All Episodes

After Hours: Episode One

Episode 35: Would you rather?

Book Club: Country Proud, Epilogue

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Seventeen

Episode 34: Drivin' to Bananas, baby

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Sixteen

Episode 33: There's some major spoilers

Episode 32: Oh, I love the airport

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Fifteen

Episode 31: She probably listens to Bhad Bhabie

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Fourteen

Episode 30: These are non-essential essentials

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Thirteen

Episode 29: Not so anonymous anonymous male

Episode 28: It was probably the best episode of our lives

Episode 27 (Volume 2) - Voices - Guest Appearance

Episode 27: Voices - Guest Appearance

Episode 26: Hashtag I wish you would chew on me

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Twelve

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Eleven

Episode 25: Everyone's super uncomfortable you showed up

Episode 24: I have wet dreams all winter long

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Ten

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Nine

Episode 23: Hitting reset when you're over it

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Eight

Quickie 32: I have goosebumps on my butt

Quickie 31: That's why I'm grounded

Episode 22: You always have a really good vape pen

Quickie 30: Standing on the road like an old Victorian ghost

Welcome Back Quickie: Life kicked us in the ovaries

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Seven

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Six

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Five

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Four

Episode 21: Burn their houses down

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Three

Episode 20: Dibs on her

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter Two

Quickie 29: It wasn't a proud year

FJ Confessions: That's the best I can hope for

Book Club: Country Proud, Chapter One

TRAILER: Introducing TTL Book Club

Quickie 28: It's not basic, but you are a bitch

Quickie 27: I would meet & greet the fuck outta you

Quickie 26 - So I recently invested in a pool

Episode 19 - Masturbate more

Quickie 25 - I feel like you're dealing with your future self

FJ Confessions: I got your face tattooed on my butt cheek

Episode 18 - These are all the dicks we've lost

Quickie 24 - I think about robbing a bank once a day

Episode 17: Thank god they were all women

Quickie 23 - Come find us and give us hugs

Episode 16: Listener Emails

Quickie 22 - Guess what? Hair scrunchies came back!

NOPE: I will win. Not immediately, but definitely.

Episode 15: No one fucking consulted me

Quickie 21: Peeing with the door open

NOPE Episode - Excuse My Dust

Quickie 20: Bloops are here!

Quickie 19 - I take melatonin and I drink a lot

Episode 14: We're good at talking shit with each other

Quickie 18: I wrestled up sweaty dollar bills

NOPE Episode: I'm a big-boned gal

Quickie 17: They just sit in their own filth

Bonus Quickie - Club HOROCO

Episode 13: A cream corn dish, which most normal adults don't eat

Episode 12: Speaking of that, we should have a baby

NOPE Episode - Tall, strong, broad, and not delicately feminine

Halloween Special - Give us candy or we'll take your shit

Episode 11: The F*cking Haunting of Hood River

Quickie 16 - I have the butter kid

Quickie 15 - We were best friends in a bathroom somewhere

Episode 10 - The Wedding Celebration Anniversary

Quickie 14 - I'm really hoping that this is the dreamboat

NOPE Episode - Remember the T

Quickie 13 - I feel like my furniture has stories

Episode 9: The rich kids go on Spring Break

Quickie 12 - I'm about to be just a walking stencil of vinyl

NOPE Episode: Welcome

Quickie 11 - He was such a dork that I wasn't interested

Episode 8 - I was declined while heavily medicated

Quickie 10 - So I don't really remember the game Girl Talk

Quickie 9 - What's the wildest thing you've done for money?

Quickie 8 - Class rings and muscles cars should be our memoir

Episode 7: Just digging in the dirt, as you do

Quickie 7 - You puked on him and he covered for you

Episode Six: My face intercepted this nutsack

Quickie 6 - This subconscious of yours...

Episode 5: Whatever you touch is fucking lava

Quickie 5 - I don't think there's anything greater than a sandwich

Episode 4: I actually parkoured here

Quickie 4 - Wandering the neighborhood, staring at trees

Episode 3: She's made of satin and clouds and love

QUICKIE 3 - Found a pot of gold & there was a fucking leprechaun

Episode 2: Standing there in my dick crown and my sequin dress

Quickie 2 - They should totally bring casseroles

Quickie 1 - My Cramping Self Definitely Sees Two Ovaries

Episode 1 - Congratulations! You saved $186.