All Episodes

S6E32 – Dasha: The magic of flying cockroaches

S6E31 – Jennifer’s journey to motherhood

S6E29 – Christmas: Don’t ask for nothing, you knew Christmas was coming

S6E28 – Jason and Zane’s journey to fatherhood

S6E27 – From Broken Mics to Broken Bones: Wrapping Up Our Messy Season

S6E26 – Is This a Phase or Are We Doomed?

S6E25 – Adult Time: Whiskey Wisdom & the Fine Art of Ignoring Kids

S6E24 – Vonda: From Boot Camp to Broccoli, A Guide to Surviving Life (and Kids)

S6E23 – Tween Tantrums & Tiny Terrors: A Parenting Pumpkin Patch Special

S6E22 – Toddlers: The Miniature Meltdown Masters

S6E21 – Chris: Anxiety, Adolescence, and Dad’s DIY Wisdom

S620 – Surviving Teenagers, Strep Throat, and Emotional Rollercoasters

S6E19 – The Bedtime Battle: Cabernet vs. Kids

S6E18 – Parenting, Pipefitting, and Wild Turkey: The Aubrey Edition

S6E17 – My Kid Googled WHAT?! — And Other Parenting Horror Stories

S6E16 – Road Trips With Kids: A Comedy of “Are We There Yet?”

S6 E15 – Leslie – From Lesson Plans to Labor Pains: The Ultimate Mom Multitasker

S6E14 – Television: Raised by Reruns and Mom’s Death Stare

S6E13 – Toddlers, Toilets & Tough Talks: Another Day in the Parenting Trenches

S6E12 – Birth, Blazes & Bare Living: A Parenting Chat with Beth

S6E11 – Activities, Attitudes & Awkward Teen Talks: A Parenting Variety Pack

S6E10 – The Screen Time Olympics: Everyone’s Losing

S6E9 – Bar Exams, Baby Bottles & Band Practice: The Making of a Horror-Writing Dad

S6E8 – I Threw Away the Art and Survived: Parenting Truths from the Internet

S6E7 – Guilt: It’s not a family vacation; it’s a guilt trip

S6E6 – Ron Platt: A little tequila makes parenting a whole lot easier

S6E5 – If you thought 3 kids was fun, wait till you have 5

S6E4 – Big Brothers Big Sisters: Parenthood lite

S6E3 – Fij: Ok, how many kids do you have now?

S6E2 – Thanks for bringing me, but I can play with my new friend

S6E1 – Tweens: The little hell before the teen years

S6E0 – False starts and broken promises Vol. 3

S5E25 – Season 5 Finale: Still can’t believe y’all are still listening to us

S5E24 – Tonya: How to raise 3 kids and a man child

S5E23 – But Mom!!! He offered me candy

S5E22 – Aunts & Uncles: I want to be the fun gay uncle again

S5E21 – Alyssa: Shaving your tongue for fun and profit

S5E20 – I mean, who doesn’t pee in plastic cups

S5E19 – Siblings: Who needs enemies when you have siblings

S5E18 – Maria: You say geriatric pregnancy one more time…

S5E17 – When MLK said he had a dream, I don’t think it was this

S5E16 – Camps: Because boarding school is too expensive

S5E15 – Irving: The Brady Bunch for the 21st Century

S5E14 – Why do children express their love through fecal matter?

S5E13 – Homework: A little slice of hell each night

S5E12 – Keke: Dreaming of Manhattan from Cullman Alabama

S5E11 – I’m sad that you don’t mispronounce my name

S5E10 – New Years: Midnight is so freaking late

S5E9 – Gwen: Y’all are why we can’t have nice things

S5E8 – Being sharped tongued is not a joke about lesbians

S5E7 – Christmas: Ba F***ing Humbug

S5E6 – Jessica: Ms. Cotton if ya nasty

S5E5 – How not to avoid flying bugs

S5E4 – Thanksgiving: Will someone else f**king cook this meal

S5E3 – Lisa: A Jersey girl just trying to do her best

S5E2 – You want to meet Bloody Mary?

S5E1 – Stress: If you’re not stressed are you even parenting?

S5E0 – False starts and broken promises Vol. 2

Season 4 Finale – Best season so far

Rebecca – Bonus moms are awesome

I got spanked as a kid and all I turned out okay-ish

Screen Time – Please stop googling boobs!

Judith – You called my son a WHAT?

Do you even know what autistic means?

School – We’re running out of new ideas here, please help!

Jeremiah – When you’re a Texas boy, the world is your toilet

You better take your d*mn medication, before I wring your neck

Isolation – How the heck do you make new parent friends?

Brian – I don’t care if your 19, you’re still my little baby boy

Just keep arguing with me, let’s see how well that works out for you.

Back to School – Get the h*ll out of my house and go to school

Tera – Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can move out.

Did you eat a dead animal before you got in this car?

Cruise – It’s okay to leave your child in a foreign country, right?

Jess – Why is the adoption process kind of icky?

Nailing a window shut isn’t a fire hazard is it?

Summer Plans – Why can’t the school year last 12 months?

Ruth – Back by popular demand

As a white man, can I say “black people food” without offending people?

Field Trips – The hell of wrangling tweens

Mollie – You want to major in what?

Truth from the mouth of babes

Cleanliness – Season 4 Intro and you are the reason we have ants in the house

Season 3 Finale – We will be back on May 15th, 2024

Alyse – Why do they let teenagers in the military to get married?

Resentment – Oh come on, you know you resent them a little too

Lies We Tell Our Kids – Yes sweetie, of course Santa is real

Tim – Our first celebrity

Missing School – I don’t care if you have TB, you’re going to school

Birthdays – This is why you ain’t getting S**T!

LeeAnn – Sweet Demon Child o’mine

Power Struggles – Because I said so is very much a legitimate response

Hormones – Is it too late to get them on puberty blockers if they’re 13?

Teasha – Ma’am I don’t who that child belongs to

Extra Curriculars – But I don’t want to drive you to soccer practice, I want to sit on the couch and drink wine

Friends – Why your kids and you need them, so you don’t go completely crazy

Comedian Melissa – Who doesn’t love to laugh at creepy men going to a strip club

Snow Days – Please let me let my kids go back to school

New Years – Who thought it would be fun to stay up till Midnight, with kids?

Ashton & Emily – Young parents doing a much better job than us old fogies

Christmas – Don’t ask for nothing, you knew Christmas was coming

Teachers – We don’t know how y’all do it, but thank you

Melissa – When 5 kids isn’t enough, adopt some more

Eating – And why can’t we have pizza 5 days in a row

Thanksgiving – Sometimes it’s not just the turkey that needs it’s neck wrung

Aaron – Learn how to parent from a professional

Attitude- I’m gonna slap the sh*t out of you if you call me bruh one more time

Halloween – Season 3 Introduction and going to the rich neighborhood to beg for candy

False Starts and Broken Promises

Season Finale – We will be back on October 30th, 2023

Dru – Woman, Mother, Grandmother, and all around bada$$

Cellphones – Satan himself couldn’t have made a more terrible machine

Memory – It’s called Mom brain, and who are you again

Lindsey – Parenting through the eyes of an adoptee

Alcohol – I don’t have a drinking problem I have kids

Extended Families – Why our parents were lucky enough to have cousins who could help babysit

Nancy – A Texas girl with California dreams

Marriage – And other reasons why you should remain childless

Anger – How to gently redirect your child’s murderous impluse

Catherine – Single mom’s are a special kind of tough

Hygiene – When do children finally learn to smell their own stank?

Chores – When letting them sit in their own filth doesn’t always work

EJ – The wonderland of NOT having kids

Stealing – They steal from you, you steal their hopes and dreams

Fighting – How to profit from your children fighting

Ruth – Learn of Jason’s villain origin story

Homework – At what point do you just pay for a tutor

Pouting – If you say something under your breath one more time….

Pete – Musing of parenthood of from a silver fox

Bullying – Does anyone know how to stop your kids from being the bully?

Puberty – Discussions of questionable hygiene

Kim and Jessica – Lesbian parenting shenanigans

Vacations – How to not murder your children while at Disney

Lying – Season 2 Introduction and how to teach a toddler how to cuss

Crystal – Look me in the eye when you’re pooping your pants

COVID – Where did 2020 go

Foster families – It takes a village

Dasha – The magic of flying cockroaches

Education – How the h*ll did anyone survive teaching their kids during the COVID lockdowns

David – Ms. Billie’s Husband is gonna kill me

Childcare – How a second mortgage can help you afford childcare

Gwen – Dealing with Daddy Issues

Discipline – The episode where you finally see why we’re bad parents

Sandra – How to tackle your teenage daughter when she starts mouthing off

Jason and Zane’s journey to fatherhood

Jennifer’s journey to motherhood