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Tipsy Mystics
by Kimberly Darwin
Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!
Episodes
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How To Focus Your Attention on Something Without Getting Attached To It
With Special Guest Tess! Source is nothing experiencing itself as everything, and then going back to nothing Striving to be a new person in every moment The Pattern App - What is an Identity, anyway? Kimberly can't stop buying new clothes to define herself How our culture requires us to be...
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How Pickleball Could Save the World. The Difference Between Being Powerless and Lacking Control.
Back after a long hiatus! Maranda explains why she's had nothing to say. Kimberly and Maranda welcome guest Tess, the little ray of sunshine to balance the Tipsy Mystics. Guilt over Lightworkers feeling irksome at people's behavior. Challenging the "Always Be Doing" programming. It's OK NOT TO…
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WTFoff! 2022 - LIVE - Atlantis Under Ice, Preparing to Bilocate - Is 2023 the Year of Open Contact?
How Ancient Egypt is still expanding our consciousness Kimberly predicts that Atlantis will be uncovered from the ice caps Hathor's Mystery School taught people how to bilocate (Cat video bomb) WTFoff: regrets and past memories rearing ugly heads in the sleep state WTFoff: self-sacrifice The…
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Being in Limbo for Eternity?, Quit Hitting Yerself, Symbolism of Plastic, Inventers Who Care
Direct messages from the Universe The definition of 'being in limbo' Playing a part in someone else's healing Punching yourself in the face with criticism Crying levels 2021 vs 2022 Plastic in the Collective NFTs and the power issue Selfless inventors helping those in need Maranda is still…
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Goodbye Queen, Finding Magic in the Mundane, Kim visits an Otherworldly Brothel
Goodbye to Queen Elizabeth. 911 Heroes and guilt at not caring. Insurance: Are you expecting bad things to happen? (audio issues). Making decisions with partial information: The Human Way. Kimberly visits a bazaar brothel in another reality. Maranda learns her purpose of embracing the Human Body....
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Limitations! Going, Going, Gone: Anything That Focuses You On What ISN'T.
Limitations! The Self is not Limited, per Seth Beliefs we thought were GONE...not. How to be more "Me." Going: Anything that focuses you on what ISN'T. Taking responsibility for the good things you've done. Being inexperienced at joy. Kimberly meets a 1,000 year-old woman. Technology or Nature....
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Being What's Never Been :: Geese as Guides :: If You Have Knotty Hair...
Goodbye short-term memory - 5 seconds max! Humorous Universal interjections during conversations. How your past can not exist. Milli Vanilli in nature. How Maranda gauges Earth energy by the flow of creek water. Geese and how few f*cks they give. Kim reading information from flowers, having…
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Action plans are OUT...Aimlessness is IN. Natural empaths emerging NOW.
The status of war on our timelines. Hint: It's sunny A black woman in the Supreme Court: Best timeline ever Kim's biggest issue: Aimlessness Sitting on your couch and BEING Natural empaths emerging now Lightworkers not needing to meditate in caves anymore Finding someone's entire identity in a…
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Maranda Guides a Lost Man in 5D
Who decided what a wine pour is? Cereal portions in 5D. RIP Betty White. Kim's non-physical team picks spots in her consciousness. Deathwalking and raves on the Rainbow Bridge. Maranda guides a lost man in 5D. How lightworkers trigger people: would you like to know in advance? Kim's preparation…
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Earth as an Emotional Amusement Park
Kim lost her "voice" for 6-months (felt like 13 hours). Maranda experiences anger as she emerges from her cocoon. Throwing fake authenticity out the window. Mickey the Gnome: Earth is an emotional amusement park. Why do we create lives with such negativity? Introducing Anya the 5D cat. The clock…
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Living In A World That Doesn't Need Saving
Do you feel an urgent call to save.....anyone? If so, you're exploring a common theme with other Lightworkers. Kim and Maranda discuss the theme of Light vs Dark polarity, and how saving the world was never really the intention in the first place. You came here to expand in joy, and the only…
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5D Guides on the 3D Plane
Kim and Maranda are back! With shorter episodes for those of you with over-stimulated evolving minds. What a wild ride this is! Your guides are here by previous agreement, to help you expand your consciousness. They can take any shape, from acrobat to dead possum, to the cashier at your favorite...
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New Girls on the Plane, Weirdest Manifestations, Getting Pixied
What 5D versions of your family look like. Choosing to stay in 3D vs trusting yourself in 5D. Kim gets "Pixied" on Santa Monica Blvd. Why corn mazes are complicated. The weirdest way to manifest laundry soap. Maranda goes to Target for guidance. Threats: Dangling a kid over the shark tank. Inside...
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Live from the Light Grid: The Sex Life of Cicadas, The Benefit of Contrast
Tipsy Mystics live from the Light Grid, from YouTube transmission. What is the Light Grid? The Non-physical Unseen Audience that accompanies you everywhere you go. Maranda's Windfall Day: Manifesting abundance in 20 minutes. The 17-year drawn-out sex life of cicadas. How assumptions can steer you...
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Timeline glitches, A Spanking From The Acturians, Has The Event Started?
When Orion energies move to Earth and play the bad guys. Timeline glitches that make it feel like Groundhog Day. Has The Event started? Power imbalances arising for the collective. How Seth is sneaking back into 2021 timelines. Your 5D Self and your Instagram feed. 5D inertia: Half exhaustion…
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Being Funemployed, Showering Spammers with Love, Lightworkers & The Vax
Kim's Masters Thesis on Alice in Wonderland Alexandr the spammer Things don't have to be hard The downfall of corporate swag Funemployed and buying with abandon Telepathy : when pictures replace words Kim's ride on a really big multidimensional animal Recognizing the energy of loved ones Maranda...
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Fake Alien Invasion Coming Soon? Will Tearing Down Statues Change the Future? - with Special Tipsy Guest, Tess
It's a Tipsy Trio as our friend Tess joins us with her special perspective. Will tearing down old statues change the future? News of a fake alien invasion: Is it "Wag the Dog" or adventurous timeline fun? Hint: Humanity loves ETs. How close are we to full extraterrestrial contact? How kindness...
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The Suez Canal Incident: Whimsical Crop Circle, or Battle Over A Major Portal? Choose Your Fun.
No More Human Rules - Universal rules override the human condition Maranda and Kim have one foot firmly planted on each plane: Half 3D and half 5D. How Kim lost an entire company from her past. Which belief changed your reality the most when you redesigned it? Hint: People aren’t shitty. Dead...
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3D v. 5D Bitch Session - Explicit!
Kim and Maranda have just had enough of the whole awakening process, feeling glued in place with one foot stuck on each plane...and no clear instructions. If you are feeling torn between the physical world and the spiritual world, are not sure what exactly is solid and what isn't anymore, then…
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5D Starbucks Baristas Sing In Unison, When Trusted Sources Trigger You
When spiritual sources you trust trigger you instead. Weird things that awake people buy to amuse themselves. Maranda's 5D Starbucks baristas nearly break out into dance. ______ Maranda is drinking: Kombucha with pink gin Kimberly is drinking: Peppermint Tea (from The Tea Spot) with Green Dream...
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When You Know That You Can't Die, Crashing Spaceships in 5D, Goodbye Sunglasses
Maranda's car spinning wheels for no reason - when the Universe wins. Being stuck in the snow and in life. Escapes go bye-bye in 5D. Deserving to get what you give. Learning to accept help after Hurricane Katrina. Work separation anxieties. Associations made with Valentine's Day. Communicating…
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Maranda invades Kim's Dream, steals kitten. The Meanest Thing You've Ever Done. Free Versions vs Paid Versions
Maranda shows up in Kim's dream to question her integrity. Symbolism in 3D world, decoded from a 5D perspective. Subscription-based services: Do you always choose the free version? Gamestop, Reddit and unity in choices made for the collective. Kim's flashback of the meanest thing she's ever done…
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The Inauguration: Mars/Uranus Conjunction & CHANGE NOW, Where Found Money Comes From, Healing Other You's
Shopping in 5D Former Scrooge Maranda gets a new view of abundance. Symbolism of broken toilets The Lottery: funding someone else's abundance. Control vs Power Maranda's intention to champion King's Tennis. Lightworkers and Kitchen Spiders. Guides explaining where found money comes from. You,...
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Talking To Yourself In Public, Flying Glasses of Water, & Earth as a Living Library
Keeping castoff furniture vs what you really want. Imagining Earth without landfills. Functional Fixedness - Multiple uses = multiple possibilities. Uncovering telepathic skills. The glass of water that moved tables in front of oblivious partygoers. Do you believe channeled beings more than your...
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How to Avoid New Karma, Energetic Anxiety, House Fairies
Warning: Explicit language! :) Maranda moves into the house she designed 170 years ago. House Fairies and how they share space with you. Swan update. Third-grade Kim steals a horse. Why New Earth can have happy sanitation workers. Memory bleedthroughs starting. Which door is the right door? Deja…
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Jupiter/Saturn High-Fiving in Space, Do We Beta Test New Fruit Creations?
Jupiter/Saturn Conjunction and how the Age of Aquarius is a really good thing. Message from Maranda's non-physical team: Cannons of Confetti! How to redesign your past. Jumping down to 3D to take Harmony to the mechanic. Kim's showdown with food beliefs: Risotto wins. Kim meets her homeless…
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5D Plumbers, Multidimensional Breakdowns & Weather Forecasts from Another Timeline
Having a multidimensional whine session with the guides. Truckersexuals Maranda's body goes numb...and she's too numb to investigate. Kim's reckoning with risotto. Testing patience through trust. Maranda requires a plan in the 5D world of unknowns. The 5D plumber that clears drains in no time....
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Who is installing the Monoliths?, Gushing in 5D, Gloves Lost In a Parallel Reality
Maranda emotes feelings on the 5D plane. Housefly symbolism and Venus Fly Traps (Dark vs Light in the plant world?). Kimberly views life through the eyes of a Hammerhead Shark. Couples Facebook Accounts: Maranda's unexpected reply. Twin Flame theme: integration or lost identity? Who is…
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Using Emo Feelings to Create, Dec 21st: End of the world (again)? Plus AwakeCon Intro
(Live on YouTube 11-27-20) Maranda's Wine-a-Day Advent Calendar (www.ingoodtaste.com) Kids creating potions. Why? Maranda's new house has spider sidekicks (Redesigning a fear). When things you've been waiting to manifest actually happen. What is that feeling? AwakeCon.com conference announcement:...
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Lightworkers and Responsible Fun, Too Spacey to Ride a Motorcycle, Ebenezer Scrooge : OG Awake Guy
How Lightworkers learn to have "responsible fun in Wonderland." Practical Cars vs Impractical Cars: McLaren battles the Ford GT. Debbie Downers: Devils on your shoulder pretending to be Angels. New Year's Even in Pandemic Times. The most Authentic You: who is that and how do you find it?…
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Friday the 13th Orion Energy, Telepathy vs Whiskey, 8th Chakra Access, Dual Trump/Biden Timelines
Friday the 13th superstition, the symbol bank and the Orion Star system. Red party cups and empowerment. Telepathy vs Whiskey. Jupiter / Pluto conjunction and re-examining your power. Dual Timelines on Earth: Trump timeline and Biden timeline. This week's 4 letter word: EASE. Abraham Hicks and...
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Lightworker Overload, The Famous Pence Fly, Non-Judgment Testing
Election Day and why the A-K line was empty, while Maranda's stood forever in the L-Z line. Kim's non-judgment test --- bravado and smugness...until the final challenge. Flywillvote.com domain name registration and timeline jumping? You decide. Daylight Savings Time and the collective's root...
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Dreams About Losing Your Teeth, Being Zapped in the Medulla, Maranda Manifests an Admirer
Halloween 2020 Edition Maranda drinks Darkness. Kim's 2-day bender on the symbolism of teeth. Why people are so afraid of dentists. Maranda manifests a not-so-secret admirer. Connectivity issues near Halloween's full moon. Being overshot with energy by the non-physical team. How our guides are...
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How 5D Looks Like Wonderland, How To Make Yourself Invisible, Do ETs Need the Nazca Lines to Land?
Kim's fear of snacks. Maranda's swan manifestations. How 5D is like Wonderland. How Kim makes herself invisible. Purging: Spiders and the fear archetype. Natural disasters: do awake people still prep? How to identify a guide in public. The Nazca Lines in Peru: Why? Scorpio season. Mercury...
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Why Pajamas are Expensive on 3D Earth, Kim vs the AARP, Dolores Cannon & Background People
The first souls to create apples + shameless imitators. Kim's upcoming 55th birthday party and her beef with AARP. Ricky's prediction for the end of the world in 2050 if he marries Lisa Marie Presley. Dolores Cannon and background players - do they have souls or not? Why pajamas are expensive on…
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Maranda's 170-Year Old House, Hating Photos of Yourself, Why Pluto is a Badass Planet
Maranda goes back 170 years to design her new house. How kids' movies plant seeds in you & help you revisit your past. Being a Consciousness with a Body vs a Body with Consciousness. What you eat: your belief systems and how they affect your physical form. Various states of Tipsy - including the...
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WAIT is a 4-letter Word, Kimberly's Alternate-Timeline Photo Shoot, Why You See 11:11
Kim and Maranda had a lighthearted chat about the craziness of waiting for things to manifest. While 100 Million people were watching the Presidential debates, Kim and Maranda chose a different timeline...one that isn't affected by political discord or pandemics. It may be worse, though. It's the...
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Bad Behavior in Atlantis, Transferring House Flies in a Zoom Meeting, and Napoleon Hill - The OG Manifester
Human + Animal experimentation in Atlantis and why Centaurs always look mad. How Maranda eliminated squirrels from Kim's timeline. Kim transfers a fly over a Zoom meeting. Ruth Bader Ginsberg's accomplishments and why she'll be back really soon. Maranda goes back 150 years to design the house she...
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Timelines, Spam Texts and Disappearing Houses
First episode on Twitch Tipsy: It's a state of mind. No chemicals required unless you choose them. Maranda channels Janis Joplin. What to do with downloads you receive. Maranda's download: The Creation of the Universe. Kimberly's download: A full emergency rescue manual. Souls just wanna have…
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9-11 Edition: Mr. T as a Guide, Laying Around As An Art, The Weird Images Your Guides Send You
9-11 Edition: How you store primary events as memories Going through the "potato" stage of awakening Laying around as an art Mr. T as a guide Kimberly promises to channel Janis Joplin on stage New Channeled Artifact: Mysterious Lumanian Runes Maranda's Guides appearing as the Simpsons' cast ---...
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DEATH on the Physical and 5D levels, Maranda's Exit from 3D, and Plasma Insects in Your Home
From a YouTube Live Chat recorded 9-9-2020 Kimberly's "Charlotte's Web" scenario with a Kitchen Spider The death of Maranda's Ego Everything is in retrograde Future Stoned Mystics episodes as soon as marijuana is legalized in Pennsylvania Plasma Spiders and Flies are in your home right now People...
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Throat Chakra Meltdowns, Working With Seth, and Maranda's Automatic Writing
Maranda and Kimberly both have frogs in their throats...so why NOT hit the record button??? Kim's Throwback Chrome Tab Configuration from 3 years ago shows up today. Why Maranda dreads cleaning out old apartments after she moves. Kim's art collaboration with Reptilian artist Azior. The God…
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The End of the World, the Lumanians, and Bringing Your Family to New Earth
Will the world end on Dec 21, 2020? The Lumanians Choosing which timeline you prefer: A peaceful world or a sploady world? How your consciousness blinks on and off The impossibility of UN-BEING Accessing Akashic Records and how Kimberly taps into Janis Joplin Collective beliefs about the future...
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Earth as a Game Board - Catsuits and Yachts in the Mediterranean
Game Theory, Twin Flames and Gamemasters Hinduism and Leela Prime Events and timelines hooking up Meeting prior to incarnation in preparation for the Earth Game Kimberly's Life between Life session, and Maranda's QHHT session Playing roles on the Game Board - Dark vs Light Mars and Maldek blowing...
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Lion's Gate...and Not Really Knowing What That Means
Change...and how we beg for it, but freak out when it actually comes. Kimberly's misinterpreted landlord letter that sent her into a moving tizzy. Maranda's assistance in finding the perfect house---for another family. The final answer to when your Twin Flame will show up. Kimberly's conversation...
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Elvis, The Pleiadians & The "Right" Way to Wake Up
What is the "Right Way" to wake up? Are you "supposed" to eat meat, or "should" you drink alcohol? Kimberly's life as a Mexican dancer (Pilar) Maranda's Spanish Identity (Pilar) House Numerology: 5 houses vs 9 houses Seeing people that others can't see Women that leer at Truckerlicious men Bucket...
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5D Spacey in a 3D World, Visiting Hybrid Children, Living Without a Television
Functioning from that Spacey State Maranda's beef with Jesus Journey of Souls books by Michael Newton Maranda's therapy session: Manifesting money Civilized Extraterrestrial societies' barter systems Visiting hybrid children When you don't have a television Maranda's intention to manifest a pair…
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5D: Weird With No Frame of Reference
Letting go of old assumptions but nothing to replace them with. Allowing new things to come in without judgment. Superstitions and whether or not you choose to believe in them. Surrender and trusting the Higher Self If “I’m” not in charge...who the hell is?! Maranda explains Leo + the Sun...
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Awakening Symptoms: Icky, Annoying & Fun
Here's a preview of the Tipsy Mystics' new podcast. Grab a cocktail and join Maranda and Kimberly as they discuss the humorous aspects of the awakening process. You're creating your reality. Why not have fun? In this preview episode, the Tipsy Mystics share three types of awakening symptoms: Icky...
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Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!
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Kimberly Darwin
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