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Wheel Takes
by Ali & Gus
An irreverent journey through Robert Jordan's THE WHEEL OF TIME, hosted by Gus (who has read the whole series) and Ali (who has not). New episodes weekly!
Episodes
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ToM (Ch9): Action Chapter
In this week's episode, Mat puts up his dukes; Olver's all right; Ali and Gus go so ridiculously far off-topic; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 268 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5...
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ToM (Ch8): The Letter
NOTE: Ali has read through Chapter 9, and some of Chapter 9 is touched on in this episode. In this week's episode, Mat considers correspondence; an old foe reappears; Ali violently theorizes; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode...
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ToM (Ch7): Strange Eggs
In this week's episode, Perrin tracks his macros; Galad weighs his options; Lan makes some new friends; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 266 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST"...
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ToM (Ch6): Situationship
In this week's episode, Perrin governs by old european car; Morgase develops a new passion; Tallanvor gets rejected; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 265 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON…
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ToM (Ch5): This Is A Big One
In this week's episode, Ali figures out something REALLY REALLY BIG, and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 264 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE REACTIONS! Listen…
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ToM (Ch4): Back to Jung
In this week's episode, Perrin refuses the call; Hopper puts on his teacher hat; Galad is recognized; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 263 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST"…
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ToM (Ch2-3): Imposter Syndrome
In this week's episode, Perrin has doubts; Galad shoulders burdens; Egwene and Rand go tete-a-tete; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 262 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch...
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ToM (Check-in): Surveying the Board
In this week's episode, we review everything that might be yet to come, outline Ali's existing and upcoming theories, get REALLY deep into Jungian philosophy, and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 261 of our main book series...
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ToM (Ch1): Randifesting
In this week's episode, a pastry returns; Rand shares some zen; trees misbehave; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 260 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE...
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ToM (Prologue PART 2): Dead Mules
In this week's episode, Robert Jordan posthumously achieves a lifelong goal; Big Titty Maid Girl sings her swan song; Malenerin Rai makes us cry; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 259 of our main book series episodes. ~~~…
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ToM (Prologue PART 1): Aliens from Another Dimension
In this week's episode, Ali connects the dots; Lan unwillingly makes a friend; Perrin's subconscious pops off; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's Towers of Midnight BINGO CARD can be found HERE! This is Episode 258 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5...
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tGS (Finale PART 4): Glad
In this week's episode, Rand has a revelation; Ali cries; Gus gets nostalgic; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE REACTIONS! Listen to the PODCAST! Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! This is...
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tGS (Finale PART 3): Bad
(This one gets a little heavy) In this week's episode, Rand takes a trip; Ali has extremely strong opinions about Rand's opinions on that trip; the trains run on time; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the...
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tGS (Finale PART 2): Mad
In this week's episode, Min has doubts; Tam has it out; Cadsuane suffers a rout; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE REACTIONS! Listen to the PODCAST! Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! This...
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tGS (Finale PART 1): Dad
In this week's episode, Rand has a good time; then Rand has a bad time; then Tam has a bad time; then everyone has a bad time; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE REACTIONS! Listen to the…
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tGS (Ch46): Make Everyone Apologize
In this week's episode, Egwene FORMALLY gets promoted; Silviana gets a nice surprise; demands are made; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE REACTIONS! Listen to the PODCAST! Ali's NEW bingo card...
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tGS (Ch45): EggPope
In this week's episode, Egwene gets promoted... kind of; Sheriam gets a little off the top; a viewing is fulfilled; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE REACTIONS! Listen to the PODCAST! Ali's NEW...
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tGS (Ch44): Reluctant Nepo Baby
In this week's episode, Rand is mean to his old friends; Nynaeve tries to prevent a slaughter; Perrin is completely worthless; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! CHECK OUT "BABBLE ON: A BABYLON 5 PODCAST" Watch the EPISODE REACTIONS! Listen to the…
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tGS (Ch43): Adelornable
In this week's episode, Egwene makes plans; Adelorna shuts down bad ideas; Gawyn is there; and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 250 of our main book series episodes....
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tGS (Ch42): Bad Time
In this week's episode, Rand is miserable; the people of Arad Doman are miserable; Darlin is miserable and you-know-who remains captured. SAVE THE WHEEL OF TIME SHOW - CLICK HERE! Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 249 of our main book…
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tGS (Ch41): The Size of a Small Boulder
In this week's episode, Egwene goes hard; Ali forgets an Aes Sedai; Siuan and Gareth come in clutch for one another; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 248 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ Material...
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tGS (Ch40): Ball of Babies
In this week's episode, Egwene takes command; Siuan finds a dunce; Gareth gets something special; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 247 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ Material covered in this...
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tGS (Ch38-39): Of a Pure White
(00:00:00) Chapter 37 - "News in Tel'aran'rhiod" (00:43:10) Chapter 38 - "A Visit from Verin Sedai" In this week's episode, everyone cries and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 246 of our main book series...
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tGS (Ch37): Newman-O's
In this week's episode, Ali learns some new metaphysics rules; Rand makes a definitive choice; Min thinks about others' feelings; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 245 of our main book series episodes.…
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tGS (Ch35-36): Serious Episode!
In this week's episode, Rand explores the art of diplomacy; Tuon rebrands; Verin teases; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 244 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ Material covered in this episode…
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tGS (Ch33-34): Mat Moon, Egwene Sun, Nynaeve Rising
In this week's episode, Rand throws up walls; Mat tests out his creative writing skills; Ali takes a stand; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 243 of our main book series episodes. ~~~ Material covered in...
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tGS (Ch31-32): Furious Nihilism
In this week's episode, Rand is having a terrible time; Cadsuane is having a terrible time; Nynaeve goes super spy mode; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 242 of our main book series episodes. ~~~…
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tGS (Ch29-30): The Wheel of Goose
In this week's episode, Rand visits his new base of operations and has a terrible time; Dobraine is not appreciated; Gawyn thinks he knows better than women; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is Episode 241 of our...
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tGS (Ch28): It Would Suck To Live There
In this week's episode, Mat goes on a trip; Mat goes on a trip; Mat goes on a trip; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's NEW bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! Amazon's changes to Kindle:...
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tGS (Ch27): Not Ghosts
In this week's episode, you-know-who's rescue is discussed and tabled; Mat rolls with the punches; Talmanes gets suspicious; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is episode 239 of our main book series episodes. ~~~…
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tGS (Ch25-26): One Of Those Episodes
In this week's episode, Sheriam gets a terrible performance review; Egwene has a terrible meeting; Aviendha finishes her terrible punishments; and you-know-who remains captured. Also there's bugs. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! This is episode 238 of our...
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tGS (Ch23-24): That Particular Inclination
In this week's episode, Cadsuane gets a new job; Gawyn gets a pep talk; Rand shares his new philosophies; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! The Patreon thank-yous end at 6:00, not including ads. ERRATA: tGS is book 12, not...
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tGS (Ch22): The Nerd Jar
In this week's episode, Semirhage gets a new leash on life; Rand progresses and then immediately backtracks; Min gets all choked up; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! The Patreon thank-yous end at 5:35, not including ads.…
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tGS (Ch21): The Rolan Slander Hour
Admittedly, it is only technically slander if it's untrue. In this week's episode, Perrin has rough dreams; Faile wrestles with her past actions; Hopper plays the bouncer; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! The Patreon...
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tGS (Ch20): Chain of Balls
In this week's episode, Olver wants to rescue you-know-who; Mat talks some shit; Talmanes is sardonic; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 20 of THE GATHERING STORM This episode...
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tGS (Ch19): SeanStan
In this week's episode, Tuon takes charge; Beslan bends the knee; propaganada is effective; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 19 of THE GATHERING STORM This episode contains...
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tGS (Ch18): A Very Short Episode
In this week's episode, Siuan prevents a crisis; old women kick ass; Lelaine dithers; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 18 of THE GATHERING STORM This episode contains SPOILERS...
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tGS (Ch17): Floor Beans
In this week's episode, Semirhage has a snack; Cadsuane develops a new wrist exercise; Perrin decides to do literally anything; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 17 of THE...
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tGS (Ch16): Despot
In this week's episode, Egwene loses her liberty; Elaida loses her cool; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 16 of THE GATHERING STORM This episode contains SPOILERS through…
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tGS (Ch15): Balebuddies
In this week's episode, Rand remenisces with an old frenemy; Min hits the jackpot; Aviendha doesn't take any lessons; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 15 of THE GATHERING STORM...
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tGS (Ch14): Secret Lab
In this week's episode, we discuss some movies we've seen recently; Semirhage gets lightly tortured; our favorite older women are back; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 14 of…
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tGS (Ch13): Send In The Clown
In this week's episode, Gawyn whips it out (his sword); Katerine drops some lore; Ali gets suspicious; and you-know-who remains captured. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 13 of THE GATHERING STORM This episode...
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tGS (Ch12): Let's Go Lesbians!
In this week's episode, Egwene dominates some meetings; Meidani finds some loopholes; Seaine gets out-logicked; and you-know-who remains captured. Come see Gus perform in the play PHOENIX, October 4-20! Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! The Peanuts comic Ali references is here:...
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A Geographic Diversion
Ali and Gus briefly lost their minds while recording "tGS (Ch11): Colorado". This is that madness. This contains no spoilers for anythinge except where certain countries are or are not. This episode contains ZERO Wheel of Time content. ~~~ Check out our TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and TIKTOK Check out…
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tGS (Ch11): Colorado
In this week's episode, Aviendha puts in work; Adrin gets a little hot under the collar; Ali and Gus compare notes on geography; and you-know-who remains captured. Come see Gus perform in the play PHOENIX, October 4-20! Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~...
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tGS (Ch10): Encyclopædia Mattanica
In this week's episode, Rodel makes a stand; Rand suggests an alternate course of action; a certain PEACE is discussed, and you-know-who remains captured. Come see Gus perform in the play PHOENIX, October 4-20! Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material...
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tGS (Ch9): Automotive Maintenance
In this week's episode, Perrin struggles with the new normal; many people offer advice; a couple more predictions are shared; and you-know-who remains captured. Come see Gus perform in the play PHOENIX, October 4-20! Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~...
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tGS (Ch8): The Game
In this week's episode, Ali and Gus play a game; Siuan confronts conflicting feelings; Bryne escapes a prank; and you-know-who remains captured. Come see Gus perform in the play PHOENIX, October 4-20! Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in...
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"How Does She Do It?" - Fans Discuss Ali's Theories at Malkiericon 2024
This week, Gus sits down with some listeners at Malkiericon 2024 to talk about Ali's theories and what's to come! NOTE: THIS EPISODE IS FULL SERIES SPOILERS! ~~~ This episode contains FULL BOOK SPOILERS ~~~ Check out our TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and TIKTOK Check out our Patreon at…
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tGS (Ch7): Everyone Is Having A Hard Time in the Coming Apocalypse
In this week's episode, Nynaeve studies; Daigian has a bad time; Rand gets snippy; and you-know-who remains captured. Also we talk about Ponyo a LOT. Ali's bingo card can be found HERE! Check out THE HOT NUANCE BOOK CLUB! ~~~ Material covered in this episode: Chapter 7 of THE GATHERING STORM This...
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How many episodes does Wheel Takes have?
Wheel Takes currently has 354 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Wheel Takes about?
An irreverent journey through Robert Jordan's THE WHEEL OF TIME, hosted by Gus (who has read the whole series) and Ali (who has not). New episodes weekly!
How often does Wheel Takes release new episodes?
Wheel Takes publishes regularly with 354 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Wheel Takes is created and hosted by Ali & Gus.
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