Wait, Shut Up!

V wrote down a bunch of random things unprompted. only then did Kevin reveal the real reason why... now they both have to read them off and describe why they're proud of whatever it is. and if you know anything about V's filthy mind, you'll see where this is going... join V & Kevin for our final Pride 2026 erpisode!

look no further folks, V & Kevin have it all right here for you did you come out recently? or maybe you're still on the fence about it? listen to our comprehensive queer guide to gay!

who can pick the gayer (derogatory) song?  time to resurrect our favorite game, where V & Kevin try to out-gay (derogatory) each other through song. we're gay. we can make that joke  <:^*

rainbow!! 

listen up ladies, this whole episode was V's idea. is it bad? sure! is it unlistenable? hmm debatable. but is it funny?? haha, okay! V & Kevin do karaoke without a lifejacket. no choosing songs, no lyrics, and a twist of voice delay. plus we had pizza before we sang so..

Well shoot folks, it's 'bout dang time we introduced y'all to Gary n Travis.  Take a seat with an ice cold beer 'n' stay a hwhile, ya'hear?

Starlets. The planets and stars have realigned. Pluto is in retrograde and is speaking to you. Do you hear her? Our Moon Goddess is here to translate (TRANS?!).

it's our favorite American holiday, five of mayo guey!!! are you Hellman's or Duke's people? let us know in the comments, guacala!

guys V's on drugs, come listen!!! help me!!!

Guys, we're opening up. We're being vulnerable, like you asked us to. We feel so guilty about so many a things these days, and have to tell you about it.

Calling all sci-fi fans and lovers of the Poon franchise! Shelley & Zander are back with the much anticipated breakdown of the new Poon 3 trailer, decoding all the bits you missed! Did you spot all the Easter eggs we did? Follow along our journey... through time... in the Pooniverse.

Guys, we're improving. It's just improv.

Denise and Nancy have the DEALS for you gamer moms out there! Call in any time, 1-800-666-4329 (MOM-GEAR)!!!

We're improving at improv-ing together to save the world and you should appreciate that. So tell me that.

We have THE one-and-only Jonas back in the studio! Come learn more about our favorite guest ever, like what his favorite German car and German beer is. Or even his favorite German location! We might even learn about his German siblings... Is there another Jonas out there? Listen in to find out!

You have a very important message waiting for you... The stars and the moon are talking... Our Moon Goddess of the Sun has the answers... Tune in to find out ;)

Can two queer folk code-switch as straight for an entire episode?? Tune in to find out! Chill with Vincent & Kaden as they talk about all the stuff bros talk about, like chicks, sports, beer and not being gay (we think, we have no idea what bros talk about).

V & Kevin are back back back again to SAVE THE WORLD. That's right, it's Season 2 babyyyyy!!   Are you ready for the future? Well, that's already Strike 2 for you. 2 more strikes, and who knows what will happen to you... (your mom probably) Join us for our first ever WSU Spelling Bee and a little catch-up since you've heard from us last!               This episode is dedicated to our forever queen, Pennifer. RIP Sweet Baby Angel <3

Season 1 Finale! Let's have some fun (this beat is sick) celebrating our first ever season of Wait, Shut Up!  This episode has everything: gay stuff, embarrassing childhood memories, songs, MTVs Dan Cortez, and an actual recap of our Top 10 Favorite Moments of our inaugural season! Cvm be gay with us for one last time in 2025!           V & Kevin Will Return         ...in February, 2026.

What??? We weren't out of ideas so we decided to do a recap show??? Leave us alone? Join us, V & Kevin, as we revisit some of our favorite moments from our inaugural season of podcasting!!

We're not mad, we're just disappointed. V & Kevin take listener questions, for real this time.  If you've asked a question in our comments before, it'll probably be answered here.

There's no holding back After Dark >:) Join V & Kevin for a very special After Dark NSFW/NSFL adult-only episode! We bring you a very special gay edition of QVC, where we curated lists of *adult toys* for each other to give improvised feedback on.  Who will trip the other up most with their toy testimonies?? Tune in to find out!!!

Gobble Gobble, Smells! Happy Turkey Day! V & Kevin wish you and your families a beautiful Thanksgiving, filled with stuffing, other side dishes, and great conversations about normal things like politics and religion that won't start a fight.  Thanks to amomonints for the super special Thanksgiving fanfiction that you can't wait to hear!

Join V & Kevin on a trip around the world!!! All the way to Germany, the UK and then back to the US of A! Thank you to @PixieStixInMyCereal on WattPad for an amazing new fanfic about our two favorite lovebirds, Trump n Bubba!! Also tune in to find out what British foods are MINT or utter BOLLOCKS! We would know, we love food. 

THREE incredibly talented karaoke artists. FOUR judges. Only ONE shot to become Chicago's next Karaoke Idol. Who will take the crown? Join V, Kevin, Jonas and our new friend Howie Doon to find out!!

V IS FINALLY BACK YAYYYYYY THANK GOD!!!!! Join us for an extra New Yorky episode, just don't be alarmed that we're a little sleepy. Promise, we'll get back into the swing of things. Emetophobia trigger warning also, at some point. I don't remember the timestamp so it'll be like a surprise :D

This is V's fault, I want you all to remember that. The reason this episode is so bad is because of ***V***!!    Enjoy this super secret Kevasode that I did without V's permission, and let's see if they find it and/or get mad at me.

As promised, V & Kevin provide you with some much needed ASMR for maximum tingles and relaxation!!! Plus we dive into a juicy new fanfic about Trump X Elon that you’ll have to hear to believe!   Thank you to @PixieStixInMyCereal on WattPad for the AMAZING work of art!!!

V & Kevin are risking it all. Swifties, grab your torch and pitchforks! Let's investigate why they call TSwift our generation's "Shakespeare".

We've been craptured  :^(  Jebus came down and took us all! That’s why this episode is like 4 days late… Join V & Kevin for a VERY fun episode that was *totally* worth the wait. Don't believe us? Find out for yourself then. (Okay fine spoilers we yap and play a game like always, there happy?)

DNF Smut is back!!! You guys. This is a big deal. Also, V has super exciting news to share, and Kevin brought them a gift. You'll never guess what the news or gift is. 

GAME ON, BABY! V is back for revenge against Kevin in another riveting gameshow showdown, where they once again go HEAD-TO-HEAD. Or should we say, lips-to-lips? You'll just have to listen to find out!

V & Kevin are really grateful this week.   I think you should listen as to why they are so grateful, in so far as being thankful and such as.   They also uncover rankings that have never been explored before! :O

This is your go-to place to learn everything V & Kevin! Plus we dive into a new fanfic about Dream and GeorgeNotFound you have to hear to believe!    Thank you to @flowkiwia on Wattpad for letting us read this fabulous story! Read more of her work here: www.wattpad.com/user/flowkiwia

V & Kevin are haunted! Did Halloween come early? Join us for absolutely cursed advice, and a fan fiction reading involving too many tentacles to count!   Thank you to @tapwaterisnice on WattPad for the amazing story!   Read more of their work here: wattpad.com/user/tapwaterisnice

This week, V & Kevin have their first ever guest, Roople the Queen! Then they dive into the love lives of James' Charle and Micheal Jackson. You won't want to miss this!   Thank you to Ennardlover-3- on Wattpad for the amazing story! Find their works of art here: www.wattpad.com/user/Ennardlover-3-

V & Kevin compete to out-offend each other's ears, and read TWO fanfictions! GET PUMPED!   Thanks to Sal and Eden for sharing their amazing stories with us again! Find them on Wattpad here: www.wattpad.com/user/penislover696969  www.wattpad.com/user/Maryisfine 

We take listener questions and dive into a new fanfic courtesy of our friend Sal on Wattpad! Check out his works at www.wattpad.com/user/penislover696969

Wait, Shut Up! Episode 1! The Phantom Menace! Join us for the first ever WSU Talent Show, and a dramatic reading of "Shrek is a Thottie Hottie" by Maryisfine on Wattpad.