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Two Cousins One Chat
by Ben Kempster & Kristy Horne
🎙️ Two Cousins One Chat: Ben and Kristy 🌟 G’day! We're Ben and Kristy, the dynamic duo behind the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast—and yes, we really are cousins! Tune in as we dive into the hottest topics in Melbourne & Adelaide and everything in between. Get ready for the kind of banter that only two cousins can bring! Here’s what you can expect from us on the regular: Hilarious Stories: From embarrassing moments to laugh-out-loud tales, our lives are full of them, and we're ready to spill the beans! Amazing Guests: Sometimes, we invite fascinating people to join us for a chat, you'll be surprised who we chat with. Fun Conversations: Plenty of laughs, including 1980s pop quizzes, and serious cousin banter that will make you feel like part of the family. Whether you're dodging work, procrastinating on chores, or just in need of a good laugh, Two Cousins One Chat is the unfiltered, barely edited, and
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68. TV Characters That Broke Us | Two Cousins One Chat | Podcast
Send us Fan Mail Have you ever properly cried over a TV character? Not just a little tear… we're talking “I need to sit down and process this” television trauma. 😂 In Episode 65 of Two Cousins One Chat, we revisit the Australian TV characters and storylines we still haven't got over. We're…
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67. No Notes No Edits | Two Cousins One Chat | Podcast
Send us Fan Mail No notes. No edits. Just another classic cousins chat. 🎙️ This episode, Ben and Kristy throw away the script and see where the conversation takes them. You've been warned! From the incredible response to recent episodes with Kate Burridge and Mike Tomalaris, to Tour de France...
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66.Tour de France 2026 Special | Mike Tomalaris | Two Cousins One Chat 🚴🇫🇷
Send us Fan Mail The 2026 Tour de France is just about to start and our favourite annual tradition returns as Mike Tomalaris joins Two Cousins One Chat for our biggest cycling episode of the year. We preview everything you need to know before the Grand Départ in Barcelona, including the battle...
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65. Kate Burridge Linguistics Expert | Two Cousins One Chat | Podcast
Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat and this week we are beyond excited to welcome special guest Professor Kate Burridge from Monash University to the podcast. One of Australia’s leading linguistic experts, Kate joins us for a fascinating and hilarious chat about…
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64. Aussie Cash, Coins & Cousin Chat
Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat. This week we somehow ended up talking about Aussie cash, coins and banknotes… Before that, we catch up on life in Adelaide & Melbourne, the AFL’s Gather Round, Ben's hard rubbish collection, Paris Roubaix, and our upcoming VIP guest...
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63. You Don't Know Me - Truth or Lie Part 4
Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat and by popular demand we’re back with Part 4 of “You Don’t Know Me – Truth or Lie.” But first… a quick catch up from our homes towns of Adelaide & Melbourne. Ben’s in the Festival State where the Adelaide Festival has been in full...
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62. Melbourne & Adelaide Events and The 2026 Mailbag
Send us Fan Mail G’day and welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat and it’s time to crack open the 2026 Mailbag 📬🔥 After a quick weather update (its so humid), Kristy shares her recent trip down to Wilsons Promontory exploring the bike trails, pushing herself up the lookouts, spotting wallabies,...
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61. Skills That Actually Came in Handy (and the Ones We’re Still Useless At)
Send us Fan Mail G'day and welcome to the very first episode of Two Cousins One Chat for 2026 🎉 New year, same cousins… and the realisation that adulthood is basically held together with safety pins, touch typing, and the occasional sewn-on button. In this episode, Ben and Kristy look back at…
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60. Wrapped 2025 Christmas Special
Send us Fan Mail It’s Episode 60 of Two Cousins One Chat and we’re wrapping up 2025 the cousin way with no notes and pretty much no edits either. In our final episode for 2025 we chat about our own 2025 Wrapped (and why everything seems to have one), our favourite episodes, some podcast stats,...
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59. Throw Another Shrimp (Prawn!) on the Barbie
Send us Fan Mail G’day everyone! In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy are as Aussie as a sausage sizzle out the front of Bunnings on a Sunday! Fresh off a very recent cousin catch-up in Melbourne with laneway adventures, Tims-toasties, and a bit of classic Gogg & McGoch in the...
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58. May Your Life Be Full of Colour, with Anna Blatman
Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy are joined by one of Melbourne’s most loved artists, the joyful, delightful and always creative Anna Blatman 🎨 From her bold florals and birds to her uplifting motto “May your life be full of colour,” Anna’s art has…
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57. I Would Never Do That Now!
Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy take another trip down memory lane and straight into the category of “I would never do that now” . It’s all about the things we did as kids (or in our wild wild 20s) that we would just hands down never ever do now. 🚲 Kristy...
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56. Research Roulette: Aussie "Big Things" & Beer
Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy hit the research roulette wheel and swap topics for a deep dive, colds, sniffles, and all. Yes, we might have sounded a bit like congested detectives, but we powered through. 🎡 Ben’s mission? Crack open Australia’s love...
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55. Tour de France 2025 Special with Mike Tomalaris
Send us Fan Mail It’s that time of year again, the lycra is out, the mountains are calling, and the sleep deprivation is real (if you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, anyway)! In this special Tour de France episode, cycling broadcaster Mike Tomalaris returns to chat with Ben and Kristy about all...
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54. Why Heritage Music Still Rocks & Icons That Never Fade
Send us Fan Mail Why Heritage Music Still Rocks: The Beatles, ACDC, Taylor Swift & More In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy turn up the volume on heritage music—those classic tracks and legendary artists that never leave our playlists. From rock icons of the '70s and '80s like...
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53. You Don’t Know Me Part 3: Truth or Lie
Send us Fan Mail In this next episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy return to their You Don’t Know Me series with Part 3 — Truth or Lie. After more than 50 episodes and years of being cousins, you'd think they'd know each other inside and out, but they’re still full of surprises! In…
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52. Childhood Adventures & Games Growing Up
Send us Fan Mail Before screens ruled the world, the streets were our playgrounds! 🏃♂️🚲 In this episode, Ben and Kristy rewind to the golden days of childhood games—when a roller-skating wipeout was a badge of honour, BMX tracks were our racetracks, and street cricket was as intense as the...
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51. "Special Episode" Conversation with Monica Revell, CEO Hindmarsh Shire Council
Send us Fan Mail The recent bushfires in Nhill, Dimboola, and the Wimmera region have had a devastating impact on the community, wildlife, and local landmarks. In this special episode of Two Cousins One Chat, we sit down with Monica Revell, CEO of Hindmarsh Shire Council, to discuss the scale of...
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50. Fifty & Fabulous - A Celebration 🎉
Send us Fan Mail 🎉 50 Episodes & Going Strong! 🎉 We’ve hit 50 episodes, and we’re feeling proud, excited, and a little amazed at how far our podcast has come! From our very first episode in December 2021 to now, it’s been a fun ride filled with great stories, incredible guests, and plenty of...
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49. Kicking Off 2025: Motivation and Summer Highlights!
Send us Fan Mail 🎉 Welcome to our first episode of 2025! 🎉 We’re back from a much-needed break, and we’ve got stories galore! 🌊 From Wilsons Promontory’s breathtaking views to kayaking and beach adventures on the South Australian coast and even some unexpected wildlife cameos. 🦘🛶 In this...
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48. 2024 Wrapped: Laughs, Highlights & a $6 Kris Kringle Gone Wild!
Send us Fan Mail Kristy and Ben are clocking out of 2024 with their final episode, a no-notes, no-edits rollercoaster of festive chaos and heartfelt reflections. 🎙️ This year brought us 17 amazing episodes, 300% audience growth (stats nerd alert!), and some unforgettable guests like Tim Bone,...
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47🎄Christmas Special with Tim Bone🎄
Send us Fan Mail This year’s Christmas episode of Two Cousins One Chat is here, and it’s a cracker! Kristy and Ben are joined by Tim Bone, a Ballarat-based chef known for his love of bold, hearty flavours and his impressive run on MasterChef Australia. Tim shares his journey from growing up in...
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46. You Know You're in Melbourne or Adelaide When…
Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat we celebrate Ben’s birthday with a few laughs & stories, plus we bust some of the myths about our hometowns of Melbourne and Adelaide! 🎉🎂 Hosts Kristy and Ben kick off with some fun updates, including Kristy’s Myki fine drama, a sneak…
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45 One Cousin One Brother - Melbourne Cup Day Special!
Send us Fan Mail In this special episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Kristy is joined by her brother Brad, visiting from the USA, who takes over the mic for some sibling laughs and Aussie nostalgia. It’s our first outdoor recording, coming to you live from Mum’s house on Melbourne Cup Day! Together,...
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44. Quiz Time: Seinfeld vs. Holden Showdown & Other Stuff!
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the latest episode of Two Cousins One Chat! In this episode, Ben and Kristy pay a lighthearted homage to Hard Quiz with their own twist! Kristy tackles five Holden questions, while Ben faces five Seinfeld-themed questions—but who will come out on top? You’ll have to...
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43. No Notes, No Limits, No Edits!
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the latest episode of Two Cousins One Chat! In this episode, we dive in with No Show notes with just a few dot points and plenty of laughs. Jumping right into the chaos, we're discussing everything from the recent wild weather in Melbourne and Adelaide and the shocking...
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42. Spotlight on Community: Tell Me More featuring Food on the Table (SA Charity)
Send us Fan Mail Food charities are seeing more people seeking help than ever before. The cost of living is having an impact on food security, and charities are seeing people coming through their doors for the first time in record numbers. This is putting additional pressure on charities to be…
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41. Spotlight on Community: Tell Me More featuring Helen Woodhouse-Herrick
Send us Fan Mail We are excited to bring you the next episode in our special series, "Spotlight on The Community: Tell Me More!" In Episode 41, Kristy reconnects with the delightful Helen Woodhouse-Herrick, affectionately known as "Helen from Nhill." Helen is a passionate community advocate whose...
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40. The Olympic Wrap and Epic 21st Birthdays
Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Ben and Kristy take you on a winter journey from Melbourne to Adelaide, exploring the seasonal vibes and previewing upcoming festivals. Plus, get the inside scoop on our new mini-series, 'Spotlight on Community, Tell Me More,' featuring inspiring guests like…
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39. Spotlight on The Community: Tell Me More featuring Wendy Bywaters
Send us Fan Mail We are thrilled to announce our special series, "Spotlight on The Community: Tell Me More!" Join us as we sit down with some truly inspiring community heroes. Our first guest is Wendy Bywaters, the owner of Wendy's Retreat in Nhill and the Deputy Mayor at Hindmarsh Shire Council....
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38. You Think You Know Me - Part 2
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to Two Cousins One Chat! In this episode, we dive into "You Think You Know Me But You Don’t Know Me Part 2." We've walked this path before in Part 1, and now, despite being family, Ben and Kristy discover even more surprising things about each other. We learn about…
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37. Tour de France Special with Mike Tomalaris
Send us Fan Mail As July approaches, Ben and Kristy gear up for their favourite time of the year - the Tour de France! In this special episode, they discuss the excitement of 21 cycling stages, late nights, and lots of caffeine. Joining them is the legendary Mike Tomalaris, the Australian Voice…
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36. School Days Rewind: The Good, The Bad, and The Nits!
Send us Fan Mail 🎉 Welcome to the latest episode of Two Cousins One Chat! In this episode, Ben and Kristy walk down memory lane and reflect on some of their school teachers who left a lasting impression on them. From hilarious anecdotes to unforgettable classroom moments, prepare for a dose of...
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35. Mailbag Madness: Letters from the Edge
Send us Fan Mail 🎉 Welcome to the latest episode of Two Cousins One Chat! From Melbourne to Adelaide, we’re bringing you more cousin banter from all corners of Australia! 🌏 🤣 Ben and Kristy are preparing for our annual chat with Mike Tomalaris and everything Tour de France. Also, we want to…
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34. 1980s Pop Music Trivia Showdown!
Send us Fan Mail 🎉 Welcome to the latest episode of Two Cousins One Chat! From the southern city of Melbourne to the southeastern city of Adelaide, we're covering all corners of Australia and bringing you another episode of cousin banter! 🌏 🤣 So, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride as we...
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33. Score! Navigating School Sports, Injuries and Epic Failures
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the latest episode of Two Cousins One Chat! with your favourite cousins Ben and Kristy who are super excited to bring you another hilarious episode! While Kristy is roasting in Melbourne and Ben's sweating it out in Adelaide, here's a secret: our banter is so seamless,...
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32. Navigating Mental Health: A Conversation with Tansy Forrest
Send us Fan Mail In our latest episode of Two Cousins One Chat, we're delving into the topic of physical and mental wellness. Ben and Kristy open up about their journeys in finding balance amidst the chaos of daily life. From juggling work commitments to nurturing relationships and finding time…
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31. Recharged & Ready: Back to the Office
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the first episode of Two Cousins One Chat for 2024! 🎉 After our summer break, the team is refreshed and ready to dive back into your ears for another year of fun. Ben and Kristy share their summer adventures, from birthday bashes to book and movie reviews 🎂📚🎬 and...
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30. Christmas Special with Gabriel Gate! 🇫🇷 👨🍳
Send us Fan Mail 🎄🎅 Cooking Up Family Traditions Christmas Special with Australian Culinary Icon Gabriel Gate! 🇫🇷 👨🍳 Enjoy our momentous 30th Episode featuring the legendary Gabriel Gate!🇫🇷 👨🍳 More than a French chef, Gabriel is an Australian culinary legend, leaving an indelible mark...
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29. The Good, The Bad, and The Obsessive
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another episode of Two Cousins One Chat with Ben and Kristy! 🎙️ In this episode, we dive headfirst into the intriguing realm of obsessions with 'The Good, The Bad, and The Obsessive.' Join us as we explore a world of peculiar, amusing, and sometimes downright quirky...
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28. Behind the Mic with Ben & Kristy
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the latest episode of 'Two Cousins, One Chat'! This episode, we're taking you Behind the Mic as we share our personal insights on starting your own podcast. Here's what we'll be diving into: Why we started a podcast and our journey A sneak peek into our recording and...
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Trailer: Two Cousins One Chat Ben & Kristy
Send us Fan Mail G’day I'm Ben & I'm Kristy. And we are your hosts of the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast, and yes we are cousins! Tune in as we discuss the hottest topics in Melbourne, Adelaide, and in our world, and pretty much whatever's is going on really! So what can you expect to hear on Two...
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27. One Cousin & Her Mum "Special Episode"
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to a very different episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben & Kristy In this special episode, we're missing one cousin (Ben), but we've got a fantastic guest, my Mum, the legendary Big Mozza (AKA Ashley)! In this lovely laid-back chat with my awesome Mum, we dive into her...
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26. One Cousin & His Dad "Special Episode"
Send us Fan Mail This time around, Two Cousins One Chat is missing one fundamental thing…a cousin! Kristy is taking a break, but instead, I’m joined by my Dad, aka Joe! Dad has been living in Melbourne for nearly 30 years, so it’s time to test his knowledge of his hometown of Adelaide with a quiz...
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25. ⚽ The Matilda Tidal Wave 💚 💛
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to a special episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben & Kristy In this episode, we're taking you on an exciting journey through the world of sports! Get ready as we dive into the FIFA Women's World Cup, celebrating those incredible Matildas. That's right we're sharing our...
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24. Blast from the Past: The Magic of Living in the 80s!
Send us Fan Mail Join Ben & Kristy in a Flashback Frenzy as they journey back to the thrilling 1980s. Step into the ultimate time warp with us, where smoking on planes and trains was the norm, and everything felt remarkably different. Ben, still in school, and Kristy, just starting her career,...
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23. Oh The Places We Havent Been
Send us Fan Mail Today’s episode is our version of a Dr. Seuss story, it’s Oh the Places We Haven’t Been Ben has lived in Adelaide for most of his life, except for 3 years in Melbourne which he calls the "Laundry Years" (this is a whole other ep), and Kristy in Melbourne. When you've been in one...
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22. Special Interview with Mike Tomalaris NOM
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to a very special episode of Either Side of Nhill, as we prepare for this year's Tour de France 🇫🇷 🚵 🗼 🇫🇷 ⚜️ For this episode we are absolutely delighted to have Mike Tomalaris NOM as our Special VIP Guest talking all things Tour de France 🇫🇷, his recent cycling...
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21. Meet the Author Special Episode with Rachel Lynch
Send us Fan Mail As promised, we have an exceptionally brilliant episode of Either Side of Nhill for you. We are absolutely delighted to present our next episode featuring international crime thriller author, Rachel Lynch. In this enlightening conversation with Rachel, we delve into the reasons…
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19. The Colourful World of Art with Independent Artist Denise Hojdyssek
Send us Fan Mail Welcome, fellow royalty, to the grand 19th episode of Either Side of Nhill with the dynamic duo, Ben and Kristy! Get ready to don your regal attire, wield your scepter, and tune in closely because this episode is nothing short of majestic. Hold onto your seats as we delve into…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
🎙️ Two Cousins One Chat: Ben and Kristy 🌟
G’day! We're Ben and Kristy, the dynamic duo behind the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast—and yes, we really are cousins! Tune in as we dive into the hottest topics in Melbourne & Adelaide and everything in between. Get ready for the kind of banter that only two cousins can bring!
Here’s what you can expect from us on the regular:
Hilarious Stories: From embarrassing moments to laugh-out-loud tales, our lives are full of them, and we're ready to spill the beans!
Amazing Guests: Sometimes, we invite fascinating people to join us for a chat, you'll be surprised who we chat with.
Fun Conversations: Plenty of laughs, including 1980s pop quizzes, and serious cousin banter that will make you feel like part of the family.
Whether you're dodging work, procrastinating on chores, or just in need of a good laugh, Two Cousins One Chat is the unfiltered, barely edited, and
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🎙️ Two Cousins One Chat: Ben and Kristy 🌟 G’day! We're Ben and Kristy, the dynamic duo behind the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast—and yes, we really are cousins! Tune in as we dive into the hottest topics in Melbourne & Adelaide and everything in between. Get ready for the kind of banter that only...
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