Willie B's Stupid Stories

Police find drugs in a Bag labeled "Definitely no Drugs in Here"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Trades Foster girl for A MonkeySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

White Couple has a Non-White Baby.  The Fertility Clinic has some Problems.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are trying to Scam your Grandparents out of Gold and Crypto!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police Officer pulls a gun on Co-Worker who was Heating up Fish in the MicrowaveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Women were arrested when their Mother was found in a Pull Out couch.  Story still UnfoldingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a RollercoasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man jumps into a Smoking Chimney to Escape The Police.  Spoiler Alert:  He does not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE Knight Rider Car is in a Museum.  It managed to get a Speeding Ticket.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Steals 80,000 From Chic Fil A by Returning Mac and CheeseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Words:  Fecal VandalismSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman tosses a stick of dynamite into her boyfriends bed.  He lost a hand.  also, one company uploaded an AI program, and 9 seconds later, it deleted all their files.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Local Hero Spray paints Longmont Speed CamerasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect FormationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station.  Plus a man gets arrested for Swapping Lego for Pasta.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists found a new island off the coast of AntarcticaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man is upset at the high cost of Outback SteakhouseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man with 4 Amputations  is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while drivingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets a DUI on an Electric UnicycleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the leading UFO researchers has gone missing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A suggestion for all Door Dash Drivers - Don't let Larry take the bag of food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy is looking at 90 years in Jail after stealing cards using taco seasoning mix to fool the self check out scannersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend.  Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan BSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill.  Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches himSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsISee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster FestSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhoodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

81 Year old Woman gets arrested for trying to hire a hitmanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Makeup for Men going to be a hot trend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fortune Teller tells Woman she is going to lose something valuable.  Then Steals her phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning itSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago.  Doctors just took it out, and it still works.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse HerpesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knivesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes...  in 12 hours.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another monkey has gotten loose.  This time in a Spirit Halloween store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call.  Woman shows up, and burns down his house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too longSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.