Two Dolts

The boys discuss #weird coach interviews DURING games, Coaching youth sports, and #vegas tips and tricks.

In this episode we discuss our infamous shot pact, weird fishing stories, and new asian dining strategies. #Shots#Alchohol #Beers delivered by trains#Fishing # Deep Sea Fishing#Dadlife

You would think that after 47 years of being on the planet, one would be able to not crap their pants....turns out that is not the case. We also talk about taxes and fraud. #poop#taxes#comedy#podcast

We talk about the constant struggle of outplaying your kids in sports as Father Time starts to eat away at your body. We also talk about Darrell & Chris having a night out.

Darrell loves Cheryl Crow.... It's weird, but we'll accept it. We talk about lake vibes and how they're different based on the place you're in.

Chris introduced a new character for the podcast: Drunk Trump. The issue with this is that Chris does characters POORLY. This one got off to a strong start and then turned into the same crap we always do...happy listening.

Today, we talk about the best and worst places to grab a drink in America—legendary dives, overrated hotspots, hidden gems, and the “how is this place still open?” joints. We swap stories, rate the vibes, and tell you exactly where to go (and where to absolutely not).#TwoDoltsPodcast #BarTalk #BestBars #WorstBars #DiveBars #CocktailBars #CraftBeer #HappyHour #BarReview #Nightlife #DrinkingCulture #TravelPodcast #RoadTripVibes #HiddenGems #Cheers

First and foremost, we would like you to listen to the disclaimers in this. Just seems like everyone that talks openly about this stuff seems to not "make it" out of a parking garage or paddle boarding.

A lot of people would think that doing a podcast minutes after putting your family pet for over 16 years down would be a bad idea - I used this as therapy. We both cried a little, and it was tough.

Chris loses power and we have a brief call in and then he hot spotted his phone and was way too close to the camera with his fat cheeks.

Jarian is back for a quick podcast and we talk about relationships, God, and Jarian pees way too much during the podcast.

On this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Casey Kasem’s infamous outtakes and Bill O’Reilly’s legendary meltdowns. We also explore Hemingway’s tragic end and the complex, sometimes romanticized idea of choosing to go out on your own terms. Raw, real, and unfiltered—just how you like it.#TwoDoltsPodcast #CaseyKasem #BillOReilly #Hemingway #MentalHealth #PodcastLife #UnfilteredTalk #RealConversations #DarkHumor #Storytelling #PodcastCommunity

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80’s dating videos. It’s our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell had to puke into a bucket from laughing too hard. Tune in for nostalgia, absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs.#TwoDoltsPodcast #80sDating #RetroVibes #PodcastComedy #LaughOutLoud #NostalgiaTrip #PodcastEpisode #ThrowbackFun #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastCommunity

Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein’s infamous island. From turning it into a Hooters, to brainstorming the world’s weirdest casino retreat, nothing is sacred and everything is up for laughs. Expect hot takes, questionable business plans, and a whole lot of absurdity as the guys riff on what it would really take to turn a notorious location into the next big tourist trap.#TwoDoltsPodcast#ComedyPodcast#EpsteinIsland#Satire#AbsurdIdeas#PodcastHumor#ConspiracyComedy#WhatIf#DarkHumor#RepurposingHistory#LaughOutLoud#RidiculousBusiness#NoTopicOffLimits

Chris talks about his hellish drive through a blizzard

Darrell slowly turns into a puddle

Darrell showed up to the show absolutely hammered

The guys stumble on an article about a Tiger born with DS....while we're a fan of the DS community and have helped over the years, we took a very "comedic" approach to talking about nature...We also talked about John Hamm and even freezing ourselves criogenically while we wait for our crypto to hit.

We discuss wanting to be a good person, but we know we're absolute trash

We talk about getting haircuts while everyone fully knows you're rapidly balding.

Darrell came down to visit, and we recapped the weekend!

We discuss the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, and also talk about freedom of speech.

This week we went everywhere:💰 Chris bets Darrell he can book the guy The Town was based on🦊 Furry conventions… we have questions🌀 Man gets sucked into an MRI machine (yep, really)🕺 Chubby Checker isn’t dead???From Boston bank heists to dance floor legends — it’s peak Dolts chaos.#TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #TheTown #FurryConvention #MRIAccident #ChubbyChecker #UnfilteredPodcast #LaughTilItHurts #PodcastersOfInstagram #ForTheWrongReason #FridayVibes

This week’s chaos:💋 Guy suing Coldplay over a kiss cam moment🤦‍♂️ Realizing we might be too dumb to be content creators🍺 That time we actually hung out with AfromanIt’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unintentionally hilarious.#TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #KissCam #Coldplay #Afroman #ContentCreators #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughOutLoud #UnfilteredPodcast #FridayVibes #ForTheWrongReason

This week we covered… well… everything:🍼 Kids doing kid things🐶 New dogs and the chaos they bring🤖 Using AI to track Nancy Pelosi’s stock moves⚾ Jim Abbott & the home run story you didn’t expect🚧 People getting in the way (literally & metaphorically)It’s the kind of random, caffeinated conversation you only get from Two Dolts.#TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #NancyPelosiStocks #AI #JimAbbott #ParentLife #DogLife #RandomPodcast #PodcastVibes #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughMore #FridayEnergy #ForTheWrongReason

🏀🔥 F&cked Up Friday – WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats 🔥🏀This week we tackled the spicy stuff:💥 Why WNBA marketing feels off📢 When support turns into force🤷‍♂️ Are they missing the real audience?Unfiltered takes, bourbon in hand, and zero apologies.#TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #ComedyPodcast #WNBA #BadMarketing #SportsTalk #UnfilteredPodcast #HotTake #BourbonAndBanter #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughOrCancelUs #FridayVibes

🦝🥃 F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS 🥃🦝This week’s chaos includes:🥃 Getting used to bourbon (finally… maybe)🏀 WNBA “Pay Us What You Owe Us” T-shirts – thoughts were had🌆 Chris professes his love for Chicago (again)It’s bourbon-fueled banter with just enough trash panda energy to get you through the weekend.#TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #TrashedPandas #ComedyPodcast #BourbonLife #WNBA #PayUsWhatYouOweUs #ChrisLovesChicago #PodcastVibes #PodcastersOfInstagram #DrinkResponsibly #FridayFun #LaughTilItHurts #PodcastHumor

This week we went down the rabbit hole on:💸 Tax write-offs for charitable donations (are they really worth it?)🎟️ Tipping on 50/50 raffles — genius move or just plain weird?It’s the Friday chaos you didn’t know you needed.🎙️ Listen. Laugh. Question humanity.#TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #PodcastLife #CharitableDonations #TaxWriteOffs #RaffleLife #TippingDebate #ComedyPodcast #FridayFun #PodcastVirality #PodcastersOfInstagram #ListenLaughRepeat #PodcastHumor #WeSaidWhatWeSaid #ForTheWrongReason

We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.

We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.

Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.

Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.

We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house

This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things.#TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #PointlessConversation #ComedyPodcast #TVTalk #AntiAuthority #RaccoonVsPossum #PodcastLife #BrownLiquorEnergy

The Dolts are back and deep in the sauce—literally and spiritually. In this episode, we explore the mysterious "Drunk Zone": that fine line between fun and full-blown possession. Is there a point where booze opens a portal to the spirit world… or just to bad decisions? We ask the hard-hitting questions: Can a hangover be haunted? Does tequila have a soul? And how much is too much?Expect chaotic laughs, unqualified science, embarrassing stories, and a mild existential crisis or two. Cheers!#TwoDolts #DrunkZone #SpiritualHangover #ComedyPodcast #TequilaMysteries #HowMuchIsTooMuch #BrownLiquorPhilosophy,

It’s a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner’s many wives, give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez, and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged.🥂 #TwoDoltsPodcast #SundayBrunchShow #HughHefner #PudgeRodriguez #ComedyPodcast #UnfilteredTalk #PodcastLife #BrunchVibes #DoltsOnTheMic #BaseballThrowbacks #PopCultureChat

The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday—and the hot takes are flowing. We’re talking about Mr. Beast catching heat, why baccarat is the worst game in the casino, and gambling stories from New Orleans. It’s chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it.🎙️ #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #MrBeast #BaccaratSucks #NewOrleansGambling #ComedyPodcast #CasinoStories #WhiskeyTalk #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastLife

Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.

It’s Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope, pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy. #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter

The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.

We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.

A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap

Tom Selleck for the win!

Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"

We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.

Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!

We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes

We say farewell to hooters.

Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors