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Two Dolts — 245 episodes

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Vinny's Heckle Hole Recap!

2

The top 32 Dad Sayings Bracket Challenge!

3

Sober Post-dated Drunkedness | Actors That Are So Good You Hate Them

4

Taxes in Illinois & NY | Thoughts about moving back to Buffalo | Buffalo Sports

5

The epitome of male friendships - one hour of us being brutal to each other

6

Weird Coach Interviews | Coaching Youth Sports | Vegas baby Vegas

7

The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife

8

Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)

9

Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |

10

Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow

11

Drunk Trump & Enigmas

12

Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In

13

Policy Vs Person | Darrell Goes Scorched Earth |

14

Chris had to put his 18 year old dog down. RIP NILLA

15

Chris loses power - We still press on and fight the good fight!

16

Jarion Is BACK | We give relationship advice - It ends poorly....oh and we talk about God/Religion

17

Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and Hemingway

18

Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By FAR our funniest episode!

19

JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)

20

Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.

21

Chris's Trip From Madison, WI

22

Darrell is hammereder

23

Darrell is RIPPED

24

Tardy The Tiger

25

Would you donate a kidney?

26

Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics

27

Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago

28

Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate

29

🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️

30

🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️

31

🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️

32

WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats

33

F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS

34

F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling

35

Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity

36

Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert

37

Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.

38

Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN

39

Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You

40

NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation

41

The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?

42

Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez

43

Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans

44

Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!

45

Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

46

Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

47

New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War Started and Ended at the same house

48

Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

49

What Celebrity Would You Want to Look Like?

50

Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax

51

Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!

52

Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

53

Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes

54

Saturday Matinee | Cold Open | Hooters is Closing

55

Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby

56

We discuss Chris's obvious autism

57

Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show

58

Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.

59

How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing

60

We're International! | Norm MacDonald - Germany | NFL Playoff Preview

61

Trashed Pandas | Chris Has AutoTune | Bad Wives | Hammered

62

20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers

63

Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered

64

Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo

65

Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense

66

Penny Trial & Relationship Pardons

67

Common Core Math (WTF) | Drinking Games & House Parties | Joko "Good"

68

Tyson Post Fight. Lame - Don't listen to this episode.

69

NFL Firings and Bills Mafia

70

NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight

71

The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.

72

A Very Dolt Halloween

73

WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest

74

Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age

75

Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?

76

Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs | Toe the line on subject matter

77

America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes

78

(WARNING: OFFENSIVE) When you say "you look like someone I know" and they reject the notion.

79

Kids | One Night Stands | Marriage

80

Oasis Reunion | Vegas | Kamala | Tua's Concussion

81

Concentration Camps | Germany's National Bird |

82

Bad Fair Prizes | Kids are Annoying

83

Trashed Pandas: Shoulder Issues | Friends go to wrong hotel | Chris Books Air BnB for the wrong date

84

New Comedians on the Come Up | 12/18/24 challenge

85

Vinny's Live Podcast: Snoop at the Olympics, Vag Inception

86

Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived

87

4th of July Trashed Pandas!

88

Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?

89

If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes forever?

90

We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-world things

91

Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.

92

Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces

93

Trashed Pandas

94

Best Sports Movies of All Time - We totally forgot boxing...we're dumb

95

Chris Meets a Nice Lesbian Couple (Zoe & Emily) | Love Languages | Homeless Carpentry Skills

96

TRASHED PANDAS (we're drunk): Darrell's DJ name | Favorite Jordans | Chris Buys Reebok Pumps

97

An Idiots Guide To Trimming Naughty Parts

98

Darrell Drives This Show: Tyson/Paul and other shenanigans

99

Afroman Interview Recap | Drinking in Columbus | Whitecastle

100

Afroman!

101

Statue of Limitations

102

Brown Liquor Friday Pt:2 - Off The RAILS & Chris Teleports to another dimension

103

Brown Liquor Friday: Bills Playoff Loss, Michigan's New Coach, Average Marriage Length

104

The Big Sell Out: Sponsors, Adult Stores, Weird Porno Titles, and Dildos

105

Darrell is on a MEAN STREAK.

106

Two Dolts Unleashed: True Crime, Current Events, and a poor attempt at comedy.

107

Tez Returns

108

2023 Year End CLIP SHOWWWW

109

Sports Recap: Bills are done, Michigan Beat Ohio (We were DRUNK)

110

Drink Responsibly??

111

What makes deadly jobs deadly - harsh conditions, or perhaps lower intelligence?

112

OK, Terrific! Podcast Episode: Marty McFly 2.0 – Time Travel Shenanigans in 2023 to 1993 to 1985

113

OK, Terrific! Podcast Episode: Blockbuster Bonanza – Unveiling the Most Profitable Movies of All Time

114

Unpacking "Songs That Get White People Turnt" Playlist on Spotify

115

Our New Rap Intro! We're surely going to be famous now.

116

Home Self Defense | Chris Fails Sober October

117

Friday the 13th: Who had more kills: Jason, Freddy, Michael, Rambo, The Terminator, or John Wick?

118

Ever wonder where certain phrases come from? Would you buy a castle?

119

Taylor Swifts Vegas Sphere in Your Moms Pantaloons

120

Jarion's Return | How Do You See Women? | Misuse of "Mural"

121

Ecobars Unicorn | Family Pictures | Black Flies | Chris's Tongue Sabotages Him

122

Golf Trip Recap | Witness Protection | Can we use the "C" word again?

123

The ole HJ Twist Move - Who invented this gamechanger? | Bad meditation app

124

The Death of Rick Jeanneret & What has the higher death ratio: Being a cook for a democratic president or serving in WW2?

125

The Impending Depression | Born in the US-YaY | What Decade Would Want to Live Over Again

126

Big Money, Queen Of Chaos, Kim Jung IL Golf God

127

The Evisceration of Chris Baumgarden

128

We Continue to Get Banned | Rasputins Huge Hog | Chris Finds God

129

Race-ish | 16th Century Boat Rides | Restaurant Reservations | This title is a lie

130

Jarion Movie Scenarios (We ask Jarion weird scenarios and see if he understands we're talking about blockbuster movies) | Hood Yoga Namistake | Burnt Coffee

131

The Tuck Rule | Bathing Suit Boycotts...or is it Theycotts...? We can't tell.

132

Jinkies makes a massive return | Celebrities that Aged Well and Not So Well

133

"Black in the saddle" | Jarion is ON ONE today | Blazing Saddles

134

THE TRASHED PANDAS!!!! | A load that looks like Jerry West | Dad Turds | Answer the Internet

135

It's Chris's birthday Podcast! Jarian Thinks Paul Revere never saw a black man.

136

Load Management??? Bud Lite, Bulges, and the White Boy Summer takeover

137

The Underground Pal-Road: Part 2: Jarion falls asleep | We discuss the rapper Chingy | All the things you shouldn't say.

138

The Underground Pal-road: Part 1: | Jarion gets pulled over | Black people and magic

139

The "poophole loophole"? Weight restrictions in a prenup? Black & White Culture when it comes to fanny size.

140

Hey, do you know what "soaking" is? Want to? How good are you at jumping on a bed?

141

Let us be (Ann) Frank, this show sucks. Chris can't "finish" for 40 days, Darrell gives up beer, Jarion was on time...not

142

We talk about terms/words you can't use anymore

143

We ramble. Our podcast sucks - sorry

144

Whats up with Damar Hamin? | We debunk conspiracy theories....or do we....

145

The Truth | Race Relations | Why Can't We all Get Along? | Funny

146

Season 3 is here! Big ups to Crown Apple for making fools of us all. We try a drink Tom Hanks likes, it sucks.

147

How fast would you cook the person next to you if you crashed in the amazon | Weird Survival Stories | Not sure - Bourbon

148

How would you K!ll yourself? | Whoo Whoo ICP Kid | Crazy Dwarf Story | Ghosts

149

We try to plan our rebrand | Walrus jacks it and cancels New Years Eve Fireworks.

150

Christmas Vacation watch party - Darrell's internet goes out. Chris does most of it alone. Listen to him STRUGGLE

151

Chris has a dream about heaven and gets explained rules by his dead dad.

152

The boys talk about the 1980's movies and PC culture & the buffalo snow

153

Chris hires independent fact checkers to live-check him - it doesn't work. Locked up.

154

I think Chris is HELL BENT on getting cancelled

155

Bert Kreisher's love letter to drinking, the worst kiss ever, and can a d!ck wear a fez?

156

How much semen does Hark Muckerberg need from you to get out of FB Jail?

157

We talk urban legends like the *ewbacabra

158

Live Show Recap!!!!! Donation to The National Association for Down Syndrome

159

Sunday Bloody Sunday | Chris' mom joins the show

160

The Boys Plan For Burning Man 2025

161

Bad Sitcoms | Cobwebs | Fireball | Football Picks Week 2

162

NFL Season is upon us | The Queen is Dead

163

Live podcast while camping

164

London comes back to the show for a full episode.

165

The Two Dolts News Show

166

The Trashed Panda Episode

167

The guys talk about their live shows.

168

Live at Vinny's PT: 2: Sarah Sings Songs!!!!

169

Live Podcast at Vinny's PT: 1. Male part names in other languages, Fair Chicks, and more!

170

Would you rather dump someone or be dumped? We also talk average height and "length" in men.

171

Best or Worst & Most Google'd terms vs Most Searched Porn terms

172

Survival Stories that are INSANE, Staircase of Loretto, Teaching Kids to be Entrepreneurial.

173

London is Falling

174

Chris Kills Himself - Spiritually

175

Runs DJB - Darrell has the runs

176

Found Gold Nugget and Megan Fox Blood

177

The hardest we've laughed in forever: Gameshow Pitch Ideas

178

Depp, Musk, and turd pillows

179

The Return of Tez

180

They settle on an event in the summer!!! DoltFEST

181

Darrell was in a Coma for a MONTH!!!! Lets catch him up!

182

Darrell is SMASHED

183

Adam Sandler Leading Women Draft

184

We make fun of each other...I think.

185

Minnie in a pantsuit and which one of the guys would be the hottest chick

186

We're All-Stars Now...in the WOKE SHOW

187

What's the worst way to die?

188

Football bets & other things

189

Egypt and Aliens

190

We talk about time travel...very very stupidly.

191

We have our second ever guest sit in. We talk Betty White, John Madden, and other stuff of less importance.

192

the guys plan an event

193

Weather ruins everything

194

Darrell is Back in Studio

195

London and Chris #2

196

Halloween part DEUXX

197

Return of the Dolti: Darrell the DJ

198

The BOYZZZZ are back in towwwnwnnnn

199

The Saturday Matinee Show: RIP Norm Macdonald

200

CHRIS rips his shoulder in half / TOM brady / mini horses

201

The Great Golf Recap

202

The guys try twitch and it fails miserably.

203

The guys taste HOT ONES LAST DAB hot sauce - Darrell Cries, Chris isn't phased because he's dead inside.

204

Mars Rovers and Such

205

The Would You Rather Episode

206

The anniversary show

207

The guys are back from Vacation

208

Chris is in a MOOD

209

Weird Beer 3

210

A Very Offensive Episode.

211

The Dolts + 1: Human Monkeys, NYC Women of the night, Curling wand or Alien P*nis?

212

Power Hour

213

Noah's Ark, Murder Hornets, and drunken buffoonery.

214

Betting and Basketball

215

BACK AT IT.

216

Has a man ever been bit in the D*ck by a turtle?

217

Allegedly + The Most Beautiful Women in the World

218

The Joy of Having Children

219

Darrell Starts This Episode Asleep, Chris Gets Rescued By The Human Cheat Code

220

Back in the saddle.

221

Darrell's Rainbow Sunday's

222

2020 Year in Review

223

Baltimore Redux

224

Thanksgiving and other fun shenanigans

225

Weird Beer 2

226

The Boys Do Baltimore

227

Episode 19:A utopian society

228

Spies Like Us: The Culper Ring

229

Bar Fights and shenanigans

230

Wine night,SON!

231

Trouser Gremlins & Dogsh*t

232

New Format and Half a 'Cast

233

Two Dolts Episode 13:Darrell Does England

234

Two Pickets to Shitsberg

235

Two Dolts Episode 11: Master Debators

236

Two Dolts Episode 10: Parallel Pooping

237

Two Dolts Episode 9: Darrell is a Bully

238

Two Dolts Episode 8: Ghosts & Vegas (LITERALLY - welcome Dopey)

239

Episode 7:Pals

240

Two Dolts Episode 6:PCU, Aliens, Turtles & Genius

241

Chris & Darrell Save The World

242

The Sea Is Life - Chris wants to be a pirate

243

The invention of suction cups (AKA: LOVE)

244

What. A. Pile. Of. Crap (AKA: Fear and Loathing)

245

You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world.