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Ultimate Facepalm — 100 episodes

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The Ultimate Facepalm Final Episode - We'll meet again my friends.....

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Aloha Movie review, Sons of the Devil #1, Groot #1, Amazing Spiderman Renew your vows #1, Old Man Logan #1, Midnighter #1, Fight Club 2, Broken World #1 reviews and Morgan Freeman; Go f*ck yourself.

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San Andreas movie review, A Force and Planet Hulk reviews and the return of Thunderlips!

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Marvel's Secret Wars review, Mad Max Fury Road review and Jared Leto's Joker; the tattoos are not a lie!

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Mike Epps leads all black Uncle Buck reboot, Marvel's Secret Wars and Snoop Dogg watches Game of Thrones "for historic reasons"

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Suicide Squad cast, Mayweather V Pacquiao, leave Joss Whedon alone you pussies and the Krays Vs the Winklevoss'; who would win?!

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Free Comic Book day etiquette, Butterbean as Wilson Fisk, Chinese Funeral Strippers and The Racoons Cartoon

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Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons!

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Rage of Ultron review, Netflix Daredevil and Robble Robble!

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Ash Vs The Evil Dead, no one really wants to play a gay orc dating sim and the Great Gazoo is one to the original Green Lantern Corps!

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Wrestlemania Wrap, Inu Yashiki review, The Fresh Prince of Bell-End and what if Grant Morrison's Multiversity was found by aliens?

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Chrononauts #1 reviews, the return of Tank Girl and Edward Furlong as The Crow: Never Forget

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Powers TV Series and Chappie movie review, Howard the Duck #1, White Power Milk and human wastes of skin triggered by The Joker Variant Batgirl cover

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RIP Leonard Nimoy, Capcom and Sega join forces, The Oscars snoozefest and seduced by Doctor Bigfoot attorney at large!

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Triple J Hottest 100, David Tennant as Purple Man and the Vajankle is the stuff that haunts G's dreams!

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Apple really just was one dude, Sony Loses $30million on The Interview and I tried to buy a ghost on Craigslist

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Grant Morrison get out of our shop, Tom Hardy saves his own career from Suicide Squad and Olivia Newton John's husband is Turbo Teen!

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UFP Rage 9: Chip butty, f*cking J Lo arse, bullsh*t Shia LeBeouf pedophile

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UFP Page 9: Agent Carter review, the Death of Deadpool, Chris Hardwick is Oprah for nerds and David Spade is Ultron

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UFP Rage 8: Big Hero 6, The Hobbit: The Battle of 5 Armies and Nightcrawler reviews, "Vape" is the 2014 word of the year and is mayonnaise an instrument?

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UFP Page 8: Batman Vs The Hulk, The Evil Within review, Axis Marvel event wrap up and we have a confession, but we're not Usher

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UFP Rage 7: French police taser a rampaging Kinder chocolate fuelled monkey, showing love for "Mould Wine" and Tony Abbott further proving what utter derp of the highest order he is

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UFP Page 7: Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus, Rumble #1 review and Spiderman is a health industry allegory for egg cholesterol

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21 Jump Street and Men in Black crossover, Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever, Birdman movie review and What's the difference between Bono and Santa? Santa gives you things you want!

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Bitch Planet #1, Perth Fringe Festival 2015 and Phoenix Wright? Don't you mean Roger Wright?

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We try to explain the reason for Terminator Genisys , CM Punk Vs the Green Power Ranger and why you should to Bryan Callen instead of Adam Carolla

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Ultimate Facepalm Page 5: Suicide Squad casting, Blake Livelys' sex change to become a woman, Krypton TV series and the end of Naruto

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Movie sequels that shouldn't have happened, Jacqui Lambie and the PUP insanity and a lawyer so bad, he's a real-life Hyperchicken

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Jurrassic World, Superior Iron Man #1, is Chappie the new Short Circuit and Chris Pratt is Cowboy Ninja Viking

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C Bomb's UFP Rage Solo Mess, Part Deux: Google flashing woman's boobs on street view, Russia dismantles Steve Jobs memorial as 'gay propaganda' and Chris Brown throws it down wit' yo' Muppet Face Ass!

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C Bomb's UFP Page Solo Mess, Part Deux: Steven DeKnights' Zebra arms, trying to explain Gamergate and banned from Super Smash Brothers for 136 years!

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C Bomb's Halloween UFP Rage Solo Mess!: James Spader is the man for the job, Kobe Bryant can pick up his $482.50 check from Connecticut General Life Insurance Company and Joe Hockey: International Man of Embarrassment

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C Bomb's Halloween UFP Page Solo Mess!: Age of Ultron teaser trailer, Deathstoke #1 and Benedict Cumberbatch is Dr Strange

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James Franco smashing paparazzo, U2's Bono and his pink eyed glaucoma and Tony Abbott and his Banana Hammock takin' on Vladimir Putin on the Ritz

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DC Comics imaginary movie schedule, Marvel Civil War and The Evil Within

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Back from hiatus! Thor 3, Cosplayers killing conventions and all female Ghostbusters 3

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G Money's Solo 1

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Guardians of the Galaxy movie review, DC's Movie and TV Universes to be 'separate' and Star Wars Episode one: Tariffs, tariffs, tariffs!

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes movie review, the "Fire Rick Remender" campaign and Sooty and Sweep: Dawn of Justice

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40

The Flash pilot, Constantine pilot, Transformers 4 and forget Cyclops, WE were right!

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41

The Phantom Menace, The Lego Movie and don't be ashamed to beat off.

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42

Supanova Perth 2014 wrap, Ice T icing whitey in Body Count and Russell Crowe kills cosplayers in Glomper Stomper

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E3 highlights, German booger handshakes, if sun bears could talk they'd sound like Mitch Hedberg and Ronaldo can buy my d*ck for a dollar!

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Edge of Tomorrow movie review, Dr Dre will NOT be Apple fanboys friend, no matter how butthurt they are and don't blame us for Iggy Azalea!

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Edgar Wright's Ant Man departure, Kevin Smith workin' the craft services table on Batman V Superman and Jamie Lannister a.k.a. Where's Coster-Waldau?

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X Men Days of Future Past Movie Review, Peter Griffin is Mark Wahlberg falling through the space-time continuum and Marvel Universe Reboot?

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Movie Reivew: Godzilla, Zack Synder's Batpic and Jaden Smith is Benjamin Button!

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Gotham TV series, The Last of Us: Left Behind Review and Free Comic Book Day

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Star Wars Episode 7 casting, Hodor is the Westeros equivalent to James Rhodes and Mr Donald Sterling, is THIS your handwriting?

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Movie review: The Amazing Spider-Man 2, "Classy" Tracy Morgan and Australian pirates love Game of Thrones

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Nathan Fillion in Guardians of the Galaxy, Callan Mulvey in Batman Vs Spiderman (?), 2 Chains is still on the Sizzurp and R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior (maybe)

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier Review

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Muppets Most Wanted and The Raid 2 reviews, George Brandis is a c*cksucker and the TMNT trailer makes me sad for so many reasons

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Mr Peabody and Sherman movie review, The Incredibles 2 and Ronan Keating is… BATMAN!

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Sin City 2, movies that shouldn't have been made, Shaq Fu sequel and MECHA-C.S. LEWIS!!!

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300 Rise on an Empire movie review, The Oscars 2014 and 50 Cent's love triangle with Diddy and Rick Ross

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Godzilla trailer, Pharrell's stupid huge floppy hat, multi-layer Shia Labeouf c*nt cake and Harold Ramis R.I.P.

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Only Lovers Left Alive and Oldboy Movie Reviews, The Bunker issue one and the man who made love to 1000 cars (Protip: it's NOT Gary Numan)

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Ender's Game movie review, The Flash and Gotham TV series and Schapelle Corby; What a mess!

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The Wolf Of Wall Street AND Justice League War movie review, the 2014 Superb Owl Marvel movie trailers and the RHCP have been doing heroin for years and they're just fine!

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Empire magazine X Men Days of Future Past covers, WWE Royal Rumble and Taylor Swift attacked at the Grammys!

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Injustice Gods Among Us movie, Joan Rivers waxes North West's monobrow and Sunrise apologises to all the strippers

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Liberace IS Hank Pym, FOX's Gotham High and we officially apologize for Neknominate

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Filth Movie Review, Cory Bernardi is here to help all the women and Michael Bay was an enormous cry baby loser at CES

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The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug movie review, a half million dollar Lemonparty and the leg break heard around the world

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American Hustle movie review, Nelson Mandela's insane interpreter and Shia Lebeouf being a MEGA-DOUCHE once again!

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Godzilla remake, The Phantom Zone of Vaginas and just call it "Justice League" already!

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LiLo a no-go in GTA V, 'Swallowed By Satan': On Becoming A Gay Nazi Porn Star Witch and ranting on The Walking Dead (again!)

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James Franco in Preacher, new Family Guy and Vin Diesel is…. KOJAK!!!

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Netflix Marvel series, Channel 10's constant rating disasters and Perth's own "Flying Headbutt Man!"

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The Melbourne Cup, Hipsters and Miley Cyrus makes out with old bags of skin

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Thor The Dark World review, Beetlejuice 2 and Halloween Havoc!

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Vanilla Ice struggles to maintain relevancy, crushing Katy Perry's larynx and Mark Wahlberg is CASEY JONES!!!

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UFP 1st Birthday, Prisoners movie review and New York Comic Con

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The Canyons movie review, Fantomex Max & Hinterkind Reviews and R.I.P. Uncle Chop Chop

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Gravity movie review, Breaking Bad farewell and Maito Guy and Strong Guy are not related.

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Miley Cyrus' crack habit, Marky Mark's GED and Pennywise lives!

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Berserk, Batman, the Biebs, Mighty Avengers and Villains Month: Harley Quinn

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Riddick Review, The Australian Election and Michael Shannon to play both Elvis Presley AND Richard Nixon

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake, The Bachelor Australia and Clinton Jones dies under burning ice cream being eaten by Kyle Sandilands

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Ben Affleck as Batman, Pepsi flavored Cheetos and Idris Elba screams "The Warriors shot Cyrus!"

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Kick Ass 2 review, Playstation 4 release and RIP Elmore Leonard

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Elysium Review, Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and Tony Abbott: Global Embarrassment

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Punisher End of Days, Animal Man Annual Review and right in our Moriarty!

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New Doctor Who, Collider #1 Review and Chew animated series

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The World's End Review, The Flash TV Series and MyFreeImplants.com

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Dr Who 50th anniversary simulcast , M Night's Twilight Zone reboot and Eiichiro Oda: Get well soon!

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Walter White as the new Dr Who, Orson Scott Card disappears and Appleman: "WAAR! WAAR! WAAR!"

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SDCC 2013, The Wolverine review and PAX AUS

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Marvel casting rumours, Edgar Wright: Defender of Man of Steel and Australians and Science don't mix

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X-Force movie, Green Lantern colors and a depressed Hideo Kojima

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Pacific Rim review, Oldboy and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen will be extraordinarily horrible

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Hellboy 3, Holly Willoughby Vs Katie Hopkins and Luigi's Mansion 2: More popular than Reef Doctors

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Supanova Perth, Image Comics Expo and Captain Planet: THE MOVIE

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Man Of Steel Review - SPOILERS CODE RED!!! FULL SPOILERS!

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Saints Row IV, Armie Hammer as Ant Man and Octodad: Dadliest Catch

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James Gandolfini, The Last of Us and Paula Deen's Calvin Candie themed party

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True Blood, worst pains ever and Charles Saatchi: Douchebag

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Six Gun Gorilla, Reef Doctors officially sucks and Howard Sattler: Fucking Clod of the Highest Order

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