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Verbal Graffiti

Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816

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  1. 196

    Questioning the racism of white flight & the cultural influence of Woodstock 1969 | Ep 257

    Episode 257 1) 25 minutes reexamining white flight 2) Gen Z is censoring their feet in photos

  2. 195

    Questioning the sexuality of a former classmate of mine I found on Facebook Meta | Ep 256

    Episode 256 1) Former high school classmate (married with children) comes out as lesbian 2) Vintage collector needs help finding a scene from the 1980s

  3. 194

    Jak Knife is the most talented lover of all-time | Ep 255

    Episode 2551) Jak Knife is the most talented lover of all-time

  4. 193

    Coming out of the closet and introducing myself to my family wasn't easy | Ep 254

    Episode 254Coming out of the closet and introducing myself to my family wasn't easy

  5. 192

    Jimmy Eat World concert / Got in the pit & tried to find love / Men are pitiful | Ep 253

    Episode 253 1) Jimmy Eat World concert 2) I Got in the pit & tried to find love 3) Men are pitiful - women should not lower their already low standards

  6. 191

    Crowded July 4th beach / in love with your mate / catching your BF watching smut beside you | Ep 252

    Episode 252 1) Alone on a crowded July 4th beach 2) in love with your roommate 3) catching your BF watching smut beside you in bed

  7. 190

    all you can think about is your flat ass / must be nice having endless suitors on FEELD | EP 251

    Episode 251 1) all you can think about is your flat ass 2) must be nice having endless suitors on FEELD

  8. 189

    Happy 250th episode of Verbal Graffiti - reflections & self-analysis

    Episode 250 Reflections & self-analysis on the past 250 episodes of the project I call Verbal Graffiti.

  9. 188

    is it rude to ask if you have a OF / approaching a stay at home wife / Plan B alternatives | Ep 249

    Episode 249 1) is it rude to ask a lady if she has a Only Fans?2) correct strategy for approaching a stay at home wife in your neighborhood 3) holistic alternatives for the Plan B pill

  10. 187

    last day of school energy / reparations for unattractive Americans / 1970 Delta Airlines ad | Ep 248

    Episode 2481) last day of school energy 2) reparations for unattractive Americans 3) 1970s Delta Airlines newspaper advertisement

  11. 186

    I'm a vagina guy / preference for pink nipples / How much $ should I bring to the AVN | Ep 247

    Episode 2471) I'm a vagina guy 2) preference for pink nipples 3) How much money should I bring to the AVN Awards

  12. 185

    A modern day love story with an abrupt ending | Ep 246

    Episode 246A modern day love story with an abrupt ending

  13. 184

    What do grooms think about right before saying 'I do' & Mr. Clavicular | Ep 245

    Episode 2451) What do grooms think about right before saying 'I do' 2) Mr. Clavicular

  14. 183

    Women will protest for illegal immigrants, but won't marry them / work from home etiquette | Ep 244

    Episode 244Women will protest for illegal immigrants, but won't marry them 2) work from home - what do your neighbors think of you?

  15. 182

    K-Pop is a psyop / Switzerland is fake / gaining inches with non FDA approved drugs | Ep 243

    Episode 243 1) K-Pop is a psyop 2) Switzerland is fake 3) gaining inches with non FDA approved drugs 4) Unemployed and no longer looking for work

  16. 181

    Bars no longer serve ice cold beer / losing your morning wood at age 21 | Ep 242

    Episode 2421) Bars no longer serve ice cold beer 2) Losing your morning wood at age 21 | Ep 242

  17. 180

    Do escorts enjoy the Girlfriend Experience? Hire a local escort or not? You know the answer | Ep 241

    Episode 2411) Do escorts enjoy the Girlfriend Experience? 2) To hire a local escort or not? You know the answer

  18. 179

    Having a college degree makes me better than you / how to keep the booty squeaky clean | Episode 240

    Episode 2401) my college degree makes me better than you 2) how to keep the booty squeaky clean?

  19. 178

    25 mins on periods and losing eggs / 100 most influential people in history | Ep 239

    Episode 239 1) 25 mins on periods and losing eggs 2) 100 most influential people in history

  20. 177

    UConn had the worst graduation speaker of all-time / my BF is an unemployed bartender/actor | Ep 238

    Episode 2381) UConn had the worst graduation speaker of all-time 2) my BF is an unemployed bartender/actor - what should I do?

  21. 176

    My mom = wildcard / Day unworthy of a diary post / falling in love w/ a lady of the night

    Episode 2371) My mom has become a wildcard 2) A day unworthy of a diary post 3) falling in love with a lady of the night

  22. 175

    45 minutes documenting my experience dining inside a McDonald's in 2026

    Episode 23645 minutes documenting my experience dining inside a McDonald's in 2026

  23. 174

    Nespresso pods / we can't keep up with prices / WNBA loves vagina / definition of 'fun' | Ep 235

    1) Nespresso pods 2) we can't keep up with prices 3) WNBA loves vagina 4) definition of 'fun'

  24. 173

    Indecent Proposal / mindset of a computer hacker | Ep 234

    Episode 2341) Indecent Proposal 2) mindset of a computer hacker

  25. 172

    233: Audi Q7 / Hot men are endangered species / Limp Bizkit concerts / Exotic dancers with no rizz

    1) Audi Q7 at the intersection2) Hot men are endangered species 3) Limp Bizkit concerts 4) Exotic dancers with no rizz

  26. 171

    232: Tip your dental hygienist / Sydney Sweeney does Playboy / Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate

    1) Tip your dental hygienist 2) Sydney Sweeney does Playboy 3) Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate

  27. 170

    231: Should you visit your GF in the ER / Yale - Where have all the men gone? / X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani

    1) Should you visit your GF in the ER 2) Yale - Where have all the men gone? 3) X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani

  28. 169

    230: How to become a homeowner in 2026 / obese woman tanking house value in neighborhood / feminism

    1) How to become a homeowner in 2026 2) obese woman tanking house value in my neighborhood 3) princess feminism

  29. 168

    229: surviving puberty / protest attire / jagged teeth / Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction

    1) surviving puberty 2) protest attire 3) jagged teeth 4) Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction

  30. 167

    228 - Dianna Russini - devoted wife / what does Peter Schrager do for inside info / McDonald's order

    1) Dianna Russini is a devoted wife 2) what does Peter Schrager & Shams do for insider info?3) True love is knowing her Mcdonald's order

  31. 166

    227: porta potty pregnancy test / first date at a comedy open mic / gave my co-worker Gonorrhea

    1) porta potty pregnancy test 2) first date at a comedy open mic 3) gave my co-worker Gonorrhea

  32. 165

    226: Nipples have no flavor / porta potty pregnancy test / therapy is a sign you're unlovable

    1) Nipples have no flavor 2) porta potty pregnancy test 3) therapy is a sign you're unlovable

  33. 164

    225 - is Angie Faith past her prime? / Gooners downvoted me on Reddit / non-monogamy #1 rule

    1) is Angie Faith past her prime? 2) Gooners downvoted me on Reddit 3) non-monogamy #1 rule

  34. 163

    224 - Mogged at the urinal/Clavicular stole my girlfriend/non-monogamous wife can't be your equal

    1) Mogged at the urinal2) Clavicular stole my girlfriend3) non-monogamous wife can't be your equal

  35. 162

    223 - Podcast epidemic / is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? / Love is Blind

    1) Podcast epidemic 2) is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? 3) Love is Blind

  36. 161

    222 - Michelle Obama was never attractive / History is fake / AI slop is superior to human slop

    1) Michelle Obama was never attractive 2) History is fake 3) AI slop is superior to human slop

  37. 160

    221 - Gay sex in Cyberypunk 2077 / my friend's terrible podcast / Jeffrey Epstein vs. Disney

    1) Gay sex in Cyberypunk 2077 2) my friend's terrible podcast 3) Jeffrey Epstein vs. Disney

  38. 159

    220: Stop investing in ordinary kids / Bride prepping for her wedding photos by playing Hunger Games

    1) Stop investing in ordinary kids 2) Bride prepping for her wedding photos by playing Hunger Games

  39. 158

    #219 - Female teachers vs Catholic priests / CT comedy scene / Substitute teachers isn't a real job

    1) Female teachers vs Catholic priests 2) CT comedy scene 3) Substitute teachers isn't a real job

  40. 157

    #218: USA vs. Iran - winner gets your wife & daughter / how do teenagers graduate high school?

    #218 1) USA vs. Iran - winner gets your wife & daughter 2) how do teenagers graduate high school?

  41. 156

    VG 217 - after hour work emails / shopping cart theory / am I cuck for asking about her past?

    1) after hour work emails 2) shopping cart theory 3) am I cuck for asking about her past?

  42. 155

    VG 216: Lost my virginity to Bonnie Blue / wasting a recruiters time

    1) Lost my virginity to Bonnie Blue 2) wasting a recruiters time

  43. 154

    VG 215: Want AI to take my job / increasing YouTube engagement / AI girlfriends

    1) Want AI to take my job 2) increasing YouTube engagement 3) AI girlfriends

  44. 153

    VG - 214: outlaw male nurses / stop caring about bartenders / babe feels prettier on the internet

    1) outlaw male nurses 2) stop caring about bartenders 3) babe feels prettier on the internet

  45. 152

    VG - 213: IG education reels / Cougar cub relationships / Happy Meals / Late night coffee cafes

    1) Instagram education reels 2) Cougar cub relationships 3) Happy Meals 4) Late night coffee cafes

  46. 151

    VG - 212: regretful cafe coffee / daughter hotdogs parallel parking / rejecting men is a skill

    1) regretful cafe coffee 2) daughter hotdogs parallel parking 3) rejecting men is a skill

  47. 150

    VG 211: Jealous Epstein emails / revealing work attire / groping kink

    1) Jealous Epstein emails 2) revealing work attire 3) groping kink

  48. 149

    VG 210: FEELD / does being in a sorority make you hotter? / tutors complaining about stupid kids

    1) FEELD dating app2) does being in a sorority make you hotter? 3) tutors complaining about stupid kids

  49. 148

    VG - 209: Farewell to the AVN Awards / $3,600 engagement ring / bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister

    1) farewell to the AVN Awards 2) $3,600 engagement ring 3) bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister

  50. 147

    VG - 208: Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks / Bumble Premium / Cheerleaders in January / strippers sharing a rental

    1) Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks 2) Bumble Premium 3) Cheerleaders in January 4) strippers sharing a rental

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Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816

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Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday &...

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