PODCAST · comedy
Verbal Graffiti
by Brian Glass
Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816
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I regret sending nude photos to my boyfriend
Episode 272 1) it's not the nude photo, but the prep work that goes into it that I enjoy most
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Quitting my 9-5 W2 corporate career to pursue my passion
Episode 271 You don't have to be super duper attractive to make big money on OF. Quit your job now
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I was the perfect victim for a child predator
Episode 270 1) John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath - may I drink from your nipple? 2) My secretive nature made me the perfect victim for child predators
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We've lost our women to Instagram and our future is now uncertain
Episode 269Single moms' main concern is looking hot on Instagram
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What to do when your wife defends Lindsay Clancy
Episode 268 What to do when your wife defends Lindsay Clancy
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I was assaulted on a New Haven public bus - my 40 minute detailed story of the horrific ordeal
Episode 267 This is really part 2 of Episode 266 A tale of that time I was assaulted on a New Haven city public bus
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Saying goodbye to my Hawaiian shirts & a special gift from fan of the show David Duke
Episode 266 Recording went long, so breaking this episode into two parts Part 1 1) Saying goodbye to my Hawaiian shirts 2) David Duke gives Verbal Graffiti his support
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NFL broadcasting dream team of Tony Romo & Mark Sanchez
Verbal GraffitiEpisode 2651) NFL broadcasting dream team of Tony Romo & Mark Sanchez
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I may have been fooled into thinking Stephanie McMahon is divorcing Triple H
Verbal GraffitiEpisode 2641) I may have been fooled into thinking Stephanie McMahon is divorcing Triple H
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Sometimes you have to say what needs to be said
Episode 263 1) I can't figure out the Discord age verification system 2) 73 yr-old babe dances with a 36 yr-old stud
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Honestly, I'm disappointed with myself. Listening to it is a waste of your time
Episode 262 1) Indian smoke shops have no customers. How do they stay in business? 2) How does this economy work? shrug emoji
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Scouting a Hailey Rose scene & a referendum on the Salem Witch trials of 1692
Episode 261 1) Scouting a Hailey Rose scene 2) Employment annual review - what I want to say 3) Referendum on the Salem Witch trials of 1692
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Derek Jeter cards, having a serious conversation about vaginal prolapse & Jerry Sandusky
Episode 260 1) Why I enjoy collecting Derek Jeter baseball cards 2) Vaginal Prolapse - a serious conversation 3) Giving thanks to Jerry Sandusky - Verbal Graffiti's #1 deceased fan
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Having standards torpedoed my life / ranking holiday STD's / Reddit Moderators
Episode 259 1) Having standards torpedoed my life 2) ranking holiday STD's 3) Reddit Moderators
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Does the "Gaza Genocide" have enough #s to be a genocide & W2 workers are suckers
Episode 258 1) Does the "Gaza Genocide" have enough #s to be a genocide 2) W2 workers are suckers
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Questioning the racism of white flight & the cultural influence of Woodstock 1969 | Ep 257
Episode 257 1) 25 minutes reexamining white flight 2) Gen Z is censoring their feet in photos
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Questioning the sexuality of a former classmate of mine I found on Facebook Meta | Ep 256
Episode 256 1) Former high school classmate (married with children) comes out as lesbian 2) Vintage collector needs help finding a scene from the 1980s
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Jak Knife is the most talented lover of all-time | Ep 255
Episode 2551) Jak Knife is the most talented lover of all-time
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Coming out of the closet and introducing myself to my family wasn't easy | Ep 254
Episode 254Coming out of the closet and introducing myself to my family wasn't easy
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Jimmy Eat World concert / Got in the pit & tried to find love / Men are pitiful | Ep 253
Episode 253 1) Jimmy Eat World concert 2) I Got in the pit & tried to find love 3) Men are pitiful - women should not lower their already low standards
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Crowded July 4th beach / in love with your mate / catching your BF watching smut beside you | Ep 252
Episode 252 1) Alone on a crowded July 4th beach 2) in love with your roommate 3) catching your BF watching smut beside you in bed
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all you can think about is your flat ass / must be nice having endless suitors on FEELD | EP 251
Episode 251 1) all you can think about is your flat ass 2) must be nice having endless suitors on FEELD
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Happy 250th episode of Verbal Graffiti - reflections & self-analysis
Episode 250 Reflections & self-analysis on the past 250 episodes of the project I call Verbal Graffiti.
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is it rude to ask if you have a OF / approaching a stay at home wife / Plan B alternatives | Ep 249
Episode 249 1) is it rude to ask a lady if she has a Only Fans?2) correct strategy for approaching a stay at home wife in your neighborhood 3) holistic alternatives for the Plan B pill
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last day of school energy / reparations for unattractive Americans / 1970 Delta Airlines ad | Ep 248
Episode 2481) last day of school energy 2) reparations for unattractive Americans 3) 1970s Delta Airlines newspaper advertisement
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I'm a vagina guy / preference for pink nipples / How much $ should I bring to the AVN | Ep 247
Episode 2471) I'm a vagina guy 2) preference for pink nipples 3) How much money should I bring to the AVN Awards
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A modern day love story with an abrupt ending | Ep 246
Episode 246A modern day love story with an abrupt ending
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What do grooms think about right before saying 'I do' & Mr. Clavicular | Ep 245
Episode 2451) What do grooms think about right before saying 'I do' 2) Mr. Clavicular
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Women will protest for illegal immigrants, but won't marry them / work from home etiquette | Ep 244
Episode 244Women will protest for illegal immigrants, but won't marry them 2) work from home - what do your neighbors think of you?
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K-Pop is a psyop / Switzerland is fake / gaining inches with non FDA approved drugs | Ep 243
Episode 243 1) K-Pop is a psyop 2) Switzerland is fake 3) gaining inches with non FDA approved drugs 4) Unemployed and no longer looking for work
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Bars no longer serve ice cold beer / losing your morning wood at age 21 | Ep 242
Episode 2421) Bars no longer serve ice cold beer 2) Losing your morning wood at age 21 | Ep 242
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Do escorts enjoy the Girlfriend Experience? Hire a local escort or not? You know the answer | Ep 241
Episode 2411) Do escorts enjoy the Girlfriend Experience? 2) To hire a local escort or not? You know the answer
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Having a college degree makes me better than you / how to keep the booty squeaky clean | Episode 240
Episode 2401) my college degree makes me better than you 2) how to keep the booty squeaky clean?
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25 mins on periods and losing eggs / 100 most influential people in history | Ep 239
Episode 239 1) 25 mins on periods and losing eggs 2) 100 most influential people in history
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UConn had the worst graduation speaker of all-time / my BF is an unemployed bartender/actor | Ep 238
Episode 2381) UConn had the worst graduation speaker of all-time 2) my BF is an unemployed bartender/actor - what should I do?
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My mom = wildcard / Day unworthy of a diary post / falling in love w/ a lady of the night
Episode 2371) My mom has become a wildcard 2) A day unworthy of a diary post 3) falling in love with a lady of the night
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45 minutes documenting my experience dining inside a McDonald's in 2026
Episode 23645 minutes documenting my experience dining inside a McDonald's in 2026
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Nespresso pods / we can't keep up with prices / WNBA loves vagina / definition of 'fun' | Ep 235
1) Nespresso pods 2) we can't keep up with prices 3) WNBA loves vagina 4) definition of 'fun'
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Indecent Proposal / mindset of a computer hacker | Ep 234
Episode 2341) Indecent Proposal 2) mindset of a computer hacker
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233: Audi Q7 / Hot men are endangered species / Limp Bizkit concerts / Exotic dancers with no rizz
1) Audi Q7 at the intersection2) Hot men are endangered species 3) Limp Bizkit concerts 4) Exotic dancers with no rizz
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232: Tip your dental hygienist / Sydney Sweeney does Playboy / Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate
1) Tip your dental hygienist 2) Sydney Sweeney does Playboy 3) Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate
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231: Should you visit your GF in the ER / Yale - Where have all the men gone? / X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani
1) Should you visit your GF in the ER 2) Yale - Where have all the men gone? 3) X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani
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230: How to become a homeowner in 2026 / obese woman tanking house value in neighborhood / feminism
1) How to become a homeowner in 2026 2) obese woman tanking house value in my neighborhood 3) princess feminism
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229: surviving puberty / protest attire / jagged teeth / Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction
1) surviving puberty 2) protest attire 3) jagged teeth 4) Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction
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228 - Dianna Russini - devoted wife / what does Peter Schrager do for inside info / McDonald's order
1) Dianna Russini is a devoted wife 2) what does Peter Schrager & Shams do for insider info?3) True love is knowing her Mcdonald's order
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227: porta potty pregnancy test / first date at a comedy open mic / gave my co-worker Gonorrhea
1) porta potty pregnancy test 2) first date at a comedy open mic 3) gave my co-worker Gonorrhea
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226: Nipples have no flavor / porta potty pregnancy test / therapy is a sign you're unlovable
1) Nipples have no flavor 2) porta potty pregnancy test 3) therapy is a sign you're unlovable
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225 - is Angie Faith past her prime? / Gooners downvoted me on Reddit / non-monogamy #1 rule
1) is Angie Faith past her prime? 2) Gooners downvoted me on Reddit 3) non-monogamy #1 rule
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224 - Mogged at the urinal/Clavicular stole my girlfriend/non-monogamous wife can't be your equal
1) Mogged at the urinal2) Clavicular stole my girlfriend3) non-monogamous wife can't be your equal
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223 - Podcast epidemic / is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? / Love is Blind
1) Podcast epidemic 2) is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? 3) Love is Blind
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816
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