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ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!

20202021

Mbappe and Davies Collide

Tonight Philippe, you will be Andre Schurle

The Pool Boy is dead, long live the Lyons

Hello, my name's Joao Felix

The Narratives

Diego Costa's Virginia

Episode 91: Disinfect Your Muzzle

Is Pep staying? Sniff that oil to find out here.

Happy End of Days (2020)

We're back

Episode number: A lot

Wanton fly boys crush eggs

Episode 87 - The Golden Pukki

Mushroom undercut curtains join units in the Premier League

A new season

The Last Podcast Ever

Rinsing Vikings

DMT vs CLF

Crack Poodles in Baku

It's not a trophy, it's a plate

Troy Deeney is sat at the back of his cage

Mancheshter Shitty Vinners!

EP77 - Inviting lady fate to do what she does best.

Lucas Moura outshines Theresa May

Oh, the Brodge

EP74 - Working on my settings.

EP73 - King Eric's Egg-cock-splatting return!

Ep 73. Donkey Rhubarb

EP72 - In Skipp, Spurs must trust

EP71 - Salah's shot is still soaring!

Ep. 70 - Getting it all wrong... again.

Ep. 69 - I remember we have listeners

Ep. 68 - Pantomime pricks prove prevalent

In Madrid Sergio Ramos trusts

Did Sarri get his Willy on?

Simeone Celebrates in Style

Ep 64 Davinson Sancho

Mourinho's back

Sean Dyche and the voice to behold

Ooo, Terry Henry. Ooo Terry Henry.

Ep 59 - Gold covered broken condoms

Ep 58 - The Eagle has landed!

Ep 57 - BETTER THAN JESUS!

Blipping madness.

Hippy Crack is back in fashion

Twerking never felt so right

Swerving Crack-riddled poodles.

Voulez vous giflet le poulet, se soirée?

51st Episode Special. Germany are still relegated!

50th Episode Special - Germany are Relegated!!!

S2 E? - It's a ridiculous Joke!!

Nico! Nico! Pass to Daveed! And play with coo-rage!

Time Zone Tinkerers

Brozović is my hero, bitch!

Cherry popping Eddy never considered a baboon to do his dirty work

S12 E13 - Arise Sir Eric, Vanquisher of the Devil from Madrid

S2 E12 - Life In Danger

S2 E11 - Welcome to the new world

S2 E10 Pony-Tailed-Faced Man

RELEASE THE RAMS!

S2 E10 Douglas Costa and the Units

S2 E9 John Terry and Vlad's wife

S2 E8 Alison Moyet's near post

Will He Boly? Will He Boly?

S2 E7 Grope!!

S2 E6 Bags of piss

S2E5 - Kepa the Keeper Kept a Kipper Kit Kat Kuiet

S2E4 - Buckling knees with anticipation of another Premier League episode of DEATH, DESTRUCTION, and some other DOUBLE D’S!

S2E3 - A lot better than Wanyama

S2E2 - Wrong Fee, Wrong Fella

New Season featuring Jose Mourinho

Ep 28 - "Golden Dicks and Bonnie Tylers"

1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th? You choose!

Episode 26

Ep 25 - "I don't want to talk about it"

Ep 25 - "My grandmother ran away from Hitler in France"

Boodoo baadaa - England? In a semi?

Ep 22 - "No more predictions"

Ep 21 - "Biting Umtiti, Running with Tite, and Waffles"

Ep 20 - "A strange new world."

When waffles meet the rising sun

The dangers of dullness

Episode 17

Episode 16 - The Battle of the Bastards

Episode 15 - A very special day.

Ep 14 - "Messi's inner thigh"

Ep 13 - Life and Football

Episode 12 - The Worst 6-1 win of all time.

Episode 11 and the power of Dada Rafa

Episode 10 and the pubic hair

Ep 9 - "I want to be Papa NeyNey"

Ep 8 - "Nutmegging Shakira's Husband"

Episode 7 "Peanut in the Turd"

Ep 06. "I was hoping to get this over in 3 minutes."

Episode 5

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Episode 3

Episode 2