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Berner Phone — 403 episodes

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1

Celebrity Rumors and High School Incidents

2

Wedding Traditions That Need to End (with Kelsey Cook)

3

Ghost Stories

4

Book Club Bonus: Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke

5

What's Bugging You?

6

Things You Thought Every Family Did

7

Things You Used To Judge People For

8

Mispronounced Words

9

Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By

10

Annoying Sounds

11

Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids

12

Silly Things We Believed as Kids

13

Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)

14

Funniest Things Said During Sex

15

What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?

16

Niche Collections

17

The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode)

18

This Should Be Illegal

19

Des Solves Your Problems

20

Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)

21

Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)

22

Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)

23

The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)

24

Why Do Men Do This?

25

What's Bugging You?

26

More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

27

Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

28

Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo

29

Episode #132: AITA?

30

Episode #131: Traditions That Should End

31

Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By

32

Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love

33

Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions

34

Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo

35

Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On

36

Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression

37

Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2

38

Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes

39

Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2

40

Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions

41

Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2

42

Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes

43

Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip

44

Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins

45

Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs

46

Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories

47

Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks

48

Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You?

49

Berner Phone 112: Family Secrets

50

Berner Phone 111: Relationship Hypocrisy

51

Berner Phone 110: Ruthless Advice

52

Berner Phone 109: Weirdest Crushes

53

Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO

54

Berner Phone #107: The Art of Gentle Revenge

55

Berner Phone #106: Dialer's Choice

56

Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self

57

Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons

58

Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins

59

Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone?

60

Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You

61

Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?

62

Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old

63

Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2

64

Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be Awkward

65

Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs

66

Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes

67

Berner Phone #94: Lockdown Positivity

68

Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People

69

Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2

70

Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice

71

Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories

72

Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes

73

Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You

74

Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps

75

Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights

76

Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights

77

Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances

78

Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?

79

Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed

80

Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch

81

Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist

82

Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal

83

Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des

84

Berner Phone #77: What We Google

85

Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve

86

Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money

87

Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed

88

Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?

89

Berner Phone #72: Worst Coworkers

90

Berner Phone #71: Life's Quandaries Part 2

91

Berner Phone #70: Life's Quandaries

92

Berner Phone #69: Are you the only one?

93

Berner Phone #68: Vacation Disasters

94

Berner Phone #67: Are You The Asshole?

95

Berner Phone #66: Family Fights

96

Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts

97

Berner Phone #64: Answering Questions About Men

98

Berner Phone #63: Halloween Faux Pas

99

Berner Phone #62: Stuff That's Overrated

100

Berner Phone #61: Childhood Nostalgia

101

Berner Phone #60: Best Life Advice

102

Berner Phone #59: The Craziest Lies

103

Berner Phone #58: Best Gripes

104

Berner Phone #57: Bad Roommates

105

Berner Phone #56: Spicy Advice Part 2

106

Berner Phone #55: Spicy Advice

107

Berner Phone #54: Dumbest Purchases

108

Berner Phone #53: The Best Excuses

109

Berner Phone #52: Pets Gone Wild

110

Berner Phone #51: Minor Disasters

111

Berner Phone #50: Solving Your Dial-emmas

112

Berner Phone #49: Bad Drivers

113

Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good

114

Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever

115

Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special

116

Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies

117

Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch

118

Berner Phone #43: Invention Ideas

119

Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems

120

Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence

121

Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

122

Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales

123

Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

124

Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

125

Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

126

Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks

127

Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue

128

Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic

129

Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety

130

Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life

131

Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting

132

Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress

133

Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes

134

Berner Phone #26: Things We Hate

135

Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2

136

Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups

137

Berner Phone #23: Exciting Updates

138

Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves

139

Berner Phone #21: Unique New Year's Resolutions

140

Berner Phone #20: What's on your bucket list?

141

Berner Phone #19: The Best Life Hacks

142

Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed

143

Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances

144

Berner Phone #16: Biggest Irrational Fears

145

Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know

146

Berner Phone #14: Annoying Generational Differences

147

Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice

148

Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions

149

Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions

150

Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks

151

Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments

152

Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever

153

Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas

154

Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures

155

Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got

156

Berner Phone #4: Pet Peeves Part Deux with Des

157

Berner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with Des

158

Jared Freid: 37 & Single

159

Berner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des Bishop

160

Berner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des Bishop

161

Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics

162

Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy & Cool Delusion

163

Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy

164

Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion

165

Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ & Be Smart In Bed

166

Carmen Lynch: Getting Discovered & Feeling Awkward

167

Ashley Gavin: Open Relationships & Outside Babies

168

Michael Blaustein: Being Cute & Comedic

169

Des Bishop: My Husband & My Trauma

170

Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell & Her Next Chapter

171

Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps

172

Jake Shane: Octopus Lover & Learning From History

173

Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing

174

Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting

175

Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money

176

Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks

177

Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments

178

Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself

179

Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems

180

Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery

181

Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs

182

Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab

183

Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell

184

Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love

185

Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind

186

Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot

187

Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother

188

Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert

189

Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum

190

Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace

191

Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted

192

Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up

193

Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism

194

Audrey Peters: Liposuction & Louis Vuitton

195

My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal

196

Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild & Bad Ideas

197

Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce

198

Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets & Sanity

199

Andrea Lopez: Impressions & Imperfections

200

Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging & Positive Promiscuity

201

Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic & GirlBossTown

202

Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies & Starseeds

203

Des Bishop: Moisturizing & Meaningful Advice

204

Hunter March: Nightly Pop & His Problems

205

Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping & Mental Hospitals

206

Annie Lederman: Hypnosis & Masturbation Manifestation

207

Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable

208

Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes & Calling Out A**holes

209

Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever

210

Victoria Paris: Blocking Queen & Bisexual Baddie

211

Harry Jowsey: Falling In Love & Finishing Too Fast

212

Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho

213

Jessica Kirson: Hysterical & Relatively Sane

214

Ciara Miller: Disrupting The Hamptons & Seasonal Depression

215

Leah McSweeney: Chaos Theory & Billionaire Dick

216

Ashley Gavin: Lesbian Comedian Destroys Men & Horse Girls

217

Sean Donnelly: Recovering People Pleaser & Intermittent Faster

218

Lenore Berner: Being My Mom & Reparenting

219

Claire Parker: Celebrity Memoirs & Conspiracy Theories

220

Christy Carlson Romano: Surviving Disney & Her Demons

221

Gianmarco Soresi: Kicked Out Of Starbucks & Smelling JLo

222

Talia Lichtstein: The Philosopher of Hate & Negativity

223

Lindsey Metselaar: Cool Girl Weddings & Planning Problems

224

Ian Lara: Horrible Hookups & Growing Shame

225

Tefi: Red Carpet Problems & Pop Culture Obsessions

226

John DiLeo: Hollywood Film Critic & No Small Parts

227

Esther Povitsky: The Rejection Queen & Choosing Herself

228

Coco Vandeweghe: Chasing Greatness & Breaking Racquets

229

Gabby Bernstein: How To Heal Trauma & Self Soothe

230

Corinne Fisher: Staying Slutty & Respecting Yourself

231

Dr. Sasha Hamdani: ADHD Specialist & Chaotic Energy Expert

232

Luann de Lesseps: Fosé and Fun In Tulum

233

Justin Silver: Understanding Dogs & Your Own Demons

234

Jill Zarin: Surviving The Housewives & Socialite Secrets

235

Lauren Ash: Detoxing Her Body & Changing Her MInd

236

Josh Zilberberg: Thank Yew & Starting New

237

Natalie Cuomo: Threesome Exposure Therapy & Tattoos

238

Shan Boodram: Dating With Dominance & Love Addiction

239

LaurDIY: Arts & Crafts & Hoe Phases

240

Taylor Strecker: Finding Love Again & Finding Herself

241

Harry Jowsey: The Playboy & His Problems

242

Lindsey Pelas: Sex Icon & Super Misunderstood

243

Violet Benson: When To Have Sex & False Intimacy

244

India Oxenberg: Cult Survivor & Cool Bitch

245

Tinx: Rich Moms & Big Sis Energy

246

Des Bishop: Wedding Red Flags & Wooing Each Other

247

Jared Haibon & Ashley I: Shame Spirals & Love After Paradise

248

Dailyn Santana: Bipolar Disorder & Battling Yourself

249

John Kim: The Angry Therapist & Attachment Styles

250

Michael Rapaport: Disruptive & Doing It Well

251

Josh Flagg: Real Estate & Real Anxiety

252

Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery

253

Pete Lee: Tall, Dark & Pleasant In Hell

254

Emily Lubin: RIP Diets & The Problematic Wellness Industry

255

Heidi D'Amelio: The Matriarch Of TikTok & The Truth About Her Family

256

Amir Yass: The Queer Muslim & Human Unicorn

257

Mystic Michaela: Killing Hannah's Ego & Reading Her Aura

258

Bugsy Drake: The Queen Of Theme & Meeting Justin Bieber

259

Fran Mariano: Celebrity Encounters & Career Conundrums

260

Sam Morrill: The Joker & Taylor Swift Of Comedy

261

Braunwyn Windham-Burke: Leaving Bravo & The Reality Of Being A Housewife

262

Rod: Work Anxiety & Millennial Nostalgia

263

WeezyWTF: Whoreible Decisions & Sex Dungeons

264

Chelcie Lynn: Trailer Trash Tammy & Masturbating

265

Rosebud Baker: Dark Humor & Devil's Advocate

266

Alyssa Amoroso: Fighting FaceTune & Fear Of Failure

267

Jack & Max Barrett: Friday Beers & Astrology For Men

268

Caitlin Reilly: Problematic People & Loving To Hate

269

Hannah Ferrier: Being A Yachtie & Secret Panic Attacks

270

Sarah Nicole Landry: Stretch Marks & Sanity

271

Ria Ciuffo: Hoes In The Office & Getting High

272

Remi Bader: Not Loving Your Body & Blowing Up

273

Christina Galston: Being Messy & Freakin Jewrican

274

Kara Loewentheil: How To Unf*ck Your Brain & Change Neural Patterns

275

Blake Horstmann: The Villain Edit & Being A Bachelor

276

Buried By The Bernards: Going Viral & The Death Business

277

Kelsey Cook: Her Pandemic Divorce & Dealing With IBS

278

Ashley Hesseltine: Dating Younger Guys & Doing Nervous Poops

279

Victoria Garrick: Body Image & The Hidden Opponent

280

Brendan Sagalow: Women's Tricks & The Friend Zone

281

Jackie Schimmel: The Bitch Bible & Her Velcro Vagina

282

Katie Maloney-Schwartz: Tequila & PTSD

283

Doug Ellin: Creating Entourage & Fighting Success

284

Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny But Not Fat & Just Had A Baby!

285

Chloe La Branche: Going To Rehab 8 Times & Drinking With Grandma

286

Michaela Okland: She Rates Dogs & Does It Well

287

Tommy Marcus: Being Unhinged & Creating Quentin Quarantino

288

Gizelle Bryant: Potomac Royalty & Finding Greatness

289

Vera DiLeo: Nana Still Got It & She's 79

290

Ginny Hogan: Toxic Femininity & Zoloft

291

Rayna Greenberg: Advanced Dirty Talk & Tasting Butt

292

Blakely Thornton: Weak Dick Game & Diamonds

293

Manon Mathews: Marriage Nightmares & Manifestation

294

Nikki Glaser: Feminine Energy & Disordered Eating

295

Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part II

296

Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part I

297

Des Bishop: My Boyfriend & His Demons

298

Violet Benson: Ugly Duckling Syndrome & Daddy Issues

299

Kate Chastain: Leaving Below Deck & Entering The Chat

300

Alise Morales: Roasting Her Teenage Self & Texting Tragedies

301

Nema Vand: Breaking Hearts & Breaking Veneers

302

Erica Spera: Having Herpes & Gaining Confidence

303

Kaitlynn Carter: Breakups & New Beginnings

304

Naz Perez: Producing The Bachelor & Perfectionism

305

Hanna Dickinson: Ruining Weddings & Rock Bottom

306

Luann de Lesseps: Classy Flirting Techniques & Secrets To Staying Fit

307

Mike Cannon: Finding Your Viking & Sense Of Humor

308

Heather McDonald: Professional Blueballer & 27 Year Old Virgin

309

Mercedes Javid: Trust Issues & Tinder Husbands

310

Doug Smith: Circumcision & Armageddon

311

Ziwe: Baited & Bravo Firings

312

Jeremy Jacobowitz: Brunch Boys & Losing 100 Pounds

313

Kaitlyn Bristowe: Hating Your Face & Finding Real Love

314

Ashley Gavin: Ego Stroking & Lesbian Joking

315

Rotimi Paul: The First Purge & Privilege

316

Tracey Carnazzo: Punching People & Being Too Much

317

Hannah's Hot Takes: The Real Problem With Call Her Daddy

318

Luke Gulbranson: Will He Give Me Sex & Maple Syrup?

319

We Don't Deserve Dogs: Shitting Yourself & Psychotic Breaks

320

Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter Life Crisis & Comedy Crushes

321

Hannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual Healing

322

Nick Viall: Blowing Up & Glowing Up

323

Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise

324

Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor

325

Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love

326

Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers

327

Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes

328

Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments

329

Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks

330

Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies

331

Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart

332

Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms

333

Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick

334

Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding

335

Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses

336

Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders

337

Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat

338

Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything

339

John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable

340

Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media

341

Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups

342

Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone

343

Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes

344

Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass

345

Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B

346

Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming

347

Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos

348

Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds

349

Dylan Palladino: He's 6'6" & I Flirt With Him

350

Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation

351

Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy

352

Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks

353

Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing

354

Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials

355

Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat

356

Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion

357

Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The "So'" Moment

358

Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements

359

Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm

360

Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity

361

Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships

362

Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes

363

Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain

364

Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings

365

Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages

366

Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence

367

David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette

368

Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive

369

Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls

370

Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating

371

Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs

372

Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies

373

Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers

374

Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B

375

Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing

376

Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness

377

Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators

378

Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts

379

Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life

380

Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything

381

Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones

382

Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys

383

Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost

384

Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting

385

Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity

386

Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes

387

Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking

388

Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty

389

Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness

390

Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings

391

Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure

392

Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs

393

Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting

394

Derek Peth: Bad Breakups & Stoicism

395

Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences

396

Dr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy Issues

397

Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos

398

Margaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy Boobs

399

Sean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help Books

400

Jessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being Yourself

401

Taylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner Peace

402

Daryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap Ons

403

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