Your New Best Friends
by Tabby and Mike
Looking for sarcastic, witty banter to pass the day by? Call in or write us an email on the interactive Your New Best Friends Podcast. All submissions are anonymous from listeners just like you. Join us for weekly episodes. Fill that void in your life and find your tribe.
Episodes
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She probably has salty knees
**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The pair is back...
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I'm sitting in my house with my fingers in my mouth
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Marty K & The Equality B!tches
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You're getting juice everywhere
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I'm not putting him in my mouth unless it gets physical
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What's your scent? Despair and avocados?
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Eat Out Rock 'VS' The Nomad Humper
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Who thinks you could possibly be too fat for gravity?
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I think we all have a little Jack Sparrow in us
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Bonus Material: You smell like vinegar, do you Uber for Blimpies?
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This is the Bluetooth of dildos
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The Newlywed Game: On the same page, not the same paragraph
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Lil Game Plan: “Blowin out backs & countin up stacks”
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The Pyramid Game: Dogs that sound like German foods
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Life is good, you just need your underwear clean
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Watching my donk swing in my sweatpants
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The movers took a bag of socks and the vibrator
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A black bouquet after a break up
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Your hair is lice Barbados
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Someone call Britney Spears cause that’s toxic
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Groaning down there like a ghoul
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You have a permit for that wagon you’re draggin?
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This burner phone is blowing up and I can’t have it
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I want the alphabet mafia on my side
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Your rotund body took out the light fixtures
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You better lawyer up, that cop touched my cooter
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BONUS EPISODE!: Your New Best Friends meets Convosaries!
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Care-free, fun-loving, I don't hit you, good vibes. Looking for real deal
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I would’ve killed for a mouth full of pubic hair in high school
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Nothing holds sh!t like suede
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His d!ck was the CEO of his underpants
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I need you to Uber Eats that ass over here
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I once got a nosebleed after a big gal sat on my face too hard
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Cervix, be damned
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You blew their back out in the worst way
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The hypnotic jiggles of your body
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Your grandma’s ring is on my finger, we gotta get it off
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Medically speaking, I gotta bust these nuts
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When booty calls, you pick it up
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You’re a little bitter Betty
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Those sense don’t make dollars
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You’ve got spunk on your shirt, it’s meatloaf Tuesday
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I got pizza on good faith
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A gross of tampons, a box of Twinkies and a water gun
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Just wanted to lay your body in some soup
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Class is: Always having a drink in your hand but never being drunk
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Cut off jean shorts, Crocs and a Thundercats shirt
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What you’re doing to that banjo is a hate crime
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The 10 Petty Commandments
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He gets trickle down wimp
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About this show
Looking for sarcastic, witty banter to pass the day by? Call in or write us an email on the interactive Your New Best Friends Podcast. All submissions are anonymous from listeners just like you. Join us for weekly episodes. Fill that void in your life and find your tribe.
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Tabby and Mike
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