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Wheel Takes — 354 episodes
ToM (Ch9): Action Chapter
ToM (Ch8): The Letter
ToM (Ch7): Strange Eggs
ToM (Ch6): Situationship
ToM (Ch5): This Is A Big One
ToM (Ch4): Back to Jung
ToM (Ch2-3): Imposter Syndrome
ToM (Check-in): Surveying the Board
ToM (Ch1): Randifesting
ToM (Prologue PART 2): Dead Mules
ToM (Prologue PART 1): Aliens from Another Dimension
tGS (Finale PART 4): Glad
tGS (Finale PART 3): Bad
tGS (Finale PART 2): Mad
tGS (Finale PART 1): Dad
tGS (Ch46): Make Everyone Apologize
tGS (Ch45): EggPope
tGS (Ch44): Reluctant Nepo Baby
tGS (Ch43): Adelornable
tGS (Ch42): Bad Time
tGS (Ch41): The Size of a Small Boulder
tGS (Ch40): Ball of Babies
tGS (Ch38-39): Of a Pure White
tGS (Ch37): Newman-O's
tGS (Ch35-36): Serious Episode!
tGS (Ch33-34): Mat Moon, Egwene Sun, Nynaeve Rising
tGS (Ch31-32): Furious Nihilism
tGS (Ch29-30): The Wheel of Goose
tGS (Ch28): It Would Suck To Live There
tGS (Ch27): Not Ghosts
tGS (Ch25-26): One Of Those Episodes
tGS (Ch23-24): That Particular Inclination
tGS (Ch22): The Nerd Jar
tGS (Ch21): The Rolan Slander Hour
tGS (Ch20): Chain of Balls
tGS (Ch19): SeanStan
tGS (Ch18): A Very Short Episode
tGS (Ch17): Floor Beans
tGS (Ch16): Despot
tGS (Ch15): Balebuddies
tGS (Ch14): Secret Lab
tGS (Ch13): Send In The Clown
tGS (Ch12): Let's Go Lesbians!
A Geographic Diversion
tGS (Ch11): Colorado
tGS (Ch10): Encyclopædia Mattanica
tGS (Ch9): Automotive Maintenance
tGS (Ch8): The Game
"How Does She Do It?" - Fans Discuss Ali's Theories at Malkiericon 2024
tGS (Ch7): Everyone Is Having A Hard Time in the Coming Apocalypse
tGS (Ch6): Dubble Bubble
tGS (Ch5): Dr Pepper? In This Economy?
tGS (Ch4): Buy the TV, Gawyn
tGS (Ch3): Lesbians All the Way Down
tGS (Ch2): Hard-Boiled Egg
tGS (Ch1): Jank Takes
WoT on Prime (S2E8 "What Was Meant to Be"): Softly Softly From the Shadows
tGS (Prologue): The Dad Who Stepped Up
KOD Finale (Part 2): Furyk Can't-Read
KOD Finale (Part 1): Coffee and Cannons
KOD (Ch31-33 Part 2): The Zapp Brannigan Method
KOD (Ch31-33 Part 1): Girlbossing Too Close to the Sun
KOD (Ch28-30): The Everyone But Faile Slander Hour
KOD (Ch27): Raken Around the Christmas Tree
KOD (Ch25-26): Human Resources Sleep Paralysis Demon
Guy Roberts Reminds Us to Have the Heart Pancakes: An Interview from JordanCon 2024
KOD (Ch23-24): Civil Disobedience
KOD (Ch21-22): Pruey?
KOD (Ch20): Kwisatz Haderachieve Your Goals
KOD (Ch18-19): Nose Nuzzles and Deathgates
KOD (Ch15-17): A Tiny Robert
KOD (Ch13-14): A Comely Episode
KOD (Ch11-12): Beetle Math
KOD (Ch10): MLC
WoT on Prime (S2E7 "Daes Dae'mar"): Pancake Man
KOD (Ch8-9): Dino [Water]
KOD (Ch6-7): It's Not A Zebra
KOD (Ch4-5): The Everyone Slander Hour
tBoSaS (Finale, Part 2): Alas, SLOT
tBoSas (Finale Part 1): He Wanted to Leave
WoT on Prime (S2E6 "Eyes Without Pity"): Bad Day Frosting
tBoSaS (Ch25-27): Daddy Warcrimes
WoT on Prime (S2E5 "Damane"): The Oppression Pyramid
tBoSaS (Ch21-24): Snowblind
WoT on Prime (S2E4 "Daughter of the Night"): Mastermind
tBoSaS (Ch17-20 Part 2): Devoted to a Cheese Pizza
WoT on Prime (S2E3 "What Might Be"): Doors and Windows
tBoSaS (Ch17-20 Part 1): He Have Broken Every Of His Bone
WoT on Prime (S2E2 "Strangers and Friends"): A Much Harder Monster to Kill
tBoSaS (Ch14-16): Dehumanizing: The Word of the Hour
KOD (Ch3): Forsaken Survivor
WoT on Prime (S2E1 "A Taste of Solitude"): Obstacles and Inciting Events
tBoSaS (Ch10-13): A Rare Baird
tBoSaS (Ch6-9 Part 2): Crackers and Milk
KOD (Ch1-2): She's Amyrl-In the Novice Book
tBoSaS (Ch6-9 Part 1): Do Y'all Understand What The Hunger Games ARE?
KOD (Prologue, Part 2) The Arganda Slander Hour
tBoSaS (Ch1-5 Part 2): Is This Worse?
KOD (Prologue, Part 1): Rojo Mojo Casa House
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes [tBoSaS] (Ch1-5 Part 1): Salieri and Amadeus
COT (The Whole Book): No Plots, Only Vibes - Volume 2
COT (The Whole Book): No Plots, Only Vibes - Volume 1
Mockingjay (FINALE): Worse Games To Play
Creativity and Mimicry: John Lopez on LLM AI and the WGA/SAG-AFTRA Strikes
Mockingjay (Ch22-24) Banana Refugee
WH (Finale PART 3): A Washcloth
Mockingjay (Ch16-21 PART 2): Murder Goo
WH (Finale Part 2): Unshed Tears
Mockingjay (Ch16-21 PART 1): Trauma is Stored in the Spleen
WH Finale (Part 1): A Plump Cream-Cheese Woman
Mockingjay (Ch13-15): War Crimes Georg
Mockingjay (Ch10-12): I Am The Mockingjay; That's Not What I Mean
WH (Ch28-29): A Short Lesbian
Mockingjay (Ch5-9): Free The Breadboy
WH (Ch26-27): You Can Keep Your Joke Beans
Mockingjay (Ch1-4): Buttercup the Flayer
WH (Ch22-25 Part 2): Nightmare ASMR
On The WGA and SAG Strikes and How They May Affect the WoT Show
THE HUNGER TAKES - A Companion Podcast to the Movie THE HUNGER GAMES (Featuring Kit Rocha)
WH (Ch22-25 PART 1): RAFOWON
WH (Ch19-21): The Nail Gaze
Catching Fire (FINALE): Just When I Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse
WH (Ch15-18): I Need A Bread Bowl
Catching Fire (Ch17-20): The Emotional Steel Chair
WH (Ch13-14): How Is A Fruit Different From An Apple
Catching Fire (Ch13-16): She Just Discovered Baby Corn
WH (Ch7-12): BTMG's Magic Fingers
Catching Fire (Ch6-12 Part 2): More of an Inigo Montoya
Catching Fire (Ch6-12 Part 1): Down With Pencils
WH (Ch4-6): More Like RED Flags
Catching Fire (Ch1-5): Older Than Bones
WH (Ch1-3): Perrin Gets a Pass (The Buzzer is Gone)
The Hunger Games (Finale - Part 2): Onion Flowers
WH (Prologue PART 2): Asha'man Instacart
The Hunger Games (Finale - Part 1): It Gets Worse
WH (Prologue PART 1): No Blue Shells
The Hunger Games (Ch15-18): The Tinnitus Club
The Hunger Games (Ch10-14): Katniss' Cottagecore Life
The Hunger Games (Ch5-9): A Rye Attitude
tPoD Finale (Part 2): Drop-Kick Him Through a Gateway
The Hunger Games (Ch1-4): Fantasy Winter's Bone
tPoD Finale (Part 1): The Adventures of Caraline Damodred and Darlin Sisnera
tPoD (Ch25-26): The Paddles to your Pinball
tPoD (Ch23-24): Executive Vice President of Charging
TEOTW REDUX (Ch32-33): The Dancing Cartman
tPoD (Ch21-22): It's Never A Bad Crab
tPoD (Ch21-22 sort of (but not really)): The Only Fantasy Series I've Ever Read
tPoD (Ch19-20) Trackball Eggs
tPoD (Ch15-18) The Folding Chair of Power
tPoD (Ch13-14) The Rand Slander Hour
tPoD (Ch11-12) Old Woman Team!
tPoD (Ch7-10): The Perrin Slander Hour, Part 2
WoT Song Are You 3 - My Sleep Paralysis Demon
tPoD (Ch4-6): Things Get Slick
tPoD (Ch1-3): And They Were Roommates
tPoD (PROLOGUE): Capture the Flagon
aCoS FINALE: Have You Ever Had a Crunchwrap Supreme?
aCoS (Ch33-36): Sweet Caraline
aCos (Ch31-32): The Hubris Clock Chimes
aCoS (Ch27-30): Toaster-Based Misinformation
aCoS (Ch25-26): Twice as Toasted
aCoS (Ch23-24): Wives and Warders
WOT Song Are You 2: Space Cowboy Lady Gaga
aCoS (Ch21-22): This Would Be Really Helpful if I Knew How to Spell
aCoS (Ch18-20): I Love Cadsuane
aCoS (Ch14-17): Poor Jakey
aCoS (Ch12-13): Mission Guy
aCoS (Ch9-11): Advanced Aggressive Negotiations
aCoS (Ch7-8): With All Love to My Girl Elayne
aCoS (Ch5-6): The Perrin Slander Hour
DUNE TAKES - A Companion to Denis Villenueve's DUNE: Part One
aCoS (Ch1-4): Get Thee to a Therapist!
From Page to Screen: The Wheel of Time's Leaked Pilot Script
aCoS (Prologue, Part 2): Pedron Niall's Retirement Party
aCoS (Prologue, Part 1): The Hubris Clock
LoC FINALE: It's a Frat With Swords
LoC (Ch51-52): I'm Very Nervous
LoC (Ch49-50): Will You Chill? It's the Apocalypse!
LOC (Ch47-48): The Counterpoint I Didn't Ask For
LoC (Ch45-46): Dune Takes
LoC (Ch41-44): The One With a Really Long Min Tangent
LoC (Ch39-40): Never Do Anything
LoC (Ch 34-38) What A Weird Day
LoC (Ch32-33): Ali is Standing on the Couch
LoC (Ch30-31): Amyrlin Part 2 - The Revamyrling
LoC (Ch28-29): Is That What She Says She Did?
TEOTW REDUX (Ch30-31): Else Elizabeth Marie Grinwell
LOC (Ch26-27): Saldaean Breakdancing Horseback Riders
LoC (Ch23-25): Sorilea is Consistent
LoC (Ch21-22): I Like Talmanes
LoC (Ch15-20): No Way, Toh-sé
LoC (Ch13-14): I Need to Call My Therapist
LoC (Ch11-12): Self-Referential Humor
LoC (Ch9-10): Lines You Cannot Cross
LOC (Ch7-8): The One Hundred Strokes
WOT on Prime (S1E8 "The Eye of the World"): Endings and Beginnings
WoT on Prime S1E8 TRAILER - What is a Writer's Room?
LoC (Ch5-6): The Most Medium Poppy
LoC (Ch3-4): An Irascible Old Farmer
WOT on Prime (S1E7) Addendum - An Interview With Linda Gates
WOT on Prime (S1E7 "The Dark Along the Ways"): The Power of Thoughts
WOT on Prime (S1E6 "The Flame of Tar Valon"): Sacrifices and Story Turns
LOC (Ch1-2): It's Taim to Toss the Dice
WOT on Prime (S1E5 "Blood Calls Blood"): Cooldowns & Closing In
LOC (Prologue, Part 2): Simping for the Dark Lord
WOT on Prime (S1E4 "The Dragon Reborn"): What Are We Capable Of?
WOT on Prime (S1E3 "A Place of Safety"): Antagonists Don't Have To Be Bad Guys
WOT on Prime (S1E2 "Shadows Waiting"): A Golden Age of Television
WOT on Prime (S1E1 "Leavetaking"): You Have to Know the Rules Before You Can Break the Rules
LOC (Prologue, Part 1): The Dark One's Thigh Rub
NS Finale PART 2: The Luckiest Man in the World
NS Finale PART 1: The Ants Go Marching One By One
TEOTW Redux (Ch28-29): Hot Ozymandias Vibes
NS (Ch15-18) Looking for the Draglet
NS (Ch13-14): Requiem for Abareim
NS (Ch9-12): Puzzles Now, Breakfast Never
NS (Ch6-8): Free Indirect Discourse
NS (Ch3-5): The Riesling Controversy
NS (Ch1-2): Two'veren
TEOTW Redux (Ch26-27): The Destroyer Brought Low
TFOH follow-up: Prophecy Deep-Dive
tFoH Finale (Part 3): Ganked In a Closet
tFoH Finale (Part 2): Along Came a Spider
tFoH Finale (Part 1): MDC
TEOTW REDUX (Ch24-25): Tinker Toys
tFoH (Ch49-50): Endangered Seals
tFoH (Ch47-48): Another F*cking Leavetakings
TEOTW REDUX (Ch22-23): IDGAF, I'm Bela
tFoH (Ch45-46): Asmodean's Magic Pancake
tFoH (Ch43-44): The Duality of Mat
tFoH (Ch41-42): Never Be the Beef
tFoH (Ch39-40): The Delightful Delusion of Nynaeve al'Meara
TEOTW REDUX (Ch20-21): It's Never Just Fog
tFoH (Ch37-38): You Can Be as Prudish as You Wanna Be
tFoH (Ch35-36): A Good Clavicle Is Nothing to Sneeze at
tFoH (Ch33-34): Crazy for Calves
tFoH (Ch31-32): Is She Naked?
TEOTW REDUX (Ch18-19): His Name Is Literally More Death
tFoH (Ch29-30): He's Not a Darkfriend, He's a D-Bag
tFoH (Ch27-28): The S'redit in the Room
TEOTW REDUX (Ch16-17) Mutch & Fitch's Kitchen Dishes
tFoH (Ch25-26): Who the F is Carlinya?
tFoH (Ch23-24) Sorilea Dabs Out of the Room
tFoH (Ch21-22): Doctor Bees!
TEOTW REDUX (Ch14-15): Brought to You by Tangents
tFoH (Ch19-20): Sex Ed With Lini
tFoH (Ch16-18): He's a Whitecloak, Honey
tFoH (Ch15): This Particular Trauma
tFoH (Ch13-14): Niagara Falls Neckline
tFoH (Ch11-12): Am I an Idiot Savant, or Just an Idiot?
TEOTW REDUX (Ch12-13): Who's Afraid of the Nipple Girl?
tFoH (Ch8-10): Alabamelayne
tFoH (Ch6-7): Someone Needs to Check on Avendesora
TEOTW REDUX (Ch10-11): A Man Who Is a Bat
tFoH (Ch4-5): A Sorority, but With Spears
tFoH (Ch2-3): The Oosquai Squat
TEOTW REDUX (Ch8-9): The Fast and the Furious - Linguistic Drift
tFoH (Prol-Ch1): Gareth "Zaddy" Bryne
TEOTW REDUX (Ch6-7): Cloak Dudes, Green Men, and Trees of Life
tSR Finale Part 3 (The Waste): They're Smuggling Wetlanders in Wayfair Cabinets
tSR Finale Part 2 (Two Rivers): Do Not Ever F*ck With a Mom
tSR Finale Part 1 (Tanchico): Good Lord Moggy This Isn't Very Women-Supporting-Women Of You
Ranking The Forsaken
tSR (Ch51-53): What Are You Doing, Step-Wisdom?
tSR (Ch48-50): A Bull in a Cultural China Shop
TEOTW REDUX (Ch4-5): Master Bard
tSR (Ch47): This Is the Worst Day of My Life
tSR (Ch45-46): You Can't Say That Any More, Grandpa
The Straw Haired Chits Discuss the Badass Women of the Wheel
tSR (Ch43-44): A Good Old-Fashioned Stick-Biting
tSR (Ch41-42): The Tiganza is Just WAP
TEOTW REDUX (Ch2-3): Short Girl Energy
tSR (Ch39-40): My Grandmother Claims She Can Kill People With Her Thumb
WOT Song Are You?
tSR (Ch37-38): The Bad Egg
TEOTW REDUX (Prol-Ch1): A Magic Keg Stand of Epic Proportions
tSR (Ch35-36): The Jeffrey Toobin School of Thought
tSR (Ch33-34): Passion and Toxicity
tSR (Ch31-32): Peak Dad Energy
Who's Done The Deed?
tSR (Ch29-30): The Lowest Aybara
tSR (Ch27-28): Therapy Party!
tSR (Ch25-26): A Hard Three Thousand Years
tSR (Ch23-24): Cool It, Coolant!
tSR (Ch21-22): Get This Woman a Stool
tSR (Ch19-20): Dolphins Are Interesting, Boobs Are Boring
tSR (Ch17-18): The Broody Bunch
tSR (Ch15-16): Bingo Bongo Let's Get the Blondo
tSR (Ch13-14): Chillian
tSR (Ch11-12): What the Heck is a Blouse?
tSR (Ch9-10): Lock Her in Horny Jail
tSR (Ch7-8): Rand's Chastity Belt
tSR (Ch5-6): Prophecy Time!
tSR (Ch3-4): Perpetual Humanity Problems
tSR (Ch1-2): Stabby Spin-The-Bottle
The Straw Haired Chits Discuss The Dragon Reborn
tDR Finale: The Thirteenth Wheel
tDR Finale TEASER: Ali's Reaction
tDR (Ch48-49): YEAST!
tDR (Ch46-47): Prime Cougar Age
tDR (Ch44-45): That's Feminism!
tDR (Ch42-43): Mean Green Zarine Machine
tDR (Ch40-41): We're Gonna Get Sued
tDR (Ch38-39): Hyper Beam Ruined Balefire For Me
tDR (Ch36-37): Perriet the Spy
tDR (Ch34-35): Maybe He Has a Magnum Dong
tDR (Ch32-33): Racist Fish
Cybersmile Bonus Episode - Who Is Playing Whom?
tDR (Ch30-31): A Sh*tload of Chicken
tDR (Ch28-29): Dovie Dovie Dodecahedron
tDR (Ch26-27): I'd Rather Die than Share a Twin Bed
tDR (Ch24-25): Oh, Are We Killing the Poor?
tDR (Ch21-23): Is She About to Be Julius Caesar'd?
tDR (Ch19-20): Unearned Confidence
tDR (Ch17-18): Magic Croissants
tDR (Ch15-16): The "I'm Hot" Defense
tDR (Ch13-14): Big Karen Energy
tDR (Ch11-12): Such a Red
tDR (Ch9-10): Egwene al'Vere, Trauma Dumpster
tDR (Ch7-8): Cheese and Weariness
tDR (Ch5-6): What to Expect When You're Expecting Tarmon Gai'don
tDR (Ch2-4): Teleporning
tDR (Prol-Ch1): Nine Inch Nialls
tGH Finale Part 3: A Sinister Line and an Irish Goodbye
tGH Finale Part 2: Rackin' up Trauma Points
tGH Finale Part 1: Ingtar's Dating Life
tGH (Ch43-44): What Is WRONG With Domon's Grandmother?
tGH (Ch41-42): Is That a VELOCIRAPTOR?!
tGH (Ch38-40): The Worst Study Abroad Ever
tGH (Ch36-37): The Flicker Challenge
tGH (Ch34-35): Live by the Dae, Die by the Dae
tGH (Ch32-33): The Real Housewives of Cairhien
tGH (Ch30-31): Chekhov's Nuke
tGH (Ch29): Free the Leash Kids!
tGH (Ch27-28): That Building Was Not Adequately Fireproofed
tGH (Ch25-26): Why is it RUMPLED, Robert?!
tGH (Ch24): Rockin' Romper
tGH (Ch23): I'm a Sucker for Gold Stars
tGH (Ch22): Moist for Translation
tGH (Ch20-21): The Worst Hairstyle of All Time
tGH (Ch19): The METAL Chest
tGH (Ch17-18): Thank God for that Old Pervert
tGH (Ch15-16): Counterargument: Shut Up
tGH (Ch13-14): He's Like a Sexy Pacha
tGH (Ch11-12): D*cks Out for Duty
tGH (Ch9-10): With My Right Hand, With My Left Hand, With My Eyes Closed, In The Dark...
tGH (Ch8): Tai'shar Shienar Is A Great Tongue Twister
tGH (Ch6-7): Blood Blood Blood, Blood Blood Blood
tGH (Ch4-5): Here, Smoke This Coat
tGH (Prol-Ch3): Wailing and Quailing and Flailing and Snailing
TEOTW (4 of 4): I Can't Believe it's Not Tainted!
TEOTW (3 of 4): Oh, So You Did EVERYTHING I Told You NOT To Do
TEOTW (2 of 4): Else Grinwell Cannot be Contained
TEOTW (1 of 4): Did he Coach your T-Ball Team, Rand?