Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux & Dan

Happy Divorces are becoming more popular; Reyno retires, or was he pushed by Madge; Marto gets RIGHT into Fashion Week; AMPOL shows us why we're in the wrong business.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Only Fans turns to religion; Broc Feeney stoked after winning at Ipswich; Clearing out your childhood home; Hen's parties.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having livestock in the house; Trump goes predictably off the rails; Supercars' Chaz Mostert; Teen high-rolling gambler banned..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've found a worthy winner fr Brisbane's Ugliest Dog; How do you hide exxy purchases from your partner; Jet Ski hoons the new target for cops; Harris Andrews on tomorrow night's big game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you vote for someone if they offered cheap durries; we hear some lame drink driving excuses; Jamayne Isaako calls in and opens up about inside the Dolphins camp this week; Marto has serious concerns about the new Maroons' coach!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Massive news coming from Melbourne about the alleged Pullman Hotel incident; Marto looked for a talking dog; Introducing Coco The Crack Rat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some truly cringey moments at The Logies; Marto got hassled by Ear Worms; Eating competitions: why? And Margaux's night in the Valley is still costing her two days later..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't like to see a bit of biff in the checkouts? The Nth Qld Cowboys make a cheeky move in Logan, Merv gears us up for the cricket, whilst Harris Andrews gears up for this weekend's Q Clash!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barnaby Joyce comes out with another klanger; Real Estate Agents getting creative; Home & Away takes a shocking turn; meeting your Garbo and what should you do..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're looking for Brisbane's Ugliest Dog; Phins get up over The Broncs; Qld Rodeos are now the most-popular they've ever been; Dan uncovers the best disease, ideally suited to Marto!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new report saying EV dust is a thing...ok; Pauline Hanson on the rise; What are your Ekka memories; Marto provides some (awful) weekend financial advice..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elon has made space news for all the wrong reasons; A Jamaican reason to celebrate; The LandCruiser that just keeps rolling on; Dave Faulkner asked about the Engadine Maccas :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Souveniring" things that aren't technically yours; How much pocket money should you give your kids; The new Qld Governor is picked and it's a BIG surprise to some. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim Jeffries delivers some gold; Marto has some strange nicknames for people; What is your weird phobia: Panda Mart opens in Rocklea and it's mayhem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the strangest thing you've thrown on a fire; the furthest you travelled as a kid; Marto presents some fuel-saving tips to Margaux #deafearsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Alfie's birthday! And we roll out some classic Alf; hear some of the action from Triple M's Work Trip to Straddie; get the inside info from Captains Harris Andrews and Tom Gilbert!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto had a bit too much fun on Triple M's "Work Trip" yesterday... There's a chance HR won't be letting us do this again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wil Anderson drops in to check up on Marto; The Rugby League players who are going, going, gawwwn; When it it too much Merch; Undies Man on the GC gets himself into trouble..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JC from Powderfinger outlines Brissie's new nightlife rules; Oldie fails, especially technology related; Mermaids banned from pool.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has unearthed an unlikely winner at the Comm Games; Spotted: one disheveled Greg Marto Martin at Bribie; Big trouble looming at Wests Tigers; The glory of a Nudie Run.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is Aus Alert Day and Trevor Long explains exactly why it's happening; Rib Surgery is now a thing for looksmaxxers; Time to roll out the flannel sheets; Woman gets shot in the arse by police in Cairns!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A major chicken heist offers an incredible reward; do you carry cash and why; Harris Andrews says the team is in great shape heading towards September; Meth boat crewSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've done 'Almost Nearly Died'...now we have Died But Didn't Die; men are the most creative when it comes to travel goods; what kind of revenge did you get on your ex.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who says oldies don't like a tipple; we speak to the captain of The Dunny Dinghy; the failings of apprentices; BYD set to become Australia's Number One.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan busts Marto as he walks down a suburban street; which dogs end up costing you the most; Derryn Hinch was a bit of a ladies man; Dan's secret microphone has been covertly placed in Marto's place!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has seen enough and is striking his pen through a number of NRL players.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Merrick Watts has some tips for Triple M's Work Trip; hoons taking over Caboolture; Tom Gilbert on yesterday's come from behind win; You know you're getting old when....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget the Apps: try our old school dating tips; Margaux has slipped into zombie mode binging TV; Harris Andrews amused by our new recorded opener for him; Plane spotters are in nirvana at Brisbane Airport...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brisbane Broncos are back! After last night's win against Penrith, Marto calls for Reece Walsh to make a moveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canadian rock legend Bryan Adams; Picking up or having affairs at work; The dumbest Dumb Criminal yet; kids and lost property are the road to financial ruin :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan Adams joins Marto, Margaux and Dan to talk about his new upcoming tour, and reveals the truth behind one of his biggest songs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What trades get the freebies; Marto weighs in on the Suns drama; the learner driving mistakes that scare the sh*t out of you; the luckiest truckie in the U.K.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Suns players have found themselves in a bit of hot water, after a video surfaced of two players coming out of the same toilet at Suncorp - but Marto has a similar story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Those parenting moments you're not so proud of; The Sunshine Coast Twinnies are...special; Marto's terrific Sam Neill encounter...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following the news of Sam Neill's passing, Marto has shared the story of the unforgettable night he spent with the legendary actor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux lined herself up for the ultimate bogan weekend; stopping kids playing crap musical instruments; Marto's review of the weekend sport..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You won't believe what's being blamed for the Broncos' disappointing season... 👀See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The World Cup is in full swing, and Luke from Ormeau Hills has one question for Marto: what's it actually like to attend a world cup?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Queensland Maroons might have disappointed us, but the Origin message bank didn't - have a listen of this! Queensland fans let loose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From pressing fart buttons on Triple M to presenting the weather on the Today Show, Dan’s got one of the more unusual gigs around. He reveals what it’s really like being a TV weatherman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A text to Marto's burner phone reveals Dan has inspired a listener to start making some extra money...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto tells the story behind why he was banned from a local rugby club - Marto wasn't happy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why aren’t teenagers keen to get behind the wheel anymore? Marto, Margaux and Dan help Maree from Inala, who’s texted the burner phone after her teenager flat-out refuses to learn to drive. Margaux shares what it was like teaching her daughter to drive, while Marto admits to some very questionable (and perhaps illegal) behaviour during his kids’ learner years.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An anonymous text has come through to Marto, Margaux and Dan with an arrangement that’s a little unusual, and a mate who’s not sure where the lines actually sit anymore…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux's car crash has left her heartbroken; Ed Kavalee, resident soccer nerd, covers the World Cup action; Marto gets pelted with golf balls; Dolphins' co-capt Tom Gilbert on the special vibe at the club..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Channel 9's Karl Stefanovic has found himself in hot water after a controversial guest appeared on his personal podcast, with reports suggesting he could be on the way out at The Today Show. Now, there's growing speculation a Triple M presenter could be in line to replace him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rumors are swirling about Karl and Dan; making friends with your kid's mate's parents; The Spaniards are nuts about soccer; Dan discovers a new way to sell some popular ads (absolute ridiculousness here!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has a solution to the impending bird flu epidemic; Margaux came across a great business name that ticked her fancy; Qld tops the country in a divisive poll; Trump continues to throw his words around.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harris Andrews breaks down what really happened in his 250th game - and what the runner said to him that nearly changed everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.