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We Belong Dead
by Lono & Ian
The east coast's premier underground horror podcast, where counterculture meets the macabre!
Episodes
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Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 5
Welcome back to The Fort! This go-around, Lono has a wacky, madcap double-feature sure to tickle yer funny bones AND yer nostalgia nooks. The delightfully wild John Ritter led, Stay Tuned, followed by an oddly NOT raunchy Ski comedy, Ski Patrol! It's a fun pairing fo sho! So grab some corn, a...
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Episode 168
Holy hell, you sweet-ass Deaders! Look at us, your favorite horror-lovin', stoned uncles keeping up with a recording schedule! This one's a bit of a lighter bite, but don't you fret, because we've got a a ton of goodies headed your way all month. But for now, dig into We Belong Dead 168! Want to...
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Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 4
Well, well, well...Small Town Grindhouse returns with another chaotic, random double-feature that Lono saw at the Legendary Fort Entertainment Center lo so many years ago! This reel includes a very underappreciated gem from the Carpenter catalogue, and a bit of a beloved switcheroo for the late...
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Episode 167
Hey there boys and girls! It's that time again, so scoot on in real close and let Ol' Lono and Ian talk atcha for a spell. This episode has got it all including topics such as: old man candy bars that are somehow still on the shelf, improv game shows that are actually good, and sexy Italian…
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Episode 166
When last we met, dear Deaders, we had a bit of a rough go of it. Some beloved titans fell, and it kind of threw a pall over the whole affair. But we are back this episode with substantially less bad news to share, and we think you're gonna dig it. So brace yourselves for some good old fashioned...
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Episode 165
This one's a bit of a tough one, sweet Deaders. We've lost some titans of the genre, and entertainment in general, recently and we did our damndest to not make it a completely sullen endeavor. But with the sadness comes some fun stuff too, like a brand new Scare Exchange! So sit your happy asses...
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Episode 164
Get ready kiddies, because this episode has got a triple threat coming atcha! That's right, we are joined yet again in the studio by Mr. Rayolight himself, Raymond Wallace. The mad maestro behind Paranormal Investigations is back to shoot the shit and lend some much needed credibility to the…
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Episode 163
Get ready kiddos, cuz this one's a doozy! This episode, the boys in the bunker tackle such topics as Troma films, Woody Harrelson's weirdly amazing 90s era, claymation fruit mascots, and the most upsetting Mickey Rooney role that doesn't involve prosthetic teeth. All that, plus a new Scare…
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Episode 162
We've got a super special surprise for you degenerate Deaders, because loyal listener/mail writer Sami is in the studio! That's right, the man who is willing to wax poetic on all things Enya is with us to contribute to We Belong Dead 162. So sit down, strap in, and enjoy! Want to check out some...
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Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 3
That smell of stale popcorn swimming in butter, and the crack of a Twizzler smacking someone's kinky ass can only mean one thing... Another trip to The Fort! Join Lono in this episode as we meet a wise-cracking investigative reporter AND The Hell Priest! This one was a fun ride down nostalgia...
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Episode 161
It's an Independence Day miracle! That's right kids, we dodged the barrage of Walmart fireworks to get into the studio once again for your listening pleasure! So don your finest Chinese-made American flag apparel, and let's get into We Belong Dead 161! Want to check out some "classic" WBD…
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WBD: Raymond Wallace Interview
Well, well, well, we have finally been legally cleared to release this very controversial interview with the most dangerous filmmaker of our time, the infamous Raymond Wallace...Ok fine, there is no danger, and sure, Raymond garners little infamy. HOWEVER, this is a truly wonderful 2+ hour...
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Episode 160
Heads up, Deaders, we're comin' in hot! That's right boys and girls, the stoned maestros of the macabre are back in the studio to please your ear holes with some (mostly) horror goodness. So let's get to it with We Belong Dead 160! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to...
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Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 2
Welcome back to The Fort, Deaders! This go around, Lono recalls 2 films he did not care for at all, won't that be fun? First up is a confusing mess of garbage starring the 2 Coreys, followed by one of the most obnoxious and irritating performances ever burned onto film! Grab yer corn and yer…
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Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 1
The doors finally open on the Small Town Grindhouse, and yer curator, Lono, has a doozy of a double-feature to kick this thing off! From his "innocent" childhood we bring you Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, paired with a diabolical trip (quite literally) from his teen years, when he was 1st introduced…
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Small Town Grindhouse: Episode 0
Well it has, at last, begun! Welcome to the Small Town Grindhouse, with your humble curator, Lono. Ep. 0 will give you all the background info you need to know to enter the greasy lobby of the Fort Entertainment Center, as Lono takes you on a scattered, weird journey of very random…
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Episode 159
Cinch up your britches, boys and girls, because this is a wild one! We've got tons of goodies for ya this time including all the horror news you could ask for, upsetting 90s movies that somehow got made, gas station egg salad sandwiches, the first entries into the Scare Exchange Vol. 2, and so…
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WBD: Fresh Grave AMA with Lono!
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We Belong Dead: The Scare Exchange Vol. 1
Well we've been threatening to do this for awhile now, and now we've finally made good. That's right you filthy Deaders, Lono and Ian have cobbled together and locked in the ranking of the first fifty entries in their Scare Exchanges! No shuffling around anymore, these are now written in stone.…
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Episode 158
We are back in the thick of it, kiddies! And boy oh boy, do we have a girthy one for you this time. We've got a buncha news, some serious Mattel-related confessions, a ton of movie discussions, and so much more in store for you beautiful Deaders! So get comfy and let's get into it with We Belong...
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Episode 157
Good news, boys and girls! We are back at it and serving up a heaping pile of horror goodness, delivered straight to ya! And be sure to keep an eye out for our extra special Scare Exchange Season One finale, coming your way in a couple of weeks. But for now prepare your ear holes for We Belong…
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Lono's Audio Dungeon Ep. 1
Well there's unfortunately no regular episode this week (sad noises), HOWEVER, Lono has been busy in the lab with a new experiment (more, even sadder noises) He has been threatening this for weeks, and now at last, we unleash LONO's AUDIO DUNGEON! A short horror story, taking place at Christmas,...
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Episode 156
Prepare yourselves, dearest Deaders, because this is a gonna be a long and chaotic one. On top of our normal shenanigans, we've got an obscene amount of listener emails, the final (for this "season") Scare Exchange, and maaayyyyybe a bit too much THC ingestion. So strap in kiddies, cuz We Belong...
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Episode 155
Well we've suffered some serious losses this time, dear Deaders. Both in life and in entertainment, as it turns out. But we are gonna keep on keepin' on, power through the sadness, and continue to provide you with the best content that two reefer-fueled, horror obsessed weirdos can produce! So...
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WBD Paranormal Investigations Special
Listen up, you beautiful Deaders, because the fellas at We Belong Dead have a special treat for ya! Your favorite weirdo uncles, Lono and Ian, have been tasked by the wonderful people at Rayolight Productions to check out their newest flick: Paranormal Investigations. So that we did, and we're...
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Episode 154
So sorry for the delay boys and girls, but an ice-pocalypse hit us, as well as multiple bouts with the plague. But we are back baby, and ready to get back to it! So everybody hold hands and look both ways, and let's embark on the journey that is We Belong Dead 154! Want to check out some…
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Episode 153
All right you dirty lil Deaders, your favorite horror loving stoners have something for ya. It's back to business as usual, as Ian and Lono shuffle on into the studio to provide you with a new dose of WBD goodness. It's not a "special" episode or a four and a half hour mega episode, but there's...
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Episode 152
Well 2025 is dead and gone, so what better way to start the new year than with the boys at We Belong Dead? It's been awhile since we've recorded a regular episode, so of course, this is gonna be a beefy one. Next episode will likely bring us back to normal, so until then, kick back and let us…
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WBD Commentary Track: SCROOGED
Gather 'round the fire, boys and girls. Because your favorite weird uncles, Lono and Ian, have a very special Christmas gift for you: THE Scrooged feature-length commentary! And you know how people say that a handmade gift shows more love and is better than a store-bought one, and how that's...
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31 Days of Halloween Special 2025
Well, it's December, and you know what that means. That's right kids, it's time for Uncle Lono and Ian to tell you about all the horrific flicks they watched in October! We are keeping the 31 for 31 tradition alive and are here to ramble for pert near four hours about it. So get comfy, cus it's...
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Episode 151
Hey there kiddies! It's time for your weird, hetero-life mate, podcasting uncles Lono and Ian to check in. How was your hallowed season? Get any razorblades in your candy? Anyways, we've got some treats in store for ya right here and now with We Belong Dead 151! And be sure to keep those dirty...
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We Belong Dead Presents: Halloween Spookfuckular 2025
Gather 'round, boils and ghouls, as we treat you with your favorite Halloween tradition: We Belong Dead's Spookfuckular! That's right, your favorite reefer-fueled horror podcasters are bringing to you a double feature commentary episode, and this year's theme is sequels. First up, is the...
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Episode 150
Hoo boy, just call us the Amityville franchise with the way we keep churning shit out! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule and are here to give you your regular dose of reefer-fueled horror goodness. This episode is chock full of goodies like horror news, groovy tunes, the latest Scare...
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Episode 149
Is that We Belong Dead coming atcha with a damn three-peat!?! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule, and we're not sure if that should make us proud or worried. But this episode has got something special for everyone, including ballads by the great Shawn Mullins, Indiana Jones ripoffs…
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Episode 148
So the world is on fire, and we aren't sure if the fact that we're staying on schedule is a sign of healing or of the end times. I think we'll let you Deaders decide. But in the meantime, check out this newest batch of ooey gooey stoner-horror goodness with We Belong Dead 148!!! As mentioned in…
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Episode 147
What's that? You can't believe that we actually got back in the studio on schedule? Well, that makes three of us. But believe it kiddos, because we are back to give you the reefer-fueled nonsense that you so desperately crave! We've got wrestling of both the regular AND horror variety, a movie...
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Episode 146
Against all odds, and seemingly the will of the dark lord himself, the boys at We Belong Dead are back in the studio! That's right, we've bested the plague, bodily harm, and general exhaustion to get behind the mic again, and now it's your problem. So get ready for the latest (ish) horror news,...
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WBD: Fresh Grave
Hello creatures of the night! It's another awkward solo-Lono adventure we call "Fresh Graves"! Contained herein you will find many excuses, a bit-o horror news, a slight personal update, 2 other horror podcasts that are WELL-WORTH your time and ears, along with a peek behind the curtain at some...
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Episode 145
Look out, boys and girls, cuz we got a big'un coming through! That's right, it's been a minute since we've recorded, so you're in for an even girthier than usual episode. And it is chock full of goodies like werewolves vs. German shepherds, childhood trauma-inducing animation, Liam Neeson…
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Episode 144
After yet another brief hiatus, your favorite reefer-fueled horror hounds are back in the studio! And this episode is full of Mojo, horror news, a mega sized double Scare Exchange, and much more to sink your teeth into. So get ready, beca use We Belong Dead 144 is comin' atcha! As mentioned in…
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Radio: MOJO
Well hot damn, it's FINALLY here! Lono has made good on his promise of a tribute to the late last great wildman of American music, the legendary Mojo Nixon! Wrapped around a full Mojo live show he attended in 2001, Lono gives the full story of his short time basking in the crazed shadow of true...
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Episode 143
Hell yeah, we are back in the studio, on time and on point! That's right, we are actually on schedule to give you thirsty bitches your regular fix of horror goodness. And we have got all kinds of treats for ya, including a brand new recast AND Scare Exchange! So get cozy and snuggle up to the...
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Episode 142
Alright kids, you know what time it is. That's right, it's time to listen up as your favorite stoned horror nerds give you some more of that sweet podcasting for your listening pleasure. And this is chock full of goodies like weirdo animated flicks, Tom Atkins being the sexiest muthafucka around…
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Episode 141
Welcome back kiddies! The boys are back in the studio to bring you that gooey podcastin' goodness that you need. And it's been awhile since we've done a regular format show, so it's a beefy one filled with things like slimy interdimensional creatures, House of Pain, a metric ton of horror news…
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Fresh Grave: The Ian AMA
What's that? A new Fresh Grave and it's been recorded by *GASP* Ian?!? That's right kiddies, time for your OTHER favorite horror podcaster to take the reins on a solo episode! Though to be fair, it isn't exactly a solo venture, because our brother-in-pod and co-conspirator Paul Waller actually…
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Episode 140
Well, it looks like the second time's a charm, kiddies. Praise Mocata, this recording of 140 survived! So come with us as we toast the fallen, catch up on some horror news, plunge the depths of Lono's mind, and rank the newest Scare Exchange since the last shake up. All that and more await you,...
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WBD: Technical Difficulties Fresh Grave
Hey there hooligans! Lono here, with a rather impromptu Fresh Grave, born out of a technical issue with WBD ep. 140. But worry not, a souped up 140 will be on it's way very soon. So, until then, ya get to hear me ramble through some horror news awkwardly while drowning in pollen, won't that be...
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Episode 139
We are back in the studio boys and girls, and now it's your problem! And it's been awhile since we've done a regular episode, so this one's a big'un. So let's go on this journey together as we address WAY too many RIPs and a ton of news. Then we delve into some deep Lono thoughts, discuss some...
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We Belong Dead: Scare Exchange Shake-Up
It's time to get shook up, boys and girls! That's right Deaders, it's that time again where Uncle Lono and Ian take a moment and reassess their rankings of their Scare Exchange lists. And now that we're 40 titles deep, you may be shocked at how some of these flicks shimmied up or down the list.…
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Episode 138
What a helluva start to the new year, dear Deaders. But never fear, once we address the miserable elephant in the room, we get back into the swing of things. We've got tons of news, discuss some awesome movies we've recently seen, a new and surprising Scare Exchange, and an honest to god culinary...
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The east coast's premier underground horror podcast, where counterculture meets the macabre!
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