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Willie B's Stupid Stories — 583 episodes
Woman Files her teeth, so she can bit her cheating husbands junk off
Man who shouldn't have guns gets arrested for showing off his guns on Social Media
Man cuts off his own Junk, then lights it on fire
Coach spends all the Little League Money on Strip Clubs and Gambling
Man cuts off own penis after doing way too much Meth
Man Kills Girlfriend. He then dies after dragging her body 35 feet into the woods.
Police find drugs in a Bag labeled "Definitely no Drugs in Here"
Woman Trades Foster girl for A Monkey
White Couple has a Non-White Baby. The Fertility Clinic has some Problems.
People are trying to Scam your Grandparents out of Gold and Crypto!
Police Officer pulls a gun on Co-Worker who was Heating up Fish in the Microwave
Two Women were arrested when their Mother was found in a Pull Out couch. Story still Unfolding
Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a Rollercoaster
Man jumps into a Smoking Chimney to Escape The Police. Spoiler Alert: He does not.
THE Knight Rider Car is in a Museum. It managed to get a Speeding Ticket.
Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs.
Man Steals 80,000 From Chic Fil A by Returning Mac and Cheese
Two Words: Fecal Vandalism
Woman tosses a stick of dynamite into her boyfriends bed. He lost a hand.
Local Hero Spray paints Longmont Speed Cameras
Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect Formation
Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station
Scientists found a new island off the coast of Antarctica
Man is upset at the high cost of Outback Steakhouse
Man with 4 Amputations is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while driving
Man gets a DUI on an Electric Unicycle
Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief.
Leading UFO researcher has gone missing
F You Larry!
Man is looking at 90 years in Jail for Stealing Sports Cards
Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend. Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan B
Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill. Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him.
Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.
A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagers
Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches him
Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsI
This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster Fest
Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhood
81 Year old Woman gets arrested for trying to hire a hitman
Is Makeup for Men going to be a hot trend?
Fortune Teller tells Woman she is going to lose something valuable. Then Steals her phone.
Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning it
Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.
A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom.
A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago. Doctors just took it out, and it still works.
A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes
An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives
Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes... in 12 hours.
It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.
Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Another monkey has gotten loose. This time in a Spirit Halloween store.
Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call. Woman shows up, and burns down his house.
Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.
Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.
Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"
Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long
Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering
Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market
Man gets in a fight with two guys over a Netflix Prank
Woman driving the Wrong way on the Highway claims her husband was driving. He wasn't even in the Car.
An MnM's employee was stealing millions from the company.
Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby
A Man in an Ice Cream Outift, handed out Ice Cream at the top of a 14'er.
The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again
Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs.
Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something.
Woman Sues her former employer because she didn't have to do anything; still got paid.
Woman accidentally ejects from an F-15, while still on the ground.
Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.
Electric Cars may make you more carsick than Gas Cars.
Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop.
People keep throwing Green Dildos onto the Court at WNBA Games.
Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing... Crashes.
AI Program that was helping write a program, deletes the whole thing. 5 Months of work trashed.
Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting
Woman slept with a Bunch of Monks, then Blackmailed them over their Celibacy vows.
Did you know Walmart Sells Sex Toys? This guy shop lifted a bunch of them.
Identical Twin takes the fall after sister kills 2 in Amish Buggy Wreck
Woman was getting hundreds of Amazon Returns from a Chinese company
Bathroom Camping: When you just need a few minutes to yourself.
Man gets Super Speeding ticket 2 minutes after law went into effect
Man dressed in Scooby Doo costume robs a Convenience Store
Family is upset that Dead Woman left all her stuff to a Gigolo.
Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate
Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.
Man stabs another man with a Machette, then drives him to the hospital
Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room
Police pull over a fellow Officer with Fake License Plate: ChaseM3
Denver is looking for ways to make Downtown Safer. Open until 4 and Narcan Vending Machines might be the trick
AI is now Blackmailing Engineers who want to update or turn off the system.
Man on Meth jumps off a bridge because he was Double Dog Dared.
Lawyer is running around naked, Claiming he is Superman!
Woman Assaults Her Wife, by Shoving Nachos Down Her Pants
Police Pull over a Woman. The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.
A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors
Woman opens up a can of Tuna in the middle of a Broadway Play. The Crowd was not happy about it.
Man has to get Rescued off of Mt Fuji. He returns 2 Days letter to pick up his phone and gets stuck again.
A postal worker was fired for taking some shots at a party along her delivery route
Homeless man wins 17 Million Dollar Lottery; Woman steals it all and then kills him.
Man gets attacked on an Arizona street; gets his eye popped out.
19 Year old man calls in Bomb Threat when his Girlfriend and Family went on a Cruise without him.
A Woman Married a River 2 Years Back. Here's how her Relationship is going.
2 Dogs ate their owners toes after he died. They threw them up, and a woman tried to sell the toes.
Police ask naked man walking on highway what he's up to. He says "going to get some pants"
China is now installing Escalators to the tops of Mountains.
Russian Women are now Marrying Soldiers, so they can collect money when the men die in Combat.
Someone stole $350,000 Worth of meats. And you may not be chatting with a model on OnlyFans
8 Month Pregnant Woman robs banks while her husband waits out side unknowingly.
Philadelphia suburb paints the street lines super wavy to deter speeding
Man gets a kidney Transplant. Ends up dying from Rabies because of the Transplant.
Couple has to go to the Hospital after man gets his fist stuck in his woman's mouth.
Family gets busted for driving cross country with the kids in the back of a U-Haul.
High school Teacher has a sex party with her 13 year old students, while they worse Scream masks.
A Boston Parking Space is selling for $750,000
Man pulls a gun and shoots off rounds because the Karaoke Machine is broken
Someone is trying to sell a Michael Jordan Shaped Cheeto!
Criminals Set up a Photoshoot so they could steal the Photographers Equipment.
A TicToker accidentally put Nail Glue in her eyes, thinking it was Visene. Doctors are saying it's quite common.
Man wrecks his car on the highway. Then strips naked, and walks off.
Michigan Police get a ton of Calls after a Taxidermist drives around with a Dead Giraffe in his truck.
Diesel is now selling new Jeans that shows off Plumbers Crack
2 Denver Strip clubs were stealing Dancers Tips. Now they're paying them back.
Man Wins $50K at the Casino. Casino doesn't have to pay because man put himself on a Banned Gamblers List.
Man ends his own High Speed Pursuit because the Police Chasing him were too good.
A Restaurant named Chubby Chicks is getting bullied by their neighbors.
Two Greeley Men Get Busted for trying to Shoot Drugs into a Prison with a T-Shirt Cannon
Post Malone left a $2,000 Tip, but the Square Terminal will only allow a $200 Tip.
Woman stabs her Boyfriend in the neck over a dispute for Wedding Venues
Man shoots his friend after he says he can dodge bullets
Someone broke into a mall, just to steal some uncooked Cinnabon Dough
Woman gets arrested for sending Fart Videos to her BF's Ex.
Gym Teacher was so drunk, he maxed out the Breathalyzer.
8 out of 10 Men think they will get an AI girlfriend in the Future
Star Bucks Working In Alabama gets attacked by a Monkey. Also, you can own a Monkey in Alabama.
A lady gets busted with drugs in a bag labeled "No Drugs"
12 Year Old Boys Steals his Parents Car and gets caught with a Shotgun and Marijuana
Woman got scammed out of Almost a Milllion Dollars by someone Claiming to Be Brad Pitt with Cancer
Bus driver can't seem to deliver the right kids to the right doors.
There's a Growing Trend of Showing Off A Full Bush under a Bikini
71 Year old Woman fights off 4 teenagers trying to steal her purse.
Two Cops leave dying man in park because their shift ended in 30 Minutes
Husband and Wife got 12 Weddings, and 12 Divorces. All in the name of Money.
Man gets busted watching Porn while Driving. Woman gets a ton of tickets because of her Star Trek License Plate
Lone Tree Officer Commandeers a BMX bike to chase after a Criminal
Man gets arrested for Shoplifiting during Shop with a Cop event.
Woman gets busted for Stealing a Minivan after writing about it in her journal
An Evergreen Man threw a cup of coffee on a Stubborn Elk.
Korean Man dodges military service by gaining too much weight to serve.
Scientists have trained Mice to drive tiny cars, and they love revving the engine.
Boulder has some new Unauthorized Street Signs, like Slow the F Down
College Football fans spend over $600 on 1 Pizza, and Chicken Tenders
Group tries to scam insurance with a Bear Costume
Man flashes group of women after they guessed he had a small package.
Watch Out for this Car Insurance Scam that could be protected with a Dashcam
Somebody threw a huge party at an Evergreen AirBnB. Left alcohol and gum everywhere.
Former Walmart Employee was caught peeing on bags of Top Soil
Woman goes to jail after peeing in her employers food
Police officer redirected the Crime Stoppers Payments to her own accounts
Chinese Man arrested for Breaking into peoples homes and Sniffing Shoes.
Man confronts police with his Flame thrower. He gets Tased immediately
Man gets let out of jail after his 16th DUI
Man gets a DUI in a Pink Power Wheels Jeep
Man and Wife do the 23 and Me thing, only to find out they're cousins
A Broomfield Man was pulled into a Wood chipper when his Ankle Monitor got caught.
Woman found out her dead husband had a hooker problem. She ate his ashes.
Police apprehend man after slowest pursuit of all time.
120 People are jumping in on the Diddy lawsuits. And this is just the beginning.
Man steals a car to get to his court date, over another stolen car.
Couple Tries to sell their baby for $1,000 and a Sixer of Beer
Man gets Paid 3 Million after driving his Snowmobile into a Helicopter.
Drone Powered Shopping Carts are coming soon
Man reports a Broken window and a Missing cardboard box with a Million dollars in it.
Man steals Electrical Repair truck, with repair man still in the Cherry Picker Bucket
Man's nose wouldn't stop running. Turns out his brain was leaking out his nose.
A man found out he's been paying his neighbor's Electric bills for 18 years.
8 Year old Drove herself to Target across town, and went shopping.
Man chops up his wife, throws her in the blender; claims self defense.
Man was worried about the Repo Man. So He made a Fake Bomb for his Front Seat.
Governor Saves Man's life during a Lobster eating Contest. Man keeps on Eating.
Man Mails himself to his Ex-Girlfriends house to get his stuff back
Co-Workers went to the mountains to climb a 14er. They left someone behind.
Neighbor puts up a sign saying that the people next door like Butt Stuff
Man gets his jaw broken for playing the wrong songs on the JukeBox
Man gets arrested for impersonating a Pizzeria.
Woman, high on Pink Cocaine and claiming to be from the future, causes a car accident.
Indian Man gets arrested for Cooking and Eating a Peacock.
The Truth is coming out about how RayGun got into the Olympics for Breakdancing
Woman gets arrested for sharing her "All You Can Eat" meal at Applebees.
Two Brothers go to the Hospital after Knife vs Sword fight breaks out.
A couple decided that An Owl should be a Ring Bearer. The Owl flew off with the Rings.
Family gets into a massive brawl over how to season some chicken.
Fords in the Future will be snitching on your driving. And everyone around you too.
A Colorado HOA called the Cops on a couple of kids trying to sell lemonaid.
Couple Dine and Dashes from a steakhouse; Lady has to go back to get her purse, and causes a scene
Beware the Hugging Bandit. She'll steal your chain when she goes in for a hug.
Colorado Woman might have sung the worst National Anthem Ever
How many times can you expose yourself in the Walmart Parking Lot before police are called?
Dealership Employee took a $100,000 Car in for repair out for a Joy Ride and Wrecked it.
An old wishing well is now taking touchless donations
There was a UFO Spotted at Red Rocks!
Would you like to live upstairs from a Costco?
Convenience Store Left a Closed sign that Said "Be Back in 30 Minutes, Closed for SEX"
Woman Wants a Divorce because her husband is Tightening Lids on Jars too tight
Two Porch Pirates in get in a fight on a Porch, trying to steal the same package.
Man gets tricked into a sex change, so the Doctor can marry him, and steal his father's Land
Australia Teen gets in Trouble for Ranking his Classmates in categories like Unrapeable and Abduction Material
A list of "People I Want to Punch in the Face" was found in a grocery store parking lot
Woman gets Cold Feet before a First Date, so she calls 911 and says the man is an abusive Ex
Drive Thru barista gets a drink thrown at her, she throws a Hammer back!
It is NOT illegal to Teach Second Graders While Drunk
Neighborhood gets built on top of an abandoned Graveyard. They never moved the bodies.
AirBnb guests over stay their welcome; become squatters.
A woman found a hidden door in her house, and behind that door was a plastic Skeleton
Man is arrested after eating a man's leg, after that man was hit by a train
The Woman who was in the Back of a Police Car that was hit by a train is getting over 8 Million Dollars
Man charged with driving without a license, zooms into court from the drivers seat of his car.
Sister Mixes grandmas ashes into some Spaghetti Sauce and served it to her Brother.
Tattoos can cause cancer. And a Drunk Groom shoots a wedding guest in the hand.
Mom was fined $88,000 for her kids picking up Seashells. Turns out they were protected clams.
Police found a fugitive hiding in a Clothes Dryer
Man causes $9,000 in Damage at the DMV by throwing Fish and Carrots
Florida Man Steals a School bus, and drives it 4 hours away. Gets busted the next day when He tries to return it.
A Town is for Sale in California for $6 Million and there's going to be lots of drugs at Music Festivals this year
We had to turn the Portal between Dublin and New York off because of Mooning
Man gets a DUI riding a Lawn Mower on the High way with a Beer in his hand
Student raises $45,000 to hire a Mariachi Band to Counter-Protest some Protestors
Ecuadorian Model gets gunned down after sharing a picture of Ceviche from a local restaurant
A Man dressed up as Bigfoot and ran past a bunch of windows at a School. Authorities freaked out.
Someone stole a woman's Haunted dolls. Woman says the Thief is going to regret it.
Man has 200,000 Dollars stolen out of the back of his Tesla
Little Girl says there's monsters in her closet; They find over 65,0000 bees in the Walls
Vandals destroy 25 Pink VW Bugs. Then Twerked on the Hoods of the Cars.
They Let AI control an F-16 Aircraft, and it beat Humans five out of five times at Dog Fighting.
Man Killed his Fishing Buddy because he thought Bigfoot was going to eat him. Yes, it was Meth.
Woman scammed by a guy, claiming to be Aaron Rodgers
Man tries to rob a gas station with a 5 foot long Snake
There's a new security camera coming out that Shoots Paintballs. Or Marbles. Or Ball Bearings
Kid pranks the school by posing as the Principal; Gets busted because he doesn't know how a Fax Machine Works.
A man was caught having sexual relations with his neighbor's car
Woman gets speeding Ticket, while her van was being towed by someone else.
Mother and Daughter drove Cross Country to give out Illegal Butt Injections
Man Makes fun of Someone with Downs Syndrome, gets beat up for it. - Karma!
Google was keeping information from Incognito Mode, but they say they'll delete it.
Younger Generations prefer to do a first date over Zoom
One Conjoined Twin Married a Man, and we have so Many Questions about it
The Price is Right has Emergency Sweat Pants incase anyone Pees Their Pants
A Man named "Literally Anyone Else" is now running for President.
An 11, 12 and 16 year old got arrested for Robbing a Bank
Man is in trouble for using an Airsoft against Ding Dong Ditchers
A Fort Collins Safeway Employee made sweet, sweet love to the Produce Section.
Airlines now want to charge us for open center seats
Man had Severe Migraines. He had a Tape Worm that Laid eggs in his Brain.
A Man named Deez Nuts was arrested for disorderly conduct.
K-Pop Star is getting heat because she has a BoyFriend. Fans think they're giving enough love to her.
Bangkok Prostitute Turf Wars; and a a 3AM, Fifth floor Horse Delivery
Colorado Couple Pulled over for expired tags. Police find guns and a Grenade
Fyre Festival is back, and somehow, Pre-Sales have sold out
They are testing medicine drone delivery in Rural Tennessee.
A chemistry Teacher Brought Swords to Class, and a Student got injured.
Woman has to return her injury settlement because she was throwing Christmas Trees
Man gets drunk, and drives to the Police Station to Complain about his earlier arrest
Woman names her daughter Harlot, doesn't know what it means.
Large Man in a Kilt molested a bunch of items at an Antique Store
Woman gets arrested for Child abuse, but her kid did call her Boogerface
2 Local kids picked up Corn Hole scholarships, and a Man Breaks into a Jail to steal an ATM
United Grounded Some Planes because they can't turn the No Smoking Sign off.
Man got a DUI after dumping his Airboat in an Intersection in front of a Police Station
NYC Police high speed chased a car into a couples Jeep. NYC refuses to Pay for it.
People are not allowed to leave their poop on Mt Everest any more
Man was Handing out Cocaine attached to his Business card
Landlines are going away, Some guy is eating lots of Raw Chicken, and another kid is eating lots of Peanut Butter
A Small Fire Suppression Foam Leak turned into 100s of yards and 30 feet deep foam.
Woman gets thrown into a Trash Truck, and was Compacted 4 Times before someone found her
Couple kept swiping their bosses Amex Card, to the tune of $34 Million
A Lakewood Man Stole $30,000 in Panties.
The Lord told a Colorado Pastor to Steal Peoples money through Crypto
Woman is Upset that Credit Card Companies keep raising her limit.
Police Chief asks his Captains Wife for Nudes.
Man gets busted for Shoe Theft because he was watching porn too loud at a Waffle House
Mexican Bride gets arrested on her wedding day; Handcuffed in her Wedding Dress
Man digs 130 foot hole under his kitchen, looking for gold; Falls to his death
Texas Rapper, Viper, Kidnapped a woman and kept her in the garage for 4 years
Man Strips Naked, and goes swimming at Bass Pro Shop
A Burglar in Wheatridge Called an Uber for a Getaway Car.
Woman Sues Dentist for giving her 32 Dental Procedures on 28 teeth, in one sitting
You can no longer get Plastic Bags at local grocery stores.
Man busted for Fentanyl gets full diamond grill. Will be wearing it to Prison
Shohei Ohtani is going to hold off on collecting 680 Million Dollars until later.
Man Booby Traps his House, including a Raiders of the Lost Ark Hot Tub Boulder.
There's a Ram on the Roof in Boulder!
Woman goes to get an MRI, and forgets she has a gun on her.
Man pays Woman to pee on Him, then he shoots at her.
The Catch Me Outside Now girl is Pregnant.
A couple of stories about people having sex with dead bodies.
A 12 Year old Boy goes JoyRiding in a Fork Lift, and Wyoming Ranchers Bleached Penises on Cows
Everyone got Sick at $1 Burrito night, and We spent a Record Amount for Black Friday
VW Charges woman to find her car with Kidnapped Child inside. Now she's suing
Man with "All Gas, No Breaks" tattoo gets arrested, plus Tesla Cybertruck talk
Your Car is watching you have sex.
Man buys some fake gold in a back alley, loses 20,000 Dollars
Obese Blind Man sits on his Girlfriend who was sleeping on the couch; Kills her.
Man shoots fireworks at helicopter leaving a Wedding Venue
Some guys stole a Gold Plated Toilet
Man gives out Nice Warm Rotisserie chickens for Halloween
Man thinks he sees a Skateboarding Fish; Attacks it with a Machette
Man has two fingers removed to look more like Satan
A Colorado Company Paid their fine in Change
Man gets busted getting it on with a Stuffed Animal
Someone stole 35 Porta Potties, some of which were full.
Thieves used 3 Tractor Trailers to Steal over a Million Dollars of Booze
Two cops are in trouble for playing Pokemon Go instead of Working
Man Stalks his Ex with an airplane; Drops Tomatoes on her house
Farmer gets 2 DUIs on a Tractor, only 17 Minutes apart.
Son of the Bucc-ees Empire got caught taking illegal videos
Women steal Credit Cards and return to the Scene of the Crime. and Girl Math
Man Drives through Police Station Wall, blasting Guns n Roses
Man isn't allowed to bring his Gator to a Baseball Game
Someone stole a Shopvac full of Hornets
Family does shots when Miami Scores; Nearly had Alcohol Poising from the Broncos
Drunk man Drives into Liquor store and Spend the night in a Light House
Man fakes his own death, forgets to cut off ankle monitor
The Marines lost a $170 Million Jet. Please call if you see it.
Ex Girlfriend hid in the back seat and stabbed a guy on his way to work
The FDA says your Decongestant isn't doing anything.
Man drives an excavator into Walmart
An Aurora Pothole caused 30K in Damages.
Someone was running an underground volleyball gambling ring
Nebraska had over 90 Thousand People show up for a Volley Ball game
Someone is making Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes
Your Pickle Jar doesn't say Pickles.
Police officer Throws Cooler at Criminal escaping on a Scooter; Kills Him
Woman starts fire with Spicy Tortilla Chip
Kids and Teacher who take Gondola to School had to be rescued.
Teenager gets into car accident, engine ends up on the second floor
Pilot takes his frustrations out on a Parking Gate with an axe.
Woman finds 3 cents in her Chicken McNuggets
2 Americans Got Drunk, and fell asleep in the Eifel Tower!
Ai can tell what your password is by your typing. And a lady refuses to let the seat recline
People are having sex in Self Driving Taxis.
Drug Cartels are now using Monster Trucks to move drugs
Brawl breaks out at an Alabama River Boat, and should you give up a movie seat?
Canadian court orders company to rehire woman after DUI
Man gets ambushed 2 times in one night trying to visit his Girlfriend
A congressman says we have Crashed UFOs. Plus Casa Bonita is having issues.
Man does Burnouts Outside a Police Station; Rent vacation Clothes, and Sex Robots
Ex-Mayor Hancock spent tax payer money on a self Promotion video.
A Dominoes delivery Driver stole someones cat.
8 year Old Car Jacks some Guy, and Taylor swifties have already started lining up
Amazon driver gets a shotgun pulled on her, and use your Crocs to propose
Cargo Pants are back in Fashion, and The TSA was stealing right out of your bag
Woman loses legs to moving Sidewalk, and man uses Alligator to help drink Twisted Tea.
Kids are having Menu Anxiety when they go to restaurants
Janitor Unplugs "Noisy" refrigerator, Scientists lose Decades of Research
Submarine Billionaire's son goes to Blink 182, and Target sells sex toys
AI Girlfriend has a waitlist of 15,000 People, and Colleges are now teaching Eye Contact Classes
Woman found with Meth and a Baby Raccoon in her Purse.
Drug Syndicate was hiding Billions of Dollars of Meth in Maple Syrup Bottles
Someone stole a 4 foot, 350 pound cannon from a Fort.
Man scrolls on his phone while walking down the Aisle.
Shoplifting woman finds out her car is on fire, with her kids inside.
Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K
Kids at Malls will need Chaperones this Summer.
Man went swimming in an Alligator Pond. Alligator took his arm.
Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens
Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction
Museum offers $25000 Reward for A Meteorite; Only MeteorWrongs have been found.
Dog park will fine people for barking dogs
New Shoplifting Policy at King Soopers means free Groceries for everyone!
Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix.
14 Year old Goes Joy Riding in a School Bus
Woman wants a refund on her wedding photos because she got divorced, after 4 years.
Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home
Police are looking for a ten year old Car Thief
Man gets arrested for Piercing his Son's Ears
The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to.
Man uses Tax Payer money to Build Personal Roadside Zoo
Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work.
Man throws 200K in cash out the window, gets busted for littering.
Thieves stole 2 Million Dimes
Sweet Old lady apologizes while robbing a bank
Riot Breaks out at Bodyguard: The Musical, after the crowd wouldn't stop singing
RTD is going to allow people to ride all day long without getting off
King Soopers Security guard gets fired because he was punched by a Shoplifter
Youtuber gets shot after trying to Prank a guy in the Mall
Woman tries to steal a car with a Club on the Steering Wheel
Donna the Sex Doll sold out in Australia so people can drive in the HOV lane.
Son dug up his dead mom, and posed her on the couch for 13 years.
Englewood man axes his wife and daughter because he didn't want them to be homeless
Woman steals a Half Million Dollars from a Blackhawk Casino
Man gives cop a Monopoly Get Out of Jail Card
Kansas family has been living with dead body for 6 years.
Man punches two monkeys at Monkey Beach to protect his child
Aurora Dentist Googles how to poison wife, then poisons wife.
Woman calls in Bomb Threat from back of Uber, On Speaker Phone
There's water in the Casa Bonita Fountain
Man gets his arm ripped off by Angry Zebra.
Ja Morant Plastered Shotgun Willies with Money.
The Mexican Cartel Apologizes for kidnaping and murdering Americans
A serial Vomiter was throwing up off his balcony, onto his neighbors balconies.
Move over Cocaine Bear, we have a Cocaine Leopard
A couple stole $1.7 Million worth of wine: 45 Total Bottles.
Southwest Airlines is looking at adding lights and music to help people board faster
Beware of Scams when buying something out of the Youtube Comments Section
Man gets his Family Mummy Taken away after Treating it like Weekend At Bernies
Naked Man ingested Meth and Bong Water
Meghan and Harry want to sue South Park for Telling Truths
Man tries to escape jail dressed as a Sheep
Couple is still in love, even though the wife hired a hitman. Twice.
Wyoming wants to make it legal to drink and throw axes and rope chickens
Man firebombs A Bank in Russia because hackers took his money.
Man kills his Wife just days after getting away with a different murder
12 Year old Denver Boy steals a car; gets shot by owner
Man tries to get a Hitman to knock off a 14 year old. Gets Scammed instead.
Man steals over $1,000 in LEGO Bricks from a Target.
The Average American is Too fat to ride the Mario Kart ride at Mario World
A Six year old ordered over $1000 on GrubHub
Man Bites the Head off a Snake during argument
Arvada is the latest Meth Library around town
A Turkey is Terrorizing a Town
Girl was awarded 48 Million, for having all of her limbs amputated
Man is suing Taco Bell; Says he was Rat Poisoned
A third Colorado Library has been shut down due to Meth Contamination
An 11 and 13 year old Led police in a High Speed Chase
Family wanted a Pig for a pet; 4H would only give them bacon
Local shop rolls a Supra they were working on
Guys made a Fake License Plate that Said "Stolen Tags"
Passenger in a High Speed chase calls the Police to report the police were chasing
Man was Porch Pirating with Ladies Underwear on his head
Guys light themselves on fire during Arson Attempt
Thieves call 911 to have Cops help them move stuff
People are Smoking Meth all over the Boulder Library
A Hippo Eats a 2 year old, then spits him up
Woman Drop kicks her baby to distract for Shoplifting Charges
A kid named Blaze Barron got a Speeding Ticket
Couple Scams 3 Million Dollars out of Woman over Psychic Claims
France is now giving out Condoms for Free
Man gets shot while stealing another man's Goat
Woman drops off three buckets of human poo at the Fire Department.
Man slaps a Police Horse
Man Shoplifts from Walmart during Shop with a Cop event
Old lady didn't like her roommates Life Saving Ventilator Noise, so she unplugged it
New Cargo shorts are coming with Hot Pocket Pockets
Woman burns down house of man whos Sister answered her facetime.
San Francisco's Robot Cops won't have guns, but they will explode.
Woman sues because her mac and cheese takes too long to make
Woman filled her Wheelchair wheels up with Cocaine. Gets busted by TSA
100 Year old Man goes to the Strip club on his Birthday
Man on Meth, bought an Owl at a Gas Station
New Survey: $10,000 will make anyone happy
Someone tried to Smuggle a Gun through TSA inside a Raw Chicken
A man ate 40 Rotisserie Chickens in 40 Days
Pasternacks Pawn Shop has a Gently used Coffin for sale
Mother and Son have a Three Story Bunker under their RV storage Lot
Woman bites man who wants his sex toy back
They are now making Sneakers for Horses
Man lives in a Shipping container with an Alligator
Woman with no Arms, found with Meth in her Pockets
Girl Stole 13K from her Grandparents - Handed it out at School
Woman lives in a Haunted Brothel with Horny Ghosts
Woman attacks the Police with Bees during an eviction
Man stabs his brother with a Sword, over Using the Oven.
Scientists are making an even more contagious form of Covid
Police found pumpkins filled with Meth
Mom lets her 10 Year Old Get a Tattoo. She gets Arrested.
Man leaves behind his finger when trying to rob a house
Man Robs a Bank with Finger Guns
Woman gets scammed from Man claiming to be on the ISS
Kids stole the Worlds hottest Gummy Bear, Regret it immediately
Thieves are stealing Copper Wire out of RTD Tracks
Boulder Man stole a Fire Truck
Woman gets hit by Rollercoaster while looking for lost cell phone
Woman gets scammed by a Fake Bret Michaels
A Robotic Ostrich broke a running record for 100 Meters
Uber Driver takes man back to his wife after picking up his Mistress
Judge says Woman must give her nudes to her Ex Husband
Woman was attacked by monkeys, fell off the roof, and impaled herself on a spike. She'll be OK
Guy tries to evade police on a Motorcycle to impress a First Date
Man threatens Hotel Manager with Bow and Arrow
The COO of A Fake Meat Company bit a guys nose off
Rangeview and Aurora football teams got in so many fights, the game was postponed
Man says he's Satan, then cuts off his own leg
RTD is having a tough time Because People are stealing Wire from the Tracks
An Old Folks Home Apologized after getting a stripper for the residents
Man Steals TV From Walmart, Sells them in the Walmart Parking Lot
Chess Cheating Scandal Using Anal Beads
Fake Cop pulls over Undercover Real Cop in Brighton
Guy is in coma after 20,000 Bee Stings
Pilot has to remind passengers not to AirDrop nudes
Woman almost drowns after getting bit in the butt by a turtle
Woman decides to dance instead of taking Sobriety Test
Brinks Semi Truck gets robbed while at a Flying J Truck Stop
Man Cuts off His Own Penis While He Was Sleeping
Tommy Lee Reveals why he showed off his junk
Vancouver Zoo closed due to Wolves Escaping
2 Year old gets bit by Snake. 2 Year old Bites Back
Man gets busted with 250 LBS of Cocaine. Thanks to Expired License Tags.
6 Year Old Boy is Drinking a Smirnoff Ice at a Convenience store
Casa Bonita has a Restaurant Nightmare on their Hands
Man gets attacked by Gang with Frying Pans
Cracker Barrel is now serving Fake Meats
Man gives himself a Superglue Nose Job
Woman gets 5 Foot Penis on her Grave
Man flees accident, gets attacked by Emus!
Guy with 30 Pounds of Coke, Gets busted for Speeding in Colorado
Man throws shoe at women at the beach. Gets arrested.
Woman finds man Sleeping on her Couch. 911 tells Her to wake him up.
Woman sues man for standing her up
Airplanes have trouble taking off in Hot Weather.
Man pulls gun on women who didn't say "Thank You" for holding a door
Man steals car with Toddler inside: He didn't want to ride the RTD
Man Kidnaps his Ex Girlfriend, from 20 years ago.
Man tried to elude police on a Riding Lawnmower
Zack Wilson Slept with his Moms BFF
LA Baseball Vendor can't throw Peanuts anymore
What happens when the DIA Trains Break down?
The Rainbow Family are causing lots of Problems.
Ukrainian Special Forces will shoot you in the Balls
One Woman won almost all the Awards at a County fair
Lawyer Loses License for Driving Naked Too Much
The Largest Python in Florida Was Found
Colorado Man Steals Patrol Car; Goes to dispatched call
Head Stone hides secret message
Woman shows up at Funeral to Spit on the Guest of Honor
Fort Collins Landscaper gets caught stealing Panties
Elephant Who Killed Woman, shows up to her Funeral for More
Workers fell into a Vat of Chocolate at an MnMs factory
Chinese women fighting over a Parking Space for Bentleys
Man Charged with GTA - Grand Theft Avacados
Porch Pirate Returns all the Loot and Apologizes.
Man blocks McDonalds Drive Thru for 2 hours over Messed up Order
Amish guy gets DUI in a Buggy
Woman throws snake at officer who pulled her over
We are all Using Post It Notes wrong
Zoom Wedding leads to Zoom Divorce... Couple never met in person.
Researchers have invented an Edible Tape to seal Burritos.
Manager peed in the Arby's Milkshake Mix
Man lands plane after pilot passes out.
Aurora Man is suing for getting shot in the Testicle.
Man Scams Indian Call Centers
Toilet gets struck by lightning
Police find 100 Pounds of Cocaine in with Coffee beans
Man Gets Sued for Dropping his Car off to get an oil change
New College Grads are expecting to make over $100,000
Man Grows a Penis on His Arm
Man gets busted cheating because of Disney World Photo
How much is the Cash Me Outside girl worth?
Both Jockey and her Horse Test Positive for Meth
Woman falls head First into an Outhouse
Bride slips everyone at her wedding Marijuana
Man threatens employees with a magic wand
Womans rent goes up because she does OnlyFans
Man gets busted selling 63 Golf Carts
Police are looking for a guy whos hitting people with Pies
Man gets run over while stealing catalytic converters
Dude throws a Toilet off a Roof onto a Cop Car
Two Men are dead from Uncontrolled Deffication
Whataburger Calorie Count gets man busted for Pot
Man gets Celery when he was trying to buy weed
Missing leg from Accident found 42 miles away
Teenager has to apologize for lying about getting out of a DUI
Hope Solo got a Dui in a Walmart Parking Lot
Bertha is not invited to my Funeral
Stupid Stories - A womens only Sports bar
The Unipiper's Unicycle has been stolen!
Greely Man is Squatting outside his old House
Police need to return $30,000 of confiscated Marijuana
Man lives under a different name for 30 year, gets busted cause Covid.
Son and Dad get arrested for Meth Floating in their Coke.
Dick at your Door goes horribly wrong
Stupid Robber tries to Car Jack Police
Woman had a Shot Glass in her Bladder
Man Handcuffs himself to McDonalds in Russia: Hooliganism
Stupid Stories - March 14 - Guys stealing gas with Trap Door Car.
Man Eats $13,000 Cadburys Creme Egg
Woman gets busted huffing Right Guard
Taiwan's Power all runs through one Switch. Some guy flipped it.
Man's Wife Harpoons his Penis
Man Sprays Fire Extinguisher on Traffic in Eisenhower
March 1 - Tazed, but not Fazed at the airport gate.
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