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Two Dolts — 244 episodes
The top 32 Dad Sayings Bracket Challenge!
Sober Post-dated Drunkedness | Actors That Are So Good You Hate Them
Taxes in Illinois & NY | Thoughts about moving back to Buffalo | Buffalo Sports
The epitome of male friendships - one hour of us being brutal to each other
Weird Coach Interviews | Coaching Youth Sports | Vegas baby Vegas
The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife
Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)
Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |
Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow
Drunk Trump & Enigmas
Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In
Policy Vs Person | Darrell Goes Scorched Earth |
Chris had to put his 18 year old dog down. RIP NILLA
Chris loses power - We still press on and fight the good fight!
Jarion Is BACK | We give relationship advice - It ends poorly....oh and we talk about God/Religion
Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and Hemingway
Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By FAR our funniest episode!
JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)
Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.
Chris's Trip From Madison, WI
Darrell is hammereder
Darrell is RIPPED
Tardy The Tiger
Would you donate a kidney?
Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics
Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago
Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate
🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️
🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️
🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️
WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats
F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS
F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling
Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity
Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert
Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.
Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN
Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You
NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation
The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?
Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez
Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans
Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!
Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy
Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience
New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War Started and Ended at the same house
Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap
What Celebrity Would You Want to Look Like?
Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax
Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!
Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes
Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes
Saturday Matinee | Cold Open | Hooters is Closing
Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby
We discuss Chris's obvious autism
Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show
Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.
How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing
We're International! | Norm MacDonald - Germany | NFL Playoff Preview
Trashed Pandas | Chris Has AutoTune | Bad Wives | Hammered
20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers
Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered
Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo
Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense
Penny Trial & Relationship Pardons
Common Core Math (WTF) | Drinking Games & House Parties | Joko "Good"
Tyson Post Fight. Lame - Don't listen to this episode.
NFL Firings and Bills Mafia
NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight
The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.
A Very Dolt Halloween
WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest
Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age
Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?
Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs | Toe the line on subject matter
America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes
(WARNING: OFFENSIVE) When you say "you look like someone I know" and they reject the notion.
Kids | One Night Stands | Marriage
Oasis Reunion | Vegas | Kamala | Tua's Concussion
Concentration Camps | Germany's National Bird |
Bad Fair Prizes | Kids are Annoying
Trashed Pandas: Shoulder Issues | Friends go to wrong hotel | Chris Books Air BnB for the wrong date
New Comedians on the Come Up | 12/18/24 challenge
Vinny's Live Podcast: Snoop at the Olympics, Vag Inception
Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived
4th of July Trashed Pandas!
Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?
If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes forever?
We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-world things
Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.
Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces
Trashed Pandas
Best Sports Movies of All Time - We totally forgot boxing...we're dumb
Chris Meets a Nice Lesbian Couple (Zoe & Emily) | Love Languages | Homeless Carpentry Skills
TRASHED PANDAS (we're drunk): Darrell's DJ name | Favorite Jordans | Chris Buys Reebok Pumps
An Idiots Guide To Trimming Naughty Parts
Darrell Drives This Show: Tyson/Paul and other shenanigans
Afroman Interview Recap | Drinking in Columbus | Whitecastle
Afroman!
Statue of Limitations
Brown Liquor Friday Pt:2 - Off The RAILS & Chris Teleports to another dimension
Brown Liquor Friday: Bills Playoff Loss, Michigan's New Coach, Average Marriage Length
The Big Sell Out: Sponsors, Adult Stores, Weird Porno Titles, and Dildos
Darrell is on a MEAN STREAK.
Two Dolts Unleashed: True Crime, Current Events, and a poor attempt at comedy.
Tez Returns
2023 Year End CLIP SHOWWWW
Sports Recap: Bills are done, Michigan Beat Ohio (We were DRUNK)
Drink Responsibly??
What makes deadly jobs deadly - harsh conditions, or perhaps lower intelligence?
OK, Terrific! Podcast Episode: Marty McFly 2.0 – Time Travel Shenanigans in 2023 to 1993 to 1985
OK, Terrific! Podcast Episode: Blockbuster Bonanza – Unveiling the Most Profitable Movies of All Time
Unpacking "Songs That Get White People Turnt" Playlist on Spotify
Our New Rap Intro! We're surely going to be famous now.
Home Self Defense | Chris Fails Sober October
Friday the 13th: Who had more kills: Jason, Freddy, Michael, Rambo, The Terminator, or John Wick?
Ever wonder where certain phrases come from? Would you buy a castle?
Taylor Swifts Vegas Sphere in Your Moms Pantaloons
Jarion's Return | How Do You See Women? | Misuse of "Mural"
Ecobars Unicorn | Family Pictures | Black Flies | Chris's Tongue Sabotages Him
Golf Trip Recap | Witness Protection | Can we use the "C" word again?
The ole HJ Twist Move - Who invented this gamechanger? | Bad meditation app
The Death of Rick Jeanneret & What has the higher death ratio: Being a cook for a democratic president or serving in WW2?
The Impending Depression | Born in the US-YaY | What Decade Would Want to Live Over Again
Big Money, Queen Of Chaos, Kim Jung IL Golf God
The Evisceration of Chris Baumgarden
We Continue to Get Banned | Rasputins Huge Hog | Chris Finds God
Race-ish | 16th Century Boat Rides | Restaurant Reservations | This title is a lie
Jarion Movie Scenarios (We ask Jarion weird scenarios and see if he understands we're talking about blockbuster movies) | Hood Yoga Namistake | Burnt Coffee
The Tuck Rule | Bathing Suit Boycotts...or is it Theycotts...? We can't tell.
Jinkies makes a massive return | Celebrities that Aged Well and Not So Well
"Black in the saddle" | Jarion is ON ONE today | Blazing Saddles
THE TRASHED PANDAS!!!! | A load that looks like Jerry West | Dad Turds | Answer the Internet
It's Chris's birthday Podcast! Jarian Thinks Paul Revere never saw a black man.
Load Management??? Bud Lite, Bulges, and the White Boy Summer takeover
The Underground Pal-Road: Part 2: Jarion falls asleep | We discuss the rapper Chingy | All the things you shouldn't say.
The Underground Pal-road: Part 1: | Jarion gets pulled over | Black people and magic
The "poophole loophole"? Weight restrictions in a prenup? Black & White Culture when it comes to fanny size.
Hey, do you know what "soaking" is? Want to? How good are you at jumping on a bed?
Let us be (Ann) Frank, this show sucks. Chris can't "finish" for 40 days, Darrell gives up beer, Jarion was on time...not
We talk about terms/words you can't use anymore
We ramble. Our podcast sucks - sorry
Whats up with Damar Hamin? | We debunk conspiracy theories....or do we....
The Truth | Race Relations | Why Can't We all Get Along? | Funny
Season 3 is here! Big ups to Crown Apple for making fools of us all. We try a drink Tom Hanks likes, it sucks.
How fast would you cook the person next to you if you crashed in the amazon | Weird Survival Stories | Not sure - Bourbon
How would you K!ll yourself? | Whoo Whoo ICP Kid | Crazy Dwarf Story | Ghosts
We try to plan our rebrand | Walrus jacks it and cancels New Years Eve Fireworks.
Christmas Vacation watch party - Darrell's internet goes out. Chris does most of it alone. Listen to him STRUGGLE
Chris has a dream about heaven and gets explained rules by his dead dad.
The boys talk about the 1980's movies and PC culture & the buffalo snow
Chris hires independent fact checkers to live-check him - it doesn't work. Locked up.
I think Chris is HELL BENT on getting cancelled
Bert Kreisher's love letter to drinking, the worst kiss ever, and can a d!ck wear a fez?
How much semen does Hark Muckerberg need from you to get out of FB Jail?
We talk urban legends like the *ewbacabra
Live Show Recap!!!!! Donation to The National Association for Down Syndrome
Sunday Bloody Sunday | Chris' mom joins the show
The Boys Plan For Burning Man 2025
Bad Sitcoms | Cobwebs | Fireball | Football Picks Week 2
NFL Season is upon us | The Queen is Dead
Live podcast while camping
London comes back to the show for a full episode.
The Two Dolts News Show
The Trashed Panda Episode
The guys talk about their live shows.
Live at Vinny's PT: 2: Sarah Sings Songs!!!!
Live Podcast at Vinny's PT: 1. Male part names in other languages, Fair Chicks, and more!
Would you rather dump someone or be dumped? We also talk average height and "length" in men.
Best or Worst & Most Google'd terms vs Most Searched Porn terms
Survival Stories that are INSANE, Staircase of Loretto, Teaching Kids to be Entrepreneurial.
London is Falling
Chris Kills Himself - Spiritually
Runs DJB - Darrell has the runs
Found Gold Nugget and Megan Fox Blood
The hardest we've laughed in forever: Gameshow Pitch Ideas
Depp, Musk, and turd pillows
The Return of Tez
They settle on an event in the summer!!! DoltFEST
Darrell was in a Coma for a MONTH!!!! Lets catch him up!
Darrell is SMASHED
Adam Sandler Leading Women Draft
We make fun of each other...I think.
Minnie in a pantsuit and which one of the guys would be the hottest chick
We're All-Stars Now...in the WOKE SHOW
What's the worst way to die?
Football bets & other things
Egypt and Aliens
We talk about time travel...very very stupidly.
We have our second ever guest sit in. We talk Betty White, John Madden, and other stuff of less importance.
the guys plan an event
Weather ruins everything
Darrell is Back in Studio
London and Chris #2
Halloween part DEUXX
Return of the Dolti: Darrell the DJ
The BOYZZZZ are back in towwwnwnnnn
The Saturday Matinee Show: RIP Norm Macdonald
CHRIS rips his shoulder in half / TOM brady / mini horses
The Great Golf Recap
The guys try twitch and it fails miserably.
The guys taste HOT ONES LAST DAB hot sauce - Darrell Cries, Chris isn't phased because he's dead inside.
Mars Rovers and Such
The Would You Rather Episode
The anniversary show
The guys are back from Vacation
Chris is in a MOOD
Weird Beer 3
A Very Offensive Episode.
The Dolts + 1: Human Monkeys, NYC Women of the night, Curling wand or Alien P*nis?
Power Hour
Noah's Ark, Murder Hornets, and drunken buffoonery.
Betting and Basketball
BACK AT IT.
Has a man ever been bit in the D*ck by a turtle?
Allegedly + The Most Beautiful Women in the World
The Joy of Having Children
Darrell Starts This Episode Asleep, Chris Gets Rescued By The Human Cheat Code
Back in the saddle.
Darrell's Rainbow Sunday's
2020 Year in Review
Baltimore Redux
Thanksgiving and other fun shenanigans
Weird Beer 2
The Boys Do Baltimore
Episode 19:A utopian society
Spies Like Us: The Culper Ring
Bar Fights and shenanigans
Wine night,SON!
Trouser Gremlins & Dogsh*t
New Format and Half a 'Cast
Two Dolts Episode 13:Darrell Does England
Two Pickets to Shitsberg
Two Dolts Episode 11: Master Debators
Two Dolts Episode 10: Parallel Pooping
Two Dolts Episode 9: Darrell is a Bully
Two Dolts Episode 8: Ghosts & Vegas (LITERALLY - welcome Dopey)
Episode 7:Pals
Two Dolts Episode 6:PCU, Aliens, Turtles & Genius
Chris & Darrell Save The World
The Sea Is Life - Chris wants to be a pirate
The invention of suction cups (AKA: LOVE)
What. A. Pile. Of. Crap (AKA: Fear and Loathing)
You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world.