
Episode 35: Would you rather?
Book Club: Country Proud, Epilogue
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Seventeen
Episode 34: Drivin' to Bananas, baby
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Sixteen
Episode 33: There's some major spoilers
Episode 32: Oh, I love the airport
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Fifteen
Episode 31: She probably listens to Bhad Bhabie
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Fourteen
Episode 30: These are non-essential essentials
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Thirteen
Episode 29: Not so anonymous anonymous male
Episode 28: It was probably the best episode of our lives
Episode 27 (Volume 2) - Voices - Guest Appearance
Episode 27: Voices - Guest Appearance
Episode 26: Hashtag I wish you would chew on me
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Twelve
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Eleven
Episode 25: Everyone's super uncomfortable you showed up
Episode 24: I have wet dreams all winter long
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Ten
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Nine
Episode 23: Hitting reset when you're over it
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Eight
Quickie 32: I have goosebumps on my butt
Quickie 31: That's why I'm grounded
Episode 22: You always have a really good vape pen
Quickie 30: Standing on the road like an old Victorian ghost
Welcome Back Quickie: Life kicked us in the ovaries
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Seven
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Six
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Five
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Four
Episode 21: Burn their houses down
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Three
Episode 20: Dibs on her
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Two
Quickie 29: It wasn't a proud year
FJ Confessions: That's the best I can hope for
Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter One
TRAILER: Introducing TTL Book Club
Quickie 28: It's not basic, but you are a bitch
Quickie 27: I would meet & greet the fuck outta you
Quickie 26 - So I recently invested in a pool
Episode 19 - Masturbate more
Quickie 25 - I feel like you're dealing with your future self
FJ Confessions: I got your face tattooed on my butt cheek
Episode 18 - These are all the dicks we've lost
Quickie 24 - I think about robbing a bank once a day
Episode 17: Thank god they were all women
Quickie 23 - Come find us and give us hugs
Episode 16: Listener Emails
Quickie 22 - Guess what? Hair scrunchies came back!
NOPE: I will win. Not immediately, but definitely.
Episode 15: No one fucking consulted me
Quickie 21: Peeing with the door open
NOPE Episode - Excuse My Dust
Quickie 20: Bloops are here!
Quickie 19 - I take melatonin and I drink a lot
Episode 14: We're good at talking shit with each other
Quickie 18: I wrestled up sweaty dollar bills
NOPE Episode: I'm a big-boned gal
Quickie 17: They just sit in their own filth
Bonus Quickie - Club HOROCO
Episode 13: A cream corn dish, which most normal adults don't eat
Episode 12: Speaking of that, we should have a baby
NOPE Episode - Tall, strong, broad, and not delicately feminine
Halloween Special - Give us candy or we'll take your shit
Episode 11: The F*cking Haunting of Hood River
Quickie 16 - I have the butter kid
Quickie 15 - We were best friends in a bathroom somewhere
Episode 10 - The Wedding Celebration Anniversary
Quickie 14 - I'm really hoping that this is the dreamboat
NOPE Episode - Remember the T
Quickie 13 - I feel like my furniture has stories
Episode 9: The rich kids go on Spring Break
Quickie 12 - I'm about to be just a walking stencil of vinyl
NOPE Episode: Welcome
Quickie 11 - He was such a dork that I wasn't interested
Episode 8 - I was declined while heavily medicated
Quickie 10 - So I don't really remember the game Girl Talk
Quickie 9 - What's the wildest thing you've done for money?
Quickie 8 - Class rings and muscles cars should be our memoir
Episode 7: Just digging in the dirt, as you do
Quickie 7 - You puked on him and he covered for you
Episode Six: My face intercepted this nutsack
Quickie 6 - This subconscious of yours...
Episode 5: Whatever you touch is fucking lava
Quickie 5 - I don't think there's anything greater than a sandwich
Episode 4: I actually parkoured here
Quickie 4 - Wandering the neighborhood, staring at trees
Episode 3: She's made of satin and clouds and love
QUICKIE 3 - Found a pot of gold & there was a fucking leprechaun
Episode 2: Standing there in my dick crown and my sequin dress
Quickie 2 - They should totally bring casseroles
Quickie 1 - My Cramping Self Definitely Sees Two Ovaries
Episode 1 - Congratulations! You saved $186.