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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People — 569 episodes
Stopped a Serial Killer?
Forty-One Unscripted Plays About Our Sport
Cheers to All the Sluts Out There
Homeschooled Public School Theater Teacher
Psychedelic Researcher
A Beautiful Anonymous Pastiche
Ten Years in the Making
I Just Want To Be a Bridge
Avatar Stories from Anonymous Benders
A Dancer's Revenge
Air Force Veteran (One for Our Logistics Nerds)
The Most Important Guy You've Never Heard Of
Existential Psychologist
SWAT Medic
Two Years, Five Jobs
6'3" Runt of the Family
A Card Game in the Sky
Ex-Mother-in-Law Ice Cream Dates
Three Different Dads
Pottery-Based Death Threats
Sorority House Jane Goodall
The Witches Are Running This Episode (Live from Pittsburgh, PA)
Construction, Mob, Sex, Movies (Live from Hamtramck, MI)
Sexual Awakenings to Robin Hood (Live From Chicago)
Pregnant Ultramarathon Runner
Morality Muscles, Midwest Chili, Medical Devices
Bubble Busker Bingo Card
Attempts at Friendship in Your 40s
A Kiln, Political Activism, and a Baller Catchphrase
2026 New Year's Resolutions
A Really F**ked Up Time to Be an Immigrant in the U.S.
What's After Happening Now?
Athletic Trainer Turned Montana Game Warden
Champagne Problems
Drama Amongst the Birthday Clowns
What It's Like When Your Partner Dies
Public Access Forever
Hoarding Disorder Expert
Quit Opiates, Alcohol, and Cats
Episode 500! (Live from Atlantic Highlands, NJ)
Episode 500! Live This Friday at Smodcastle Cinemas!
A Different Adoption Story
An Australian in Italy
WASBAND
Railroad Life
First Responder
Roller Derby Coaching, Chocolate Making Psychologist
Wholesome Sex Worker
Polyamorous Witch Librarian Who Also Worked at a Brothel
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Tugboat Life
Vietnam Veteran
The World's Sickest Cat
Too Many Birds
Teenage Entrepreneur
Your Kid's Not Broken. They're Just Different.
Pediatric Nurse With a New Baby
A Series of Moments In Between Taking a Piss
We Can't Name It FeetFinder
Charlie the Bearded Dragon
Thirteen Secret Second Cousins
Left an Open Marriage
Perky 911 Dispatcher
First Day As a U.S. Citizen
SEX GOD
Parade Girl Gets Parade Girled
Hockey-obsessed Military Mental Health Worker
Running for Congress (Let's F***ing Go)
The Death Thing Is a Bonus
Soul-Searching Sommelier
Religious Flash Mob
Issa Rae on Friendships That Need to Go, from IMO
Unintentional Grim Reaper
Colon Cancer Awareness Month
Curse of the Murderer's Tooth
America's Favorite Boy
The Worst Karen
This Is Life. You Get One Chance to Live It.
Sexy Renegade Clowns
Grandma Is a Thief
I Know What Living Through Hell Feels Like
The System Is Wrong
2025 New Year's Resolutions
Picking a New Name
My Son Tried to Murder Me
Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek
Sexting in Korean
Clothes on at the Nudist Resort
Listen Now: 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast
Weight Loss Surgery
Invite Chaos
Election Day Special 2024
Trump Voter 2024
Steamed Placentas
A Little Communism is Fine
Halloween House
Dreaming of Kamloops
A City of Extremes
Jersey Anonymous
A Series of Charming Distractions
Grandma's Turn
Introducing: Origins with Cush Jumbo
The Squishy Squid
Biked Across My State in Two Days
A Dot Dot Dot Moment
Beautiful Follow Ups: Love Is Everywhere (Bonus Episode)
Running a Food Pantry
Vegan Lesbian Horse Girl
Countdown to Parenthood
American Teenager in 2024
Grandpa Murdered Grandma
Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly)
The Resource Vector
Life at 1.5x Speed
Taking Off a Backpack Full of Rocks
Rules of Combat
The Most Thoughtful Caller
Raising the Roof Returns!
Our Nerdiest Caller Ever?
Raising the Roof (Skoolie Life)
Waiting for the Shame to Kick In
Local TV News Producer
Wrote the New Bible
Comedy-Themed Butt Tattoos
Borehole Geologist
Medieval Recreator
An Episode for Dave Matthews
Mother, Woman, Artist
Imagine a Road Trip in the Sky
The Hammer You Use to Smash Your Old Life Apart
Beautiful Follow-Ups: The Whirlpool Galaxy (BA+ Bonus)
Listen Now: The Cat in the Hat Cast
Calling from a Cruise Ship
Bonus: Gethard on Paul Giamatti's CHINWAG Podcast
Single on Valentine's Day
Heir to a Kite Store
The Pecking Order Is Real
Bonus: Dad at Peace
In Search of a City
Eat a Pickle
What Would Ian MacKaye Do?
Played Rugby, Changed My Life
2024 New Year's Resolutions
Piano Rock Priest
A Human Breathing
Santería
Niagara Falls
Introducing 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Talk Show
You're Not the Rizzler Anymore (Episode 400)
Left the Jehovah's Witnesses for Satanism
Never, Always, Should (F*** Jerry Lewis)
Gave My Dad a Kidney
Bought a Mardi Gras Float
Moved to an Island on a Whim
Introducing What It's Like to Be…
Ship Builders on Adderall
Ex-Belly Dancer
A Real Life Dog Pile
Mom With a Second on the Way
Secret Internet Relationship
Betrayed By My First Love
Two Bad Dads
The "Love Is Everywhere" Waffle Brunch (live from Beautiful/Cononymous)
Hoagies, Cats, and Lyme
Beautiful Chaos
Indiana Jones is a Terrible Archaeologist
I Survived a Bear Attack and Plane Crash in the Same Year
The Mattress Underground (Live from Beaut/Con)
Sex Injury
IVF at 44
Met My Brother At 51
Ran Away to Mexico (Live from Beaut/Con)
Old School Hippie
2 Furries Fall In Love
I Evacuated Because Of The Wildfires
Murder Wedding (Live from Beaut/Con)
Outside the Box Psychologist
American Teenager in 2023
48-Year-Old Grandpa
Mommy On OnlyFans
Adult Baby/Diaper Lover
Ex-Husband Tried To Kill Me
Hardcore Yo-Yo Enthusiast
Curing Cancer in New Zealand
Ugly Custody Battle
The Chill Priest
Chris Gethard Presents: The Lonely Dad Conversations
Jersey Italian Grandma
Punk Rock Lawyer
Lean, Mean, and Serene
School Bus Mafia (Live from Phoenix)
My Dad Was An Axe Murderer
Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM)
Diarrhea In Burning Buildings (Live From Pittsburgh)
Americanize My Accent
Tales From A Timber Faller
Dating 3 People At Once
Sex As a New Mom
2023 New Year's Resolutions
Snoop Dogg Stole My Xbox (Live from Asheville)
Boujee Dirtbag
Saving Feet, Saving Souls (Live from Durham)
Fell In Love With My Therapist
Great Grandma Was A Serial Killer (Live From Chicago)
Brain Surgery Changed My Boyfriend
Gay Zombies (Live From Edinburgh)
Let's Talk About Grief
The Putty Man (Live from Madison)
Library Boy (Live from Cudahy)
From Slinging Bibles to Slinging Knives
Could You Beat a Raccoon In a Fight? (Live from Edinburgh)
Succeeding At Failure (Live from Edinburgh)
Ranger Danger
Pole Dancing & A Talking Bird (Live from Portland)
Pharmacy Technician to Welder
Wedding Season (Live from Michigan)
The Nerd That Becomes the Bully
Dodging Bombs & Tornados (Live from Boston)
Big City To The Middle of Nowhere
Cocaine Lady Is Also a Scorpio (Live from Pittsburgh)
Young Guy With A Positive Attitude
Nothing But Threesomes (Live from Woodstock)
Quitting Journalism
Solo Traveler (Live From Sirius XM)
Heart Attack At 42
Foster Parents Who Love D&D (Live from Seattle)
Two Married People Have An Affair
Big Time Goof (Live from Ann Arbor)
Queerness and Faith
Drug Money For Law School
Improvisational Jazz
Raising a Son With Autism
Mixed-Orientation Marriage
The Land Of Smiles (Live from Denver)
Identical Twins
Attacked By Birds Listening to Beautiful/Anonymous (Live from Sacramento)
Autopsy Technician
New Job, Dead Dad
Monogamish
Clothing Optional Gay Resort (Live from San Francisco)
Hiked the Appalachian Trail
Divorced at 25
Warrior Shaman
First Burp, First Kid (Live From Omaha)
Dating and Disabled
Engaged, But In Love With Someone Else
I'm a Sugar Baby
Bonus: Dad On Pills
Traditional Mexican Parents
Bread-sexual (Live From Rochester)
Met My Fiancé at Her Wedding
300 Episodes, 300 Minutes
2022 New Year's Resolutions
Borderline Caricature of an Alaskan
Ex-Husband Was A Pastor
Adopting as a Trans Person
Sexual Dungeons and Dragons
Frog Bog and A Porn Closet
Mom Fell In Love With a Scam Artist
Crisis Hotline Worker
Met My Husband on Tinder
Honor Among The Barbers Of Kansas (Live From Philly)
Got a Squatter
Most Isolated City In The World
Used To Be A Monk
An Italian Living In The US
Famous In Richmond
Selling Sex Toys in Vegas
Psychiatric Nurse
The Funeral Industry vs. Disneyland
A Real Life Rom-Com
Quit My Job, Now I Sell Crossbows
Porno Disco Parties
Losing DACA
Diagnosed with Parkinson's At 30
Hippie Dippie Public Speaking Consultant
A Posh Liver Transplant
Dating During COVID
Odd Duck Trucker
It Happened For A Reason
Marijuana Mansion
Love Addict
Mr. Postman
Native American Biological Engineer
Saved By The Meow
The Real Netherlands
Apple Watch Saved My Life
Black Teacher In Minneapolis
27, Dating A 53 Year Old
Introducing Real Good
Moving To Another Country
I'm A Surrogate: Part 2
I'm A Surrogate
Chinese American Adoptee
Beautiful Shorties: One Year Later
Analyze My Dreams
Let's Talk About Sex
Beautiful Shorties: 72 Year Old Life Review
Hallucinating Gremlins
Choose Love Everyday
Beautiful Shorties: Mental Health Researcher
Unhoused
Widower Remarried
Beautiful Shorties: Trans Woman In The Bible Belt
My Son Is Deaf
My Friend Took Their Own Life
Bonus: New Jersey Is The World
I'm Narcoleptic And Collapsed During Sex
Gay 1st Generation Chinese American Best Friend
Beautiful Shorties: OnlyFans, Good Sex, & Grilled Cheese
I Was In A Harem
Dad Died By Euthanasia
Beautiful Resolutions for 2021
Mrs. Claus Uncensored
Chicano and Trans
Another 39 Year Old Grandma
My Friend Murdered Someone
A Pirate's Life
Everyone Is A Survivor (Tanya from Motor City Mayhem)
Beautiful Follow-Ups: Goosey Bumpies (#187 Motor City Mayhem)
My Husband Cheated With My Best Friend
Groundhog Day
Campaign Staffer
Get Out (Of The Closet)
Ending A Parade of Tragedies
315 Days Without Opiates
Fell In Love With A Hobo
The Orgy Dome
My Parents Were Psychics
My Dead Lover Is My Sperm Donor
Syrian Refugee
A Special Ed Teacher with Autism
Rescue Mission To America
Caught My Husband With A Sex Worker
Math Guy vs. Geth
Protesting Magician In Portland
A Posh Perspective
Asexual Ex-Conservative Lunchlady
Introducing California Love
Stalked By My Ex
Mexican American Iowan
A Bar Star Comes Out, Again
Romantic Wrestler
A Black Woman in America
Touching Strangers Faces
Quitting Weed
Native Alaskan in Anchorage
Quarantine Breakup
Parkour Yoda
EMT In The Epicenter
My Partner is a Medical Mystery
Don't Say The C Word
How To Date A Sketch Comedian
Union Worker vs. Robot Dog Uprising
London Is Savage (in Quarantine)
Love In The Time Of Coronavirus
My Girlfriend Cheated, I Got A Dog
I'm The Best Lyft Driver
Hit By A Truck
Phone Call Hole In One
An Octopus Living in Baltimore
Dry Eyes But 2020 Vision
200.5 Bonus: Two Hundred Things I've Learned From Beautiful/Anonymous
Citizen Of The World
Bigot Chicken
Punky Brewster Saves The World
Kinda Famous Secret Half Brother
Beautiful Resolutions for 2020
Dredging It Up Again
You Can Go Back To Your Seat Now, Thanks
Philosopher Chef
I Did Poopy & I Know Calculus
Foster To Adopt
Chill (with Justifiable Rage)
Polyamorous Group Real Estate
Aspiring Pro Wrestler
Motor City Mayhem (Murdered Dads)
Ayahuasca
I Love You, Dad
Traffic
Bad Luck Johnny
The Raccoon Roommate
Piles of Walking Goop
Jammers vs. Blockers
The Size of a Cantaloupe
Partner In Prison
A True (Modern) Love Story
The Choctaw & Irish Connection
Fighting Through Life
The Squirrel and the Giraffe
I Found Closure
Babysitting (Drunk People)
I've Never Told Anyone
No Guide Book to Grief
The Raccoon Incident
Clinical Psychologist
Go With The Flow
The Ultimate Bad Roommate Story
Life Is Weird
The Cuckoo's Nest
More Alike Than Different
The Adventures of Glandon Oakfoot
A Hero's Journey
Sky Full of Ghosts
Kaleidoscope of Danger
Called Once, Listened Never
Broke In The USA
Porn, Drugs, Murder & Learning To Love
Episode 1: Harry's Aussie Best Friend
Hold My Caipirinha
Jetmouth
My Dad Owns A Strip Club
Car Crash
Love At First [blank]
The King of Silver Linings
Meta Millennial
RINO
In Loving Arms
Crying Into My Boba
American Ex-Pat & Berlin Go-Between
My First Job Interview Ever
Beautiful Follow-Ups: Love Goes On (#69 - Love Is Everywhere)
144.5 Bonus: Beautiful Resolutions for 2019
Queer Feminist Pagan Yuletide
28-Year-Old College Student
A Bridge Between Humans
Gay Mormon
I Lost 150 Pounds
Basement Infidelity
House Burned Down
Color of Sunshine, Color of Moonlight
Wilderness Rehabilitation
Vanity & Sanity
Upward Slide of Happiness
Nap Time
I Survived A Mass Shooting
What's It Like To Be A Man Today?
My Year of Sexploration
Not Afraid of Life
Nervous Interrupter (Let's All F***)
40 Lbs of Cat
A Saudi Student in Canada
Major Postal Bitch
Goose, Not Maverick
Hanukkah With Fidel
Northern Ireland
Prison Bound
Out Of The Closet
39-Year-Old Grandma
I Cry On The Toilet
Smoking Weed in Christiania
She Killed My Father
The Chillionaire
Charity Laundry
Irish Wake
Quiet Rage
Death Row Lawyer
Virtual Dominatrix
If They Say No, They Mean No
Road Dogs
It's Quiet Time
Tasmanian Sex Ed Circus Performer
Honne and Tatemae
The Whirlpool Galaxy
Brady Bunch Wedding / Ron Paul's Baby Returns
Dealer Turned Surgeon
English Idyll
One Hundred Anonymous
Sober Mathematician
Chemo Chameleon
In The Candy Aisle
Boy Crazy
Monogamous Animals
The Puppet Master
Bonus: Beautiful Resolutions
Successful Stalker
Wisdom From The Bushman
Picture A Sunset
Hipster Hospice Chaplain
Black Cloud of a Husband
Cadaver Epiphany
Head Injury
Plant Splooge
Moravian Trademonk
A True Crime Investigator
The Relaxed Satanist
Sex Toys and Bourbon
Rabbits and Catholics
Hiding In A Storage Space
Civil War Survivor
Bloomin' Love
Coming Out with Katie Couric
A Big Hole
Charlottesville
Holy Moly
Homeschooled Bigfoot Hunter
Aussie Best Friend
American Studies
Tattoo Parlor
Love Is Everywhere
Married The Day We Met
Country AF
Sex Drugs and Retail
Deaf
Mother Moon (Live in Portland, Oregon)
Singer Who Won't Sing
Just Like A Johnny Cash Song
Rekindling An Old Friendship
Public Defender
First Kiss
Vinyl Market Researcher
Swingers
A Midwife Discusses Birth Schmutz
Trail Blazer
What Not To Ask A Trans Person
Cruise Ship Mafia
Ron Paul's Baby Part 2
Made Out With My Teacher
Fugitive Father
Bisexual Brahmin
Power Grid of Love
Illness, Love & Dogs
4 Kids 0 Spaghetti
Inside The Heroin Epidemic
American Daughter
Marching Band Teacher
Queer Black Punk in Appalachia
Escape From A Cult
Single Mom Cancer Survivor
A Sister Scorned
Fail Army Cop
5% Romantic Interest
Cuddly Pudge
Shakespeare On Molly
A Spooky Episode
IRL-ASMR
All About Cash
10,000 Pounds
Shopping at the Face Depot
The Mom is Anonymous Too
Daddy Dearest
Chronotopes in Paris
Hot Scoop
Noodlebody
I Cry When I Run
Anglican Bipolar Blacksheep
A Competitive Spirit
Make Fruit Baskets Great Again
Vegan Uncle Buck
Strangers on a Train
OTL in a Hopeless Place
Early Onset
At Sea On a Cardboard Boat (Live at the Vulture Festival)
The Hardest Part Is That You Love Me
Jack Mormon
Married to a Monster
Alcoholics Anonymous
Jersey Boy
4 Kids 0 Sex
Up All Night
Running Down a Stapler
The Cycle of Life
Mountain Man vs. City Boy
A Real Life Superhero
The Most Amazing Destruction
The Illustrator
Passport, Exodus
Ron Paul's Baby
Preview: Beautiful / Anonymous