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Willie B's Stupid Stories — 577 episodes

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1

Police find drugs in a Bag labeled "Definitely no Drugs in Here"

2

Woman Trades Foster girl for A Monkey

3

White Couple has a Non-White Baby. The Fertility Clinic has some Problems.

4

People are trying to Scam your Grandparents out of Gold and Crypto!

5

Police Officer pulls a gun on Co-Worker who was Heating up Fish in the Microwave

6

Two Women were arrested when their Mother was found in a Pull Out couch. Story still Unfolding

7

Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a Rollercoaster

8

Man jumps into a Smoking Chimney to Escape The Police. Spoiler Alert: He does not.

9

THE Knight Rider Car is in a Museum. It managed to get a Speeding Ticket.

10

Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs.

11

Man Steals 80,000 From Chic Fil A by Returning Mac and Cheese

12

Two Words: Fecal Vandalism

13

Woman tosses a stick of dynamite into her boyfriends bed. He lost a hand.

14

Local Hero Spray paints Longmont Speed Cameras

15

Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect Formation

16

Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station

17

Scientists found a new island off the coast of Antarctica

18

Man is upset at the high cost of Outback Steakhouse

19

Man with 4 Amputations is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while driving

20

Man gets a DUI on an Electric Unicycle

21

Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief.

22

Leading UFO researcher has gone missing

23

F You Larry!

24

Man is looking at 90 years in Jail for Stealing Sports Cards

25

Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend. Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan B

26

Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill. Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him.

27

Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.

28

A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagers

29

Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches him

30

Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsI

31

This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster Fest

32

Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhood

33

81 Year old Woman gets arrested for trying to hire a hitman

34

Is Makeup for Men going to be a hot trend?

35

Fortune Teller tells Woman she is going to lose something valuable. Then Steals her phone.

36

Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning it

37

Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.

38

A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom.

39

A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago. Doctors just took it out, and it still works.

40

A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes

41

An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives

42

Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes... in 12 hours.

43

It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

44

Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

45

Another monkey has gotten loose. This time in a Spirit Halloween store.

46

Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call. Woman shows up, and burns down his house.

47

Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.

48

Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.

49

Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"

50

Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long

51

Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering

52

Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market

53

Man gets in a fight with two guys over a Netflix Prank

54

Woman driving the Wrong way on the Highway claims her husband was driving. He wasn't even in the Car.

55

An MnM's employee was stealing millions from the company.

56

Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby

57

A Man in an Ice Cream Outift, handed out Ice Cream at the top of a 14'er.

58

The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again

59

Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs.

60

Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something.

61

Woman Sues her former employer because she didn't have to do anything; still got paid.

62

Woman accidentally ejects from an F-15, while still on the ground.

63

Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.

64

Electric Cars may make you more carsick than Gas Cars.

65

Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop.

66

People keep throwing Green Dildos onto the Court at WNBA Games.

67

Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing... Crashes.

68

AI Program that was helping write a program, deletes the whole thing. 5 Months of work trashed.

69

Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting

70

Woman slept with a Bunch of Monks, then Blackmailed them over their Celibacy vows.

71

Did you know Walmart Sells Sex Toys? This guy shop lifted a bunch of them.

72

Identical Twin takes the fall after sister kills 2 in Amish Buggy Wreck

73

Woman was getting hundreds of Amazon Returns from a Chinese company

74

Bathroom Camping: When you just need a few minutes to yourself.

75

Man gets Super Speeding ticket 2 minutes after law went into effect

76

Man dressed in Scooby Doo costume robs a Convenience Store

77

Family is upset that Dead Woman left all her stuff to a Gigolo.

78

Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

79

Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.

80

Man stabs another man with a Machette, then drives him to the hospital

81

Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room

82

Police pull over a fellow Officer with Fake License Plate: ChaseM3

83

Denver is looking for ways to make Downtown Safer. Open until 4 and Narcan Vending Machines might be the trick

84

AI is now Blackmailing Engineers who want to update or turn off the system.

85

Man on Meth jumps off a bridge because he was Double Dog Dared.

86

Lawyer is running around naked, Claiming he is Superman!

87

Woman Assaults Her Wife, by Shoving Nachos Down Her Pants

88

Police Pull over a Woman. The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.

89

A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors

90

Woman opens up a can of Tuna in the middle of a Broadway Play. The Crowd was not happy about it.

91

Man has to get Rescued off of Mt Fuji. He returns 2 Days letter to pick up his phone and gets stuck again.

92

A postal worker was fired for taking some shots at a party along her delivery route

93

Homeless man wins 17 Million Dollar Lottery; Woman steals it all and then kills him.

94

Man gets attacked on an Arizona street; gets his eye popped out.

95

19 Year old man calls in Bomb Threat when his Girlfriend and Family went on a Cruise without him.

96

A Woman Married a River 2 Years Back. Here's how her Relationship is going.

97

2 Dogs ate their owners toes after he died. They threw them up, and a woman tried to sell the toes.

98

Police ask naked man walking on highway what he's up to. He says "going to get some pants"

99

China is now installing Escalators to the tops of Mountains.

100

Russian Women are now Marrying Soldiers, so they can collect money when the men die in Combat.

101

Someone stole $350,000 Worth of meats. And you may not be chatting with a model on OnlyFans

102

8 Month Pregnant Woman robs banks while her husband waits out side unknowingly.

103

Philadelphia suburb paints the street lines super wavy to deter speeding

104

Man gets a kidney Transplant. Ends up dying from Rabies because of the Transplant.

105

Couple has to go to the Hospital after man gets his fist stuck in his woman's mouth.

106

Family gets busted for driving cross country with the kids in the back of a U-Haul.

107

High school Teacher has a sex party with her 13 year old students, while they worse Scream masks.

108

A Boston Parking Space is selling for $750,000

109

Man pulls a gun and shoots off rounds because the Karaoke Machine is broken

110

Someone is trying to sell a Michael Jordan Shaped Cheeto!

111

Criminals Set up a Photoshoot so they could steal the Photographers Equipment.

112

A TicToker accidentally put Nail Glue in her eyes, thinking it was Visene. Doctors are saying it's quite common.

113

Man wrecks his car on the highway. Then strips naked, and walks off.

114

Michigan Police get a ton of Calls after a Taxidermist drives around with a Dead Giraffe in his truck.

115

Diesel is now selling new Jeans that shows off Plumbers Crack

116

2 Denver Strip clubs were stealing Dancers Tips. Now they're paying them back.

117

Man Wins $50K at the Casino. Casino doesn't have to pay because man put himself on a Banned Gamblers List.

118

Man ends his own High Speed Pursuit because the Police Chasing him were too good.

119

A Restaurant named Chubby Chicks is getting bullied by their neighbors.

120

Two Greeley Men Get Busted for trying to Shoot Drugs into a Prison with a T-Shirt Cannon

121

Post Malone left a $2,000 Tip, but the Square Terminal will only allow a $200 Tip.

122

Woman stabs her Boyfriend in the neck over a dispute for Wedding Venues

123

Man shoots his friend after he says he can dodge bullets

124

Someone broke into a mall, just to steal some uncooked Cinnabon Dough

125

Woman gets arrested for sending Fart Videos to her BF's Ex.

126

Gym Teacher was so drunk, he maxed out the Breathalyzer.

127

8 out of 10 Men think they will get an AI girlfriend in the Future

128

Star Bucks Working In Alabama gets attacked by a Monkey. Also, you can own a Monkey in Alabama.

129

A lady gets busted with drugs in a bag labeled "No Drugs"

130

12 Year Old Boys Steals his Parents Car and gets caught with a Shotgun and Marijuana

131

Woman got scammed out of Almost a Milllion Dollars by someone Claiming to Be Brad Pitt with Cancer

132

Bus driver can't seem to deliver the right kids to the right doors.

133

There's a Growing Trend of Showing Off A Full Bush under a Bikini

134

71 Year old Woman fights off 4 teenagers trying to steal her purse.

135

Two Cops leave dying man in park because their shift ended in 30 Minutes

136

Husband and Wife got 12 Weddings, and 12 Divorces. All in the name of Money.

137

Man gets busted watching Porn while Driving. Woman gets a ton of tickets because of her Star Trek License Plate

138

Lone Tree Officer Commandeers a BMX bike to chase after a Criminal

139

Man gets arrested for Shoplifiting during Shop with a Cop event.

140

Woman gets busted for Stealing a Minivan after writing about it in her journal

141

An Evergreen Man threw a cup of coffee on a Stubborn Elk.

142

Korean Man dodges military service by gaining too much weight to serve.

143

Scientists have trained Mice to drive tiny cars, and they love revving the engine.

144

Boulder has some new Unauthorized Street Signs, like Slow the F Down

145

College Football fans spend over $600 on 1 Pizza, and Chicken Tenders

146

Group tries to scam insurance with a Bear Costume

147

Man flashes group of women after they guessed he had a small package.

148

Watch Out for this Car Insurance Scam that could be protected with a Dashcam

149

Somebody threw a huge party at an Evergreen AirBnB. Left alcohol and gum everywhere.

150

Former Walmart Employee was caught peeing on bags of Top Soil

151

Woman goes to jail after peeing in her employers food

152

Police officer redirected the Crime Stoppers Payments to her own accounts

153

Chinese Man arrested for Breaking into peoples homes and Sniffing Shoes.

154

Man confronts police with his Flame thrower. He gets Tased immediately

155

Man gets let out of jail after his 16th DUI

156

Man gets a DUI in a Pink Power Wheels Jeep

157

Man and Wife do the 23 and Me thing, only to find out they're cousins

158

A Broomfield Man was pulled into a Wood chipper when his Ankle Monitor got caught.

159

Woman found out her dead husband had a hooker problem. She ate his ashes.

160

Police apprehend man after slowest pursuit of all time.

161

120 People are jumping in on the Diddy lawsuits. And this is just the beginning.

162

Man steals a car to get to his court date, over another stolen car.

163

Couple Tries to sell their baby for $1,000 and a Sixer of Beer

164

Man gets Paid 3 Million after driving his Snowmobile into a Helicopter.

165

Drone Powered Shopping Carts are coming soon

166

Man reports a Broken window and a Missing cardboard box with a Million dollars in it.

167

Man steals Electrical Repair truck, with repair man still in the Cherry Picker Bucket

168

Man's nose wouldn't stop running. Turns out his brain was leaking out his nose.

169

A man found out he's been paying his neighbor's Electric bills for 18 years.

170

8 Year old Drove herself to Target across town, and went shopping.

171

Man chops up his wife, throws her in the blender; claims self defense.

172

Man was worried about the Repo Man. So He made a Fake Bomb for his Front Seat.

173

Governor Saves Man's life during a Lobster eating Contest. Man keeps on Eating.

174

Man Mails himself to his Ex-Girlfriends house to get his stuff back

175

Co-Workers went to the mountains to climb a 14er. They left someone behind.

176

Neighbor puts up a sign saying that the people next door like Butt Stuff

177

Man gets his jaw broken for playing the wrong songs on the JukeBox

178

Man gets arrested for impersonating a Pizzeria.

179

Woman, high on Pink Cocaine and claiming to be from the future, causes a car accident.

180

Indian Man gets arrested for Cooking and Eating a Peacock.

181

The Truth is coming out about how RayGun got into the Olympics for Breakdancing

182

Woman gets arrested for sharing her "All You Can Eat" meal at Applebees.

183

Two Brothers go to the Hospital after Knife vs Sword fight breaks out.

184

A couple decided that An Owl should be a Ring Bearer. The Owl flew off with the Rings.

185

Family gets into a massive brawl over how to season some chicken.

186

Fords in the Future will be snitching on your driving. And everyone around you too.

187

A Colorado HOA called the Cops on a couple of kids trying to sell lemonaid.

188

Couple Dine and Dashes from a steakhouse; Lady has to go back to get her purse, and causes a scene

189

Beware the Hugging Bandit. She'll steal your chain when she goes in for a hug.

190

Colorado Woman might have sung the worst National Anthem Ever

191

How many times can you expose yourself in the Walmart Parking Lot before police are called?

192

Dealership Employee took a $100,000 Car in for repair out for a Joy Ride and Wrecked it.

193

An old wishing well is now taking touchless donations

194

There was a UFO Spotted at Red Rocks!

195

Would you like to live upstairs from a Costco?

196

Convenience Store Left a Closed sign that Said "Be Back in 30 Minutes, Closed for SEX"

197

Woman Wants a Divorce because her husband is Tightening Lids on Jars too tight

198

Two Porch Pirates in get in a fight on a Porch, trying to steal the same package.

199

Man gets tricked into a sex change, so the Doctor can marry him, and steal his father's Land

200

Australia Teen gets in Trouble for Ranking his Classmates in categories like Unrapeable and Abduction Material

201

A list of "People I Want to Punch in the Face" was found in a grocery store parking lot

202

Woman gets Cold Feet before a First Date, so she calls 911 and says the man is an abusive Ex

203

Drive Thru barista gets a drink thrown at her, she throws a Hammer back!

204

It is NOT illegal to Teach Second Graders While Drunk

205

Neighborhood gets built on top of an abandoned Graveyard. They never moved the bodies.

206

AirBnb guests over stay their welcome; become squatters.

207

A woman found a hidden door in her house, and behind that door was a plastic Skeleton

208

Man is arrested after eating a man's leg, after that man was hit by a train

209

The Woman who was in the Back of a Police Car that was hit by a train is getting over 8 Million Dollars

210

Man charged with driving without a license, zooms into court from the drivers seat of his car.

211

Sister Mixes grandmas ashes into some Spaghetti Sauce and served it to her Brother.

212

Tattoos can cause cancer. And a Drunk Groom shoots a wedding guest in the hand.

213

Mom was fined $88,000 for her kids picking up Seashells. Turns out they were protected clams.

214

Police found a fugitive hiding in a Clothes Dryer

215

Man causes $9,000 in Damage at the DMV by throwing Fish and Carrots

216

Florida Man Steals a School bus, and drives it 4 hours away. Gets busted the next day when He tries to return it.

217

A Town is for Sale in California for $6 Million and there's going to be lots of drugs at Music Festivals this year

218

We had to turn the Portal between Dublin and New York off because of Mooning

219

Man gets a DUI riding a Lawn Mower on the High way with a Beer in his hand

220

Student raises $45,000 to hire a Mariachi Band to Counter-Protest some Protestors

221

Ecuadorian Model gets gunned down after sharing a picture of Ceviche from a local restaurant

222

A Man dressed up as Bigfoot and ran past a bunch of windows at a School. Authorities freaked out.

223

Someone stole a woman's Haunted dolls. Woman says the Thief is going to regret it.

224

Man has 200,000 Dollars stolen out of the back of his Tesla

225

Little Girl says there's monsters in her closet; They find over 65,0000 bees in the Walls

226

Vandals destroy 25 Pink VW Bugs. Then Twerked on the Hoods of the Cars.

227

They Let AI control an F-16 Aircraft, and it beat Humans five out of five times at Dog Fighting.

228

Man Killed his Fishing Buddy because he thought Bigfoot was going to eat him. Yes, it was Meth.

229

Woman scammed by a guy, claiming to be Aaron Rodgers

230

Man tries to rob a gas station with a 5 foot long Snake

231

There's a new security camera coming out that Shoots Paintballs. Or Marbles. Or Ball Bearings

232

Kid pranks the school by posing as the Principal; Gets busted because he doesn't know how a Fax Machine Works.

233

A man was caught having sexual relations with his neighbor's car

234

Woman gets speeding Ticket, while her van was being towed by someone else.

235

Mother and Daughter drove Cross Country to give out Illegal Butt Injections

236

Man Makes fun of Someone with Downs Syndrome, gets beat up for it. - Karma!

237

Google was keeping information from Incognito Mode, but they say they'll delete it.

238

Younger Generations prefer to do a first date over Zoom

239

One Conjoined Twin Married a Man, and we have so Many Questions about it

240

The Price is Right has Emergency Sweat Pants incase anyone Pees Their Pants

241

A Man named "Literally Anyone Else" is now running for President.

242

An 11, 12 and 16 year old got arrested for Robbing a Bank

243

Man is in trouble for using an Airsoft against Ding Dong Ditchers

244

A Fort Collins Safeway Employee made sweet, sweet love to the Produce Section.

245

Airlines now want to charge us for open center seats

246

Man had Severe Migraines. He had a Tape Worm that Laid eggs in his Brain.

247

A Man named Deez Nuts was arrested for disorderly conduct.

248

K-Pop Star is getting heat because she has a BoyFriend. Fans think they're giving enough love to her.

249

Bangkok Prostitute Turf Wars; and a a 3AM, Fifth floor Horse Delivery

250

Colorado Couple Pulled over for expired tags. Police find guns and a Grenade

251

Fyre Festival is back, and somehow, Pre-Sales have sold out

252

They are testing medicine drone delivery in Rural Tennessee.

253

A chemistry Teacher Brought Swords to Class, and a Student got injured.

254

Woman has to return her injury settlement because she was throwing Christmas Trees

255

Man gets drunk, and drives to the Police Station to Complain about his earlier arrest

256

Woman names her daughter Harlot, doesn't know what it means.

257

Large Man in a Kilt molested a bunch of items at an Antique Store

258

Woman gets arrested for Child abuse, but her kid did call her Boogerface

259

2 Local kids picked up Corn Hole scholarships, and a Man Breaks into a Jail to steal an ATM

260

United Grounded Some Planes because they can't turn the No Smoking Sign off.

261

Man got a DUI after dumping his Airboat in an Intersection in front of a Police Station

262

NYC Police high speed chased a car into a couples Jeep. NYC refuses to Pay for it.

263

People are not allowed to leave their poop on Mt Everest any more

264

Man was Handing out Cocaine attached to his Business card

265

Landlines are going away, Some guy is eating lots of Raw Chicken, and another kid is eating lots of Peanut Butter

266

A Small Fire Suppression Foam Leak turned into 100s of yards and 30 feet deep foam.

267

Woman gets thrown into a Trash Truck, and was Compacted 4 Times before someone found her

268

Couple kept swiping their bosses Amex Card, to the tune of $34 Million

269

A Lakewood Man Stole $30,000 in Panties.

270

The Lord told a Colorado Pastor to Steal Peoples money through Crypto

271

Woman is Upset that Credit Card Companies keep raising her limit.

272

Police Chief asks his Captains Wife for Nudes.

273

Man gets busted for Shoe Theft because he was watching porn too loud at a Waffle House

274

Mexican Bride gets arrested on her wedding day; Handcuffed in her Wedding Dress

275

Man digs 130 foot hole under his kitchen, looking for gold; Falls to his death

276

Texas Rapper, Viper, Kidnapped a woman and kept her in the garage for 4 years

277

Man Strips Naked, and goes swimming at Bass Pro Shop

278

A Burglar in Wheatridge Called an Uber for a Getaway Car.

279

Woman Sues Dentist for giving her 32 Dental Procedures on 28 teeth, in one sitting

280

You can no longer get Plastic Bags at local grocery stores.

281

Man busted for Fentanyl gets full diamond grill. Will be wearing it to Prison

282

Shohei Ohtani is going to hold off on collecting 680 Million Dollars until later.

283

Man Booby Traps his House, including a Raiders of the Lost Ark Hot Tub Boulder.

284

There's a Ram on the Roof in Boulder!

285

Woman goes to get an MRI, and forgets she has a gun on her.

286

Man pays Woman to pee on Him, then he shoots at her.

287

The Catch Me Outside Now girl is Pregnant.

288

A couple of stories about people having sex with dead bodies.

289

A 12 Year old Boy goes JoyRiding in a Fork Lift, and Wyoming Ranchers Bleached Penises on Cows

290

Everyone got Sick at $1 Burrito night, and We spent a Record Amount for Black Friday

291

VW Charges woman to find her car with Kidnapped Child inside. Now she's suing

292

Man with "All Gas, No Breaks" tattoo gets arrested, plus Tesla Cybertruck talk

293

Your Car is watching you have sex.

294

Man buys some fake gold in a back alley, loses 20,000 Dollars

295

Obese Blind Man sits on his Girlfriend who was sleeping on the couch; Kills her.

296

Man shoots fireworks at helicopter leaving a Wedding Venue

297

Some guys stole a Gold Plated Toilet

298

Man gives out Nice Warm Rotisserie chickens for Halloween

299

Man thinks he sees a Skateboarding Fish; Attacks it with a Machette

300

Man has two fingers removed to look more like Satan

301

A Colorado Company Paid their fine in Change

302

Man gets busted getting it on with a Stuffed Animal

303

Someone stole 35 Porta Potties, some of which were full.

304

Thieves used 3 Tractor Trailers to Steal over a Million Dollars of Booze

305

Two cops are in trouble for playing Pokemon Go instead of Working

306

Man Stalks his Ex with an airplane; Drops Tomatoes on her house

307

Farmer gets 2 DUIs on a Tractor, only 17 Minutes apart.

308

Son of the Bucc-ees Empire got caught taking illegal videos

309

Women steal Credit Cards and return to the Scene of the Crime. and Girl Math

310

Man Drives through Police Station Wall, blasting Guns n Roses

311

Man isn't allowed to bring his Gator to a Baseball Game

312

Someone stole a Shopvac full of Hornets

313

Family does shots when Miami Scores; Nearly had Alcohol Poising from the Broncos

314

Drunk man Drives into Liquor store and Spend the night in a Light House

315

Man fakes his own death, forgets to cut off ankle monitor

316

The Marines lost a $170 Million Jet. Please call if you see it.

317

Ex Girlfriend hid in the back seat and stabbed a guy on his way to work

318

The FDA says your Decongestant isn't doing anything.

319

Man drives an excavator into Walmart

320

An Aurora Pothole caused 30K in Damages.

321

Someone was running an underground volleyball gambling ring

322

Nebraska had over 90 Thousand People show up for a Volley Ball game

323

Someone is making Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes

324

Your Pickle Jar doesn't say Pickles.

325

Police officer Throws Cooler at Criminal escaping on a Scooter; Kills Him

326

Woman starts fire with Spicy Tortilla Chip

327

Kids and Teacher who take Gondola to School had to be rescued.

328

Teenager gets into car accident, engine ends up on the second floor

329

Pilot takes his frustrations out on a Parking Gate with an axe.

330

Woman finds 3 cents in her Chicken McNuggets

331

2 Americans Got Drunk, and fell asleep in the Eifel Tower!

332

Ai can tell what your password is by your typing. And a lady refuses to let the seat recline

333

People are having sex in Self Driving Taxis.

334

Drug Cartels are now using Monster Trucks to move drugs

335

Brawl breaks out at an Alabama River Boat, and should you give up a movie seat?

336

Canadian court orders company to rehire woman after DUI

337

Man gets ambushed 2 times in one night trying to visit his Girlfriend

338

A congressman says we have Crashed UFOs. Plus Casa Bonita is having issues.

339

Man does Burnouts Outside a Police Station; Rent vacation Clothes, and Sex Robots

340

Ex-Mayor Hancock spent tax payer money on a self Promotion video.

341

A Dominoes delivery Driver stole someones cat.

342

8 year Old Car Jacks some Guy, and Taylor swifties have already started lining up

343

Amazon driver gets a shotgun pulled on her, and use your Crocs to propose

344

Cargo Pants are back in Fashion, and The TSA was stealing right out of your bag

345

Woman loses legs to moving Sidewalk, and man uses Alligator to help drink Twisted Tea.

346

Kids are having Menu Anxiety when they go to restaurants

347

Janitor Unplugs "Noisy" refrigerator, Scientists lose Decades of Research

348

Submarine Billionaire's son goes to Blink 182, and Target sells sex toys

349

AI Girlfriend has a waitlist of 15,000 People, and Colleges are now teaching Eye Contact Classes

350

Woman found with Meth and a Baby Raccoon in her Purse.

351

Drug Syndicate was hiding Billions of Dollars of Meth in Maple Syrup Bottles

352

Someone stole a 4 foot, 350 pound cannon from a Fort.

353

Man scrolls on his phone while walking down the Aisle.

354

Shoplifting woman finds out her car is on fire, with her kids inside.

355

Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K

356

Kids at Malls will need Chaperones this Summer.

357

Man went swimming in an Alligator Pond. Alligator took his arm.

358

Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens

359

Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction

360

Museum offers $25000 Reward for A Meteorite; Only MeteorWrongs have been found.

361

Dog park will fine people for barking dogs

362

New Shoplifting Policy at King Soopers means free Groceries for everyone!

363

Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix.

364

14 Year old Goes Joy Riding in a School Bus

365

Woman wants a refund on her wedding photos because she got divorced, after 4 years.

366

Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home

367

Police are looking for a ten year old Car Thief

368

Man gets arrested for Piercing his Son's Ears

369

The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to.

370

Man uses Tax Payer money to Build Personal Roadside Zoo

371

Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work.

372

Man throws 200K in cash out the window, gets busted for littering.

373

Thieves stole 2 Million Dimes

374

Sweet Old lady apologizes while robbing a bank

375

Riot Breaks out at Bodyguard: The Musical, after the crowd wouldn't stop singing

376

RTD is going to allow people to ride all day long without getting off

377

King Soopers Security guard gets fired because he was punched by a Shoplifter

378

Youtuber gets shot after trying to Prank a guy in the Mall

379

Woman tries to steal a car with a Club on the Steering Wheel

380

Donna the Sex Doll sold out in Australia so people can drive in the HOV lane.

381

Son dug up his dead mom, and posed her on the couch for 13 years.

382

Englewood man axes his wife and daughter because he didn't want them to be homeless

383

Woman steals a Half Million Dollars from a Blackhawk Casino

384

Man gives cop a Monopoly Get Out of Jail Card

385

Kansas family has been living with dead body for 6 years.

386

Man punches two monkeys at Monkey Beach to protect his child

387

Aurora Dentist Googles how to poison wife, then poisons wife.

388

Woman calls in Bomb Threat from back of Uber, On Speaker Phone

389

There's water in the Casa Bonita Fountain

390

Man gets his arm ripped off by Angry Zebra.

391

Ja Morant Plastered Shotgun Willies with Money.

392

The Mexican Cartel Apologizes for kidnaping and murdering Americans

393

A serial Vomiter was throwing up off his balcony, onto his neighbors balconies.

394

Move over Cocaine Bear, we have a Cocaine Leopard

395

A couple stole $1.7 Million worth of wine: 45 Total Bottles.

396

Southwest Airlines is looking at adding lights and music to help people board faster

397

Beware of Scams when buying something out of the Youtube Comments Section

398

Man gets his Family Mummy Taken away after Treating it like Weekend At Bernies

399

Naked Man ingested Meth and Bong Water

400

Meghan and Harry want to sue South Park for Telling Truths

401

Man tries to escape jail dressed as a Sheep

402

Couple is still in love, even though the wife hired a hitman. Twice.

403

Wyoming wants to make it legal to drink and throw axes and rope chickens

404

Man firebombs A Bank in Russia because hackers took his money.

405

Man kills his Wife just days after getting away with a different murder

406

12 Year old Denver Boy steals a car; gets shot by owner

407

Man tries to get a Hitman to knock off a 14 year old. Gets Scammed instead.

408

Man steals over $1,000 in LEGO Bricks from a Target.

409

The Average American is Too fat to ride the Mario Kart ride at Mario World

410

A Six year old ordered over $1000 on GrubHub

411

Man Bites the Head off a Snake during argument

412

Arvada is the latest Meth Library around town

413

A Turkey is Terrorizing a Town

414

Girl was awarded 48 Million, for having all of her limbs amputated

415

Man is suing Taco Bell; Says he was Rat Poisoned

416

A third Colorado Library has been shut down due to Meth Contamination

417

An 11 and 13 year old Led police in a High Speed Chase

418

Family wanted a Pig for a pet; 4H would only give them bacon

419

Local shop rolls a Supra they were working on

420

Guys made a Fake License Plate that Said "Stolen Tags"

421

Passenger in a High Speed chase calls the Police to report the police were chasing

422

Man was Porch Pirating with Ladies Underwear on his head

423

Guys light themselves on fire during Arson Attempt

424

Thieves call 911 to have Cops help them move stuff

425

People are Smoking Meth all over the Boulder Library

426

A Hippo Eats a 2 year old, then spits him up

427

Woman Drop kicks her baby to distract for Shoplifting Charges

428

A kid named Blaze Barron got a Speeding Ticket

429

Couple Scams 3 Million Dollars out of Woman over Psychic Claims

430

France is now giving out Condoms for Free

431

Man gets shot while stealing another man's Goat

432

Woman drops off three buckets of human poo at the Fire Department.

433

Man slaps a Police Horse

434

Man Shoplifts from Walmart during Shop with a Cop event

435

Old lady didn't like her roommates Life Saving Ventilator Noise, so she unplugged it

436

New Cargo shorts are coming with Hot Pocket Pockets

437

Woman burns down house of man whos Sister answered her facetime.

438

San Francisco's Robot Cops won't have guns, but they will explode.

439

Woman sues because her mac and cheese takes too long to make

440

Woman filled her Wheelchair wheels up with Cocaine. Gets busted by TSA

441

100 Year old Man goes to the Strip club on his Birthday

442

Man on Meth, bought an Owl at a Gas Station

443

New Survey: $10,000 will make anyone happy

444

Someone tried to Smuggle a Gun through TSA inside a Raw Chicken

445

A man ate 40 Rotisserie Chickens in 40 Days

446

Pasternacks Pawn Shop has a Gently used Coffin for sale

447

Mother and Son have a Three Story Bunker under their RV storage Lot

448

Woman bites man who wants his sex toy back

449

They are now making Sneakers for Horses

450

Man lives in a Shipping container with an Alligator

451

Woman with no Arms, found with Meth in her Pockets

452

Girl Stole 13K from her Grandparents - Handed it out at School

453

Woman lives in a Haunted Brothel with Horny Ghosts

454

Woman attacks the Police with Bees during an eviction

455

Man stabs his brother with a Sword, over Using the Oven.

456

Scientists are making an even more contagious form of Covid

457

Police found pumpkins filled with Meth

458

Mom lets her 10 Year Old Get a Tattoo. She gets Arrested.

459

Man leaves behind his finger when trying to rob a house

460

Man Robs a Bank with Finger Guns

461

Woman gets scammed from Man claiming to be on the ISS

462

Kids stole the Worlds hottest Gummy Bear, Regret it immediately

463

Thieves are stealing Copper Wire out of RTD Tracks

464

Boulder Man stole a Fire Truck

465

Woman gets hit by Rollercoaster while looking for lost cell phone

466

Woman gets scammed by a Fake Bret Michaels

467

A Robotic Ostrich broke a running record for 100 Meters

468

Uber Driver takes man back to his wife after picking up his Mistress

469

Judge says Woman must give her nudes to her Ex Husband

470

Woman was attacked by monkeys, fell off the roof, and impaled herself on a spike. She'll be OK

471

Guy tries to evade police on a Motorcycle to impress a First Date

472

Man threatens Hotel Manager with Bow and Arrow

473

The COO of A Fake Meat Company bit a guys nose off

474

Rangeview and Aurora football teams got in so many fights, the game was postponed

475

Man says he's Satan, then cuts off his own leg

476

RTD is having a tough time Because People are stealing Wire from the Tracks

477

An Old Folks Home Apologized after getting a stripper for the residents

478

Man Steals TV From Walmart, Sells them in the Walmart Parking Lot

479

Chess Cheating Scandal Using Anal Beads

480

Fake Cop pulls over Undercover Real Cop in Brighton

481

Guy is in coma after 20,000 Bee Stings

482

Pilot has to remind passengers not to AirDrop nudes

483

Woman almost drowns after getting bit in the butt by a turtle

484

Woman decides to dance instead of taking Sobriety Test

485

Brinks Semi Truck gets robbed while at a Flying J Truck Stop

486

Man Cuts off His Own Penis While He Was Sleeping

487

Tommy Lee Reveals why he showed off his junk

488

Vancouver Zoo closed due to Wolves Escaping

489

2 Year old gets bit by Snake. 2 Year old Bites Back

490

Man gets busted with 250 LBS of Cocaine. Thanks to Expired License Tags.

491

6 Year Old Boy is Drinking a Smirnoff Ice at a Convenience store

492

Casa Bonita has a Restaurant Nightmare on their Hands

493

Man gets attacked by Gang with Frying Pans

494

Cracker Barrel is now serving Fake Meats

495

Man gives himself a Superglue Nose Job

496

Woman gets 5 Foot Penis on her Grave

497

Man flees accident, gets attacked by Emus!

498

Guy with 30 Pounds of Coke, Gets busted for Speeding in Colorado

499

Man throws shoe at women at the beach. Gets arrested.

500

Woman finds man Sleeping on her Couch. 911 tells Her to wake him up.

501

Woman sues man for standing her up

502

Airplanes have trouble taking off in Hot Weather.

503

Man pulls gun on women who didn't say "Thank You" for holding a door

504

Man steals car with Toddler inside: He didn't want to ride the RTD

505

Man Kidnaps his Ex Girlfriend, from 20 years ago.

506

Man tried to elude police on a Riding Lawnmower

507

Zack Wilson Slept with his Moms BFF

508

LA Baseball Vendor can't throw Peanuts anymore

509

What happens when the DIA Trains Break down?

510

The Rainbow Family are causing lots of Problems.

511

Ukrainian Special Forces will shoot you in the Balls

512

One Woman won almost all the Awards at a County fair

513

Lawyer Loses License for Driving Naked Too Much

514

The Largest Python in Florida Was Found

515

Colorado Man Steals Patrol Car; Goes to dispatched call

516

Head Stone hides secret message

517

Woman shows up at Funeral to Spit on the Guest of Honor

518

Fort Collins Landscaper gets caught stealing Panties

519

Elephant Who Killed Woman, shows up to her Funeral for More

520

Workers fell into a Vat of Chocolate at an MnMs factory

521

Chinese women fighting over a Parking Space for Bentleys

522

Man Charged with GTA - Grand Theft Avacados

523

Porch Pirate Returns all the Loot and Apologizes.

524

Man blocks McDonalds Drive Thru for 2 hours over Messed up Order

525

Amish guy gets DUI in a Buggy

526

Woman throws snake at officer who pulled her over

527

We are all Using Post It Notes wrong

528

Zoom Wedding leads to Zoom Divorce... Couple never met in person.

529

Researchers have invented an Edible Tape to seal Burritos.

530

Manager peed in the Arby's Milkshake Mix

531

Man lands plane after pilot passes out.

532

Aurora Man is suing for getting shot in the Testicle.

533

Man Scams Indian Call Centers

534

Toilet gets struck by lightning

535

Police find 100 Pounds of Cocaine in with Coffee beans

536

Man Gets Sued for Dropping his Car off to get an oil change

537

New College Grads are expecting to make over $100,000

538

Man Grows a Penis on His Arm

539

Man gets busted cheating because of Disney World Photo

540

How much is the Cash Me Outside girl worth?

541

Both Jockey and her Horse Test Positive for Meth

542

Woman falls head First into an Outhouse

543

Bride slips everyone at her wedding Marijuana

544

Man threatens employees with a magic wand

545

Womans rent goes up because she does OnlyFans

546

Man gets busted selling 63 Golf Carts

547

Police are looking for a guy whos hitting people with Pies

548

Man gets run over while stealing catalytic converters

549

Dude throws a Toilet off a Roof onto a Cop Car

550

Two Men are dead from Uncontrolled Deffication

551

Whataburger Calorie Count gets man busted for Pot

552

Man gets Celery when he was trying to buy weed

553

Missing leg from Accident found 42 miles away

554

Teenager has to apologize for lying about getting out of a DUI

555

Hope Solo got a Dui in a Walmart Parking Lot

556

Bertha is not invited to my Funeral

557

Stupid Stories - A womens only Sports bar

558

The Unipiper's Unicycle has been stolen!

559

Greely Man is Squatting outside his old House

560

Police need to return $30,000 of confiscated Marijuana

561

Man lives under a different name for 30 year, gets busted cause Covid.

562

Son and Dad get arrested for Meth Floating in their Coke.

563

Dick at your Door goes horribly wrong

564

Stupid Robber tries to Car Jack Police

565

Woman had a Shot Glass in her Bladder

566

Man Handcuffs himself to McDonalds in Russia: Hooliganism

567

Stupid Stories - March 14 - Guys stealing gas with Trap Door Car.

568

Man Eats $13,000 Cadburys Creme Egg

569

Woman gets busted huffing Right Guard

570

Taiwan's Power all runs through one Switch. Some guy flipped it.

571

Man's Wife Harpoons his Penis

572

Man Sprays Fire Extinguisher on Traffic in Eisenhower

573

March 1 - Tazed, but not Fazed at the airport gate.

574

Stupid Stories - Feb 24

575

Stupid Stories for Feb 23

576

Tuesday, Feb 22 - Dad tells a 4 year old to shoot cops

577

Stupid Stories for Feb 15, 2022