PODCAST · comedy
tight five.
by Alex
Alex. a haitian-american standup comedian and writer gives you his best five minutes of podcasting every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. keep it tight, bruh
Episodes
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bruh, the season finale.
30 episodes! a whole 30. that’s 3 tens. that’s the age people start having even MORE opinions about your life. thanks so much for listening. tight five is far from over. a very fun form of self-expression. you might even hear it all on stage one day...... keep it tight.
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bruh, don’t be a hater.
the penultimate episode of season one. i talk about haters, bad days, and my favorite subject, champagne papi.
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bruh, journaling is dope.
the last cognitive distortion #10! finally! i talk about a bit about my personal story of depression. and why journaling is sexy. keep it tight 🙏🏾
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bruh, chickens have periods too
i talk about cognitive distortion #9. general comedy tings and my fire breakfast sandwich. keep it tight.
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bruh, i’m..... hard....
i talk about mental distortion number 8! the wonders of a full, nutritious and balanced diet has had an amazing effect on my down under. finally i muse on joke writing. keep it tight.
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bruh, it’s my culture.....
contrived distortion #7. i talk about keeping fit and the mind body connection. enjoy ;)
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bruh, it’s time for language arts
cognitive distortion #6 from david d. burns “feeling good” is discussed. i meander for a bit about zoom christmas and thanksgiving while finally talking about the dark language arts. keep. it. tight.
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bruh, remember last decade?
i talk about mental distortion #5: jumping to conclusions and also reminisce on the hopeful time that was the beginning of last decade. completely unlike the beginning of this one.
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bruh, it’s the end of the work week...
i talk about mental distortion #4, disqualifying the positive and it gets philosophical as i discuss the end of the work week.
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bruuuuuh, Canada! (To the tune of Oh, Canada!)
i talk about the third mental distortion: mental filter. i re-examine the pusha drake beef and i think about why manhood has to be so traumatic.
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bruh, shut up Mr. West!
this is the second episode where i talk about the 10 mental distortion as described by “feeling good: the new mood therapy” by david d. burns m.d. i also talk about who i’d like to run opposite kanye.
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bruh, america is cancelled.
hi! the next 10 episodes will revolve around a cognitive distortion from david d. burns, “feeling good” book. this episode is about all or nothing thinking. i also talk about the not celebrating the 4th of july. keep it tight 🙏🏾
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bruh, feel good!
i talk about a book that’s changing my life right now, “feeling good” by David D. Burns. the book is based around 10 “cognitive distortions” and is a basis for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT) listen, enjoy, and get control of your #thots
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bruh, i’m a writer.
this episode. is first of all, on time. second of all, i talk about taking shonda rhimes writing class and the newfound freedom and happiness that comes with being a writer.
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bruh, comedy central.
i talk about talking to comedy central, my loosely-formed book, a wild dog appears and other tings happen.
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bruh, hump day guilt
i talk about my recent experience hiring movers that happened to be black. it was weird and it made me feel weird. now listen to me talk about that.
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bruh, celebs are getting these jokes too
this episode i talk about chris deliano (intentional misspelling) and t.i. and basically being uncomfortable about making fun of celebrities until finally accepting celebrity is dumb and i shouldn’t care.
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bruh, it’s juneteenth
i give a personal account of my juneteenth and what it means to me. also, do you really mean it when you say, “shout out to my ex”?
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bruh, remember glee?
i’ve been binging glee in the background while i actually do important stuff and boy did that show age like a karen’s neck skin in a dry climate.
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bruh.....Chappelle.
i talk about how there’s only five chapelle show sketches worth your time and other tings.
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bruh.... i’m inspired
i’ve done A LOT of growing since wednesday. isn’t that what every dude you break up with says? anyway. life is moving for me in a direction that i’m really messing with so this 5 minute stream of consciousness is that.
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bruh, it’s a 15 year family reunion...
i talk about reconnecting with a cousin i haven’t seen in 15 years! this year has been a lot of things, none of them i could’ve predicted but all very interesting.
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bruh, it’s a new normal...
i ramble on this new normal. when all this started in march i said this was going to be a “reset” but i didn’t realize how much it was going to be....
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bruh.... now y’all wanna kneel?!?
i’m just gonna apologize and say I swallowed too much for my liking in this episode but .... i talk about the global response to #BlackLivesMatter now that i’ve had some time to process
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bruh, it’s trina the classicist b***h...
i talk about trina briefly....i ask for the thousandth time, what the hell twitter is.....
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bruh, is anyone a doctor?
took an episode to process just what in the sam hell is going on out here.... ultimately started talking about getting older and doctor’s visits.
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bruh, what’s going on....?
i’m tired.
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bruh, i’m apologizing to everybody black...
i talk about jimmy fallon’s blackface fiasco and subsequent apology and my ironically more mixed than Doja Cat feelings about it all.
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bruh, it’s a bonus episode.
it’s a bonus episode of the tight five podcast since it’s the first one. enjoy me talking about the auction block at the Ellen Degeneres show and becoming android sexual.
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bruh, it’s a podcast.
this is the inaugural episode of the tight five podcast. i talk about what exactly this is and why i’m doing it. there are jokes. i am charming after all. also my voice is pretty cute.
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Alex. a haitian-american standup comedian and writer gives you his best five minutes of podcasting every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. keep it tight, bruh
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