Unplanned Parents

"Who wants a coaster". Live (at the time) at the Hancock County Fair creates a warm "Antiques Roadshow" vibe to the background noise. Maybe we can bring our antique Kitten and RATT Carnival Mirrors for appraisal.I challenge each one of you to try flipping your corndog, trust me, it's GENIUS! But don't forget to pick up a coaster on your way out.

Mondays are the new Saturdays!If episodes were years, we could open some Champagne to celebrate as we enter through the Vestibule and tour our first apartments. We learn the hills aren't always Greener on the other side of the fence.Traditionally speaking, it's Fair to say we love Christmas and the 4th of July.Sit back, slice yourself a nice piece of Ketchup pie, and enjoy our latest Unplanned episode.

Have you ever heard the suggestion that taking your time while presenting,or telling a story...That it helps to keep the audience engaged, and hanging on every word...This episode has NEVER heard of that!I hope your heart rate is in Zone 4, just like mine, as you enjoy the latest from your favorite podcast couple.

It's "Fair" to say we enjoyed making this episode almost as much as some people like Tomato Pies. Well, maybe not that much.Try not to sleep through this episode as we ride the Ghost Train to the Wheel of Destiny, all the way to the Upside-Down. Is it a movie, is it a series, can we even remember our own names? It's a tale as old as time.Run up that hill, put some fresh batteries in your walkman, and download the latest podcasting masterpiece from these Unplanned Parents.

I think it’s Fair to say, Tra-Tay ain’t got nothin’ on us! Timeto zone in on where it all started, well at least where we made it official. The heat nor the rain could keep me away from the BBQ, though Randa is still trying to find  it.This leads us into our stay made for Kings, thankfully forone night, and later on to the land of Dolly, traffic, and bears. Press play, kick back with some bread pudding, and try to ignore the fireworks and squirrels.

It's Murica's Semiquincentennial and we're here with a changed-up intro. Let's all celebrate!While this delivery is standard operating procedure, not all go as smoothly. When you leave windows on the lawn, everything goes to the birds.Sit back, relax, and remember it's OK to count using your fingers. Hopefully after the holiday you can still make it to 10.

Guess what, Chicken Butt... I mean, more travel. It's starting to look like an outside force is influencing the Wheel of Topics. We may need a Mammoth Club to knock us back on track.Sit back, relax, and get your mouse ears on as we explore our favorite park system in Florida (no, we will not talk about Universal).

Would you Listen if I promise not to talk about travel again? Well today is not that day. The wheel of destiny doesn't care about your wishes.Guess what, Travel it is! the first half we quickly relive some of our many travel experiences through BAROKE times in early marriage, and favorite hockey towns.In a rare "double spin" episode, the wheel yet again brings up a previous related topic. So Gesticulate yourselves on over to the download link and enjoy our latest offering.

Trading the Big Wheel for a Big Apple. While its presence was felt, the Wheel remained stationary this episode. We dive into the reason for the season, I mean for the reason for the late episode.Bright Lights and the Big City!! Every transportation element has a share in this weeks episode as we explore new territory. But the biggest impact, John and his perfect Pizzas.

I’ll get over you, I know I will… Enjoy our latest episode as we gallivant away on vacation with the boys. Maybe we’ll see a LeSabre or Bravada as we cruise around.This leads into another song reference as we go Round and Round and Round discussing the greatness of particular road layouts. Let’s all grab a slice of cake and party for this crispy episode, it’ll leave you flabbergasted!

If I sing a jingle, does it unlock some sort of place that serves me Wright Brand Bacon on my own personal island? Probably not...Just like your own children, it's difficult to pick a favorite. Sometimes we're left with edible plates and flaming desserts (and not the sand filed kind).If you've read this far, you've done better than me at the Fountainhead. I'm still finding my way through the wardrobe while Randa has an airpod in her right ear, and a Kindle in her left hand.

I normally like to develop some clever description that reflects the episode in numerous ways, but I'm not gonna. You can't make me do it, so stop asking.Now listen to the episode, pretty please...

Fee-fi-fo-fum... Finger, It's time to mix it up, before pet peeves put us through the ringer.The wheel takes a temporary backseat to competitions and convertibles as we relive the past week (and a little further).Don't fret though, the wheel of destiny makes an appearance latter in the episode. The word of the day is "Pet Peeves"ARRRGGGHHH

Swiper no swiping our topics, it's Uno, Dos, Tres topics for this episode.Quirks and ticks are what make us who are, both positive and negative, but can't control our love for music and concerts.While hardcore Christian rock isn't for everyone, smile and jam along for those who it is, because you never know if the Reba show will go on.Finally, can we take a moment to talk about Cars? We really should, we really really should. It's what make us great, from the quiet Marcel Marceau, to the noisiness of Petra, they make a joyful noise!

...and I can't find my Baby... on Vacation!Vacations are a time to relax (not choke on ice) and enjoy the peace away from daily life. We explore our own relaxation, and sometimes lack thereof.If you're looking for a timeline based story telling podcast episode, this is not it!Sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos.

This could've spiraled on for hours, but we reined it in to be under the 1 hour threshold. Though, admittedly through this episode, we've added many topics to the bucket because we're ready to droll on for hours about our history. I'm sure you all feel the same about your various places of employment.At the end of the work day we're all tired, but glad we had the opportunity to provide a little bit of "proving oneself", whether we need to or not. Just remembering how we got there, and where we're going.

Even as I type this, I'm troubled by the Sonic burger that tore my heart out. In these moments we find self reflection while seeking the guidance of Earl Ray for the light at the end of the tunnel.Grab your stool, straighten it up, and enjoy the latest episode of Unplanned Parents!

In a surprise twist of fate, we discuss Cats once again, as if we didn't get enough last episode. This includes discussing Flea's, and not a single one of them were ever a member of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, and Charlenne says that's OK.If you're a fan questionable audio quality, we are the show for you.

Stories from our early years of marriage. Who knew that Big Lots (RIP to the odd lots store) would be the harbinger to my Grandfather telling me I could use curse words if I needed. We also delve into how Chumba created our very own Celine Dion moment in time.Please Follow our Podcast, this helps others find this hidden gem. Also don't hesitate to share a comment of your thoughts on this, or any other episode.

First we get to hear some phenomenal singing!The wheel picked "First Cars". Randa and Tyler spend the next 50 minutes going over first, second, and sometimes third cars, while learning why Mickey is "so fine".

Featuring stories about Redneck Women, sewage treatment facilities, and of course, Bigfoot!I promise we are working on the audio quality.

Our inaugural episode. If you think this is bad, just wait till you hear more...