All Episodes
Verbal Graffiti — 222 episodes
Questioning the racism of white flight & the cultural influence of Woodstock 1969 | Ep 257
Questioning the sexuality of a former classmate of mine I found on Facebook Meta | Ep 256
Jak Knife is the most talented lover of all-time | Ep 255
Coming out of the closet and introducing myself to my family wasn't easy | Ep 254
Jimmy Eat World concert / Got in the pit & tried to find love / Men are pitiful | Ep 253
Crowded July 4th beach / in love with your mate / catching your BF watching smut beside you | Ep 252
all you can think about is your flat ass / must be nice having endless suitors on FEELD | EP 251
Happy 250th episode of Verbal Graffiti - reflections & self-analysis
is it rude to ask if you have a OF / approaching a stay at home wife / Plan B alternatives | Ep 249
last day of school energy / reparations for unattractive Americans / 1970 Delta Airlines ad | Ep 248
I'm a vagina guy / preference for pink nipples / How much $ should I bring to the AVN | Ep 247
A modern day love story with an abrupt ending | Ep 246
What do grooms think about right before saying 'I do' & Mr. Clavicular | Ep 245
Women will protest for illegal immigrants, but won't marry them / work from home etiquette | Ep 244
K-Pop is a psyop / Switzerland is fake / gaining inches with non FDA approved drugs | Ep 243
Bars no longer serve ice cold beer / losing your morning wood at age 21 | Ep 242
Do escorts enjoy the Girlfriend Experience? Hire a local escort or not? You know the answer | Ep 241
Having a college degree makes me better than you / how to keep the booty squeaky clean | Episode 240
25 mins on periods and losing eggs / 100 most influential people in history | Ep 239
UConn had the worst graduation speaker of all-time / my BF is an unemployed bartender/actor | Ep 238
My mom = wildcard / Day unworthy of a diary post / falling in love w/ a lady of the night
45 minutes documenting my experience dining inside a McDonald's in 2026
Nespresso pods / we can't keep up with prices / WNBA loves vagina / definition of 'fun' | Ep 235
Indecent Proposal / mindset of a computer hacker | Ep 234
233: Audi Q7 / Hot men are endangered species / Limp Bizkit concerts / Exotic dancers with no rizz
232: Tip your dental hygienist / Sydney Sweeney does Playboy / Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate
231: Should you visit your GF in the ER / Yale - Where have all the men gone? / X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani
230: How to become a homeowner in 2026 / obese woman tanking house value in neighborhood / feminism
229: surviving puberty / protest attire / jagged teeth / Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction
228 - Dianna Russini - devoted wife / what does Peter Schrager do for inside info / McDonald's order
227: porta potty pregnancy test / first date at a comedy open mic / gave my co-worker Gonorrhea
226: Nipples have no flavor / porta potty pregnancy test / therapy is a sign you're unlovable
225 - is Angie Faith past her prime? / Gooners downvoted me on Reddit / non-monogamy #1 rule
224 - Mogged at the urinal/Clavicular stole my girlfriend/non-monogamous wife can't be your equal
223 - Podcast epidemic / is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? / Love is Blind
222 - Michelle Obama was never attractive / History is fake / AI slop is superior to human slop
221 - Gay sex in Cyberypunk 2077 / my friend's terrible podcast / Jeffrey Epstein vs. Disney
220: Stop investing in ordinary kids / Bride prepping for her wedding photos by playing Hunger Games
#219 - Female teachers vs Catholic priests / CT comedy scene / Substitute teachers isn't a real job
#218: USA vs. Iran - winner gets your wife & daughter / how do teenagers graduate high school?
VG 217 - after hour work emails / shopping cart theory / am I cuck for asking about her past?
VG 216: Lost my virginity to Bonnie Blue / wasting a recruiters time
VG 215: Want AI to take my job / increasing YouTube engagement / AI girlfriends
VG - 214: outlaw male nurses / stop caring about bartenders / babe feels prettier on the internet
VG - 213: IG education reels / Cougar cub relationships / Happy Meals / Late night coffee cafes
VG - 212: regretful cafe coffee / daughter hotdogs parallel parking / rejecting men is a skill
VG 211: Jealous Epstein emails / revealing work attire / groping kink
VG 210: FEELD / does being in a sorority make you hotter? / tutors complaining about stupid kids
VG - 209: Farewell to the AVN Awards / $3,600 engagement ring / bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister
VG - 208: Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks / Bumble Premium / Cheerleaders in January / strippers sharing a rental
VG 207: B12 injections / detransitioning / snow plows / why don't we have 2 hearts
VG - 206: your adult children won't visit you / Me and Timothee Chalamet are top level performers
VG - 205: I live with my mom and she does my laundry / short film / dating racism
VG - 204: My opinions on ICE / ear piercings should be limited to 3 / you're not hot, your adequate
VG - 203: Load Boost / pubic hair & lingerie / we don't want friendship with Europe - War of 1812
VG - 202: Connecticut meteorologists / loving wife won't put iPhone down / Selene Sun / security
VG - 201: Sadie Crowell is all women / Howard Stern / Moms using their toddlers as shields / anarchy
VG - 200: looking at our metrics / naked dorm roommate / OF creative director / New strippers
VG - 199: Merging of real life & technology / arranged marriages / concerts are for getting felt up
VG - 198: Ava Addams breast reduction / Tricky Dick & Slick Willy / Uber Eats / penis envy
VG - 197: unsolicited DM to smut star / hand jibbers cheating? / Cyberpunk 2077 / scratch off ticket
VG - 196: widow brings boyfriend to husband's grave / idk how to do a carwash / text me a statement
VG - 195: making love to Chris Williamson / respect goonettes / B-man gives you 10 life lessons
VG - 194: Not permitted to discuss BJ / No coffee for your husbo / guillotine for pissing on toilet
VG -193: Cyberpunk 2077 got me back into gaming / vagina cyst / yearn for the boredom of childhood
Verbal Graffiti - 192: This episode is dedicated to my friend Colin James
VG 191: Jealous I'll never be pregnant / Yoo Young-Chul - Korean raincoat Killer / never volunteer
VG 190: 15 mins on the state of my standup & then I tell women not to take hormonal birth control
VG 189: Pilgrims better than indians / 4chan penis hammock / locker room etiquette
VG 188: bagel economy / I'm gifted & talented / teachers microdosing shrooms
VG - 187: how are you surviving economically / SpongeBob SquarePants urine / kidney negotiations
VG - 186: did Ella Knox retire / Don't tell priest you masturbate / born to be a wordsmith for OF
VG - 185: Idea for getting out of babysitting / cops and their lattes / babe reporters & athletes
VG - 184: Running for office is annoying / Kid Rock as WWII general / So you want to be a brat?
VG - 183: Ranking hotness of female team sports / co-worker funeral attendance policy / fetishwantad
VG - 182: Breast implant illness / I got caught with binoculars / what's a cuck to do when he busts
VG - 181: Camsoda is where lovemaking goes to die / show your face you gutless smut / outside in 5yr
VG - 180: Yankees manager Aaron Boone dresses inappropriately / gooner luv potion / bar confidence
VG - 179: 1990s Saturn & JNCO jeans / looksmaxxing matters more as you age / Dan Dangler & her tattoos
VG - 178: Dissertation on breast augmentation testimonials / ejaculating quickly is complimentary
VG - 177: rub & tug tuggy / wheelchairs deserve luv & affection too / WFH attire
VG - 176: I want a pet panda / men's rights safety app / busking hack with amplifcation
VG - 175: Alone to the movie theatre / Panda Express / GF has the Bubonic Plague
VG - 174: stop blaming the algorithm / 48 & a job - ur a failure / unmarried real estate agents
VG - 173: slap on redGIFs / loitering around 25 yr-old employee / remembering the life of a sister
VG - 172: UK gooner coming to NYC / Professor is a fake career
VG - 171: no admiration for your suburban marriage / untrustworthy tennis instructors / Zillow
VG - 170: 18 yr old wonders if her boobs will ever get bigger / Erika Kirk / dusty Sour Skittles
VG - 169: Jeffrey Epstein was handsome / identifying clean butt cracks / nude David vs. Virgin Mary
VG - 168: Charlie Kirk thoughts / Pit Bull ownership should be illegal / quit your dreams & open a liquor store
VG - 167: GTA street walkers / babe logic isn't human / Ikea make your own casket
VG - 166: kindergarten marks end of childhood / 911 is my fav holiday / eugenics / your son ain't it
VG- 165: Bumble swiped left on me times infinity / Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan is no more / poppers
VG - 164: I pluck my ear hair / spirituality of giving birth / signing a NDA to date a billionaire
VG - 163: illegal substances & firearms not on the hub / camping with the gays / Aladdin audition
VG - 162: West Haven CT is home to botched plastic surgery / chatGPTNSFW / had 1 drink & pulled over
VG - 161: Divorce your Venmo request husband / company layoffs / modern day Dirk Diggler
VG - 160: bee & moth fight to the death / stopped tipping baristas / OF & the Hub while on probation
VG - 159: Travel sports ruins communities / how often do you wash your balls / baby momma wants money
VG - 158: Divorce your fantasy football husband / friends cost $ / striped shirts give me the ick
VG - 157: B-cups at the ballpark hit different / growing your clit / you're a terrible mother
VG - 156: 2% merit raise / Husband invites ex-wife to the pool / obsessing over BF's ex GF
VG - 155: New boyfriend humiliation ritual / where homeless shave pubes / paid off the mortgage
VG - 154: Book review - A Salesman's Wife / Bonnie Blue has an outie / sensing love of co-workers
VG - 153: dangers of drinking & eBay / $350 ukulele / squirt vs. wild squirt
VG - 152: My neighbor(friend) died of drug OD / Skee-ball world champ / night stand gone awry
VG - 151: Enamored by a ponytail / retiring from Twitter / Silence is no longer free
VG - 150: Looking at Verbal Graffiti metrics - I'm a failure
Verbal Graffiti - 149: Seeing Americans with no hope / Mr. Small Dick / 2.5 hours on the toilet
Verbal Graffiti - 148: Scooters are ruining downtown New Haven / 99 problems and my camgirl ain't one / how many toys is too many
VG - 147: Botched boob job / divorced babe joins online dating / co-worker tucks penis in waistband
VG - 146: July is when butt lickers earn their stripes / slutes at the club / ur friend is a dimwit
VG - 145: I want to see nukes / old geeser patrolling playground / improv is for losers
VG - 144: Scouting a 19 yr old OF babe / SFW vs. NSFW art / married 56 yr old sending 1st dick pic
VG - 143: plane crashes & AirBnB guest pisses the bed & dreaming of bigger loads
VG - 142: LA riots a perfect place to meet a man & Deep Throat 2 auditions & pool parties for kids
Verbal Graffiti - 141: AIDS killed all the fun gays & Conspiracy theorist in Target & Eloping
Verbal Graffiti - 140: Your wife morphed into a fatty & Mad Men office & Yale vs. Harvard
Verbal Graffiti - 139: Do you piss in the sink & how to handle a co-workers death
Verbal Graffiti - 138: Little League parents are violent & when a sub loses her dom
Verbal Graffiti - 137: Wife upset loving husband shares intimate details with friends & 6 inch girth
Verbal Graffiti - 136: Feminism is a fraudulent ideology & tips to become a dynamic individual
Employed by Kohl's & Your husband has an addiction to strange
Verbal Graffiti - 134: Gas station dick pills & threesome at the brothel
Verbal Graffiti - 133: Autistic neighbor wants my cat & breakup text message etiquette
Verbal Graffiti - 132: MAGA cis male can't do a single pull-up & 6th grader can't get a pencil
Verbal Graffiti - 131: Does your spouse have snapchat & prepping for a goon session
Verbal Graffiti - 130: Are you a shallow dater & she needs a dick between those tits
Verbal Graffiti - 129: Would you sniff my feet & where to dispose of 100s of shoes
Verbal Graffiti - 128: Trucker honks at kid & 500 day of semen retention
Verbal Graffiti - 127: Breastfeeding in 1690 & hyper sexual autistic can't find a babe
Verbal Graffiti - 126: Lollipops & NYC skylines & security guards standing up
Verbal Graffiti - 125: My therapist was drunk during our session (allegedly) & roommates dick is big
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 124: Student loan has Redditor in eternal debt & ugly pretty couples
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 123: Red Bull addiction is real & fearful of the cheese
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 122: Don't mess with the old guy in pool & 23 year old quits drinking
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 121: Altercation with a hobo (slur) & ejaculating in the toilet bowl
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 120: Influencers filming at the gym & serving underage undercover cop
Verbal Graffiti - 119: Millennial has give up on life b/c of Trump & everyone can't be a gangster
Verbal Graffiti - 118: Hooters goes bankrupt & strategies for in-person interviews
Verbal Graffiti - 117: Family thinks their son is gay & her ass ain't it
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 116: All things contemporary Art - Mona Lisa
Verbal Graffiti: Episode 115 - New hire spent night at the strip club & Strippers don't like cum
Verbal Graffiti: Episode 114 - Should Teacher pursue former student? Father coming back to his questionable punk roots
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 113: Should felons be allowed to vote & sharing nudes with your buddies
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 112: Dumpster diver has company & Incel angry John gave up his seat
Verbal Graffiti: Episode 111 - Looking for a penpal & fearful of walking alone at night
Verbal Graffiti: Episode 110 - Should bulges in public be legal? GF cheats on BF while on cruise
Verbal Graffiti: Episode 109 - Potty trained at 17 months & sugar daddy doubling down
Verbal Graffiti: Episode 108 - dad has the bowling yips & single guy getting eggs at the food bank
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 107: Nano-blading gone wrong & should a John help his floozie get a job
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 106: Professor catches student selling exams & blacked out father
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 105: What to do with $50K inheritance & help, my final exam is tomorrow
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 104: Attractive baddies having fatty bff is an epidemic & saving chairs
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Verbal Graffiti - Episode 101: black magic penis candles & mom changing in front of her child
Verbal Graffiti- Episode 100: Viewership numbies / cheating abroad / Intern eating 6 donuts
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 99 - Customer service is below us all & having brain surgery
Verbal Graffiti: Episode 98 - lie to get EBT & uber eats has an order from the mall food court
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 97: Get well soon office card etiquette & Pre-owned butt plugs for sale
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 96: Ken Cheng's Linkedin profile & ranking smut from naughtiest to tamest
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 95: Is dipping french fries in soda weird & my queefing is uncontrollable
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 94: Babe's boy toy can't last in bed & I'm an unlovable
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 93: Hitchhiking ain't for complainers & making friends on the hub
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 92: Americans eating alone in cars & they're out to get you, yes, you
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 91: stud has problem with premature ejaculation & fan has 20 fleshlights
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 90: babe suspects her husbo is a cuck & redscare podcast fan is pro China
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 89: cyclist throws hissy fit & date with homeless babe at Denny's
Verbal Graffiti - Episode 88: Edging till tomorrow & my grandpa and I are alcoholics
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