All Episodes

ARRTI 131: The Head Hunting One...Get it?(S6:E21)

ARRTI 130: Hell Mouths and Hole Goers(S6:E:20)

ARRTI 129: Sluts Don't Go to Heaven(S6:E19)

ARRTI 128: Biblically Accurate Plagues(S6:E18)

ARRTI 127: Don't Have Big Feelings When Casting Spells(S6: E17)

ARRTI 126: Reg is Off Brand Jeff Dunham(S6:E16)

ARRTI 125: Punches Pop-lit Choc(S6: E15)

ARRTI 124: Moon Bones! (S6:E14)

ARRTI Update...Again

ARRTI 123: Overdue Books Do Not Cost Your Soul, More Like $7(S6:E13)

ARRTI 122: Is the Fog a Therapist?(S6:E12)

An ARRTI Update

ARRTI 121: Biblically Accurate Jughead(S6:E11)

ARRTI 120: Archie B. Tough's Punch Camp(S6:E10)

ARRTI 119: Kevin File for Custy so Baby Safe(S6:E9)

ARRTI 118: The Devil Thinks Ghandi Sounds Like A Liberal Cuck (S6:E8)

ARRTI 117: LFG(Lets F&#$ing G-OSHA)(S6:E7)

ARRTI 116: Chock-a-Block with Powers(S6:6)

ARRTI 115: No Notes? No Problem!(S6 E1-5 Recap?)

ARRTI 114: Warehouse Clearance Sale(S6:E5)

ARRTI 113: Are You The Space Weirdo?(S6:4)

ARRTI 112: Would You Drive 2 Hours to go to Chaz-E-Cheddars? I Would(S5:3)

ARRTI 111: These Ghosts are Drippin'(S6:E2)

ARRTI 110: We Came, We Flapped, We Jacked(S6:E1)

ARRTI 109: They Keep Not Lying!(S5 E11-19 Recap)

ARRTI 108: The Pee Paw Paradox(S5 FINALE)

ARRTI 107: The Loofa Conundrum(S5:E18)

ARRTI 106: H.M.I.C(Head Mothman In Charge) (S5:E17)

ARRTI 105: Bingo's Band of Brother's Brigade(S5:E16)

ARRTI 104: An Endless Shrimp Fried This Podcast(S5:E15)

ARRTI 103: Bruiser Studs Down Under (S5:E14)

ARRTI 102: Trains What Fuck(S5:E13)

ARRTI 101: There's No I in Team...(S5 Recap E1-E12)

ARRTI 100: Its All The Way ALF

ARRTI 99: Weekend at Reggies(S5:E12)

ARRTI 98:Archie's Bachelor Pad for Guys who are Cool and Fine and Good(S5:E11)

ARRTI 97:Hirame has a Big Ol' Palladium Boner(S5:E10)

ARRTI 96: BALL Cap(S5:E9)

ARRTI 95: Is it Trauma or Is it Aliens?? (S5:E8)

ARRTI 94: Syrup Baby Botulism(S5:E7)

ARRTI 93: Sexy Mothman Gave Me Cancer (S5:E6)

ARRTI 92: Candles and FunkStink(S5:E5)

ARRTI 91: Hoping and Praying for The League(S5:E4)

ARRTI 90: ABAB(All Bettys are Bastards) (S4: E11-22)

ARRTI 89: Does Nobody Know When WWII Ended?!(S4 FINALE)

ARRTI 88: The Scream Solution Strikes Again(S5:E2)

ARRTI 87:This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Punch of Us (S5:E1)

ARRTI 86: Chick and Chuck Soup for the Soul (S4: FINALE)

ARRTI 85: Animaniacs was More Lynchian Than This Shit (S4:E18)

ARRTI 84: Archie Can’t Keep Cat’s in Bags (S4:E17)

ARRTI 83: JUST BECAUSE THE ROOM IS LOCKED DOESN’T MAKE IT A LOCKED ROOM(S4:E16)

ARRTI 82: Pop Tate is a Time Lord(S4:15)

ARRTI 81: Nobody Knows How to Create an Alabi(S4:E14)

ARRTI 80: Jonathan is Legolas to Jughead’s Frodo (S4:E:13)

ARRTI 79: Duolingo For Canadian? (S4:E:12)

ARRTI 78: ThorneHill was NOT Built By Frank Lloyd Wright (S4:E11)

ARRTI 77: The League of Wronged Assistants (Katy Keene S:1-E:10-13)

ARRTI 76: Chekhov’s Thugs (Katy Keene S1:E:7-9)

ARRTI 75: Professional Partners and Crotch Companions(Katy Keene S1:E4-6)

ARRTI 74: Josie and the Peachy Keene’s!!(Katy Keene S1:E1-3)

ARRTI 73: We Still Aren’t Over The Rocket, God It’s So Bad (S4:E1-10)

ARRTI 72: Head Cheddar In Cheese(S4:10)

ARRTI 71: Classic Forest Pee-Paw(S4:E9)

ARRTI 70: Get Therapized BITCHES!(S4:E8)

ARRTI 69: NICE(S4:E7)

ARRTI 68: Pet Name Factory(S4:E6)

ARRTI 67: Clam Bakes Heal All Wounds(S4:E5)

ARRTI 66: Gay, Gay, Creepy, and Mean(S4:E4)

ARRTI 65: Marmaduke’s Lil’ Menty B (S4:E3)

ARRTI 64: Betty Has Baby Level Clearance(S4:E1-2)

ARRTI 63: Wow...They Weren’t Lying(S3: E12-22 Recap)

ARRTI 62: Sabrina The Teenage Monster Effer (Season 3 FINALE)

ARRTI 61: The Triumphant Return of Jugheads ”Big Ones” (S3:E21)

ARRTI 60: Hook Hand Man and Gargoyle King(Totally Fucking)(S3:E20)

ARRTI 59: Gladys Jones, A Mom By Day, A Turtle By Night(S3:E19)

ARRTI 58: E Pluribus FacePunch(S3:E18)

ARRTI 57: I Went to Punch Camp and All I Got Was This Stupid Punch (S3:E17)

ARRTI 56: The Fast and The Morbius (S3:E16)

ARRTI 55: Enter The Kraken...That’s How You Say It, Right? (S3:E15)

ARRTI 54: The Serpents Are Junior Sheriffs and We All Hate It (S3:E14)

ARRTI 53: Pump the Punch Breaks, Arch (S3:E13)

ARRTI 52: Papa Moose and the Mouseketeers (S3:E12)

ARRTI 51: BIG PUNCH! With Special Guest Mikey Neumann (S3: E1-11 Recap)

ARRTI 50: The Josie and The Pussycats 50th Episode Special!

ARRTI 49: No One is Innocent in CrimeTown (S3:E11)

ARTI 48: Archie is Dumb, and Has Been Since the Third Grade (S3:E10)

ARRTI 47: Tyler Has Been Here The Whole Time! (S3:E9)

ARRTI 46: Lug Nut, Tailpipe, and A Junkyard Luau (S3:E8)

ARRTI 45: The Cask of A-Muggs-tillado (S3:E7)

ARRTI 44: HiramSux42069 (S3:E6)

ARRTI 43: A (Quite Literal) Betting Pool (S3:E5)

ARRTI 42: John Hughes Fever Dream (S3:E4)

ARRTI 41: Baby Teeth and Two Cartoon Rabbits (S3:E3)

ARRTI 40: The Inglorious Life of Benjamin Button (S3:E2)

ARRTI 39: Dungeons and Doiley‘s (S3:E1)

ARRTI 38: All Nuns Wear Heelys (Season 2 Recap)

ARRTI 37: Jughead is President Snakes(Season 2: FINALE)

ARRTI 36: Molotov Poptails(S2:E21)

ARRTI 35: Habeas Fangus (S2:E20)

ARRTI 34: A Million Dollars In Sacajawea Coins (S2:E19)

ARRTI 33: Mystery Mguggs (S2:E18)

ARRTI 32: Full Time Smithers, Part Time Maître d’ (S2:E17)

ARRTI 31: Chic Doesn’t Belong On This Show...(S2:E16)

ARRTI 30: Smithers Deez Nuts!(S2:E15)

ARRTI 29: Hot Tub Slime Machine (S2:E14)

ARRTI 28: Jughead and his Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Dick(S2:E13)

ARRTI 27: Hello Fresh From The Twilight Zone(S2:E12)

ARRTI 26: New Reg Fever(S:2 E:1-11Recap)

ARRTI 25: Josie and the Pull-Out Cats (S2:E11)

ARRTI 24: Machinations N’ Cheese (S2:E10)

ARRTI 23: That’s Sensei Rose To You! (S2:E9)

ARRTI 22: Good Ol’ F.P. (Fat Palm) Jones (S2:E8)

ARRTI 21: The Warehouse of Misfit Loose Ends (S2:E7)

ARRTI 20: The One Drag Race TO Rule Them All (S2:E6)

ARRTI 19: Bus Stop Betty (Bam-Ba-Lam) (S2:E5)

ARRTI 18: Look Who Brought A Gun To A Knife Fight! (S2:E4)

ARRTI 17: Too Many Nipples (S2:E3)

ARRTI 16: SOUPerNatural (S2:E2)

ARRTI 15: Fred’s Haunted Brain (S2:E1)

ARRTI 14: Hot Goss In The Woods

ARRTI 13: A Real...Cliff-hanger(S1: E13)

ARRTI 12: Jupiter Ascending Has Nothing To Do With This (S1:E12)

ARRTI 11: All Roads Lead To Pop's (S1:E11)

ARRTI 10: Jughead No Like A Party (S1:E10)

ARRTI 9: The Ballad of Ethel Muggs (S1:E9)

ARRTI 8: How Is Babby Showered? (S1:E8)

ARRTI 7: F.P. Jones, The Man of Many Names (S1:E7)

ARRTI 6: Hot Rectangle Dads and Mouth Pals(W/ Matt's friend Jim)(S1:E6)

ARRTI 5: Betty's Hot Mug O 'Chup(S1:E5)

ARRTI 4: It's Jerry Hour! (S1:E4)

ARRTI 3: Archie Is The Kid from Strega Nona (S1:E3)

ARRTI 2: Cheryl, The Spider Queen (S1:E2)

ARRTI 1: Fingerless Smithers (S1:E1)