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Berner Phone — 395 episodes
Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By
Annoying Sounds
Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids
Silly Things We Believed as Kids
Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)
Funniest Things Said During Sex
What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?
Niche Collections
The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode)
This Should Be Illegal
Des Solves Your Problems
Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)
Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)
Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)
The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)
Why Do Men Do This?
What's Bugging You?
More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo
Episode #132: AITA?
Episode #131: Traditions That Should End
Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By
Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love
Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions
Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo
Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On
Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression
Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2
Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes
Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2
Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions
Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2
Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes
Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip
Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins
Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs
Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories
Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks
Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You?
Berner Phone 112: Family Secrets
Berner Phone 111: Relationship Hypocrisy
Berner Phone 110: Ruthless Advice
Berner Phone 109: Weirdest Crushes
Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO
Berner Phone #107: The Art of Gentle Revenge
Berner Phone #106: Dialer's Choice
Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self
Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons
Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins
Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone?
Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You
Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?
Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old
Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2
Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be Awkward
Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs
Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes
Berner Phone #94: Lockdown Positivity
Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People
Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2
Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice
Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories
Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes
Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You
Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps
Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights
Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights
Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances
Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?
Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed
Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch
Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist
Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal
Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des
Berner Phone #77: What We Google
Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve
Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money
Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed
Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?
Berner Phone #72: Worst Coworkers
Berner Phone #71: Life's Quandaries Part 2
Berner Phone #70: Life's Quandaries
Berner Phone #69: Are you the only one?
Berner Phone #68: Vacation Disasters
Berner Phone #67: Are You The Asshole?
Berner Phone #66: Family Fights
Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts
Berner Phone #64: Answering Questions About Men
Berner Phone #63: Halloween Faux Pas
Berner Phone #62: Stuff That's Overrated
Berner Phone #61: Childhood Nostalgia
Berner Phone #60: Best Life Advice
Berner Phone #59: The Craziest Lies
Berner Phone #58: Best Gripes
Berner Phone #57: Bad Roommates
Berner Phone #56: Spicy Advice Part 2
Berner Phone #55: Spicy Advice
Berner Phone #54: Dumbest Purchases
Berner Phone #53: The Best Excuses
Berner Phone #52: Pets Gone Wild
Berner Phone #51: Minor Disasters
Berner Phone #50: Solving Your Dial-emmas
Berner Phone #49: Bad Drivers
Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good
Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever
Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special
Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies
Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch
Berner Phone #43: Invention Ideas
Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems
Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence
Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed
Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales
Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents
Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones
Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps
Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks
Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue
Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic
Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety
Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life
Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting
Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress
Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes
Berner Phone #26: Things We Hate
Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2
Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups
Berner Phone #23: Exciting Updates
Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves
Berner Phone #21: Unique New Year's Resolutions
Berner Phone #20: What's on your bucket list?
Berner Phone #19: The Best Life Hacks
Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed
Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances
Berner Phone #16: Biggest Irrational Fears
Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know
Berner Phone #14: Annoying Generational Differences
Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice
Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions
Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions
Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks
Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments
Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever
Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas
Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures
Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got
Berner Phone #4: Pet Peeves Part Deux with Des
Berner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with Des
Jared Freid: 37 & Single
Berner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des Bishop
Berner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des Bishop
Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics
Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy & Cool Delusion
Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy
Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion
Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ & Be Smart In Bed
Carmen Lynch: Getting Discovered & Feeling Awkward
Ashley Gavin: Open Relationships & Outside Babies
Michael Blaustein: Being Cute & Comedic
Des Bishop: My Husband & My Trauma
Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell & Her Next Chapter
Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps
Jake Shane: Octopus Lover & Learning From History
Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing
Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting
Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money
Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks
Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments
Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself
Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems
Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery
Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs
Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab
Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell
Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love
Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind
Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot
Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother
Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert
Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum
Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace
Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted
Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up
Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism
Audrey Peters: Liposuction & Louis Vuitton
My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal
Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild & Bad Ideas
Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce
Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets & Sanity
Andrea Lopez: Impressions & Imperfections
Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging & Positive Promiscuity
Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic & GirlBossTown
Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies & Starseeds
Des Bishop: Moisturizing & Meaningful Advice
Hunter March: Nightly Pop & His Problems
Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping & Mental Hospitals
Annie Lederman: Hypnosis & Masturbation Manifestation
Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable
Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes & Calling Out A**holes
Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever
Victoria Paris: Blocking Queen & Bisexual Baddie
Harry Jowsey: Falling In Love & Finishing Too Fast
Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho
Jessica Kirson: Hysterical & Relatively Sane
Ciara Miller: Disrupting The Hamptons & Seasonal Depression
Leah McSweeney: Chaos Theory & Billionaire Dick
Ashley Gavin: Lesbian Comedian Destroys Men & Horse Girls
Sean Donnelly: Recovering People Pleaser & Intermittent Faster
Lenore Berner: Being My Mom & Reparenting
Claire Parker: Celebrity Memoirs & Conspiracy Theories
Christy Carlson Romano: Surviving Disney & Her Demons
Gianmarco Soresi: Kicked Out Of Starbucks & Smelling JLo
Talia Lichtstein: The Philosopher of Hate & Negativity
Lindsey Metselaar: Cool Girl Weddings & Planning Problems
Ian Lara: Horrible Hookups & Growing Shame
Tefi: Red Carpet Problems & Pop Culture Obsessions
John DiLeo: Hollywood Film Critic & No Small Parts
Esther Povitsky: The Rejection Queen & Choosing Herself
Coco Vandeweghe: Chasing Greatness & Breaking Racquets
Gabby Bernstein: How To Heal Trauma & Self Soothe
Corinne Fisher: Staying Slutty & Respecting Yourself
Dr. Sasha Hamdani: ADHD Specialist & Chaotic Energy Expert
Luann de Lesseps: Fosé and Fun In Tulum
Justin Silver: Understanding Dogs & Your Own Demons
Jill Zarin: Surviving The Housewives & Socialite Secrets
Lauren Ash: Detoxing Her Body & Changing Her MInd
Josh Zilberberg: Thank Yew & Starting New
Natalie Cuomo: Threesome Exposure Therapy & Tattoos
Shan Boodram: Dating With Dominance & Love Addiction
LaurDIY: Arts & Crafts & Hoe Phases
Taylor Strecker: Finding Love Again & Finding Herself
Harry Jowsey: The Playboy & His Problems
Lindsey Pelas: Sex Icon & Super Misunderstood
Violet Benson: When To Have Sex & False Intimacy
India Oxenberg: Cult Survivor & Cool Bitch
Tinx: Rich Moms & Big Sis Energy
Des Bishop: Wedding Red Flags & Wooing Each Other
Jared Haibon & Ashley I: Shame Spirals & Love After Paradise
Dailyn Santana: Bipolar Disorder & Battling Yourself
John Kim: The Angry Therapist & Attachment Styles
Michael Rapaport: Disruptive & Doing It Well
Josh Flagg: Real Estate & Real Anxiety
Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery
Pete Lee: Tall, Dark & Pleasant In Hell
Emily Lubin: RIP Diets & The Problematic Wellness Industry
Heidi D'Amelio: The Matriarch Of TikTok & The Truth About Her Family
Amir Yass: The Queer Muslim & Human Unicorn
Mystic Michaela: Killing Hannah's Ego & Reading Her Aura
Bugsy Drake: The Queen Of Theme & Meeting Justin Bieber
Fran Mariano: Celebrity Encounters & Career Conundrums
Sam Morrill: The Joker & Taylor Swift Of Comedy
Braunwyn Windham-Burke: Leaving Bravo & The Reality Of Being A Housewife
Rod: Work Anxiety & Millennial Nostalgia
WeezyWTF: Whoreible Decisions & Sex Dungeons
Chelcie Lynn: Trailer Trash Tammy & Masturbating
Rosebud Baker: Dark Humor & Devil's Advocate
Alyssa Amoroso: Fighting FaceTune & Fear Of Failure
Jack & Max Barrett: Friday Beers & Astrology For Men
Caitlin Reilly: Problematic People & Loving To Hate
Hannah Ferrier: Being A Yachtie & Secret Panic Attacks
Sarah Nicole Landry: Stretch Marks & Sanity
Ria Ciuffo: Hoes In The Office & Getting High
Remi Bader: Not Loving Your Body & Blowing Up
Christina Galston: Being Messy & Freakin Jewrican
Kara Loewentheil: How To Unf*ck Your Brain & Change Neural Patterns
Blake Horstmann: The Villain Edit & Being A Bachelor
Buried By The Bernards: Going Viral & The Death Business
Kelsey Cook: Her Pandemic Divorce & Dealing With IBS
Ashley Hesseltine: Dating Younger Guys & Doing Nervous Poops
Victoria Garrick: Body Image & The Hidden Opponent
Brendan Sagalow: Women's Tricks & The Friend Zone
Jackie Schimmel: The Bitch Bible & Her Velcro Vagina
Katie Maloney-Schwartz: Tequila & PTSD
Doug Ellin: Creating Entourage & Fighting Success
Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny But Not Fat & Just Had A Baby!
Chloe La Branche: Going To Rehab 8 Times & Drinking With Grandma
Michaela Okland: She Rates Dogs & Does It Well
Tommy Marcus: Being Unhinged & Creating Quentin Quarantino
Gizelle Bryant: Potomac Royalty & Finding Greatness
Vera DiLeo: Nana Still Got It & She's 79
Ginny Hogan: Toxic Femininity & Zoloft
Rayna Greenberg: Advanced Dirty Talk & Tasting Butt
Blakely Thornton: Weak Dick Game & Diamonds
Manon Mathews: Marriage Nightmares & Manifestation
Nikki Glaser: Feminine Energy & Disordered Eating
Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part II
Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part I
Des Bishop: My Boyfriend & His Demons
Violet Benson: Ugly Duckling Syndrome & Daddy Issues
Kate Chastain: Leaving Below Deck & Entering The Chat
Alise Morales: Roasting Her Teenage Self & Texting Tragedies
Nema Vand: Breaking Hearts & Breaking Veneers
Erica Spera: Having Herpes & Gaining Confidence
Kaitlynn Carter: Breakups & New Beginnings
Naz Perez: Producing The Bachelor & Perfectionism
Hanna Dickinson: Ruining Weddings & Rock Bottom
Luann de Lesseps: Classy Flirting Techniques & Secrets To Staying Fit
Mike Cannon: Finding Your Viking & Sense Of Humor
Heather McDonald: Professional Blueballer & 27 Year Old Virgin
Mercedes Javid: Trust Issues & Tinder Husbands
Doug Smith: Circumcision & Armageddon
Ziwe: Baited & Bravo Firings
Jeremy Jacobowitz: Brunch Boys & Losing 100 Pounds
Kaitlyn Bristowe: Hating Your Face & Finding Real Love
Ashley Gavin: Ego Stroking & Lesbian Joking
Rotimi Paul: The First Purge & Privilege
Tracey Carnazzo: Punching People & Being Too Much
Hannah's Hot Takes: The Real Problem With Call Her Daddy
Luke Gulbranson: Will He Give Me Sex & Maple Syrup?
We Don't Deserve Dogs: Shitting Yourself & Psychotic Breaks
Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter Life Crisis & Comedy Crushes
Hannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual Healing
Nick Viall: Blowing Up & Glowing Up
Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise
Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor
Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love
Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers
Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes
Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments
Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks
Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies
Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart
Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms
Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick
Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding
Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses
Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders
Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat
Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything
John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable
Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media
Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups
Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone
Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes
Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass
Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B
Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming
Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos
Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds
Dylan Palladino: He's 6'6" & I Flirt With Him
Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation
Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy
Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks
Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing
Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials
Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat
Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion
Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The "So'" Moment
Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements
Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm
Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity
Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships
Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes
Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain
Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings
Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages
Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence
David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette
Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive
Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls
Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating
Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs
Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies
Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers
Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B
Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing
Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness
Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators
Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts
Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life
Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything
Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones
Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys
Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost
Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting
Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity
Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes
Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking
Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty
Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness
Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings
Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure
Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs
Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting
Derek Peth: Bad Breakups & Stoicism
Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences
Dr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy Issues
Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos
Margaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy Boobs
Sean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help Books
Jessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being Yourself
Taylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner Peace
Daryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap Ons
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