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Americans Watching The Footy — 273 episodes
2026 AFL Round 8 Recap: "Aura May Be the Incorrect Word"
2026 AFL Round 7 Recap: "The Whole 2π Radians"
2026 AFL Round 6 Recap, Part 2: "Four Could Be a Fanny Pack"
2026 AFL Round 6 Recap, Part 1: "Don't Litigate and Drive"
2026 AFL Round 5 Recap: "When Should We Start to Worry?"
2026 AFL Round 4 Recap: "Just Give Them a Propeller Hat"
2026 AFL Round 3 Recap: "Nothing to Do with Shooting an Alligator"
2026 AFL Round 2 Recap: "Say All of Them in One Breath"
2026 AFL Round 1 Recap: "Jungle Bird!"
2026 AFL Opening Round Recap: "Any Animal Tooth Will Do"
2025 AFL Grand Final Recap: "Embarrassment of Riches"
2025 AFL Preliminary Finals Recap: "Not This Year, M*****f*****s"
2025 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: "We Got […] Before GTA VI"
2025 AFL Finals Week 1 Recap: "Don't Say the [CENSORED] Word"
2025 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 2: "Mysterious…"
2025 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 1: "A Bit of a Compromise"
2025 AFL Round 24 (mostly) Recap: "Forgot to Say Clear"
2025 AFLRound 23 Recap: "Lost on These Fools"
2025 AFL Round 22 Recap: "Teacher? …Teacher?"
2025 AFL Round 21 Recap: "To Gryan, From Gryan"
2025 AFL Round 20 Recap: "Despite All the Rain…"
2025 Round 19 AFL Recap: “No Zihuatanejo”
2025 AFL Round 18 Recap: "Rioli Formuoli"
2025 AFL Round 17 Recap: “Maroon Monsoon”
2025 AFL Round 16 Progress Reports: “Unit Lost”
2025 AFL Round 16 Recap: “This Is Not An Endorsement of Graffiti”
2025 AFL Round 15 Progress Reports: "The Avatar State"
2025 AFL Round 15 Recap: "The Power of a Siren"
2025 AFL Round 14 Progress Reports: "Oh Non-Captain Captain…
2025 AFL Round 14 Recap: "The New Forward Order"
2025 AFL Round 13 Progress Reports + SDNR Jumper Rankings: "Win Your Clunkers"
2025 AFL Round 13 Recap: "Bad Side of Tikka Masala"
2025 AFL Round 12 Recap: "The Rabblest Bunch of Rabbles…"
2025 Round 12 Progress Reports: "Uhh… I Can Explain"
2025 AFL Round 11 Recap: "Shirtless Pete Carroll"
2025 AFL Round 10 Recap: "Hi, Didgeridoo Player!"
2025 AFL Round 9 Recap: "You Can't Quit, You're Fired!"
2025 AFL Round 8 Recap: "Pink and Aquamarine"
2025 AFL Round 7 Recap: "Blessed Be He"
2025 AFL Round 6 Recap: "Turns Into a Werewolf"
2025 Round 5 Recap: "Generations' Worth of Capsaicin"
2025 AFL Round 4 Recap: "A Whole Potato on His Shoulder"
2025 AFL Round 3 Recap: "Linguine Arms"
2025 AFL Round 2 Recap: "If Wario Was in Shape"
2025 AFL Round 1 Recap: "Two Goals and One Flash"
2025 AFL Round 1 Preview: "LeBroin James?"
2025 AFL Opening Round Recap: "The Specter of Gil"
2025 AFL Opening Round Preview: "I Was Hoping for Smashing Watermelons"
2025 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 3: "Thunth"
2025 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 2: "Lachlan Kangaroo"
2025 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 1: "Footy Tuah"
No Offseason: "A Prediction That Could Not Have Gone Worse"
What Is Footy? (feat. Derek Daniels) 2/2: "Certified Esava Moment"
What Is Footy? (feat. Derek Daniels) 1/2: "The Nepo Baby Sport"
2025 Premiere: "Not Interested in Castrating Some Bulls?" AFL and More
2024 AFL No Offseason: "The Religion of Good Footy"
2025 AFL Fixture Focus: "Throwing Hands"
2024 AFL No Offseason: "His Name is REEF"
2024 AFL Trade Period Recap: "Where's My LCOEMWE?"
2024 AFL Grand Final Recap: "OTHER COACHES HATE HIM"
2024 AFL Grand Final Preview: "Bogan Wines"
AFL: America's Brownlow Night 2024
2024 AFL Preliminary Finals Recap: "The Poort Cloud"
2024 AFL Preliminary Finals Preview: "Job's Not Finished"
2024 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: "A Succulent Sausage Meal?"
2024 AFL Semi-Finals Preview: "An Old Tomato"
2024 AFL Finals Week 1 Recap: "They're Just Kinda Twerps"
2024 AFL Finals Week 1 Preview: "Decapitated Snake"
2024 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 2: "He Look Like Baby"
2024 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 1: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
2024 AFL Round 24 Recap: "1, 2, 3, Cancún"!
2024 AFL Round 24 Preview: "Defraud the State of Mississippi"
2024 AFL Round 23 Recap: "Propsect"
2024 AFL Round 23 Preview: "Pining for the Fjords"
2024 AFL Round 22 Recap: "Not Popular in Madhya Pradesh"
2024 AFL Round 22 Preview: "Letting the Mayo Sit Out in the Sun"
2024 Round 21 Recap: "Honey, My Pookie Bear"
2024 AFL Round 21 Preview: "He Injured His Soreness"
2024 AFL Round 20 Recap: "By"
2024 AFL Round 20 Preview: "Not Suggesting Coconuts Migrate"
2024 AFL Round 19 Recap: "Stupidity Round"
2024 AFL Round 19 Preview: "Smokin' That Chrisso Pack"
2024 AFL Round 18 Recap: "Start Playing Sarcastball"
2024 AFL Round 18 Preview: "Pack Their Bags and Go Nowhere"
2024 AFL Round 17 Recap: "START WALKING DUMBASS"
2024 AFL Round 17 Preview: "I Will Walk from SD to LA"
2024 AFL Round 16 Recap: "Quick, Low, Spearing Balls"
2024 AFL Round 16 Preview: "A Good Time to Be Wall-Eyed"
2024 AFL Round 15 Recap: "I Feel Like Joan Rivers"
2024 AFL Round 15 Progress Reports: "Factories of Sadness"
2024 AFL Round 15 Preview: "The Barenaked Ladies Treatment"
2024 AFL Round 14 Recap: "Worst. Sub. Ever."
2024 AFL Round 14 Progress Reports: "I Probably Shouldn't Say…"
2024 AFL Round 14 Preview: "Relocate to Humpty Doo"
2024 AFL Round 13 Recap: "We Tap the Sign Again"
2024 AFL Round 13 Progress Reports + SDNR Jumper Rankings: "I Think of Alveoli"
2024 AFL Round 13 Preview: "Vienna Sausages"
2024 AFL Round 12 Recap: "The One Most Like Himself"
2024 AFL Round 12 Progress Reports: "How's the Season, Ollie?"
2024 AFL Round 12 Preview: "All Types of [CENSORED] Words"
2024 AFL Round 11 Recap: "Steamed Grundys"
2024 AFL Round 11 Preview: "The Western Tramp Stamps"
2024 AFL Round 10 Recap: "Whoa! Where Did That Come From? Whoa!"
2024 AFL Round 10 Preview: "Hi-Ho!"
2024 AFL Round 9 Recap: "The Cairns Sickos?"
2024 AFL Round 9 Preview: "…in the Mashed Potatoes"
2024 AFL Round 8 Recap: "Glass Case of Emotion"
2024 AFL Round 8 Preview: "Rocky Curnow?"
2024 AFL Round 7 Recap: "Guys Bein' Dudes"
2024 AFL Round 7 Preview: "Paper Bones and Glass Skin"
2024 AFL Round 6 Recap: "Wave the Hungry Jack's Flag"
2024 AFL Round 6 Preview: "Ready to Do?"
2024 AFL Round 5 Recap: "Great Call from the Haters"
2024 AFL Round 5 Preview: "County BBQ Sauce?"
2024 AFL Round 4 Recap: "22 Aliens"
2024 AFL Round 4 Preview: "Buy Stock Now II"
2024 AFL Round 3 Recap: "That Meme Can Drive"
2024 AFL Round 3 Preview: "David Mundy Thursday?"
2024 AFL Round 2 Recap: "Had Sex Nine Months Ago"
2024 AFL Round 2 Preview: "By Far the Best Thing About Communism…"
2024 AFL Round 1 Recap: "Introducing the Polished Turd"
2024 AFL Round 1 Preview: "Oceanfront Property in Alice Springs"
2024 AFL Opening Round Recap: "For the Funny"
2024 AFL Opening Round Preview: "My Podcast Has Cancer"
2024 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 3: Left in the Dark?
2024 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 2: "The Shower Head"
2024 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 1: "Krusty Seal of Approval"
2023 AFL Best by Number, Part 3: "Yeah, We're Woke Now"
2023 AFL Best by Number, Part 2: "Ring the Bell"
2023 AFL Best by Number, Part 1: "The Human Cen-Tag-Pede"
2024 AFL Fixture Focus: The Return of the Sound Bite
2023 AFL Trade Period Recap: "LCOEMWE"
2023 AFL Grand Final Recap: "America House Played Its Part!"
2023 AFL Grand Final Preview: "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes"
2023 AFL Preliminary Finals Recap: "Spinning Our Dreidels and Eating Our Matzah"
2023 AFL Preliminary Finals Preview: "138th Episode Spectacular"
2023 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: "Total Cris Collinsworth Move"
2023 AFL Semi-Finals Preview: "His Brain Is An Eggplant Now"
2023 AFL Finals Week 1 Recap: "They Are Not Crackpots"
2023 AFL Finals Week 1 Preview: "Maggots to Move Around"
2023 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 2: "That’s It, Back to Winnipeg!"
2023 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 1: "They Basically Just Told Me to Stand There"
2023 AFL Round 24 Recap: "Hypotheticaled Themselves In Their Clavicle"
2023 AFL Round 24 Preview: "Cool Teams Everywhere"
2023 AFL Round 23 Recap: "Quite the Golden Shower"
2023 AFL Round 23 Preview: "Benjamin Button"
2023 AFL Round 22 Recap: "I Would Give a Lot of Internal Organs"
2023 AFL Round 22 Preview: "Can We Get More Clichés in There?"
2023 AFL Round 21 Recap: "This Episode Has a Lot of Internet Things"
2023 AFL Round 21 Preview: "Stop Hitting Yourself!"
2023 AFL Round 20 Recap: "All the Doctors Get Replaced with Llamas"
2023 AFL Round 20 Preview: "A Snail That Can Kill You"
2023 AFL Round 19 Recap: "The Media Doesn't Want You to Know This"
2023 AFL Round 19 Preview: "Dayenu!"
2023 AFL Round 18 Recap: "It Spreads"
2023 AFL Round 18 Preview: "Vulgar ASMR"
2023 AFL Round 17 Recap: "He's In a Better Place Now"
2023 AFL Round 17 Preview: "A Lot of Sore Groins"
2023 AFL Round 16 Recap: "Two Nickels"
2023 AFL Round 16 Preview: "A Team of Pylons"
2023 AFL Round 15 Recap: "Unhinged"
2023 AFL Round 15 Progress Reports: "We're Better Than MAD CATZ"
2023 AFL Round 15 Preview: "No Wonder He Went to Colorado!"
2023 AFL Round 14 Recap: "Just Another Psyop"
2023 AFL Round 14 Progress Reports: "Tapas and Gazpacho"
2023 AFL Round 14 Preview: "Bring the Trombone"
2023 AFL Round 13 Recap: "I Wonder What Body Part They Pixelated"
2023 AFL Round 13 Preview: "Olive Garden Saturday"
2023 AFL Round 13 Progress Reports + SDNR Jumper Rankings: "Put a Bird On It"
2023 AFL Round 12 Recap: "Good Loss"
2023 AFL Round 12 Preview: "This Episode Is Banned In China Already"
2023 AFL Round 12 Progress Reports: "Nine Misfortunes? I'd Like To See That"
2023 AFL Round 11 Recap: "Text Some Mad Fly Hunnies"
2023 AFL Round 11 Preview: "Just Send Him to Ibiza With Dimma"
2023 AFL Round 10 Recap: "The Number 76"
2023 AFL Round 10 Preview: "Meesa Scaroused!”
2023 AFL Round 9 Recap: "Like a West African Election Result"
2023 AFL Round 9 Bonus: List-ory in the Making
2023 AFL Round 9 Preview: "Bring Your Abacus to the Footy"
2023 AFL Round 8 Recap: "z"l"
2023 AFL Round 8 Preview: "Sell Me This Sherrin"
2023 AFL Round 7 Recap: "Anybody Could Be That Guy"
2023 AFL Round 7 Preview: "Potential Woof?"
2023 AFL Round 6 Recap: "Fly MrBeast to Australia"
2023 AFL Round 6 Preview: "Having the Time of His Life!"
2023 AFL Round 5 Recap: “This Isn’t Magic: The Gathering — This Is Footy”
2023 AFL Round 5 Preview: "Would That Make Him the Throat Goat?"
2023 AFL Round 4 Recap: "You Don't Need to Eat Leavened Bread…"
2023 AFL Round 4 Preview: "I Do Like the Inanimate Carbon Rod's Chances"
2023 AFL Round 3 Recap: "His Eyebrows Raise Themselves"
2023 AFL Round 3 Preview: "Ze Pitter-Patter of Tiny Feet"
2023 AFL Round 2 Recap: "He Still Has Plenty of Time..."
2023 AFL Round 2 Preview: "I've Always Been a Big Cubit Guy"
2023 AFL Round 1 Recap: "I'm a Sign, Not a Cop"
2023 AFL Round 1 Preview: "Interrobang" "Giggity"
2023 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 3: "Trying to Rip Out His Pancreas or Something"
2023 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 2: "We Was Top of the Ladder!"
2023 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 1: "You Thought Luol Deng Wouldn't Appear In This Episode"
2023 AFL Pre-Season News Update: "Baby-Making Footy"
2023 AFL Wish Lists, Part 2: "So Basically, He's Your Mom"
2023 Premiere + AFL Wish Lists, Part 1: "I'm Not Here to [CENSORED] Spiders"
AFL Song Scrutiny: "They Found Out That I Keep All the Ducks in My House"
2023 AFL Fixture Focus: "The Baby Looked At Me"
2022 AFL Post-Draft Check-In: "Buy Stock Now"
2022 AFL Trade Period Recap: "Are You Using the Mona Lisa as a Placemat Here?"
2022 AFL Trade Period Check-In: "We Didn't Bounce the Sherrin"
2022 AFL Grand Final Recap: "I'm Pretty Sure I Was Cleaning Poop"
2022 AFL Grand Final Preview: "Final Boss Matchup"
2022 AFL Preliminary Finals and Brownlow Night Recap: "Take Their Whole Team's Wallets"
2022 AFL Preliminary Finals Preview: "Who Needs Base-10 When You're Based?"
2022 AFL Semi-Finals Recap: "Where Nobody Sucks... Except for Flanders"
2022 AFL Semi-Finals Preview: "Hopefully He's Not Crowning"
2022 AFL Finals Week 1 Recap: "I'd Clap for Zac Bailey at 7 PM Every Night"
2022 AFL Finals Week 1 Preview: "Cracks Knuckles" *proceeds to crack knuckles*
2022 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 2: "I Said, 'We Scrong, Den"
2022 AFL "So You Didn't Crack the 8," Part 1: "As Dan Hannebery Said, 'Duck'"
2022 AFL Round 23 Recap: "I'm Not a Biologist"
2022 AFL Round 23 Preview: "Technically, Harold Holt Could Suddenly Return..."
2022 AFL Round 22 Recap: "Tikka Masala"
2022 AFL Round 22 Bonus: "News, Everyone!"
2022 AFL Round 22 Preview: "I Don't Trust Like That"
2022 AFL Round 21 Recap: "The Vibes Were Excellent"
2022 AFL Round 21 Preview: "Maybe We Should've Named Him Lachie"
2022 AFL Round 20 Recap: "We'd Love to Corner the Market in Azerbaijan"
2022 AFL Round 20 Preview: "What, You Don't Like My Bags?"
2022 AFL Round 19 Recap: "Hopefully You Have a Sexy Sister"
2022 AFL Round 19 Preview: "Oh, Brother, This Guy STINKS!"
2022 AFL Round 18 Recap: "Like Popeye When He Eats His Spinach"
2022 AFL Round 18 Preview: "I Really Hope He Hates His Dad"
2022 AFL Round 17 Recap: "Happy Singing in Uganda"
2022 AFL Round 17 Preview: "Ooh, We Could REALLY Clickbait That!"
2022 AFL Round 16 Recap: "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
2022 AFL Round 16 Preview: "How Could You Not Be in the Mood for Billy Joel?"
2022 AFL Round 15 Recap: "I was Saying 'Steeeew-art'"
2022 AFL Round 15 Bonus: List-franc Fracture
2022 AFL Round 15 Preview: "I Believe He's Using the Virtual Boy"
2022 AFL Round 14 Recap: "And There Was Much Rejoicing"
2022 AFL Round 14 Preview: "Length Is Important"
2022 AFL Round 14 Bye Progress Reports: "Akin to the Wicked Witch of the West"
2022 AFL Round 13 Recap: "So Jack Graham Was an Octopus?"
2022 AFL Round 13 Preview: "I Don't Want to Have to Bike All the Way to Chicago"
2022 AFL Round 13 Bye Progress Reports: "I Told You He Would Give Bailey Smith His Wallet Back!"
2022 AFL Round 12 Recap: "This Is the Part Where I'm Going to Sing"
2022 AFL Round 12 Preview: "Guys with Dreads"
2022 AFL Round 12 Bye Progress Reports: "I Was Hoping for AutoZone Coupons"
2022 AFL Rankings Special
2022 AFL Round 11 Recap: "What Are Their Chairs Going to Look Like?"
2022 AFL Round 11 Preview: "DRAAAMAAAAAAAAA!!!"
2022 AFL Round 10 Recap: "Update the Butt Tattoo"
2022 AFL Round 10 Preview: "Sure As Kilimanjaro..."
2022 AFL Round 9 Recap: "Ah, Well, If It Wasn't the Simp!"
2022 AFL Round 9 Preview: “Defeat the Giant Monkeyman and Save the Ninth Dimension”
2022 AFL Round 8 Recap: "Not Even the Dabbing Boombox Could Save Them"
2022 AFL Round 8 Preview: "Lynchie Is Love, Lynchie Is Life"
2022 AFL Round 7 Recap: "Old and Dried Out, Like That Man Right There"
2022 AFL Round 7 Preview: "And You Know What Big Shoes Mean"
2022 AFL Round 6 Recap: "Take It With the Whole Salt Mine"
2022 AFL Round 6 Preview: "I Assume Victoria" *laugh track*
2022 AFL Round 5 Recap: "I Recant This Statement"
2022 AFL Round 5 Preview: "You Can't Suspend Whiplash"
2022 AFL Round 4 Recap: "Ten Dabbing Boomboxes Out of Ten"
2022 AFL Round 4 Preview: "You Gotta Keep 'Em Separated!"
2022 AFL Round 3 Recap: "This Isn't Hammurabi's Code"
2022 AFL Round 3 Preview: "He Thinks About It in the Bathtub"
2022 AFL Round 2 Recap: "The Significance of the Passage of Time"
2022 AFL Round 2 Bonus: List-omania
2022 AFL Round 2 Preview: "Get Some Nice Spumoni"
2022 AFL Round 1 Recap: "Two Giant Paint Bubbles"
2022 AFL Round 1 Preview: "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
2022 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 2
2022 AFL Home & Away Preview, Part 1
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