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Two Dolts — 240 episodes

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Weird Coach Interviews | Coaching Youth Sports | Vegas baby Vegas

2

The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife

3

Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)

4

Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |

5

Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow

6

Drunk Trump & Enigmas

7

Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In

8

Policy Vs Person | Darrell Goes Scorched Earth |

9

Chris had to put his 18 year old dog down. RIP NILLA

10

Chris loses power - We still press on and fight the good fight!

11

Jarion Is BACK | We give relationship advice - It ends poorly....oh and we talk about God/Religion

12

Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and Hemingway

13

Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By FAR our funniest episode!

14

JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)

15

Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.

16

Chris's Trip From Madison, WI

17

Darrell is hammereder

18

Darrell is RIPPED

19

Tardy The Tiger

20

Would you donate a kidney?

21

Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics

22

Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago

23

Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate

24

🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️

25

🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️

26

🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️

27

WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats

28

F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS

29

F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling

30

Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity

31

Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert

32

Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.

33

Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN

34

Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You

35

NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation

36

The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?

37

Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez

38

Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans

39

Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!

40

Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

41

Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

42

New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War Started and Ended at the same house

43

Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

44

What Celebrity Would You Want to Look Like?

45

Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax

46

Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!

47

Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

48

Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes

49

Saturday Matinee | Cold Open | Hooters is Closing

50

Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby

51

We discuss Chris's obvious autism

52

Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show

53

Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.

54

How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing

55

We're International! | Norm MacDonald - Germany | NFL Playoff Preview

56

Trashed Pandas | Chris Has AutoTune | Bad Wives | Hammered

57

20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers

58

Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered

59

Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo

60

Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense

61

Penny Trial & Relationship Pardons

62

Common Core Math (WTF) | Drinking Games & House Parties | Joko "Good"

63

Tyson Post Fight. Lame - Don't listen to this episode.

64

NFL Firings and Bills Mafia

65

NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight

66

The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.

67

A Very Dolt Halloween

68

WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest

69

Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age

70

Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?

71

Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs | Toe the line on subject matter

72

America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes

73

(WARNING: OFFENSIVE) When you say "you look like someone I know" and they reject the notion.

74

Kids | One Night Stands | Marriage

75

Oasis Reunion | Vegas | Kamala | Tua's Concussion

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Concentration Camps | Germany's National Bird |

77

Bad Fair Prizes | Kids are Annoying

78

Trashed Pandas: Shoulder Issues | Friends go to wrong hotel | Chris Books Air BnB for the wrong date

79

New Comedians on the Come Up | 12/18/24 challenge

80

Vinny's Live Podcast: Snoop at the Olympics, Vag Inception

81

Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived

82

4th of July Trashed Pandas!

83

Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?

84

If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes forever?

85

We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-world things

86

Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.

87

Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces

88

Trashed Pandas

89

Best Sports Movies of All Time - We totally forgot boxing...we're dumb

90

Chris Meets a Nice Lesbian Couple (Zoe & Emily) | Love Languages | Homeless Carpentry Skills

91

TRASHED PANDAS (we're drunk): Darrell's DJ name | Favorite Jordans | Chris Buys Reebok Pumps

92

An Idiots Guide To Trimming Naughty Parts

93

Darrell Drives This Show: Tyson/Paul and other shenanigans

94

Afroman Interview Recap | Drinking in Columbus | Whitecastle

95

Afroman!

96

Statue of Limitations

97

Brown Liquor Friday Pt:2 - Off The RAILS & Chris Teleports to another dimension

98

Brown Liquor Friday: Bills Playoff Loss, Michigan's New Coach, Average Marriage Length

99

The Big Sell Out: Sponsors, Adult Stores, Weird Porno Titles, and Dildos

100

Darrell is on a MEAN STREAK.

101

Two Dolts Unleashed: True Crime, Current Events, and a poor attempt at comedy.

102

Tez Returns

103

2023 Year End CLIP SHOWWWW

104

Sports Recap: Bills are done, Michigan Beat Ohio (We were DRUNK)

105

Drink Responsibly??

106

What makes deadly jobs deadly - harsh conditions, or perhaps lower intelligence?

107

OK, Terrific! Podcast Episode: Marty McFly 2.0 – Time Travel Shenanigans in 2023 to 1993 to 1985

108

OK, Terrific! Podcast Episode: Blockbuster Bonanza – Unveiling the Most Profitable Movies of All Time

109

Unpacking "Songs That Get White People Turnt" Playlist on Spotify

110

Our New Rap Intro! We're surely going to be famous now.

111

Home Self Defense | Chris Fails Sober October

112

Friday the 13th: Who had more kills: Jason, Freddy, Michael, Rambo, The Terminator, or John Wick?

113

Ever wonder where certain phrases come from? Would you buy a castle?

114

Taylor Swifts Vegas Sphere in Your Moms Pantaloons

115

Jarion's Return | How Do You See Women? | Misuse of "Mural"

116

Ecobars Unicorn | Family Pictures | Black Flies | Chris's Tongue Sabotages Him

117

Golf Trip Recap | Witness Protection | Can we use the "C" word again?

118

The ole HJ Twist Move - Who invented this gamechanger? | Bad meditation app

119

The Death of Rick Jeanneret & What has the higher death ratio: Being a cook for a democratic president or serving in WW2?

120

The Impending Depression | Born in the US-YaY | What Decade Would Want to Live Over Again

121

Big Money, Queen Of Chaos, Kim Jung IL Golf God

122

The Evisceration of Chris Baumgarden

123

We Continue to Get Banned | Rasputins Huge Hog | Chris Finds God

124

Race-ish | 16th Century Boat Rides | Restaurant Reservations | This title is a lie

125

Jarion Movie Scenarios (We ask Jarion weird scenarios and see if he understands we're talking about blockbuster movies) | Hood Yoga Namistake | Burnt Coffee

126

The Tuck Rule | Bathing Suit Boycotts...or is it Theycotts...? We can't tell.

127

Jinkies makes a massive return | Celebrities that Aged Well and Not So Well

128

"Black in the saddle" | Jarion is ON ONE today | Blazing Saddles

129

THE TRASHED PANDAS!!!! | A load that looks like Jerry West | Dad Turds | Answer the Internet

130

It's Chris's birthday Podcast! Jarian Thinks Paul Revere never saw a black man.

131

Load Management??? Bud Lite, Bulges, and the White Boy Summer takeover

132

The Underground Pal-Road: Part 2: Jarion falls asleep | We discuss the rapper Chingy | All the things you shouldn't say.

133

The Underground Pal-road: Part 1: | Jarion gets pulled over | Black people and magic

134

The "poophole loophole"? Weight restrictions in a prenup? Black & White Culture when it comes to fanny size.

135

Hey, do you know what "soaking" is? Want to? How good are you at jumping on a bed?

136

Let us be (Ann) Frank, this show sucks. Chris can't "finish" for 40 days, Darrell gives up beer, Jarion was on time...not

137

We talk about terms/words you can't use anymore

138

We ramble. Our podcast sucks - sorry

139

Whats up with Damar Hamin? | We debunk conspiracy theories....or do we....

140

The Truth | Race Relations | Why Can't We all Get Along? | Funny

141

Season 3 is here! Big ups to Crown Apple for making fools of us all. We try a drink Tom Hanks likes, it sucks.

142

How fast would you cook the person next to you if you crashed in the amazon | Weird Survival Stories | Not sure - Bourbon

143

How would you K!ll yourself? | Whoo Whoo ICP Kid | Crazy Dwarf Story | Ghosts

144

We try to plan our rebrand | Walrus jacks it and cancels New Years Eve Fireworks.

145

Christmas Vacation watch party - Darrell's internet goes out. Chris does most of it alone. Listen to him STRUGGLE

146

Chris has a dream about heaven and gets explained rules by his dead dad.

147

The boys talk about the 1980's movies and PC culture & the buffalo snow

148

Chris hires independent fact checkers to live-check him - it doesn't work. Locked up.

149

I think Chris is HELL BENT on getting cancelled

150

Bert Kreisher's love letter to drinking, the worst kiss ever, and can a d!ck wear a fez?

151

How much semen does Hark Muckerberg need from you to get out of FB Jail?

152

We talk urban legends like the *ewbacabra

153

Live Show Recap!!!!! Donation to The National Association for Down Syndrome

154

Sunday Bloody Sunday | Chris' mom joins the show

155

The Boys Plan For Burning Man 2025

156

Bad Sitcoms | Cobwebs | Fireball | Football Picks Week 2

157

NFL Season is upon us | The Queen is Dead

158

Live podcast while camping

159

London comes back to the show for a full episode.

160

The Two Dolts News Show

161

The Trashed Panda Episode

162

The guys talk about their live shows.

163

Live at Vinny's PT: 2: Sarah Sings Songs!!!!

164

Live Podcast at Vinny's PT: 1. Male part names in other languages, Fair Chicks, and more!

165

Would you rather dump someone or be dumped? We also talk average height and "length" in men.

166

Best or Worst & Most Google'd terms vs Most Searched Porn terms

167

Survival Stories that are INSANE, Staircase of Loretto, Teaching Kids to be Entrepreneurial.

168

London is Falling

169

Chris Kills Himself - Spiritually

170

Runs DJB - Darrell has the runs

171

Found Gold Nugget and Megan Fox Blood

172

The hardest we've laughed in forever: Gameshow Pitch Ideas

173

Depp, Musk, and turd pillows

174

The Return of Tez

175

They settle on an event in the summer!!! DoltFEST

176

Darrell was in a Coma for a MONTH!!!! Lets catch him up!

177

Darrell is SMASHED

178

Adam Sandler Leading Women Draft

179

We make fun of each other...I think.

180

Minnie in a pantsuit and which one of the guys would be the hottest chick

181

We're All-Stars Now...in the WOKE SHOW

182

What's the worst way to die?

183

Football bets & other things

184

Egypt and Aliens

185

We talk about time travel...very very stupidly.

186

We have our second ever guest sit in. We talk Betty White, John Madden, and other stuff of less importance.

187

the guys plan an event

188

Weather ruins everything

189

Darrell is Back in Studio

190

London and Chris #2

191

Halloween part DEUXX

192

Return of the Dolti: Darrell the DJ

193

The BOYZZZZ are back in towwwnwnnnn

194

The Saturday Matinee Show: RIP Norm Macdonald

195

CHRIS rips his shoulder in half / TOM brady / mini horses

196

The Great Golf Recap

197

The guys try twitch and it fails miserably.

198

The guys taste HOT ONES LAST DAB hot sauce - Darrell Cries, Chris isn't phased because he's dead inside.

199

Mars Rovers and Such

200

The Would You Rather Episode

201

The anniversary show

202

The guys are back from Vacation

203

Chris is in a MOOD

204

Weird Beer 3

205

A Very Offensive Episode.

206

The Dolts + 1: Human Monkeys, NYC Women of the night, Curling wand or Alien P*nis?

207

Power Hour

208

Noah's Ark, Murder Hornets, and drunken buffoonery.

209

Betting and Basketball

210

BACK AT IT.

211

Has a man ever been bit in the D*ck by a turtle?

212

Allegedly + The Most Beautiful Women in the World

213

The Joy of Having Children

214

Darrell Starts This Episode Asleep, Chris Gets Rescued By The Human Cheat Code

215

Back in the saddle.

216

Darrell's Rainbow Sunday's

217

2020 Year in Review

218

Baltimore Redux

219

Thanksgiving and other fun shenanigans

220

Weird Beer 2

221

The Boys Do Baltimore

222

Episode 19:A utopian society

223

Spies Like Us: The Culper Ring

224

Bar Fights and shenanigans

225

Wine night,SON!

226

Trouser Gremlins & Dogsh*t

227

New Format and Half a 'Cast

228

Two Dolts Episode 13:Darrell Does England

229

Two Pickets to Shitsberg

230

Two Dolts Episode 11: Master Debators

231

Two Dolts Episode 10: Parallel Pooping

232

Two Dolts Episode 9: Darrell is a Bully

233

Two Dolts Episode 8: Ghosts & Vegas (LITERALLY - welcome Dopey)

234

Episode 7:Pals

235

Two Dolts Episode 6:PCU, Aliens, Turtles & Genius

236

Chris & Darrell Save The World

237

The Sea Is Life - Chris wants to be a pirate

238

The invention of suction cups (AKA: LOVE)

239

What. A. Pile. Of. Crap (AKA: Fear and Loathing)

240

You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world.