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2026 AFL Grand Final Recap: “When Am I Gonna Get Grandchildren?”

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2026 AFL Preliminary Finals Recap: “Would’ve Been the Bahama Quadrangle”

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2026 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: “Identity Theft Is Not a Joke”

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2026 AFL Finals Week 2 Recap: “I Didn’t Say Good Luck”

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2026 AFL Wild Card Recap: “Checks Smudged Handwriting on Left Hand”

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2026 AFL “So You Didn’t Crack the 10,” Part 2: “Bleed Someone Else’s Blood”

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2026 AFL “So You Didn’t Crack the 10,” Part 1: “Best Cost Performance”

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2026 AFL Round 24 Recap: “They Don’t Call Him Taylor Chairer”

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2026 AFL Round 23 Recap: “He Looks Like Beavis”

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2026 AFL Round 22 Recap: “Interesting Wet Fart”

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2026 AFL Round 21 Recap: “Local Medical Facility”

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2026 AFL Round 20 Recap: “We Battled! We Battled!”

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2026 AFL Round 19 Recap: “Bad Bread All Around”

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2026 AFL Round 18 Recap: “Time to Get Demonetized”

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2026 AFL Round 17 Recap: “Never Can Say Goodbye”

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2026 AFL Round 16 Progress Reports: “World’s Smallest Violin”

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2026 AFL Round 16 Recap: “…Takes Strike One!”

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2026 AFL Round 15 Progress Reports: “To Be Contondered”

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2026 AFL Round 15 Recap: “Source: I Totally Made It Up”

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2026 AFL Round 14 Progress Reports: "D'Ambrosio… Fantasia… Tshabalala"

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2026 AFL Round 14 Recap: "Hi Again, Murph!"

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2026 AFL Round 13 Progress Reports + SDNR Jumper Rankings: “Hi John”

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2026 AFL Round 13 Recap: “You Are Getting Very Sleepy”

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2026 AFL Round 12 Progress Reports: “…Do All Three?”

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2026 AFL Round 12 Recap: "The Ducks"

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2026 AFL Round 11 Recap: Thank You, Neale

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2026 AFL Round 10 Recap: “Cracking” Redux

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2026 AFL Round 9 Recap: "Tried to Get Froggy"

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2026 AFL Round 8 Recap: "Aura May Be the Incorrect Word"

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2026 AFL Round 7 Recap: "The Whole 2π Radians"

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2026 AFL Round 6 Recap, Part 2: "Four Could Be a Fanny Pack"

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2026 AFL Round 6 Recap, Part 1: "Don't Litigate and Drive"

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2026 AFL Round 5 Recap: "When Should We Start to Worry?"

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2026 AFL Round 4 Recap: "Just Give Them a Propeller Hat"

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2026 AFL Round 3 Recap: "Nothing to Do with Shooting an Alligator"

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2026 AFL Round 2 Recap: "Say All of Them in One Breath"

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2026 AFL Round 1 Recap: "Jungle Bird!"

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2026 AFL Opening Round Recap: "Any Animal Tooth Will Do"

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2025 AFL Grand Final Recap: "Embarrassment of Riches"

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2025 AFL Preliminary Finals Recap: "Not This Year, M*****f*****s"

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2025 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: "We Got […] Before GTA VI"

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2025 AFL Finals Week 1 Recap: "Don't Say the [CENSORED] Word"

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2025 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 2: "Mysterious…"

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2025 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 1: "A Bit of a Compromise"

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2025 AFL Round 24 (mostly) Recap: "Forgot to Say Clear"

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2025 AFL Round 23 Recap: "Lost on These Fools"

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2025 AFL Round 22 Recap: "Teacher? …Teacher?"

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2025 AFL Round 21 Recap: "To Gryan, From Gryan"

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2025 AFL Round 20 Recap: "Despite All the Rain…"

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2025 Round 19 AFL Recap: “No Zihuatanejo”

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2025 AFL Round 18 Recap: "Rioli Formuoli"

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2025 AFL Round 17 Recap: “Maroon Monsoon”

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2025 AFL Round 16 Progress Reports: “Unit Lost”

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2025 AFL Round 16 Recap: “This Is Not An Endorsement of Graffiti”

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2025 AFL Round 15 Progress Reports: "The Avatar State"

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2025 AFL Round 15 Recap: "The Power of a Siren"

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2025 AFL Round 14 Progress Reports: "Oh Non-Captain Captain…

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2025 AFL Round 14 Recap: "The New Forward Order"

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2025 AFL Round 13 Progress Reports + SDNR Jumper Rankings: "Win Your Clunkers"

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2025 AFL Round 13 Recap: "Bad Side of Tikka Masala"

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2025 AFL Round 12 Recap: "The Rabblest Bunch of Rabbles…"

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2025 Round 12 Progress Reports: "Uhh… I Can Explain"

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2025 AFL Round 11 Recap: "Shirtless Pete Carroll"

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2025 AFL Round 10 Recap: "Hi, Didgeridoo Player!"

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2025 AFL Round 9 Recap: "You Can't Quit, You're Fired!"

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2025 AFL Round 8 Recap: "Pink and Aquamarine"

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2025 AFL Round 7 Recap: "Blessed Be He"

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2025 AFL Round 6 Recap: "Turns Into a Werewolf"

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2025 Round 5 Recap: "Generations' Worth of Capsaicin"

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2025 AFL Round 4 Recap: "A Whole Potato on His Shoulder"

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2025 AFL Round 3 Recap: "Linguine Arms"

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2025 AFL Round 2 Recap: "If Wario Was in Shape"

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2025 AFL Round 1 Recap: "Two Goals and One Flash"

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2025 AFL Round 1 Preview: "LeBroin James?"

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2025 AFL Opening Round Recap: "The Specter of Gil"

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2025 AFL Opening Round Preview: "I Was Hoping for Smashing Watermelons"

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2025 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 3: "Thunth"

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2025 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 2: "Lachlan Kangaroo"

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2025 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 1: "Footy Tuah"

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No Offseason: "A Prediction That Could Not Have Gone Worse"

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What Is Footy? (feat. Derek Daniels) 2/2: "Certified Esava Moment"

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What Is Footy? (feat. Derek Daniels) 1/2: "The Nepo Baby Sport"

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2025 Premiere: "Not Interested in Castrating Some Bulls?" AFL and More

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2024 AFL No Offseason: "The Religion of Good Footy"

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2025 AFL Fixture Focus: "Throwing Hands"

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2024 AFL No Offseason: "His Name is REEF"

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2024 AFL Trade Period Recap: "Where's My LCOEMWE?"

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2024 AFL Grand Final Recap: "OTHER COACHES HATE HIM"

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2024 AFL Grand Final Preview: "Bogan Wines"

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AFL: America's Brownlow Night 2024

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2024 AFL Preliminary Finals Recap: "The Poort Cloud"

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2024 AFL Preliminary Finals Preview: "Job's Not Finished"

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2024 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: "A Succulent Sausage Meal?"

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2024 AFL Semi-Finals Preview: "An Old Tomato"

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2024 AFL Finals Week 1 Recap: "They're Just Kinda Twerps"

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2024 AFL Finals Week 1 Preview: "Decapitated Snake"

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2024 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 2: "He Look Like Baby"

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2024 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 1: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"

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2024 AFL Round 24 Recap: "1, 2, 3, Cancún"!

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2024 AFL Round 24 Preview: "Defraud the State of Mississippi"

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