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Ultimate Facepalm
by C Bomb and G Money
Taking a magnifying glass and a fine-toothed, hypervigilant comb to this society we've crafted for ourselves (both domestic and international) and having a laugh while we cry at the worst and ongoing bad examples. Plus Nerd News, Movie Reviews and much more!
Episodes
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The Ultimate Facepalm Final Episode - We'll meet again my friends.....
Well it’s the final UFP. I’m sorry it’s taken so long to get it out there, but frankly I think I’ve just been putting it off so I didn’t have to deal with ending it! Haha! It’s a long show so I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to everyone who even listened to a single episode, whether they liked it or...
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San Andreas movie review, A Force and Planet Hulk reviews and the return of Thunderlips!
Hey hey hey! Well here we are again! And on time too! Let's not press our luck and get on with it… Lots of news with show, networks we are and aren't on, apologies for messed up names on previous eps, etc, etc. We wrap on Amazing Spider Man 2, The Other Woman, Kung Fu Jungle, Paranormal Activity…
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Marvel's Secret Wars review, Mad Max Fury Road review and Jared Leto's Joker; the tattoos are not a lie!
It's finally here! What a fucking hassle! Anyways, here goes… UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics! UFP News! Movie Review - Mad Max Fury Road Nerd News! - Jason Blum responds to Jem movie trailer backlash - Doom 4 6 sec "trailer" - Supergirl trailer - Legends of Tomorrow Comic Book review - Secret...
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Mike Epps leads all black Uncle Buck reboot, Marvel's Secret Wars and Snoop Dogg watches Game of Thrones "for historic reasons"
Hey yo! Let’s go! We’re early (for once!) but that doesn’t mean a diminished quality! No, it’s the same bog-standard that you’re accustomed to and deserve! Let’s get to it! Libraries with comic books: good stuff! SUPANOVA is upon us!!!! Let’s the cavalcade of “Stars” shine on! Happy Birthday…
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Suicide Squad cast, Mayweather V Pacquiao, leave Joss Whedon alone you pussies and the Krays Vs the Winklevoss'; who would win?!
Hey hey we’re some flunkies! People say we’re podding around! But we’re too busy wanking… to lay any tracks doooooooooooooown!.... Or something. Looks that just came to me and I ran with it the best I could. GET OFF MY DICK!!! EPISODE 150! Thank you for your support, so let’s get to it!!! Free...
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Free Comic Book day etiquette, Butterbean as Wilson Fisk, Chinese Funeral Strippers and The Racoons Cartoon
Well well well! We meet again! Here’s the latest coming at ya thick and/or fast! We may not be the best pop culture podcast, but boy howdy we certainly ain’t the worst! Our Avengers 2: Age of Ultron will be up in the next 24hours! Stay tuned! Gallipoli: We just don’t get it! Celebrate the ANZAC...
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Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons!
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons! It's TRAILER MANIA here on UFP! A shorter than usual show too as we had a very hefty Avengers 2: Age of Ultron review to film. But nevertheless we got through a bunch of...
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Rage of Ultron review, Netflix Daredevil and Robble Robble!
It’s ANOTHER episode! Very much enjoyable show to do with a ridiculous case of the giggles halfway through (purely brought on by our own stupidity)! Let’s get to it! Patreon love to our Patrons and other stuff coming their way! G at Oz Comic Con C Bomb catching up on all the shows! UFP Crew...
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Ash Vs The Evil Dead, no one really wants to play a gay orc dating sim and the Great Gazoo is one to the original Green Lantern Corps!
Hi Peeps! Here’s the latest and *a-hem!* “greatest! G’s hand is almost 100% and will be at Oz Comic Con (mostly likely) Smart casual David Lee Roth on Ellen (?) We will be answering some of the UFP Crew Questions on UFPTV! We answer, wrap on the UFP Crew questions! Nerd News! Star Trek and Green...
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Wrestlemania Wrap, Inu Yashiki review, The Fresh Prince of Bell-End and what if Grant Morrison's Multiversity was found by aliens?
Well better late than never you know…. Eh, whaddya gonna do right? Here’s what’s what…… What if Grant Morrissons Multiversity was found by aliens? We address the UFP Crew Questions and talk topics NERD NEWS!!!! - Ryan Reynolds pic as Deadpool - Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor - Bond teaser trailer...
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Chrononauts #1 reviews, the return of Tank Girl and Edward Furlong as The Crow: Never Forget
Another week another ep! Here's this 7 days run of misgivings... C Bomb laments his withering face with his age G Money laments his broken hand C Bomb laments just about everything else UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions NERD NEWS!! - Netflix Australia is HERE! - Casting news for the long in...
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Powers TV Series and Chappie movie review, Howard the Duck #1, White Power Milk and human wastes of skin triggered by The Joker Variant Batgirl cover
It's UFP MANIA!!!!!! We have a TON of stuff going on! Patreon! Check it out, become a Patron and access the bonus shows and material HERE! https://www.patreon.com/UFP T Shirts are back in the works! Stay tuned! New Website! Also coming soon! Stay tuned again! UFPTV! It's here! Check it here!...
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RIP Leonard Nimoy, Capcom and Sega join forces, The Oscars snoozefest and seduced by Doctor Bigfoot attorney at large!
Hello again! We’re back to the old format and I hope you like it because…. Well…. Tough. Check out UFPTV because you have nothing better to do!!!! Check out Feed It Comic’s podcast! We answer the UFP Crew’s Questions and chat about their talk topics! UFP News! - Tony Abbott is still a c*nt…
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Triple J Hottest 100, David Tennant as Purple Man and the Vajankle is the stuff that haunts G's dreams!
Triple J Hottest 100, David Tennant as Purple Man and the Vajankle is the stuff that haunts G’s dreams! Yet ANOTHER EP!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?! Straya Day! Get it in ya ya cunt! Triple J Hottest 100; the usual crock of shit www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm...
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Apple really just was one dude, Sony Loses $30million on The Interview and I tried to buy a ghost on Craigslist
Apple really just was one dude, Sony Loses $30million on The Interview and I tried to buy a ghost on Craigslist Yet ANOTHER ep! So Close to the last one! I bet you think all your Christmasses have come at once! UFP CREW Qs! NERD NEWS!!! Homeland' Star to Voice Papa Smurf in Animated Movie Fan…
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Grant Morrison get out of our shop, Tom Hardy saves his own career from Suicide Squad and Olivia Newton John's husband is Turbo Teen!
Grant Morrison get out of our shop, Tom Hardy saves his own career and Olivia Newton John’s husband is Turbo Teen! Another Ep! Huzzah! Keira Daley is/was great! You can check her out here.. http://keiradaley.com/podcast/ UFP CREW Qs! NERD NEWS!!!! SPOILERS: Major SUICIDE SQUAD Story Details Cover...
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UFP Rage 9: Chip butty, f*cking J Lo arse, bullsh*t Shia LeBeouf pedophile
Argh! Need to get these episodes out! This time we chat about.. - The Charlie Hebdo Attacks - Sia’s Elastic Heart video features Shia LeBeouf and a bunch of triggered pussies - YOUR Talk Topics and Questions - Better Call Saul trailer - Justice League: Throne of Atlantis preview...
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UFP Page 9: Agent Carter review, the Death of Deadpool, Chris Hardwick is Oprah for nerds and David Spade is Ultron
Ahoy Banditos! Here’s another (at the time of publishing) brand spanking new ep! - Our Aussie tribute to Super Podcasto Magnifico - G Money is fighting a junkie on 3 hours sleep - We answer your questions and talk topics! NERD NEWS!!!! - Batman V Superman 2 part split - Death of Deadpool G’s…
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UFP Rage 8: Big Hero 6, The Hobbit: The Battle of 5 Armies and Nightcrawler reviews, "Vape" is the 2014 word of the year and is mayonnaise an instrument?
Another ep! Have a listen! - We answer your questions and talk topics G’s Movies reviews! - The Hobbit - Big Hero 6 - Nightcrawler - The heart emoji and the word “vape” make us sad - Madonna, once again, struggles to maintain relevancy - New Mexico Woman Tried To Sneak Gun Into Jail In Her...
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UFP Page 8: Batman Vs The Hulk, The Evil Within review, Axis Marvel event wrap up and we have a confession, but we're not Usher
A big big show to kick off the new year! I really enjoyed it so I hope you enjoy it too! - G is wearing shorts therefore, it is hot. But we live in Perth, so fuck off. - True Detective does have a plot and if you think otherwise, you’re a twat - Iinet had to get out of the kitchen and turned off...
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UFP Rage 7: French police taser a rampaging Kinder chocolate fuelled monkey, showing love for "Mould Wine" and Tony Abbott further proving what utter derp of the highest order he is
Another late drop….. Whatcha gonna do? Enjoy! - “Enjoyable” Christmas dinners with co-workers - Best and worst Christmas movies - Check out “On the fringe” podcast - UFP Crew questions and talk topics - Tony Abbott further proves what utter derp of the highest order he is - The Interview is a…
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UFP Page 7: Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus, Rumble #1 review and Spiderman is a health industry allegory for egg cholesterol
Enough about syphilis, on with the show! - We’re at fringeworld.com.au! Get YOUR tix for NOW! - Sony speculating Tom Hardy as the Sandman and Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus - Best films, TV shows, Comics and video games of 2014 - DC continues being annoying and nonsensical - Stuff Australia gets…
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21 Jump Street and Men in Black crossover, Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever, Birdman movie review and What's the difference between Bono and Santa? Santa gives you things you want!
Another Ep, another dollar…. Not strictly true, but at least you’ll get a dollar’s worth of entertainment here as he rant upon…. - The cars we would buy for $100,000 - Hate or Rate: Sons of Anarchy finale, Giant Slip and Slide in Perth, #illridewithyou - 21 Jump Street and Men In Black crossover…
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Bitch Planet #1, Perth Fringe Festival 2015 and Phoenix Wright? Don't you mean Roger Wright?
Hello Hello again! Yes, like my cumshot the eps are coming thick and fast! Let’s wipe that indecorous introduction off us and get on with it where in this episode we muse upon… - We’ve got a Perth Fringe Show! Check it here www.fringeworld.com.au - G was upset about his football team, Perth…
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We try to explain the reason for Terminator Genisys , CM Punk Vs the Green Power Ranger and why you should to Bryan Callen instead of Adam Carolla
Hello hello! A new style with the show notes because, well… the old ones took too long and only about 2 people read them (Thanks Patrick and Scott!) so on this show we wrap on… - Yumi Stynes being an insidiously dumb cunt - Al Pacino teases upcoming Marvel role - Grumpycat will make more money…
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Ultimate Facepalm Page 5: Suicide Squad casting, Blake Livelys' sex change to become a woman, Krypton TV series and the end of Naruto
On the road again…. Something something I don’t know when…. And er…. etc. Look if you’re looking for country and western you’ve come to the wrong place! It’s now Diamond Dallas UFP Page Bulk Nutrients pre work out is great! The Men who stare at goats is a very good movie The comic business is...
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Movie sequels that shouldn't have happened, Jacqui Lambie and the PUP insanity and a lawyer so bad, he's a real-life Hyperchicken
Howdy do folks! Late drop as usual, but whatch gonna do? Let’s rock! G Money’s New Zealand holiday larks! C Bomb’s Hong Kong holiday japes! Haircuts-shmaircuts! UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops - Jacqui Lambie and the PUP insanity - Our thoughts on Interstellar - Fighting slightly mutilated large...
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Jurrassic World, Superior Iron Man #1, is Chappie the new Short Circuit and Chris Pratt is Cowboy Ninja Viking
We’re back (AGAIN!... This is starting to become a habit.) A very full show for you here so let’s have at it! LOTS of bollocks talking at the start (would you expect any different?) UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops - Our thoughts on Jurassic World - Do we understand Grant Morrison’s Multiversity…
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C Bomb's UFP Rage Solo Mess, Part Deux: Google flashing woman's boobs on street view, Russia dismantles Steve Jobs memorial as 'gay propaganda' and Chris Brown throws it down wit' yo' Muppet Face Ass!
G’s trip and why he’s not here. The Melbourne Cup – Yet again, National disaster MCTs – Take them or don’t but they work for me! EPW Perth ReAwakening 13! Hope to see you there! UFP Crew Questions and Talks Topics - What if?: Peter Jackson directed a DC or Marvel movie? - Marvel passing on the...
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C Bomb's UFP Page Solo Mess, Part Deux: Steven DeKnights' Zebra arms, trying to explain Gamergate and banned from Super Smash Brothers for 136 years!
Well well well! We meet again lonliness! Yes that’s right, G is MIA for this one again that meaning C Bomb has to do the show like he does his lovemaking; solo. Here it is in all it’s majesty… The Melbourne Cup is a bucket of “Who gives a shit” G is still away and feeling like poo C Bomb will be...
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C Bomb's Halloween UFP Rage Solo Mess!: James Spader is the man for the job, Kobe Bryant can pick up his $482.50 check from Connecticut General Life Insurance Company and Joe Hockey: International Man of Embarrassment
Here’s the second third Halloween show…. Or is it the second second one? Look, my feeble memory doesn’t stretch that far back and let’s face it, some eps are better off forgotten! Here’s the latest! UFP Crew Qs and Talk Tops - Thoughts on James Spader as the voice of Ultron - Favorite Asian...
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C Bomb's Halloween UFP Page Solo Mess!: Age of Ultron teaser trailer, Deathstoke #1 and Benedict Cumberbatch is Dr Strange
BOO! Did I scare you like a young man who's condom breaks inside his 16 year old girlfriend whilst mid-bang? No? Well, I'll have to try harder on next years' Halloween show! Here we go.... UFP Talk Tops and Questions - Top 5 Horror movies - Resident Evil Hate 'em or Rate 'em - Exploring JUST how...
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James Franco smashing paparazzo, U2's Bono and his pink eyed glaucoma and Tony Abbott and his Banana Hammock takin' on Vladimir Putin on the Ritz
Well if it ain't a new format episode! Get your delightful tiny pixie ear around this won't you? Bananas in Pyjamas Vs Wags the Dog Tony Abbott and his Banana Hammock with his shirtfronting hijinks UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics - The Australian produced film Infini James Franco smashing...
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DC Comics imaginary movie schedule, Marvel Civil War and The Evil Within
AH! The start of a new chapter with UFP Page (see what I did there?) It’s a new format and like with all things new, it’ll probably be a bit rubbish. But… You get what you pay for. UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics - DCs cavalcade of made up movies - Netflix’ Daredevil pics/synopsis from NYCC -...
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Back from hiatus! Thor 3, Cosplayers killing conventions and all female Ghostbusters 3
Well, it’s been a while. I’ve almost forgotten how to do this! New news and changes! 2 month catch up - The Fappening - Ray Rice - Destiny - HK Democracy - Ferguson/Shaw UFP Crew Qs and TTs - How would we end Sons on Anarchy? - Fantastic Four Cancelation - Big comics of this year and ones coming…
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G Money's Solo 1
Well, after much delay (my fault entirely), here is G Money's solo show, answering YOUR questons while C Bomb was overseas. This was not recorded in the Kill or Be Killed Auditorium, thus the audio quality isn't as what you're accustomed to. But we're going for content over quality here and…
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Guardians of the Galaxy movie review, DC's Movie and TV Universes to be 'separate' and Star Wars Episode one: Tariffs, tariffs, tariffs!
Here’s a show that thumbs a nose at our hiatus. We hope you indeed dig it! G’s Honeymoon and other such things Batman Day Celebrations UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops - Any potential Champions, Defenders and/or Great Lakes Avengers - Will we see an “Ultimate Facepalm: Live” - Are the “Big two”...
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes movie review, the "Fire Rick Remender" campaign and Sooty and Sweep: Dawn of Justice
Hello! We're NOT here to give you week old news, cooking recipes or to suck Kevin Smiths dick. G is dead from his marriage organisation (but alive for the show) The Transformers audio commentaries WILL be coming but we're going on hiatus and will be back as soon as we can! Vomit fist is a better...
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The Flash pilot, Constantine pilot, Transformers 4 and forget Cyclops, WE were right!
C Bomb is Mel Gibson and G is Jodie Foster... If you disagree, you're wrong! Let's get to it! Rolf Harris! Fucking hell.... UFP Crew Questions - Image Founder Hate 'em or Rate 'em - Unwelcome photo comparisons - Erasing Rolf Harris from history - The Flash pilot - Constantine pilot - How long…
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The Phantom Menace, The Lego Movie and don't be ashamed to beat off.
Here it is! Episode 107! The Phantom Ep! Enjoy it….. if you can!
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Supanova Perth 2014 wrap, Ice T icing whitey in Body Count and Russell Crowe kills cosplayers in Glomper Stomper
Here’s the latest! Get into it The Minutemen, check them out. Supanova Perth 2014! Our full wrap! Check out our Supanova Supafriends www.bang3r.com and www.facebook.com/CursedCreations UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics - Nathan Fillion’s casting rumors in Guardians of the Galaxy - Boy Wizard to...
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E3 highlights, German booger handshakes, if sun bears could talk they'd sound like Mitch Hedberg and Ronaldo can buy my d*ck for a dollar!
We are BACK! (AGAIN!!!!) Let’s get to this big bad show! C Bomb’s trip to Hong Kong Jamie Lannister’s non-appearance at Perth Supanova, but WE will be there! www.supanova.com.au Our pal Jarrad from Bang3r Photography will be helping/joining us! www.bang3r.com Giant Godzilla shirt! We now know…
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Edge of Tomorrow movie review, Dr Dre will NOT be Apple fanboys friend, no matter how butthurt they are and don't blame us for Iggy Azalea!
Forever alone on this ep. G is sick I don’t want to get sicker Hence alone. Let’s get to it! SUPANIVA! We’ll be there! Check out the site for further dets! www.supanova.com.au Our good friend over at Bang3r Photography will also be there helping out with the videoing! www.bang3r.com Check us and...
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Edgar Wright's Ant Man departure, Kevin Smith workin' the craft services table on Batman V Superman and Jamie Lannister a.k.a. Where's Coster-Waldau?
Well it’s a shorty but a goodie (?) It’s admittedly not that great, but it’s still much better than about 90% of the podcasts out there, so enjoy! SUPANOVA PERTH! We will be there! http://www.supanova.com.au/show-information/perth Jamie Lannister a.k.a. Where’s Coster-Waldau? UFP Crew Questions…
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X Men Days of Future Past Movie Review, Peter Griffin is Mark Wahlberg falling through the space-time continuum and Marvel Universe Reboot?
Another big long one! Also the episode goes for over 2 hours (Zoom!) Let’s get to it! Lance Storm, Shatner or having a stroke? Check out the Dana Gould Hour (www.danagould.com) Also check out the brand spankin’ new Rhymes With Geek website (www.rhymeswithgeek.com) Soulless, dead-in-the-eyes,...
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Movie Reivew: Godzilla, Zack Synder's Batpic and Jaden Smith is Benjamin Button!
Hey ho, this late drop thing is almost becoming a regular thing….. Almost. It’s a biggie this time around! Let’s get to it! The Australian Budget…. Who cares right? The all-new Rhymes with Geek network page! www.rhymeswithgeek.com Nerdy Quiz Night Questions UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops! - The...
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Gotham TV series, The Last of Us: Left Behind Review and Free Comic Book Day
Well, it sure was a show….. I’ll let you guys be the judge. 3 times in a season! When Rafiki held up little Orphan Annie… Free Comic Book day was INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!! Questions and Talk Topics - How we would describe each other - Our thoughts on the new Gotham trailers - If Michael…
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Star Wars Episode 7 casting, Hodor is the Westeros equivalent to James Rhodes and Mr Donald Sterling, is THIS your handwriting?
Hooray Hoorah! Now that we’re out of the Bat-Cave you can hear our show without vomiting profusely. Lets get to it! Possible replacements for Craig Ferguson What happened to episode 107?!?! Sherbet: The Cock A tip of the cap for the passing of one the best podcasts around; our commiserations to...
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Movie review: The Amazing Spider-Man 2, "Classy" Tracy Morgan and Australian pirates love Game of Thrones
Hello all! Another late drop but it is as sweet as an early one, let me tell you! Watch us cringe at the mention of the “Mirakuru” Free comic book day and Supanova are just around the corner UFP Crew questions and talk tops! - Sam Hackson in Die Hard 6 - Johnny Depp wanted to be the King of…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Taking a magnifying glass and a fine-toothed, hypervigilant comb to this society we've crafted for ourselves (both domestic and international) and having a laugh while we cry at the worst and ongoing bad examples. Plus Nerd News, Movie Reviews and much more!
HOSTED BY
C Bomb and G Money
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Taking a magnifying glass and a fine-toothed, hypervigilant comb to this society we've crafted for ourselves (both domestic and international) and having a laugh while we cry at the worst and ongoing bad examples. Plus Nerd News, Movie Reviews and much more!
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