Willie B's Stupid Stories

Man claims a 2 foot eel "Snuck" in his back door.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Studies show:  Smokers are lonelySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Threatens his co-workers with "Splitting Their Taco"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Shouldn't Trust Crooked JessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Women scammed Amazon out of 10 Million dollars in 6 Months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The owner of the the Trailer Park that the 49ers owner got arrested wants you to know that it is not that kind of Trailer ParkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Owner of the 49ers got caught in a Prostitution StingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A court may make Boeing Re-Hire a Blind Aircraft MechanicSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets arrested for Dressing up at Grim Reaper, and hangs out at the Hospital.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man snags 90 Pythons during a large Python hunt.  Earns $10,000See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man steals  over 5000 Boxes of Little Debbie Treats; Sells them at the Flea Market.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rabid Beavers are becoming an issue in New YorkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Files her teeth, so she can bit her cheating husbands junk offSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man who shouldn't have guns gets arrested for showing off his guns on Social MediaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man cuts off his own Junk, then lights it on fireSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coach spends all the Little League Money on Strip Clubs and GamblingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man cuts off own penis after doing way too much MethSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Kills Girlfriend.  He then dies after dragging her body 35 feet into the woods.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police find drugs in a Bag labeled "Definitely no Drugs in Here"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Trades Foster girl for A MonkeySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

White Couple has a Non-White Baby.  The Fertility Clinic has some Problems.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are trying to Scam your Grandparents out of Gold and Crypto!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police Officer pulls a gun on Co-Worker who was Heating up Fish in the MicrowaveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Women were arrested when their Mother was found in a Pull Out couch.  Story still UnfoldingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a RollercoasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man jumps into a Smoking Chimney to Escape The Police.  Spoiler Alert:  He does not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE Knight Rider Car is in a Museum.  It managed to get a Speeding Ticket.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Steals 80,000 From Chic Fil A by Returning Mac and CheeseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Words:  Fecal VandalismSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman tosses a stick of dynamite into her boyfriends bed.  He lost a hand.  also, one company uploaded an AI program, and 9 seconds later, it deleted all their files.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Local Hero Spray paints Longmont Speed CamerasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect FormationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station.  Plus a man gets arrested for Swapping Lego for Pasta.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists found a new island off the coast of AntarcticaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man is upset at the high cost of Outback SteakhouseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man with 4 Amputations  is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while drivingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets a DUI on an Electric UnicycleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the leading UFO researchers has gone missing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A suggestion for all Door Dash Drivers - Don't let Larry take the bag of food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy is looking at 90 years in Jail after stealing cards using taco seasoning mix to fool the self check out scannersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend.  Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan BSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill.  Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches himSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsISee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster FestSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhoodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.