All Episodes

If y’all got sleepy eyes, then say that.

Y’all are humans, God said that.

If y’all humans, then say that.

If y’all live in this reality ,then say that.

Do y’all explore caves?

If everything is about race, then say that.

If y’all ever been on a dating app, then say that.

If y’all ever got humbled, then say that.

If y’all enjoy life, then say that.

If y’all got free will, you can say that.

If y’all take notes, then say that.

If y’all never knew love like this before, then say that.

If y’all knew the consequences, then say that.

If y’all live on instagram, then say that.

If y’all went to Puerto Rico, what part though.

Remember the election, I got you.

If y’all are toxic, then say that.

If y’all think I’m wrong, then say that.

If y’all don’t feel loved, then say that.

If y’all was thinking it, then say that.

If y’all kids can’t handle it, then say that.

If y’all missed me, then say that.

If y’all lost money off it, then say that.

Is it a contest?

If y’all got skills, say that then.

I have a plan

If y’all trying to chill, I’ll be at the house.

I get paid for that.

If y’all ready, then say that.

If y’all going down with the ship, move over.

How is there not enough water to water the potatoes?

If y’all worked here before, say that then.

If y’all wouldn’t slap a rapist, say that then.

None of y’all love potatoes and it shows.

If y’all think shit is cheap, say that then.

If y’all think we could be better, say that then.

If y’all hid eggs for Easter, who you sacrifice your children to?

If y’all got a truth, tell it then.

If y’all can’t fix me for cheap then say that.

If they get froggy, are y’all leapin?

If y’all got a doctor, do they like you though?

If y’all on repeat then say that.

If y’all love the way they lie, then say that.

Have y’all ever been on a road trip?

I never said I won’t fight you.

If y’all not soldiers then say that.

Sometimes it’s that simple.

If y’all disagree then say that.

If y’all need a side hustle, fentanyl is not the answer, or is it?

If I was rich I’d be so poor.

If y’all got BRICS money, then say that.

Big girls cry too.

How did Motel six afford to leave the light on?

If y’all gonna play me over money, then say that.

If y’all don’t want me on vacation, then say that.

If y’all good playing the fool, then say that.

If y’all don’t fuck with me, then say that.

If y’all got addictions, then say that.

If y’all liked slavery, then say that.

Y’all got me fuck up.

If y’all are responsible for your actions, then say that.

If y’all were born ready, then say that.

I need y’all to remember who the fuck I am when I take this t-shirt off.

If y’all would vote for me, then do it.

If y’all make plans with me, I’m gonna cancel.

My momma was a gangsta, stop playing with me.

What would I say to me?

If y’all like paying white people prices, then say that.

If y’all a scam, just say that.

It’s ok to say fuck this week. Monday is mine bitch.

If you were EVER a server, then say that.

I said “I no longer do” almost seven years ago. If y’all lost the mail, say that.

If y’all want to start something, then say that.

The system is broken, if y’all don’t care then say that.

If y’all like board games, then say that.

Wait, they killing the old people with weed now?

If y’all afraid to fail, then say that.

Do y’all have insurance? Do they ever try to straight up kill you for money.

It all comes down to this.

If y’all make a resolution, you really don’t get it.

If y’all about to start the gym, don’t.

If y’all like doing poor people shit, then say that.

Sometimes, you love what you do.

I never stole nothing, except, that time I had to.

If y’all only care when it’s trending, just say that.

If y’all don’t like me, don’t waste ACS’ time on it. Fight me like a real man.

If y’all know the rules why we negotiating?

Stop sending y’all kids to the job.

If y’all got dreams, chase um.

Remember the flu?

If y’all fit to be servers, act like it.

That’s my hoe too then.

If y’all don’t know what human rights are, just say that.

If y’all believe in magic, just say that.

If y’all Asian, just say that.

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If you don’t love food, just say that.

Y’all got kids? Cause that shits wild.

Wait, y’all got porn now?

Nobody was gonna say it, so obviously I will.