#
Title
1

304: My Final Podcast, Why And Where It’s Moving To…

2

303: What We Did For Xmas And Our 2022 New Year Plans

3

302: What Allergic Reaction Ruined My Last Junk Day!! :(

4

301: NIGHTMARE Worst Travel Day EVER Full Recap!! :(

5

300: Truck Trouble, Roof Leak And Recording Fail!! :)

6

299: How Much Weight We Gained After 17 Day BINGE!! :(

7

298: Catfish Romance Scams Frustrations Growing!! :(

8

297: My Mini Meltdown Turned To MAJOR Meltdown!! :(

9

296: Breakdown Of My Recent Mental Meltdown!! :(

10

295: MAJOR Flooding In RV After Only Our 2nd Move!! :(

11

294: Full Recap Of Moving Our New Home For The 1st Time

12

293: Here We Go 1st Move Of Our New Home To…

13

292: Iron Man Delivered And Major Change After YEARS!! :)

14

291: Finally Moved Into New Home But No Way To Move It!!

15

290: FREAKING The Fuck Out!! How’s YOUR Day Going?? :)

16

289: Live In New Truck And 2 Weeks To Be Out Of House!!

17

288: From Trampa To Whorelando In Our First Truck!! :)

18

287: How We Sold Our RV Already & If House Does Not Sell

19

286: Crazy Things I’ve Done And Lucky That I Survived!! :)

20

285: Day FOUR Of Fast After Gaining 9.9 Pounds In 2 Days

21

284: Suture GranulOH MY GOD That Was The WORST!! :(

22

283: COVID Survival Birthday Plans & The Purge Continues

23

282: Selling The Farm And Donating Almost EVERYthing!! :)

24

281: RV Test 2 Went So Great I Want To Go Full Time!! :)

25

280: RV Experiment Gone WRONG But Good Surgery News

26

279: Another Possible Surgery Issue And An RV Experiment

27

278: 1st SEX Since Surgery SOOO Good & Bday Cumming

28

277: 1st Orgasms Since Surgery And 1st Followup Results

29

276: Who Escaped And Cut Our Trip Short Surgery Updates

30

275: Still Healing Feeling MUCH Better But 11 Stitches For B

31

274: I Survived ROUGH 1st Week And 2 SUPER Close Calls

32

273: FULL Story Of My Tumor Surgery And Biopsy Results

33

272: OMG My Surgery Date Is Set And VERY Soon!!

34

271: Why I Had Nightmares After 1st Surgery Consultation

35

270: Meeting With Surgeons THIS Week, It Is Getting Real!!

36

269: Tumor Realizations & After Effects & Why I Am Excited

37

268: Found THIS During My Colonoscopy & What It Means

38

267: EPIC Rant Hoping This Will NOT Be My LAST Podcast

39

266: 1st Butt Doctor Visit, TWO Procedures Instead Of 1 :(

40

265: Finally Got The Courage To Confront My Medical Issue

41

264: New Pussy And How To Lose Weight The RIGHT Way

42

263: How I Saved Our Lives TWICE In Thirty Minutes

43

262: Excited & Anxious For 1st Trip Back To My Fave Place

44

261: New Haircut And WORST Part Of Keto Junk Food Day

45

260: Doing A Junk Food Day Without ANY Added Sugar?? :)

46

259: Porn Purge And Closet Done Plus Campground Recap

47

258: How Our Valentines Day Went And My Favorite Parts

48

257: Stinky Farts 3 Leaks & Our Own Personal V-Day Plans

49

256: 5 FAST Orgasms 5 Thousand Calories & COVID Scare

50

255: Pregnancy Results Are Officially In And You Are…

51

254: Pregnancy Test Update After Recent Condom Leak

52

253: Pregnancy Scare What Happened & When I Will Know

53

252: Practicing Self Love & Accepting My New Bra Size

54

251: How And Why This Was The BEST Xmas Ever!! :)

55

250: PussyCat Story Both Sides From POV Of Me And B

56

249: Most Energetic Episode Ever After Emotional Unload

57

248: Why We Left Disney Early & Canceled Our Xmas Plans

58

247: BEST Thanksgiving Ever & Why I’m Anxious This Week

59

246: Turkey Day Plans Menu And Secret Granola Recipe

60

245: LONG Story Of This Trip We Barely Survived & Why

61

244: Who Has Left The Farm & Why It Was Time But Hard

62

243: Another Binge Off The Wagon Off The Rails Over 120

63

242: New Farm Pickup Did NOT Go Well But Now…

64

241: FULL Recap Of Our LONG Disney Halloween Trip

65

240: Feeling MUCH Better & Happier & Ready For Magic

66

239: Pregnancy Scare Period Talk & Disney Universal Recap

67

238: The Angry Hangry Hormonal Grumpy Edition

68

237: FINALLY My Birthday Trip Is NOT Canceled Recap

69

236: Hardcore Food Porn Fun For My Makeup Bday Trip

70

235: Why I Have Been Afraid To Leave The House Now

71

234: How We Caught The Thief Stealing From Our Farm

72

233: How I Barely Survived Not COVID & What’s Changing

73

232: Why I Had To Cancel My Bday Waiting 4 Test Results :(

74

231: Dinosaurs Chicks And Disney Oh My!! :) Going HAM!!

75

230: What B Surprised Me With For My Birthday This Year!!

76

229: My 33rd Bday But My 10th Year Of THIS Even Better!!

77

228: How And Why This Was Our BEST Disney Trip Ever

78

227: What Some Do Not Want Me To Do That I’m Still Doing

79

226: Why I’ve Been So Quiet And Down This Weekend

80

225: Disney Do Over Recap & Shadowman Passing Away :(

81

224: Still Recovering After Last Week’s Podcast Story!! :)

82

223: The Night I Almost Died From An Actual Food Coma

83

222: UGH Aunt Flo Came Early & Crashed Creampie Week

84

221: Adventure Week Begins THIS Week Most Excited For…

85

220: Play My Picture Guessing Game For A Special Surprise

86

219: How And Why This Was My BEST Period Ever!!

87

218: Latest Farm Loss And Our Reopening Date And Plans

88

217: Full True Story Of My Recent Addiction Binge

89

216: My Recent Withdrawals & A Major Event Cancelation

90

215: Period Updates, Shrooms, Exorcism Orgasm & More

91

214: My Mental Breakdown Cause Aftermath And Lessons

92

213: My 2 Almost Tragic Accidents In 1 Week & Pussy Pic

93

212: Lessons Learned After A Decade Of Marriage

94

211: COVID-19 Craziness Public Meltdown & Coping Tips

95

210: Why And How I’m Self Quarantining For Coronavirus

96

209: Canceled Photoshoot Yeast Battle And Coronavirus

97

208: Fave Part Of Zoo CRAZY Week Yeast And Pole Class

98

207: Best Period Week Ever And New Hairstyle Phase 1

99

206: FULL Valentine Feast Menu & Why I Eat Green Eggs

100

205: Valentine Plans, Fencing Results, For Ducts Sake

101

204: Obsessed With VR, Disney Withdrawals & Cosplay Fun

102

203: CREAMPIES Are Back! Uncensored Pic & Pole Class

103

202: LOTS Of Guesses For BIG News & 2 Guests Coming

104

201- Crazy Chick Lady AKA Me And New Fencing Projects

105

200- Happy New Year New Additions Coming To TheFarm

106

199- Full Toy Drive And Xmas Day Recap And Food Porn

107

198- Broken Glass EVERYwhere Disney & Toy Drive Recap

108

197- My Blond Hair And Excited For Weiners And Smores

109

Xmas Drive Is Live & Big Xmas Surprise For Me Too (#196)

110

195- I Save The Podcast & Xmas Donation Details Coming

111

How I Gained 4 Pounds In Less Than 2 Days (#194)

112

BIG Pole Class New Weight & Why I’m Making Room (#193)

113

Star Wars Recap New Pussy Lost In Maze And More (#192)

114

Uneventful Halloween Super EventFULL Tomorrow (#191)

115

Late Period But Pretty Sure I Finally Ovulated (#190)

116

NightMoves 2019 Recap Part 2 And Filled The Hole (#189)

117

Spanking Fun, Sad News, NightMoves Recap Part 1 (#188)

118

Disney And Dad And Mermaids OH MY (#187)

119

MORE Chick Drama But Also More Disney Fun (#186)

120

What I Got That B Is Super Jealous Of (#185)

121

Best Pole Dancing Class And Best Disney Trip (#184)

122

Feet Overdue For Pedicure And Missed B’s Birthday (#183)

123

What Kind Of NOT Birth Control I Use And Why (#182)

124

Very Unique Job I Wanted To Have When I Grew Up (#181)

125

Online Dating Tips And Dealing With Fake Profiles (#180)

126

FetishCon 2019 Recap Plus My Favorite Outfit (#179)

127

How And Where You Can Meet Me In Person (#178)

128

Strip Club & Porn Convention Etiquette For 1st Timers (#177)

129

Story Of My Longest And Shortest Hair In Same Day (#176)

130

How Motherhood Changed My Life And Wild Uniporn (#175)

131

How Many Pairs Of Shoes I Have & B’s Full Name (#174)

132

How Often I Have Wet Dreams & Who Was In Last 1 (#173)

133

My Most Embarrassing Moments And New Chicks (#172)

134

Cancer Scare & What I Notice 1st In Men & Women (#171)

135

1st REAL Farm Chore & Male Sexual Desire Question (#170)

136

All The Ups And Downs Of The Myrtle Beach Trip (#169)

137

Creampie News 1st Period & GameOfThrones Review (#168)

138

How I Got Sober & 100% Clean For Nearly A Decade (#167)

139

Who I Want To Meet & Happy Happy Mother’s Day (#166)

140

How To Make Me Horny And Wet, Hint: I’m Easy (#165)

141

Big Announcement & 1st Sneak Peek Of Our RV (#164)

142

Why I Cried Myself To Sleep Every Night This Week (#163)

143

MAJOR Plot Twist In Our Whodunnit Mystery (#162)

144

Why I Miss Having Long Nails But Just Can’t Now (#161)

145

Quarter Pounder TamponDevice & More FarmDrama (#160)

146

CRAZIEST Disney Day And Wildest Wishlist Gifts (#159)

147

Free Chicken And Do We Have A Nanny?? (#158)

148

Why Am I Wearing This Horrible Wig?? – Ep157

149

B Opens Up For 3 Year Podcast Anniversary – Ep156

150

How Much This RV Cost And My Worst Pic Ever?? – Ep155

151

Do You Really Have A Small Penis?? – Ep154

152

Do Women Actually Enjoy Giving Blowjobs?? – Ep153

153

Where I Had The Best & Most Expensive Dinner Ever!! – Ep152

154

Want To See My Daily Adventures And Vlogs? – Ep151

155

If I HAD To Choose 1 Of My 2 Fave Things – Ep150

156

You Get A Free Personalized Pic By Complaining? – Ep149

157

How Pregnancy Changed Me & Where You Have Mold – Ep148

158

How I Really Feel About Public Sex – Ep147

159

1st Time Back To Karaoke & Xmas Cards Update – Ep146

160

Beaten Up On The Farm By My Own Friends – Ep145

161

Creampie Update And Godzilla Garden Carnage – Ep144

162

How To Get Your Own Personalized Picture For Xmas – Ep143

163

Listen For The Secret Code Word And Special Deal – Ep142

164

The Weird Reason I Am SO Excited For Thanksgiving – Ep141

165

If I Had A Magic Lamp Genie And Any 3 Wishes – Ep140

166

Which Animal Survived This Week & Which Did NOT – Ep139

167

My Fave Masturbation Tool: Dildo, Vibrator Or Fingers? – Ep138

168

My LEAST Favorite Videos & Why I Sold My Sybian – Ep137

169

Scapegoat & What My Typical Fun Day Looks Like – Ep136

170

How Many Orgasms I Average Per Week – Ep135

171

When Will My Creampies Be Cumming Back?? – Ep134

172

My Fav Sex Act And What 20 FarmAnimals Are Next – Ep133

173

How To Bring Up Your Fetish To Your Girlfriend Or Wife – Ep132

174

Stranded On An Island And The Case Of The Missing BarnCat – Ep131

175

Amazing New Sex Toy And Big Weight Loss Milestone – Ep130

176

My New Live Webcam Time And A Surprise Visitor – Ep129

177

Farm Updates And Funny Anal Plug Story, NOT Related!! :) – Ep128

178

FetishCon Recap: Face Slapping, Milk Spraying, And Stuffed Pigs – Ep127

179

2 Chickens Down, Who Dunnit? Plus My Most/Least Favs of Being a Mom – Ep126

180

My Goats And FarmDog Are Finally Here – Ep125

181

1 New Farm Animal Last Week Now 3 Next Week – Ep124

182

Farmhouse Moving Day Set, More Animals On The Way – Ep123

183

Live From The Farmhouse And My Breast Milk Tastes Like – Ep122

184

My 1st Masturbating Orgasms And My New Big Tits – Ep121

185

XXX JOI Segments Need YOUR Vote To Keep Or Skip – Ep120

186

How Much Weight I Lost In The First 2 Weeks – Ep119

187

Full Story Of My LONG Labor That I Barely Remember – Ep118

188

How Long Will I Wait Before Inducing Labor? – Ep117

189

Member Question About The Name Of My Baby – Ep116

190

Farmhouse Update And Major Pregnancy Milestone – Ep115

191

CRAZY Thing I Might Be Doing While Having A Baby – Ep114

192

PODCAST: What It Feels Like Having A Baby Inside Me – Ep113

193

Who Were My Sex Positive Influences Early On? – Ep112

194

How Much My Baby Weighs Plus Pregnancy Photoshoot – Ep111

195

How I Was Raised And Who I Chose To Live With – Ep110

196

Gross And Scary Reason This Podcast Is Late – Ep109

197

PODCAST: Lelu Book Club: My Favorite Non-Porn Book – Ep108

198

How I Depornify Plus Live Blowjob And Cum On Ass – Ep107

199

How I Stay Sober Around Alcohol And Drunk People – Ep106

200

The BEST & WORST Things About Being Pregnant – Ep105

201

At Home Birth Or Hospital Birth And Cum Play JOI – Ep104

202

My 1st Baby Convention & Blood Test Results – Ep103

203

How I Met My Husband And Pregnancy Updates – Ep102

204

What Fluke Thing Rocked My Self Confidence This Week – Ep101

205

How To Stay Out Of Friend Zone And Make It A Date – Ep100

206

How I Really Feel About Pantyhose And Ultrasound Update – Ep99

207

How Pregnancy Sex Differs Plus Live Blowjob Doggystyle Creampie – Ep98

208

Pregnancy Updates And My Growing DDD Tits – Ep97

209

Cinderella’s Castle And How I Feel About Feet Fetish – Ep96

210

Recapping 2017 Miscarriage Pregnancy Turning 30 And More – Ep95

211

Xmas Onesie And Member Question About Santa Claus – Ep94

212

Will I Keep Making Videos While Pregnant Plus Live Sex – Ep93

213

BIG News And MAJOR Announcement Listen Now – Ep92

214

Help Save Xmas Bike Donations Plus Facial JOI – Ep91

215

How To Get Your Wife To Try New Sex Stuff Plus Live Asshole Cumshot – Ep90

216

My iPhone X Review And Big Boobs JOI – Ep89

217

My New Bike My Artwork And Fingering My Pussy – Ep88

218

My Halloween IT Experience And Favorite Costume – Ep87

219

Halloween Party Recap And What I Will Be This Year – Ep86

220

New ImALoveR Shirts And My Tattoo Story Details – Ep85

221

NightMoves Recap Then Live Blowjob Doggystyle Cumshot – Ep84

222

Dealing With A Breakup Plus Live Sex – Ep83

223

Longest I’ve Gone Without An Orgasm – Ep82

224

Member Question How Do I Make My Penis Bigger? – Ep81

225

Is It Rude To Ask About Sexual Health Before Sex? – Ep80

226

Freaking Out During Hurricane Irma – Ep79

227

How Do I Keep My Vagina Clean? – Ep78

228

How Many Orgasms I Average Per Day – Ep77

229

Why I’m Not On The Pill & Pussy/Asshole Puckering – Ep76

230

FetishCon 2017 Parties And Fun Recap So Far – Ep75

231

My 1st Big Poker Win And 1st 30th Bday Party – Ep74

232

My Favorite Birthday Present In 3 Decades – Ep73

233

If I Could Have Sex Anywhere In The World – Ep72

234

What Exactly Is A Ruined Orgasm? – Ep71

235

Summer Vacation Recap From The Backseat Of I95 – Ep70

236

What Car I Drive My Fav Car And Live Creampie – Ep69

237

My Favorite Vacation Place I Have Ever Been To – Ep68

238

How To Handle Boners While Naked In Public – Ep67

239

Me As Wunder Cummin On Wonder Woman – Ep66

240

What Is The Most Sensitive Part Of My Body? – Ep65

241

What Did I Want To Do Before Porn? – Ep64

242

My Booty Twerking Poledancing Class Recap – Ep63

243

Colorado Trip Recap And Intro Song Story – Ep62

244

From Girly To Slutty Live Blowjob Sex Cumshot – Ep61

245

Why So Many Anal Plugs In My Asshole Recently – Ep60

246

When Will Creampies Be Cumming Again? – Ep59

247

Where I Got Recognized In Public Most Recently – Ep58

248

What I Do For Fun And Furry Anal Plug Fun – Ep57

249

Why I’m Picky About What I Put In My Pussy – Ep56

250

Do I Plan On Getting Pregnant Again? – Ep55

251

Why We Turn The 24-7 Voyeur Cams Off For Guests – Ep54

252

Circumcised Vs Uncircumcised, My Opinion – Ep53

253

1st Revirginized Sex Made My Pussy Sore – Ep52

254

My 1st Masturbation After A Record 18 Days – Ep51

255

Health And Pussy Toy Updates Plus Free Surprise – Ep50

256

Revealing My Secret Medical Issue From Recent Months – Ep49

257

XXXtra Special Live Sex Creampie Segment – Ep48

258

Is Cum Actually Good For Your Hair? – Ep47

259

How My Dad Discovered What I Do – Ep46

260

My 1st LA Trip Results & Premature Ejaculation Question – Ep45

261

My Nudist Resort Photoshoot And Gloryhole Story – Ep44

262

Why I Left My 1st NFL Game At Halftime – Ep43

263

Health Scare Update And Merry XXXmas – Ep42

264

Big Announcement Update And Real Or Fake Orgasms – Ep41

265

How The Toy Drive Turned Me Into Batman – Ep40

266

What NOT To Say When Emailing A Pornstar – Ep39

267

Orlando Trip And Dolly Parton Concert Recap – Ep38

268

Xbiz Nomination Packing For Universal Orlando – Ep37

269

Sneak Preview Of New Lelu Love Video Game – Ep36

270

How To Approach A Woman With The Right Mindset – Ep35

271

Dealing With Haters And Trolls Online – Ep34

272

How To Get Your Wife Or Girlfriend To Talk Dirty – Ep33

273

NightMoves 2016 Results And My Award – Ep32

274

How To Tell If She Is Flirting With You – Ep31

275

5 Things To NOT Do On First Dates – Ep30

276

Should You Learn Your Sex Moves From Porn? – Ep29

277

What Music I Like And How Fast Can You Cum Countdown – Ep28

278

My 2 Least Favorite Sex Acts And Quickie JOE – Ep27

279

3 Fav Sex Toys And Live Sex While Recording – Ep26

280

How Often I Masturbate On And Off Camera – Ep25

281

Why I Thought I Would Be Dead By Now – Ep24

282

FetishCon Results, Did I Win My First Ever Award? – Ep23

283

What Really Happens Behind Closed Gyno Doors – Ep22

284

Why There Is No Sex Toy Of My Vagina – Ep21

285

Where Is The Best Place For Men To Meet Women? – Ep20

286

How Many Races And Genders I’ve Had Sex With – Ep19

287

How Do Women Really Feel About Male Virgins? – Ep18

288

How I Lost Over 70 Pounds And Vacation Accident Story – Ep17

289

Podcasting And Masturbating On My Live Webcam Show – Ep16

290

What Gear We Use To Record Our Porn – Ep15

291

Can Pornstars Really Be Friends With Fans? – Ep14

292

How I Stay Clean & Sober at Porn Parties & Strip Clubs – Ep13

293

How to Get a Woman To Open Up Sexually – Ep12

294

The Oldest Man I’ve Ever Had Sex With – Ep11

295

The Best Way to Approach a Beautiful Woman – Ep10

296

My Wildest And Craziest Sexual Experience – Ep009

297

Weirdest $10,000 Custom Video I Had To Turn Down – Ep008

298

Yep, There’s a POV Video Version of This One! – Ep007

299

When and How to Send Your Dick Pics to Women – Ep006

300

How I Do Creampies Without Birth Control Or Pregnancy – Ep005

301

How My Pussy Feels During Laser Hair Removal – Ep004

302

When You See Me In Public, Do NOT Do This…! – Ep003

303

How to Escape the “Friend Zone” and My Favorite Videos – Ep002

304

Popping My Podcast Cherry – Ep001