All episodes

Christmas – Don’t ask for nothing, you knew Christmas was coming

Teachers – We don’t know how y’all do it, but thank you

Melissa – When 5 kids isn’t enough, adopt some more

Eating – And why can’t we have pizza 5 days in a row

Thanksgiving – Sometimes it’s not just the turkey that needs it’s neck wrung

Aaron – Learn how to parent from a professional

Attitude- I’m gonna slap the sh*t out of you if you call me bruh one more time

Halloween – Season 3 Introduction and going to the rich neighborhood to beg for candy

False Starts and Broken Promises

Season Finale – We will be back on October 30th, 2023

Dru – Woman, Mother, Grandmother, and all around bada$$

Cellphones – Satan himself couldn’t have made a more terrible machine

Memory – It’s called Mom brain, and who are you again

Lindsey – Parenting through the eyes of an adoptee

Alcohol – I don’t have a drinking problem I have kids

Extended Families – Why our parents were lucky enough to have cousins who could help babysit

Nancy – A Texas girl with California dreams

Marriage – And other reasons why you should remain childless

Anger – How to gently redirect your child’s murderous impluse

Catherine – Single mom’s are a special kind of tough

Hygiene – When do children finally learn to smell their own stank?

Chores – When letting them sit in their own filth doesn’t always work

EJ – The wonderland of NOT having kids

Stealing – They steal from you, you steal their hopes and dreams

Fighting – How to profit from your children fighting

Ruth – Learn of Jason’s villain origin story

Homework – At what point do you just pay for a tutor

Pouting – If you say something under your breath one more time….

Pete – Musing of parenthood of from a silver fox

Bullying – Does anyone know how to stop your kids from being the bully?

Puberty – Discussions of questionable hygiene

Kim and Jessica – Lesbian parenting shenanigans

Vacations – How to not murder your children while at Disney

Lying – Season 2 Introduction and how to teach a toddler how to cuss

Crystal – Look me in the eye when you’re pooping your pants

COVID – Where did 2020 go

Foster families – It takes a village

Dasha – The magic of flying cockroaches

Education – How the h*ll did anyone survive teaching their kids during the COVID lockdowns

David – Ms. Billie’s Husband is gonna kill me

Childcare – How a second mortgage can help you afford childcare

Gwen – Dealing with Daddy Issues

Discipline – The episode where you finally see why we’re bad parents

Sandra – How to tackle your teenage daughter when she starts mouthing off

Jason and Zane’s journey to fatherhood

Jennifer’s journey to motherhood