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Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux & Dan — 244 episodes

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1

Happy Divorces | Reyno Retires | Marto's Fashion Week Review | AMPOL Loves Brisbane

2

Religious Only Fans | Broc Feeney Calls In | Clearing Out Your Parents Home | Hen's Parties

3

Livestock In The House | Trump's Delusional Granite Fest | Chaz Mostert | Teen High Roller

4

Ugliest Dog Crowned | Hiding Purchases From Your Partner | Jet Ski Hoons | Lions Capt Harris Andrews

5

The Cheap Durries Party | Lamest Drink Driving Excuses | Jamayne Isaako | New Maroons Coach

6

The Swans Investigation | Talking Dogs | Coco The Crack Rat

7

Logies Awfulness | Ear Worms | Eating Competitions | Margaux's Valley Night

8

Shoppers Punch On | Logan Cowboys | The Magnificent Mervyn Hughes | Lions' Co-Capt Harris Andrews

9

Barnaby Being Barnaby | Real Estate Crunch For Agents | Home & Away Shock | Meeting Your Garbo

10

Punny Dog Names | Census Fails | Sex Dolls

11

Brisbane's Ugliest Dog | Phins Up | Qld Rodeos Are Back | The Best Disease

12

EV Dust | Pauline Hanson | Ekka Memories | Marto's Weekend Financial Tips

13

Elon's Moon Crash-Landing | Jamaican Vibes | The Mighty LandCruiser | Hoodoo Gurus' Dave Faulkner

14

Souveniring Stuff | How Much Pocket Money | New Qld Governor

15

Jim Jeffries Gets Loose | Nicknames | Weird Phobias | WTF Is Panda Mart

16

Strangest Things On Fire | Going Walkabout As A Kid | Marto's Fuel-Saving Tips

17

Celebrating Alfie | The Straddie "Work Trip" | Harris Andrews & Tom Gilbert

18

Marto Goes Rogue On Triple M's "Work Trip"

19

Wil Anderson In-Studio | Going Going Gawwwn | Too Much Merch | Undies Man

20

Brisbane's New Nightlife Rules | Oldie Fails | Mermaids Banned

21

An Unlikely Medal Winner | Marto Went Crabbing At Bribie | Wests Tigers Debacle | The Nudie Run

22

Bullets Fly In Cairns | Rib Surgery For Influencers | Flanny Sheets |

23

Major Chicken Heist | Carrying Cash | Meth Boat | Lions Co-Captain Harris Andrews

24

Died But Didn't Die | Men's Excuses For Suitcases | Revenge On Your Ex

25

Drunken Oldies | The Dunny Dinghy | Apprentice Mishaps | BYD To Overtake Toyota

26

Dan Busted Marto | Most Expensive Dogs | Derryn Hinch The Ladies Man | Dan's Secret Microphone In Action

27

Marto Calls Out NRL Stars Who Need To Retire

28

Merrick Watts | Caboolture Hooning | Tom Gilbert | You Know You're Getting Old When...

29

Old School Dating Tricks | Family Neglect While Binging TV | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews | Plane Spotting Nuffies

30

Are The Broncos Back? Marto Calls For Reece To Make Massive Move

31

Bryan Adams | Work Hook-Ups | Dumb Criminal | Expensive Kids

32

Bryan Adams Reveals The Truth About The Summer Of '69

33

Trades That Get Free Drinks | Suns Cubicle Video Drama | Driving Mishaps | The Luckiest Truckie

34

Marto's Been Caught In A Cubicle With Another Man

35

Not So Proud Parent Moments | The Twinnies | Marto's Sam Neill Story

36

Marto's Unforgettable Night Out On The Beers With Sam Neill

37

The Ultimate Bogan Weekend | Worst School Musical Instruments | Marto's Good, Bad and Ugly

38

The Weirdest Excuse for Broncos' Disappointing Season..,

39

Got World Cup FOMO?

40

The Angriest Triple M's Origin Message Bank Yet

41

Dan Reveals What It's Really Like Being A TV Weatherman

42

The Unexpected Ways Aussies Are Making Extra Cash

43

"F*** Off Mate " Marto Defends Why He Got Banned From A Brisbane Rugby Club

44

Forging Logbooks & Teenagers Refusing to Learn to Drive...

45

Is This Play On? The Sleeping Arrangement That’s Raising Eyebrows…

46

Margaux's Car Crash | Ed Kavalee World Cup Soccer | Smashing Marto With Golf Balls | The Dolphins' Tom Gilbert

47

The Presenter Rumoured To Replace Karl Stefanovic On The Today Show

48

Are We Losing Dan? | Your Kids Mates Parents | Spanish Commentary | We Re-Work Some Popular Ads :)

49

Marto's Bird Flu Solution | Punny Business Names | Qld Tops The Country | More Trumpish Words Of Wisdom

50

Brisbane Lions' Harris Andrews Reveals What Really Happened In His 250th Game

51

Margaux Crashed The Mustang | What have You Been Banned From | Missing Your Kid's Birth | Record Cocaine Bust

52

"We're Looking At The 2026 NRL Grand Final": Marto Makes A Big Call

53

Using The Green Whistle | Origin III Diamond Tix | World Cup Accents |Margaux's Mona Lisa

54

Son of John - Max Plath | Kids And Lost Property | James Reyne | Wil Anderson

55

Our Origin Messagebank Went OFF | Trevor Gillmeister Origin Review | Dave Faulkner From The Hoodoo Gurus | Marto's Origin Analysis

56

Unusual Police Activity | Billy Moore Regales Us With Origin Yarns | Weird Things When Your Dad Passes

57

MINI | Maroons Legend Billy Moore Reveals The Bet He Made Before Origin's Biggest Upset

58

MINI | Marto Opens Up About How Losing His Dad Changed Him

59

School Formal Horror Stories | Marto's Ad For Pauline | Farmer Doesn't Want A Wife | Unmanned Servos

60

The Top Paid Athletes At The FIFA World Cup

61

MINI | Australia's Fuel Stations Could Soon Look Very Different

62

MINI | Marto Gets Caught Out By Dan

63

Drive-Through Carnage | Awkward Wedding Guest Lists | All-Time Soccer Chants

64

Worst Sickie Excuses | Marto's Building Mishap | Harris Andrews | Dud Bets

65

Brisbane's Worst Suburb | The Real Farmer Wants A Wife | Ed Kavalee's World Cup Preview | The New Superfood

66

Brisbane's Most Liveable Suburbs Revealed... Where Do You Rank?

67

Facebook Review Scams | Fighting For Your Suburb | Man Lives In Woman's Ceiling

68

Margaux Calls Out Dan Over Maroons Gig

69

The New Scam Targeting Brisbane Small Businesses

70

Active Old Fellas | Logan Eyewitness | Very Unnecessary Origin Chat

71

The Sign That Reece Walsh Will Get Game Time In Origin Game II | Dobbo's Thought On Sport

72

QLD Premier is forced to eat his words after losing a bet with Triple M Breakfast

73

Premier Crisafulli Does Dan A Solid | Kerbside Collection Etiquette | A Day At The Races

74

State of Origin Bombshell: Walsh Back as Dolphins Star Eyes Debut

75

Harris Andrews on Footy Before Social Media

76

Dealing With Teenage Boys | Harris Andrews | Margaux Gets Whoomped | Les Kiss

77

Former Maroon Set for Recall Amid Broncos Injury Crisis

78

Vegemite Warning | A Brisbane Hero | Animals On The Loose | Premier Crisafulli

79

David Crisafulli Answers If QLD Will Get A Public Holiday For QLD Day

80

Adults Doing Kid Crime | The Cam Smith Consultancy | What Happened When You Snuck Out?

81

Brisbane's Olympic Stadium: What's the Real Timeline?

82

Grabbing The Wrong Lube | Marto Caught at HSW | Cocaine Boat | Electric Blanket Hate

83

Marto Misbehaving Big Time | Dan Missed A Zero | Margaux's Cost of Living Hack | Gus Gould Loses His Mind

84

Father Of The Bride... But No Speech From Marto?

85

You Can't Stay Up Forever - Is This End For Brisbane's Defending Premiers?

86

Petition To Axe Klein From Origin Tops 20K Signatures

87

Ferrari Fiasco | Adapting Tools | Harris Andrews | Shark Investigation

88

Deputy Premier Wants Origin Ref Decision Challenged In High Court

89

Why Is Gus Gould Being Gagged? What’s Really Going On?

90

Naughty Triple M Callers | Ashley Klein Robs Qld | The Reds' Tim Ryan | Cheeky NZ Pitch

91

Triple M's Origin Hotline Calls | UNCENSORED SPECIAL

92

“Incompetent Fool”: Marto Unloads On Ashley Klein After Origin Calls

93

Proud Origin Parents | Weird Marketplace Buys | Rusty Cracks The Shits | Brisbane Potholes

94

Bronco Legend John Plath Responds To Rumours He Was Banned From City Rowers

95

The Bob Katter Solution | Nate Myles | The Necessary Origin Chat | Marto's Netflix Review

96

Could This Broncos Star Replace Andrew Abdo?

97

Aussies Are Now Spending More On Pet Food Than Their Own Groceries

98

Bull Shark Attacks Raise Alarm: Is Culling Back on the Table?

99

The Lions Investigation | Margaux's Working English | NRL Supercoach Bill Harrigan

100

Cameron Munster’s Training Absence Sparks Concern

101

Harris Andrews Responds To Lions Complacency Talk After Top Four Exit | AFL News

102

Marto's Computer Hacking | Ed Kavalee & Tom Gleisner In-Studio | Brent Tate Origin Yarns

103

Brent Tate Reveals Lockyer’s Speech Which Sparked QLD's 8 Year Origin Dynasty | ORIGIN SPECIAL

104

The King Wally Lewis | Artificial Intelligence NRL Referee | Marto's Cushion Investigation

105

Mark Coyne Reveals His 'Miracle Try' Isn't Favourite Origin Moment... | ORIGIN SPECIAL

106

Marto Calls For Ashley Klein's Sacking!

107

Dumb Criminal In A Craptiva | School Camp Disasters | Mark Coyne Reflects On The Miracle Try

108

Is It The Death of The Manual Licence?

109

"This Will Burn The Broncos' Arse" Dolphins Dominate Maroons Team As Broncos Miss Starting Side

110

What Have You Been Banned From | Comedian Luke Heggie | Partner's First Attraction

111

Former Broncos' Alleged Free Drinks Stunt At City Rowers Nightclub

112

Hughesy Drops In | School Photos Hack | Wrong Tool For The Job | Naked Gun OJ Simpson

113

Queensland Maroons Team Leaked! | Dobbo's Mail

114

First Night Fever | Oldies Stuffing Up Tech | Dolphins' Tom Gilbert | The Doomben 10,000

115

Former Bronco Claims Wayne Bennett Allegedly Monitored Players

116

Dan & Margaux Expose Marto's Group Chat Messages...

117

Legends Lunch Controversy | Big Things, Big Disappointments | Magic Round To Stay

118

LEAKED: Triple M's Legends Lunch Footage Surfaces Online

119

Almost Nearly Incest | Split or Steal | Broncos Legend John Plath

120

Triple M's Budget Breakdown: What It Actually Means For YOU

121

Brisbane Lions' Harris Andrews Addresses Michael Voss Return Rumours

122

Confessions Hotline | Pushy Mums | Smallest Mistake, Biggest Cost

123

Steve Renouf’s Origin Takes: Dearden’s Halfback Spot & Walsh vs Ponga

124

Marto's Horse Racing Confession...

125

"Most Incompetent..." Marto Rips Into Rugby Official Over Reds Vs Chiefs Defeat

126

Jimmy Carr Shocks Margaux | Dumb Ways To Die | Disappointed Mums Post-Mother's Day

127

Surprise Halfback Name Enters Maroons Running Following Dearden Injury

128

LNP Affair Scandal Deepens | Trump UFC | When You Ruin The First Date

129

Simple Money Tips That'll Put Cash Back In Your Wallet

130

Dolphins' Tom Gilbert Addresses Origin Bolter Rumours Around Teammates

131

When You Go Too Early | Becoming A Cringey Parent | Simon Black's Tips For Captain Harris

132

New Adventure Attraction Set For Brisbane River

133

Harris Andrews On Whiteboard Gate | Aussie's Shame At The Met Gala | Crocodile Dundee's Amazing Backstory

134

Brisbane Lions Co-Captain Harris Andrews Talks Whiteboard Gate & 1000 Days Without A Goal

135

Brisbane Tipped For Anzac Day Blockbuster

136

Inside The Hunt of Dezi Freeman...

137

Porch Prowlers | Robot Saves Granny | Catching Dezy

138

Interest Rate Day: Why Your Costs Keep Going Up

139

Indians Winning In Australia | Harris Andrews 100 Day Ballad | Smelliest Smell In Holland Park

140

AFL Draws Are Broken - What Needs To Change

141

Marto's Wedding Plans | Charlie and The Don | Origin Bolters | The Red's Junkyard Dog (Tim Ryan)

142

Marto Calls Out New Origin Eligibility Rules & Offers A Solution

143

Naughty Grandmas | Marto's Jimmy Barnes Speech | Margaux's Botox Tips

144

Inside Suncorp Stadium's Wild Pitch Invader Training From The '80s

145

Jim Jefferies' Mum Follows Adult Stars From Beyond The Grave...

146

Jim Jeffries Cuts Loose | Big Names At Your Shops | Lions Co-Capt Harris Andrews

147

Marto's Awkward Run-In With Broncos' Kotoni Staggs At The Shops...

148

What Your 4WD Really Says About You...

149

Nasty Bullfighter's Injury | What is 'Girl Code'? | Show Fave Nick Cody | Dolphins' Co-Capt Tom Gilbert

150

Shocker Candidate Tipped For Dragons Coaching Role

151

Growing Up In The 80s & 90s | What Don't You Understand? | Ben Te'o Comes Clean

152

Ben Te'o Admits What He Took From The Broncos Sheds

153

Almost Nearly Died | Adam Gilchrist's Warnie Story | Trevor Gillmeister Shares a Cracking Yarn

154

Surprise Dolphins Star Tipped As Origin Bolter | Marto's Thought On Sport

155

Straddie Bites Divers | New Twist For Vic Park | Quicker Than Gout | Teaching a Learner

156

Margaux On The Reality of Teaching An L-Plater

157

Bad Strippers | Dan's Bunnings Skit | Book of Marto | Dumb Criminal Strikes Again

158

EXCLUSIVE: Brisbane Lions’ Lachie Neale Breaks His Silence In First Interview Following Scrutiny

159

Naming Your Kid After Your Ex? | Getting Scammed On FB Marketplace | Margaux's Mum Camp

160

Marto's Knee Replacement | Pope Gym | Dan's Special Video For Marto | Dumb Criminal

161

Margaux Goes Full Karen Over Parking | Seeing Your Parents Naked | Logan Legend

162

Marto Opens Up About Paying for His Daughter’s Wedding | Failing Car Breaks | Calling Bundy Rum

163

Neighbour Wheelie Bin Drama | Marto's One Way Fued | Worst Thing To Do To Your Siblings | Marto's Sperm Ad

164

Margaux Spent A Night In Lock-Up | How Aussie Are Ya? | Getting Banned

165

Posting Your Kids On Social Media? | Deep Diving Marto's Instagram | Bad Strippers

166

Most Famous Person In Your Phone? | Margaux's Car Park Rage | Marto's Gotcha Call | Bad Grandparents

167

Young Adults That Refuse To Move Out of Home | What Did You Buy On The Piss? | Saying Goodbye To Appliances...

168

Marto Cracks It A Dogs In Cafes! | Margaux's Been Scammed | Marto's Worried About Nicole Kidman

169

Kids Drinking Non-Alcoholic Beers? | Dan's Pissweak Injury | Young Person, Old Hobby

170

EXCLUSIVE | The Final Reading From The 'Book of Marto'

171

TRIPLE M'S MILLION DOLLAR DAY! Shannen From Morayfield Plays For $1,000,000!

172

Marto Hassled At The Servo | Tom Gilbert | Margaux Is Now A Mag | The Super Nerd

173

Massage Parlour Mayhem | Drivers Worse Than Tiger Woods | Buried In The Backyard

174

Margaux Weighs In On EVs: "I'd Rather Pay $10 A Litre"

175

Dezi Freeman: The Police Operation & Tip Off That Brought Him Down

176

Should You Buy An EV | The New Currency | Teaching Your Kids To Drive | Deal Or No Deal Burn

177

Are Electric Cars Worth It? Here's What The Experts Say

178

Brisbane Lions Captain Harris Andrews Speaks On Fagan V Lyon Drama

179

Triple M Listeners Arrested | Dolphins' Captain Tom Gilbert | Suing Social Media | Lions' Captain Harris Andrews

180

The Battle of Brisbane! Broncos' Adam Reynolds, and Dolphins' Tom Gilbert & Kodi Nikorima | QUEENSLAND ONLY!

181

Dolphins Skipper Tom Gilbert Addresses If Ben Te’o Will Return

182

Brisbane Locals Share Their Funniest Arrest Stories

183

Marto Arrested | Men Getting Permission | Book of Marto - Chapter 2

184

Marto Shares The Story of When He Was Arrested In The '80s

185

EXCLUSIVE | Aussie Oil-Tanker Captain Reveals What It’s Like To Sail The Strait of Hormuz

186

Major Warning For Home Builders Over Surging Costs: "It'll Be Like Covid"

187

Dumb Grandpa Criminal | What Did You Find In Dad's Drawers | Cocaine Shark

188

Marto's Call On Who The Broncos Should Target To Replace Ben Te'o

189

A Reading From 'The Book of Marto' | Oh, Wendell | Chris Reason In The Middle East

190

New E-Scooter & E-Bikes Laws: Parents Will Cop Fines for Kids’ Behaviour

191

Brisbane 2032 Games Face Potential New Setback...

192

Raygun's Shoutout To Marto | Wedding Injuries | Gordie v The Broncos | Chuck Norris Sayings

193

Breakdancer Raygun Sends Marto The Most Awkward Video...

194

Queensland Only! | Dolphins' Tom Gilbert & Max Plath, and Triple M Commentator Emma Lawrence!

195

Weird Places To Give Birth | Harris Andrews & Tom Gilbert | The Sausage King | Queen Mary

196

Brisbane Lions' Harris Andrews Responds To Scott Pendlebury's Tribunal Call

197

Travis Head Joins Us | Op Shop Winning Finds | Cyclone Narelle

198

AFL's Most Powerful Named and It's Not Who You'd Expect

199

Is Fuel Rationing The Answer? It's Happened Before...

200

Margaux's Logan Nomination | Looksmaxxing | Stupid Ways To Hurt Yourself

201

NRL WAG Reveals What Players Are Banned From Doing

202

Times Have Changed: Marto Shocked by the Simple Skills Kids Are Missing

203

St Paddy's Day Dumb Criminal | The Triple Whammy Hitting Aussies | Irish Headline Game

204

The Pain Is Only Just Beginning... Fuel and Food Prices Set To Soar

205

Margaux Reveals What Went Down At Wild Mums School Camp...

206

Kyle Sandilands In Talks With A Rival Station?

207

Marto's Fan Mail | Margaux's School Mum Camp Report | Sporting Superstitions

208

Dobbo Rubbishes Madge Maguire Rift Rumour & Dolphins' Tom Gilbert In Studio! | QUEENSLAND ONLY

209

Car Expert Warns Against Cheap Fuel - What You Need To Know

210

Being Poor At The Bowser | Harry Wilson & Tom Gilbert | Paul Maric: Will Lesser-Quality Fuel Ruin Your Car?

211

Adam Reynolds Injury Update! | Dobbo's Thought On Sport

212

Marto Weighs In: Can Older Apprentices Solve the Workforce Shortage?

213

The Bundy Rum Dilemma | Oldest Viable Apprentice | This Kid Loves Garbo's

214

Former Wallaby's Blunt Warning for the NRL Over Disruptor Rule

215

Dumb Criminal | Sibling Rivalry | Marto's Rum Dilemma | Some Soccer Worth Watching

216

Margaux's Awkward Dinner Table Moment With Her Sons...

217

Marto Blows Up After Being Robbed!

218

How Much Aussies Need To Be Financially Secure | Money Expert Scott Phillips

219

Pornhub Ban | Marto's Stolen Bike Revenge | Fuel Panic Buying

220

Paying Tribute to Jamie Dunn | Brisbane To Steal Formula 1 | Finding Your Stolen Goods

221

Dolphins CEO Responds to Vegas Rumours & Tom Gilbert on Rabbitohs Clash! | QUEENSLAND ONLY

222

Bad Strippers | Tom Gilbert On Re-Joining The Squad | Rabbitohs Sperm Clinic

223

"They're Wasting Everyone's Time" Marto Strikes The Red Pen Through One Team's Premiership Hopes

224

Your Local Bowlsie Gets Triple M'd | What Do You Call Your Neighbours | Dolphins CEO Terry Reader

225

Mitch Barnett Not The Only Prop On Broncos Radar

226

Iran, Fuel & Your Wallet: What You Need To Know

227

Marto, Margaux& Dan Weigh In On Kyle & Jackie O's Breakdown

228

Seeing Your Parents Naked | Tex & The Rumlords | Brisbane Fuel Prices

229

What The Storm Need To Do To Get Zac Lomax

230

Revealed: The Safest Place In The World

231

Olympic sport suggestion has Marto fired up!

232

Facebook Marketplace Scams | Safest Place On Earth | Standing In The Sitting Area

233

Viva Las Vegas | Why The U.S. Bombed Iran | Some Whack Lawn Bowls Commentary | Vegas Weddings

234

Everything You Need To Know About US-Israel Attack On Iran

235

Best Break-Up Revenge | NRL Vegas | Margaux's License Hack | Best Sporting Sledges

236

The Dolphins Tease Huge 2027 News

237

Moreton Monopoly | NRL Vegas Behind The Scenes | Triple M's Barefoot Bowls

238

Marto Launches His New App | Triple M Barefoot Bowls Day | ACA Dodgy Gold Coast Builder | MAFS Weirdo

239

Boating Memories and Fails | Trump Invades the GC | Uber Eating Bunnings | Jacob Elordi

240

Nathan Cleary Beats The Ban...But Marto Thinks It Was All A Ploy

241

Marto's Secret Sound | Old People Injuries When Young | Amusing Winter Olympic Stats

242

Super League Star Admits Quitting One Habit Gave Him His Winning Edge

243

Duddest Dads | Marto's Dodgy Tipping | Horror Travel Moments | Margaux's Ikea Fail

244

Ex-Prince Andrew Arrested: Everything You Need To Know In 2 Minutes