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Verbal Graffiti

Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816

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  1. 196

    I regret sending nude photos to my boyfriend

    Episode 272 1) it's not the nude photo, but the prep work that goes into it that I enjoy most

  2. 195

    Quitting my 9-5 W2 corporate career to pursue my passion

    Episode 271 You don't have to be super duper attractive to make big money on OF. Quit your job now

  3. 194

    I was the perfect victim for a child predator

    Episode 270 1) John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath - may I drink from your nipple? 2) My secretive nature made me the perfect victim for child predators

  4. 193

    We've lost our women to Instagram and our future is now uncertain

    Episode 269Single moms' main concern is looking hot on Instagram

  5. 192

    What to do when your wife defends Lindsay Clancy

    Episode 268 What to do when your wife defends Lindsay Clancy

  6. 191

    I was assaulted on a New Haven public bus - my 40 minute detailed story of the horrific ordeal

    Episode 267 This is really part 2 of Episode 266 A tale of that time I was assaulted on a New Haven city public bus

  7. 190

    Saying goodbye to my Hawaiian shirts & a special gift from fan of the show David Duke

    Episode 266 Recording went long, so breaking this episode into two parts Part 1 1) Saying goodbye to my Hawaiian shirts 2) David Duke gives Verbal Graffiti his support

  8. 189

    NFL broadcasting dream team of Tony Romo & Mark Sanchez

    Verbal GraffitiEpisode 2651) NFL broadcasting dream team of Tony Romo & Mark Sanchez

  9. 188

    I may have been fooled into thinking Stephanie McMahon is divorcing Triple H

    Verbal GraffitiEpisode 2641) I may have been fooled into thinking Stephanie McMahon is divorcing Triple H

  10. 187

    Sometimes you have to say what needs to be said

    Episode 263 1) I can't figure out the Discord age verification system 2) 73 yr-old babe dances with a 36 yr-old stud

  11. 186

    Honestly, I'm disappointed with myself. Listening to it is a waste of your time

    Episode 262 1) Indian smoke shops have no customers. How do they stay in business? 2) How does this economy work? shrug emoji

  12. 185

    Scouting a Hailey Rose scene & a referendum on the Salem Witch trials of 1692

    Episode 261 1) Scouting a Hailey Rose scene 2) Employment annual review - what I want to say 3) Referendum on the Salem Witch trials of 1692

  13. 184

    Derek Jeter cards, having a serious conversation about vaginal prolapse & Jerry Sandusky

    Episode 260 1) Why I enjoy collecting Derek Jeter baseball cards 2) Vaginal Prolapse - a serious conversation 3) Giving thanks to Jerry Sandusky - Verbal Graffiti's #1 deceased fan

  14. 183

    Having standards torpedoed my life / ranking holiday STD's / Reddit Moderators

    Episode 259 1) Having standards torpedoed my life 2) ranking holiday STD's 3) Reddit Moderators

  15. 182

    Does the "Gaza Genocide" have enough #s to be a genocide & W2 workers are suckers

    Episode 258 1) Does the "Gaza Genocide" have enough #s to be a genocide 2) W2 workers are suckers

  16. 181

    Questioning the racism of white flight & the cultural influence of Woodstock 1969 | Ep 257

    Episode 257 1) 25 minutes reexamining white flight 2) Gen Z is censoring their feet in photos

  17. 180

    Questioning the sexuality of a former classmate of mine I found on Facebook Meta | Ep 256

    Episode 256 1) Former high school classmate (married with children) comes out as lesbian 2) Vintage collector needs help finding a scene from the 1980s

  18. 179

    Jak Knife is the most talented lover of all-time | Ep 255

    Episode 2551) Jak Knife is the most talented lover of all-time

  19. 178

    Coming out of the closet and introducing myself to my family wasn't easy | Ep 254

    Episode 254Coming out of the closet and introducing myself to my family wasn't easy

  20. 177

    Jimmy Eat World concert / Got in the pit & tried to find love / Men are pitiful | Ep 253

    Episode 253 1) Jimmy Eat World concert 2) I Got in the pit & tried to find love 3) Men are pitiful - women should not lower their already low standards

  21. 176

    Crowded July 4th beach / in love with your mate / catching your BF watching smut beside you | Ep 252

    Episode 252 1) Alone on a crowded July 4th beach 2) in love with your roommate 3) catching your BF watching smut beside you in bed

  22. 175

    all you can think about is your flat ass / must be nice having endless suitors on FEELD | EP 251

    Episode 251 1) all you can think about is your flat ass 2) must be nice having endless suitors on FEELD

  23. 174

    Happy 250th episode of Verbal Graffiti - reflections & self-analysis

    Episode 250 Reflections & self-analysis on the past 250 episodes of the project I call Verbal Graffiti.

  24. 173

    is it rude to ask if you have a OF / approaching a stay at home wife / Plan B alternatives | Ep 249

    Episode 249 1) is it rude to ask a lady if she has a Only Fans?2) correct strategy for approaching a stay at home wife in your neighborhood 3) holistic alternatives for the Plan B pill

  25. 172

    last day of school energy / reparations for unattractive Americans / 1970 Delta Airlines ad | Ep 248

    Episode 2481) last day of school energy 2) reparations for unattractive Americans 3) 1970s Delta Airlines newspaper advertisement

  26. 171

    I'm a vagina guy / preference for pink nipples / How much $ should I bring to the AVN | Ep 247

    Episode 2471) I'm a vagina guy 2) preference for pink nipples 3) How much money should I bring to the AVN Awards

  27. 170

    A modern day love story with an abrupt ending | Ep 246

    Episode 246A modern day love story with an abrupt ending

  28. 169

    What do grooms think about right before saying 'I do' & Mr. Clavicular | Ep 245

    Episode 2451) What do grooms think about right before saying 'I do' 2) Mr. Clavicular

  29. 168

    Women will protest for illegal immigrants, but won't marry them / work from home etiquette | Ep 244

    Episode 244Women will protest for illegal immigrants, but won't marry them 2) work from home - what do your neighbors think of you?

  30. 167

    K-Pop is a psyop / Switzerland is fake / gaining inches with non FDA approved drugs | Ep 243

    Episode 243 1) K-Pop is a psyop 2) Switzerland is fake 3) gaining inches with non FDA approved drugs 4) Unemployed and no longer looking for work

  31. 166

    Bars no longer serve ice cold beer / losing your morning wood at age 21 | Ep 242

    Episode 2421) Bars no longer serve ice cold beer 2) Losing your morning wood at age 21 | Ep 242

  32. 165

    Do escorts enjoy the Girlfriend Experience? Hire a local escort or not? You know the answer | Ep 241

    Episode 2411) Do escorts enjoy the Girlfriend Experience? 2) To hire a local escort or not? You know the answer

  33. 164

    Having a college degree makes me better than you / how to keep the booty squeaky clean | Episode 240

    Episode 2401) my college degree makes me better than you 2) how to keep the booty squeaky clean?

  34. 163

    25 mins on periods and losing eggs / 100 most influential people in history | Ep 239

    Episode 239 1) 25 mins on periods and losing eggs 2) 100 most influential people in history

  35. 162

    UConn had the worst graduation speaker of all-time / my BF is an unemployed bartender/actor | Ep 238

    Episode 2381) UConn had the worst graduation speaker of all-time 2) my BF is an unemployed bartender/actor - what should I do?

  36. 161

    My mom = wildcard / Day unworthy of a diary post / falling in love w/ a lady of the night

    Episode 2371) My mom has become a wildcard 2) A day unworthy of a diary post 3) falling in love with a lady of the night

  37. 160

    45 minutes documenting my experience dining inside a McDonald's in 2026

    Episode 23645 minutes documenting my experience dining inside a McDonald's in 2026

  38. 159

    Nespresso pods / we can't keep up with prices / WNBA loves vagina / definition of 'fun' | Ep 235

    1) Nespresso pods 2) we can't keep up with prices 3) WNBA loves vagina 4) definition of 'fun'

  39. 158

    Indecent Proposal / mindset of a computer hacker | Ep 234

    Episode 2341) Indecent Proposal 2) mindset of a computer hacker

  40. 157

    233: Audi Q7 / Hot men are endangered species / Limp Bizkit concerts / Exotic dancers with no rizz

    1) Audi Q7 at the intersection2) Hot men are endangered species 3) Limp Bizkit concerts 4) Exotic dancers with no rizz

  41. 156

    232: Tip your dental hygienist / Sydney Sweeney does Playboy / Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate

    1) Tip your dental hygienist 2) Sydney Sweeney does Playboy 3) Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate

  42. 155

    231: Should you visit your GF in the ER / Yale - Where have all the men gone? / X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani

    1) Should you visit your GF in the ER 2) Yale - Where have all the men gone? 3) X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani

  43. 154

    230: How to become a homeowner in 2026 / obese woman tanking house value in neighborhood / feminism

    1) How to become a homeowner in 2026 2) obese woman tanking house value in my neighborhood 3) princess feminism

  44. 153

    229: surviving puberty / protest attire / jagged teeth / Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction

    1) surviving puberty 2) protest attire 3) jagged teeth 4) Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction

  45. 152

    228 - Dianna Russini - devoted wife / what does Peter Schrager do for inside info / McDonald's order

    1) Dianna Russini is a devoted wife 2) what does Peter Schrager & Shams do for insider info?3) True love is knowing her Mcdonald's order

  46. 151

    227: porta potty pregnancy test / first date at a comedy open mic / gave my co-worker Gonorrhea

    1) porta potty pregnancy test 2) first date at a comedy open mic 3) gave my co-worker Gonorrhea

  47. 150

    226: Nipples have no flavor / porta potty pregnancy test / therapy is a sign you're unlovable

    1) Nipples have no flavor 2) porta potty pregnancy test 3) therapy is a sign you're unlovable

  48. 149

    225 - is Angie Faith past her prime? / Gooners downvoted me on Reddit / non-monogamy #1 rule

    1) is Angie Faith past her prime? 2) Gooners downvoted me on Reddit 3) non-monogamy #1 rule

  49. 148

    224 - Mogged at the urinal/Clavicular stole my girlfriend/non-monogamous wife can't be your equal

    1) Mogged at the urinal2) Clavicular stole my girlfriend3) non-monogamous wife can't be your equal

  50. 147

    223 - Podcast epidemic / is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? / Love is Blind

    1) Podcast epidemic 2) is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? 3) Love is Blind

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Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816

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